Finally A Service That Will Send Your Enemies The Perfect Anonymous Message.

Have you ever had a neighbor, co-worker or special friend that you’ve wanted to send a fake penis to, but for whatever politically correct reason you can’t? Now you have a solution and its called Prank Warz Online. They have solved this very problem.

Their service is the art of diplomacy: To tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually looking forward to the trip. They will send your enemy a dildo with a wonderful message that is straight to the point, “Go F**k Yourself”. Thats not all, there is also lube included with the package for added comfort. It’s truly a nice touch that completes the anonymous gift.

To whom can you send a dildo to? According to their Frequently Asked Questions page:

1. Your Boss / coworkers

2. Ex Boyfriend / girlfriend

3. The nice old lady across the street

4. Best friend

5. Roommates

6. Landlord

7. The sperm donor that doesn’t pay child support

8. Favorite college professor

9. The dentist that performed the prostate exam on you while you were knocked out

10. Shitty customers that you have to deal with at work!

Anyone on this list probably very much so qualifies to be a recipient of such a gift. However, if number 9 has happened to you, consider calling the police and finding a new dentist.

For only $16.95, you can send the “Go F**k Yourself,” a 4.5 inch dildo that includes lube, which is nice. If you’re on a budget but still would like to send someone a dildo anonymously, you can select the “Quit Being A Dick.” Or, if you’re looking for a completely creepy option, you can send the “Bonergram.”

More info: prankwarzonline.com

Finally A Service That Will Send Your Enemies The Perfect Anonymous Message.