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22 Of The Funniest Responses To Clothing Ad Where Model Is Wearing An Absurdly Tight Shirt
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22 Of The Funniest Responses To Clothing Ad Where Model Is Wearing An Absurdly Tight Shirt

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They say there is no such thing as bad publicity. Well, this clothing brand put that theory to the sternest of tests recently by releasing an ad that certainly got people talking, although we are not sure for the reasons that they had in mind.

The company, called Father & Sons, appear to specialize in the tightest of tight clothes for men, marketed at the kind of insecure, perma-tanned and neck-tattooed blowhard that aspires to be on shows like Jersey Shore. In order to show off their products to their maximum ‘potential,’ they hired the services of a quite extreme male model called Shaun Rezaei, who seems to be obsessed with bodybuilding and achieving the lowest body fat levels humanly possible.

Needless to say, the whole thing has a faintly ridiculous air of male preening and vapid superficiality, which people were quick to pick up on. The funny comments do not disappoint! Do yourself a favor and check out their Facebook page for some savage examples of British humor, almost every post is oozing with cynical piss-taking.

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Guys in the habit of skipping leg day can only hope that this kind of clothing never goes mainstream. Maybe it’s the Avengers effect, or that Jason Momoa guy, but the beefcake definitely appears to be back in fashion. That’s fine, but do they really need to strut around in leggings and skin-tight shirts as well? It’s like a Fabio revival over here.

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Rezaei, inevitably from California, also calls himself “Mr. Fiveo” and has a company that “encourages and inspires people to live a healthier, happier, more energized life by minimizing unnecessary body fat and building solid muscle mass.”

“A healthier body and mind lead to more productive life experience and success at many levels,” he writes. “FIVEO means striving to achieve below 5% body fat. It is not a short term diet. It is a long term lifestyle change.”

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What do you think about the campaign and tight clothing trend? Let us know in the comments below!

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok..the only reason the one model has both hands in his front pockets is because his pants are so tight, it's probably exposing his twig an berries.

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Monika Soffronow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not normal, it is not attractive and it is not even something that ought to be shown since young boys may see this as an ideal they ought to aspire to live up to. It is wierd how many people now seem to be at war with their perfectly normal human bodies. It is also weird that it has become more or less socially accepted to strive to get a body that is abnormal, overly muscular or with duck-like lips, morbidly obese or runway models on the verge of starvation. Whatever happened to "everything is good in moderation" and "a healthy mind in a healthy body"?

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gloria pitzer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda what they do to women, half dressed with everything outlined. Even wear thongs so that their panty lines aren't showing ..Why is that ok but not this I wonder ..

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RaroaRaroa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sneeze comment was the best. I just pictured lethal buttons flying everywhere.

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LuckyL
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd really like to have a video of how they got dressed. Did they need a whole team helping and a few tries because everytime something ripped on the shirt?

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RaroaRaroa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes me wonder if they started with a size large and gradually challenged themselves to see how small they could go and still button it up.

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TheDivineMs.M
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We went from super baggy clothes and your pants around your waist to jeggings and skinny jeans for men. Maybe the next trend will be normal fitting clothes

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Catlady6000
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And in one of the shots, it looks as if he has no neck. Can't tell if the beard makes it worse?

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Noez 🇸🇪
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like it when men have a little muscle but, no. Not like this... I'd rather have a fat guy!

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Random Panda
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The clothing is ridiculous alright, but he looks worse without the shirt on. The super-bulked-up, about-to-pop-a-vein look is so gross imo. That ain't healthy.

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Pinky Pop
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men on the reality TV shows in the UK wear very tight clothing, makes them look bloody awful.

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ViolinLover
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here I am, trying to find the loosest and most comfortable clothes in my wardrobe, and get annoyed when I find out only my tight jeans are left.... think I'll continue that way

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Ian Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he spends more time in the gym or on his hair?

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Bill
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is what diuretic abuse looks like. He flushed the water out with pills before the shoot

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Jane Doe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was looking at that flex in the shorts pic. Is that when guys pound like super salty condensed soup straight to dehydrate? I'm not even sure if I heard the rumor correctly.

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Panda Baller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know soooooooo many guys that dress like that and they consider it metrosexual. Bro that s**t isn't even gay its stupid AF and your bulge is tiny now return those roids back to the guys that sells them in the back room of a Max Muscle!

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FloC
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that the person who designed the white pants used to design women's pants... So now men can't carry their mobile phone in their pocket either.

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He needs to be careful not to breathe too deep while wearing it 😂

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Elizabeth Scarborough
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey if women can wear tight revealing clothing then why can't men? it would be sexist if we think otherwise. Personally I think skin tight clothes are ridiculous and leggings belong at home or in the gym. As for these models who are they catering to? men or women? I don't know many women who thing bulging veins is sexy, and when was it a thing for a man to be all top heavy and skinny a*s legs, they look silly.

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elfin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack. It's a macho form of bulimia.

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Nikki D
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where'd his neck go? And leggings on men are HILARIOUS! They must have sewn him into that shirt. With some ridiculously strong thread.

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Reginald Joseph
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love that fart comment (if he farts, we'll see the bubble go up his back) and "why put him in a shirt with buttons that look angry at him)=brilliant! Thanks for the laugh!

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Monty Is Fiennes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am fairly sure under 17% body fat in a man in considered unhealthy??? Not sure if that is accurate, but we do actually require fats in our bodies for systemic use like hormone production, right???

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Peko
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can definitely go lower than that and still be healthy. At about 10% you have visible abs and above 25% is considered obese. That's the two data point I can remember.

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Grumble O'Pug
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is hilarious: “encourages and inspires people to live a healthier, happier, more energized life by minimizing unnecessary body fat and building solid muscle mass.” I'm laughing at just how stupid this guy actually is.

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Robin Goldson-Forgo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That below 5 percent dude sounds like he has a raging eating disorder and probably body dysmorphia. He should talk to someone cause dude will end up killing himself one way or another.

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ZombieGirl5591
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Rhett and Thor had a baby, lol (Rhett from Good Mythical Morning)

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Craig Silberman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a guy in college who was really into bodybuilding. He could have worn anything, and it would have been obvious he had a strong physique. But he chose to wear shirts that were two sizes too small. I heard that after college he started taking steroids, because he felt the need to get obscenely big.

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Kenny Kulbiski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damnit! I should have kept all those shirts that "shrunk" on me over the years .

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Daria Z
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those veiny arms look kinda deformed, tight shirt or not. I actually like it when a human body has some fat, as it looks more natural and healthy that way.

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TheKnightOwl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't find overly muscular guys attractive, however....why is it okay to say nasty things about someone who looks like this, but we must be accepting and supportive of those who are overweight and unhealthy? So much hypocrisy lately.

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Benjamin Stark
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK these look casual wear so still ok. Not my cup of tea in terms of comfort & fashion but to each his own. Have you seen heavily muscled guys in office wear? Shirt & pants so tight their muscles gonna explode anytime. You wonder if they are at work or at the gym. I feel choked & need to exhale every time I come across these dudes.

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Joanne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's his right to look however he wants to look. If he wants to look super super muscular instead of looking attractive to most people, that's perfectly fine, it's his life and his body. The only things that matters is whether he likes it and whether his partner (or the person he wants to be with) finds it attractive, it doesn't matter what the rest of us think.

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Happiness is Hippo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is true, but when he decided to become a model and a spokesperson for this ridiculous "below 5% body fat" nonsense, he had to realise that insecure young men would very probably be driven to steroid abuse trying to be like him. I would never criticise anyone living their lives privately but when they set themselves up as role models, especially such unhealthy role models, that's a different story! Steroid abuse ruins lives.

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Gail Howell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude! You would have been fine in my book, without all those muscles! Ugh!

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Turnip and a Frog
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t see any of those pictures. I guess I’m missing tons ;-)

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morgan jeffries
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not just a body builder. He's gone to the extreme where his muscles are large and unnaturally shaped and his veins are prominent. The clothing he is supposedly modelling is so tight that it is not possible to see the style. The buttons are strained so much the fabric is bulging open and is creased up.

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SirWriteALot
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Note to clothes manufacturer: you'll never get a model right. Skinny: too skinny. Sick. Chunky: too chunky. I don't look like that! Fat: too fat. Gross. Fit: too fit. Unrealistic. Bulked up: too unrealistic. Dad bod: gross. Who wants dad bods?

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Shannon Hawkins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He would have to maintain a serious level of dehydration to keep his arms as shredded as that. Dangerous

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Origami Chik3n
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No way this is comfortable or healthy. When i started doing a semi regular 5 minutes exercises, my arms and shoulders bulked up a bit (like, i just am bulkier than i was before, not comparing myself to people who really do work out) and a lot of clothes that were comfy before, became tight. Especially around the area where sleeves join the shirt, to the point that i started feeling my arms go numb. These clothes look like they will stop any blood movement to your limbs.

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Chris Gillespie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy will die from a heart attack or stroke at a fairly young age and all that hard work will have been for nothing.

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Jaguarundi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me it looks as though he received the wrong clothing back from the cleaners.

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James Gallegos
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gay and I like guys with that have a bit of a thickness to them. Meaning that I like solid guys and stocky or husky guys. Muscle and athletic builds are nice also but someone with less than 5% body fat is not that attractive. Just goes to show they spend waaaaay too much time at the gym and are probably super critical of what they eat. Now I'm not saying I'm a chubby chaser or obese are not attractive to me and seem very unhealthy. I guess I prefer my guys somewhere in the middle of being muscular with some love handles on the side. I can see the vapid gays who would flock to a guy like this. And the way he flaunts his long hair around too. Yeah like one of the comments up above said, "I'm gay, but even this is too gay for me."

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Marika Stanway
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that Fiveo dude is slightly obsessed. And only one ever to go out with him is another Fiveo guy or a girl. I guess that's his ultimate happiness, thought, so who am I to judge! And those skinny jeans on guys, they should just be banned by fecking law!

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somnomania
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eugh, he was way more attractive with his arms half covered up.

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Maria Goula
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This definitely not normal... And the whole 5% body fat is dangerous! There's a reason why we have fat in our body and our body needs it. A body fat below healthy levels (calculated by age, height and weight) can cause serious issues and is not something anyone should to try to achieve...

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morgan jeffries
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. How can this be an advertisement for the clothes? They can't even bee seen properly with all the forced open buttons and creases

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♥Kitty♥
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but that man is gorgeous. Idk how anyone into men could complain about what he's wearing...definitely would put the heart eyes emoji in here if I could!

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Melisa K.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YUCK I do no understand why people think those feral veiny arms are attractive!!! I get the heeby jeebys just looking at them. Vomit everywhere. Body buildes are super f*****g creepy!!

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Joanne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't have to be mean and disrespectful about it. If you say 'I find this really unattractive', the message is clear too.

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spirit wolf
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Mr. Fiveo, by NFL standards your body fat% would be below zero... that could possibly lead to a name change though.

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Mohammed Imthiyas R
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely loving the hilarious vibes! But let's talk about real comfort and style for kids – check out @PattuPavadai for a delightful range of silk clothes that not only look adorable but also ensure the perfect fit for your little ones.

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Mohammed Imthiyas R
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely loving the hilarious vibes! But let's talk about real comfort and style for kids – check out @PattuPavadai for a delightful range of silk clothes that not only look adorable but also ensure the perfect fit for your little ones. Let's prioritize comfort and cuteness for the kiddos!

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Shah Nawaz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pick branded shirts for Men, multiple collections of t-shirts for men. - Crazy colors for all age groups, availability of all flexible sizes, admirable stitching, ideal comfy stuff, and stylish composition are waiting for you - T Shirts For Men Offers.

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Jane Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the clothes look sooo uncomfortable. Would drive me apeshit crazy

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Terry Foster
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It kills me how people sit behind their screens making snarky comments about EVERY person. If you are overweight, you are a target. If you are in shape, you are a target. Anything and everything is just an object for scorn. Why not try to pick out the best that you see and leave the rest unsaid?

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We'llSee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Veins / arteries smashed and constricted probably not the best idea.

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Musha Busha
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has happened to all of us who bought a new washing machine and still don't know which button is for the temperature.

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Musha Busha
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to all of us who bought a new washing machine and still don't know which button is for the temperature.

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Donna Leske
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gorgeous man, sadly the clothes do not do him justice. Trying to project the image that he is powerfully built they fall way short and only project the image that he cannot pick his own clothes. (or "Father & Sons" company, perhaps your clothes continue to shrink, wash, after wash, after wash...?)

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Slune
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To getting dressed I'm sure they start with at least one size bigger and then sit in a tub of hot water to get it shrink then try blowing.....ready!

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Elizabeth Gardner
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god that is f*****g horrible I cannot understand why someone wants to look like that and then tops it all off with clothes that look like he was poured and a lot of it is beginning to run over. I find it sickening and I am the first to admire a good body. but pullease not that!

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Grace Wiebe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude's a bodybuilder, obviously. If he's using 'roids he'll have the testosterone levels of a pre-pubescent girl. But that's not the problem. The problem is this shirt came from some kid's Ken doll. Not cute. Doesn't look comfortable, either.

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Jeny Kennedy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, I don't want to see the outline of a weirdo's dork just because Mr.Bro wants to wear pants that show off the veins in his knees.

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Misa Torres
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leggings on men is just NOT a good look. Not to mention that the blond dude is PAINFULLY over flexing. I mean really dude?! No one can sit comfortably like that for long.

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Wanda Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Article: Rezaei, inevitably from California, also calls himself “Mr. Fiveo” Me: Ah yes, say no more, that explains everything.

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Larry Cosgrave
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grotesque, yet superficial and self-indulgent. Can't imagine palling around with these Studes. (see what I did there, combining studs with dudes, could as easily combine to Duds)

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Laura Rudgers
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, Shaun - this look is a major turn-off, and actually looks unhealthy and unbalanced. Love your hair and beard, though!!

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Rose the Cook
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From a different point of view, the first picture suggests that the product does not wash well and has shrunken badly.

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morgan jeffries
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work for someone who wore their clothes way too tight. His buttons where forced open and his shirts were creased. The only difference was he had his chest hair poking out through the stretched button holes and was so fat his belly button was sticking out through one of the holes. Looks just as revolting as this guy does

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Virginia Llorca
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want to look like that, it is your choice. We can't change your mind. But you look awful.

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5 years ago

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Jovy Jergens
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Narcissism captured at its zenith! RE: The shirt - DO NOT put in the dryer.

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Isis Javon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the tight clothing trend it's like a flip on how women are shown ads on a daily

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Mark CM
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With all the d**k shrinking steroids he's taking, at least his underpants would be a looser fit.

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Scott Hodges
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is interesting that the knees are ripped on one pair of pants above. Model: "Oh s**t, these pants are so tight I ripped them putting them on." Marketing guy: That looks FABULOUS! We can tell buyers they are supposed to rip like that! Photogrpaher: " so....I should just shoot them that way?"

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Dan Heffley
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you've got it, flaunt it. It's not easy to get below 5% bodyfat...if you're going to do something, why not do something healthy that benefits for life?

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Janine Randall
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh! I like a well built guy, but that's just creepy. He looks like an upside down triangle. Between the pictures and comments, I can only believe that, gorgeous as he is, the guy is completely absorbed by his appearance and letting everyone know how beautiful he is.

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Athena Wikstrom
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He has very girly legs. Also, how does one get a shirt that tight off? Does he have to wait for the spinach to wear off?

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Debbie Lyn Jones (Deb)
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We should take bets on how long it took them to get dressed in these outfits :D

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Ama-nee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need such a friend in my life when I need to push-start a car.

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Kathryn Baylis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was that saying about trying to stuff 10 lbs of s**t in a 5 lb sack...

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Yana Makarevitch
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks like he has giant tumours on his arms. That's just horrible.

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Andres Rogue
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT ABOUT THE LEGS? I THINK THEY HAVE MUSCLES TOO, WHY THEY DIDNT WORK IT.

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Elmer Blu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like the female s who think they look so good and their clothes p ulls between the buttons!

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MammaG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of us cannot find clothes designed properly for our bust size. I can buy a tent and it's tight over my (100% natural) chest.

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Flame Phoenix
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anybody else think he looks like Rhett from good mythical morning

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George Hudacko
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ain't pretty on women when you count cellulite dimples on their a*&^ or on this dude when you can count his veins. WTF?

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Christo Lepen
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get Healthier? B***h, come on!!! you might look good on the outside but can you please share your recent lab results? There is nothing natural in your vains, and I think your liver and pagreas might have something to say about it.

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charlotte berger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, not digging it. They just kind of look like chacters in a weird, cartoonish porn movie. Their clothing is one second away from just busting right off.

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Chico Martins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... everybody likes to judge the model. Don’t be petty. Mind your own body. The clothes? Freaking awfull.

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Joseph Klein
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewwww wave a cupcake in front of him and I bet he runs away screaming

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HOW ABOUT ℕO
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not cool... it's extremely ugly and not at all attractive to a female.

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Delilah Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mocking people who are fit and in shape only reveals your own insecurities. I also noticed most of the mocking comments are from men. If it was a woman wearing too tight clothes (which they already do), men's insulting comments would become compliments. And women would wish they had a figure they could show off in that outfit. Though my honest opinion of the clothes these guys are wearing is that it is a tad bit too tight, especially in the pants. Women are already sexualizing every outfit they wear by wearing skin-hugging or revealing clothes. The guys don't need to do it too, and the women should just stop already.

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Catlady6000
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman, this extreme degree of body building is just disturbing, it has gone beyond being fit into something unhealthy. He's quoted as believing less than 5% body fat was a goal to strive for. Not the healthiest idea for most people. I would rather see a moderate dad body. Anytime a person's body reaches an extreme-skinny, fat, muscular- there is a disconnect between what is healthy and what is not, physically and at times mentally

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Nate M
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Roast the company, not the individual model. Thank you :*

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RaroaRaroa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of the roasting seems to be aimed at the ridiculous choice of clothing, not the models.

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Mike Silverman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A quick google search will lead to several articles on Hawaii Five-0

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Stephen Hutchison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well will you look at that. People will shame other people's bodies for ANY kind of difference. Isn't that just special. Isn't it sweet that you all think you're entitled to judge.

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Kevin Camp
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh. So you mean its exactly the same as all women's wear advertising? And that upsets you because it's men?

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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S**t like this is why I turn my ad blocker on before I visit here now. People are hypocrites here and it’s trashy. Always whining about equality and being judgment free and bragging about how they hate fashion and trends, but frothing at the mouth at anyone who isn’t into emo / fantasy / nerd styles. If a boy got judged for wearing eyeshadow you’d all be ready to kill yourselves in solidarity but if some bulky dude wears a stupid shirt and it’s suddenly a fun game to talk s**t. That is SOOOOO corny, gross and lame. You people are f*****g losers lol. Jesus Christ.

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok..the only reason the one model has both hands in his front pockets is because his pants are so tight, it's probably exposing his twig an berries.

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Monika Soffronow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not normal, it is not attractive and it is not even something that ought to be shown since young boys may see this as an ideal they ought to aspire to live up to. It is wierd how many people now seem to be at war with their perfectly normal human bodies. It is also weird that it has become more or less socially accepted to strive to get a body that is abnormal, overly muscular or with duck-like lips, morbidly obese or runway models on the verge of starvation. Whatever happened to "everything is good in moderation" and "a healthy mind in a healthy body"?

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gloria pitzer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda what they do to women, half dressed with everything outlined. Even wear thongs so that their panty lines aren't showing ..Why is that ok but not this I wonder ..

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RaroaRaroa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sneeze comment was the best. I just pictured lethal buttons flying everywhere.

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LuckyL
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd really like to have a video of how they got dressed. Did they need a whole team helping and a few tries because everytime something ripped on the shirt?

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RaroaRaroa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes me wonder if they started with a size large and gradually challenged themselves to see how small they could go and still button it up.

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TheDivineMs.M
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We went from super baggy clothes and your pants around your waist to jeggings and skinny jeans for men. Maybe the next trend will be normal fitting clothes

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Catlady6000
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And in one of the shots, it looks as if he has no neck. Can't tell if the beard makes it worse?

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Noez 🇸🇪
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like it when men have a little muscle but, no. Not like this... I'd rather have a fat guy!

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Random Panda
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The clothing is ridiculous alright, but he looks worse without the shirt on. The super-bulked-up, about-to-pop-a-vein look is so gross imo. That ain't healthy.

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Pinky Pop
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men on the reality TV shows in the UK wear very tight clothing, makes them look bloody awful.

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ViolinLover
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here I am, trying to find the loosest and most comfortable clothes in my wardrobe, and get annoyed when I find out only my tight jeans are left.... think I'll continue that way

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Ian Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he spends more time in the gym or on his hair?

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Bill
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is what diuretic abuse looks like. He flushed the water out with pills before the shoot

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Jane Doe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was looking at that flex in the shorts pic. Is that when guys pound like super salty condensed soup straight to dehydrate? I'm not even sure if I heard the rumor correctly.

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Panda Baller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know soooooooo many guys that dress like that and they consider it metrosexual. Bro that s**t isn't even gay its stupid AF and your bulge is tiny now return those roids back to the guys that sells them in the back room of a Max Muscle!

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FloC
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that the person who designed the white pants used to design women's pants... So now men can't carry their mobile phone in their pocket either.

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He needs to be careful not to breathe too deep while wearing it 😂

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Elizabeth Scarborough
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey if women can wear tight revealing clothing then why can't men? it would be sexist if we think otherwise. Personally I think skin tight clothes are ridiculous and leggings belong at home or in the gym. As for these models who are they catering to? men or women? I don't know many women who thing bulging veins is sexy, and when was it a thing for a man to be all top heavy and skinny a*s legs, they look silly.

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elfin
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack. It's a macho form of bulimia.

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Nikki D
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where'd his neck go? And leggings on men are HILARIOUS! They must have sewn him into that shirt. With some ridiculously strong thread.

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Reginald Joseph
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love that fart comment (if he farts, we'll see the bubble go up his back) and "why put him in a shirt with buttons that look angry at him)=brilliant! Thanks for the laugh!

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Monty Is Fiennes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am fairly sure under 17% body fat in a man in considered unhealthy??? Not sure if that is accurate, but we do actually require fats in our bodies for systemic use like hormone production, right???

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Peko
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can definitely go lower than that and still be healthy. At about 10% you have visible abs and above 25% is considered obese. That's the two data point I can remember.

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Grumble O'Pug
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is hilarious: “encourages and inspires people to live a healthier, happier, more energized life by minimizing unnecessary body fat and building solid muscle mass.” I'm laughing at just how stupid this guy actually is.

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Robin Goldson-Forgo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That below 5 percent dude sounds like he has a raging eating disorder and probably body dysmorphia. He should talk to someone cause dude will end up killing himself one way or another.

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ZombieGirl5591
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Rhett and Thor had a baby, lol (Rhett from Good Mythical Morning)

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Craig Silberman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a guy in college who was really into bodybuilding. He could have worn anything, and it would have been obvious he had a strong physique. But he chose to wear shirts that were two sizes too small. I heard that after college he started taking steroids, because he felt the need to get obscenely big.

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Kenny Kulbiski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damnit! I should have kept all those shirts that "shrunk" on me over the years .

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Daria Z
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those veiny arms look kinda deformed, tight shirt or not. I actually like it when a human body has some fat, as it looks more natural and healthy that way.

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TheKnightOwl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't find overly muscular guys attractive, however....why is it okay to say nasty things about someone who looks like this, but we must be accepting and supportive of those who are overweight and unhealthy? So much hypocrisy lately.

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Benjamin Stark
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK these look casual wear so still ok. Not my cup of tea in terms of comfort & fashion but to each his own. Have you seen heavily muscled guys in office wear? Shirt & pants so tight their muscles gonna explode anytime. You wonder if they are at work or at the gym. I feel choked & need to exhale every time I come across these dudes.

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Joanne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's his right to look however he wants to look. If he wants to look super super muscular instead of looking attractive to most people, that's perfectly fine, it's his life and his body. The only things that matters is whether he likes it and whether his partner (or the person he wants to be with) finds it attractive, it doesn't matter what the rest of us think.

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Happiness is Hippo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is true, but when he decided to become a model and a spokesperson for this ridiculous "below 5% body fat" nonsense, he had to realise that insecure young men would very probably be driven to steroid abuse trying to be like him. I would never criticise anyone living their lives privately but when they set themselves up as role models, especially such unhealthy role models, that's a different story! Steroid abuse ruins lives.

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Gail Howell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude! You would have been fine in my book, without all those muscles! Ugh!

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Turnip and a Frog
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t see any of those pictures. I guess I’m missing tons ;-)

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morgan jeffries
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not just a body builder. He's gone to the extreme where his muscles are large and unnaturally shaped and his veins are prominent. The clothing he is supposedly modelling is so tight that it is not possible to see the style. The buttons are strained so much the fabric is bulging open and is creased up.

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SirWriteALot
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Note to clothes manufacturer: you'll never get a model right. Skinny: too skinny. Sick. Chunky: too chunky. I don't look like that! Fat: too fat. Gross. Fit: too fit. Unrealistic. Bulked up: too unrealistic. Dad bod: gross. Who wants dad bods?

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Shannon Hawkins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He would have to maintain a serious level of dehydration to keep his arms as shredded as that. Dangerous

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Origami Chik3n
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No way this is comfortable or healthy. When i started doing a semi regular 5 minutes exercises, my arms and shoulders bulked up a bit (like, i just am bulkier than i was before, not comparing myself to people who really do work out) and a lot of clothes that were comfy before, became tight. Especially around the area where sleeves join the shirt, to the point that i started feeling my arms go numb. These clothes look like they will stop any blood movement to your limbs.

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Chris Gillespie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy will die from a heart attack or stroke at a fairly young age and all that hard work will have been for nothing.

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Jaguarundi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To me it looks as though he received the wrong clothing back from the cleaners.

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James Gallegos
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm gay and I like guys with that have a bit of a thickness to them. Meaning that I like solid guys and stocky or husky guys. Muscle and athletic builds are nice also but someone with less than 5% body fat is not that attractive. Just goes to show they spend waaaaay too much time at the gym and are probably super critical of what they eat. Now I'm not saying I'm a chubby chaser or obese are not attractive to me and seem very unhealthy. I guess I prefer my guys somewhere in the middle of being muscular with some love handles on the side. I can see the vapid gays who would flock to a guy like this. And the way he flaunts his long hair around too. Yeah like one of the comments up above said, "I'm gay, but even this is too gay for me."

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Marika Stanway
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that Fiveo dude is slightly obsessed. And only one ever to go out with him is another Fiveo guy or a girl. I guess that's his ultimate happiness, thought, so who am I to judge! And those skinny jeans on guys, they should just be banned by fecking law!

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somnomania
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eugh, he was way more attractive with his arms half covered up.

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Maria Goula
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This definitely not normal... And the whole 5% body fat is dangerous! There's a reason why we have fat in our body and our body needs it. A body fat below healthy levels (calculated by age, height and weight) can cause serious issues and is not something anyone should to try to achieve...

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morgan jeffries
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. How can this be an advertisement for the clothes? They can't even bee seen properly with all the forced open buttons and creases

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♥Kitty♥
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but that man is gorgeous. Idk how anyone into men could complain about what he's wearing...definitely would put the heart eyes emoji in here if I could!

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Melisa K.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YUCK I do no understand why people think those feral veiny arms are attractive!!! I get the heeby jeebys just looking at them. Vomit everywhere. Body buildes are super f*****g creepy!!

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Joanne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't have to be mean and disrespectful about it. If you say 'I find this really unattractive', the message is clear too.

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spirit wolf
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well Mr. Fiveo, by NFL standards your body fat% would be below zero... that could possibly lead to a name change though.

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Mohammed Imthiyas R
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely loving the hilarious vibes! But let's talk about real comfort and style for kids – check out @PattuPavadai for a delightful range of silk clothes that not only look adorable but also ensure the perfect fit for your little ones.

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Mohammed Imthiyas R
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely loving the hilarious vibes! But let's talk about real comfort and style for kids – check out @PattuPavadai for a delightful range of silk clothes that not only look adorable but also ensure the perfect fit for your little ones. Let's prioritize comfort and cuteness for the kiddos!

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Shah Nawaz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pick branded shirts for Men, multiple collections of t-shirts for men. - Crazy colors for all age groups, availability of all flexible sizes, admirable stitching, ideal comfy stuff, and stylish composition are waiting for you - T Shirts For Men Offers.

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Jane Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the clothes look sooo uncomfortable. Would drive me apeshit crazy

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Terry Foster
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It kills me how people sit behind their screens making snarky comments about EVERY person. If you are overweight, you are a target. If you are in shape, you are a target. Anything and everything is just an object for scorn. Why not try to pick out the best that you see and leave the rest unsaid?

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We'llSee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Veins / arteries smashed and constricted probably not the best idea.

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Musha Busha
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has happened to all of us who bought a new washing machine and still don't know which button is for the temperature.

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Musha Busha
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This happened to all of us who bought a new washing machine and still don't know which button is for the temperature.

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Donna Leske
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gorgeous man, sadly the clothes do not do him justice. Trying to project the image that he is powerfully built they fall way short and only project the image that he cannot pick his own clothes. (or "Father & Sons" company, perhaps your clothes continue to shrink, wash, after wash, after wash...?)

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Slune
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To getting dressed I'm sure they start with at least one size bigger and then sit in a tub of hot water to get it shrink then try blowing.....ready!

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Elizabeth Gardner
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god that is f*****g horrible I cannot understand why someone wants to look like that and then tops it all off with clothes that look like he was poured and a lot of it is beginning to run over. I find it sickening and I am the first to admire a good body. but pullease not that!

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Grace Wiebe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude's a bodybuilder, obviously. If he's using 'roids he'll have the testosterone levels of a pre-pubescent girl. But that's not the problem. The problem is this shirt came from some kid's Ken doll. Not cute. Doesn't look comfortable, either.

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Jeny Kennedy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, I don't want to see the outline of a weirdo's dork just because Mr.Bro wants to wear pants that show off the veins in his knees.

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Misa Torres
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leggings on men is just NOT a good look. Not to mention that the blond dude is PAINFULLY over flexing. I mean really dude?! No one can sit comfortably like that for long.

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Wanda Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Article: Rezaei, inevitably from California, also calls himself “Mr. Fiveo” Me: Ah yes, say no more, that explains everything.

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Larry Cosgrave
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grotesque, yet superficial and self-indulgent. Can't imagine palling around with these Studes. (see what I did there, combining studs with dudes, could as easily combine to Duds)

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Laura Rudgers
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, Shaun - this look is a major turn-off, and actually looks unhealthy and unbalanced. Love your hair and beard, though!!

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Rose the Cook
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From a different point of view, the first picture suggests that the product does not wash well and has shrunken badly.

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morgan jeffries
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to work for someone who wore their clothes way too tight. His buttons where forced open and his shirts were creased. The only difference was he had his chest hair poking out through the stretched button holes and was so fat his belly button was sticking out through one of the holes. Looks just as revolting as this guy does

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Virginia Llorca
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want to look like that, it is your choice. We can't change your mind. But you look awful.

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Jovy Jergens
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Narcissism captured at its zenith! RE: The shirt - DO NOT put in the dryer.

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Isis Javon
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the tight clothing trend it's like a flip on how women are shown ads on a daily

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Mark CM
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With all the d**k shrinking steroids he's taking, at least his underpants would be a looser fit.

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Scott Hodges
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it is interesting that the knees are ripped on one pair of pants above. Model: "Oh s**t, these pants are so tight I ripped them putting them on." Marketing guy: That looks FABULOUS! We can tell buyers they are supposed to rip like that! Photogrpaher: " so....I should just shoot them that way?"

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Dan Heffley
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you've got it, flaunt it. It's not easy to get below 5% bodyfat...if you're going to do something, why not do something healthy that benefits for life?

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Janine Randall
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh! I like a well built guy, but that's just creepy. He looks like an upside down triangle. Between the pictures and comments, I can only believe that, gorgeous as he is, the guy is completely absorbed by his appearance and letting everyone know how beautiful he is.

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Athena Wikstrom
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He has very girly legs. Also, how does one get a shirt that tight off? Does he have to wait for the spinach to wear off?

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Debbie Lyn Jones (Deb)
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We should take bets on how long it took them to get dressed in these outfits :D

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Ama-nee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need such a friend in my life when I need to push-start a car.

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Kathryn Baylis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was that saying about trying to stuff 10 lbs of s**t in a 5 lb sack...

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Yana Makarevitch
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks like he has giant tumours on his arms. That's just horrible.

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Andres Rogue
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT ABOUT THE LEGS? I THINK THEY HAVE MUSCLES TOO, WHY THEY DIDNT WORK IT.

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Elmer Blu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like the female s who think they look so good and their clothes p ulls between the buttons!

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MammaG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of us cannot find clothes designed properly for our bust size. I can buy a tent and it's tight over my (100% natural) chest.

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Flame Phoenix
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does anybody else think he looks like Rhett from good mythical morning

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George Hudacko
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ain't pretty on women when you count cellulite dimples on their a*&^ or on this dude when you can count his veins. WTF?

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Christo Lepen
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get Healthier? B***h, come on!!! you might look good on the outside but can you please share your recent lab results? There is nothing natural in your vains, and I think your liver and pagreas might have something to say about it.

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charlotte berger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, not digging it. They just kind of look like chacters in a weird, cartoonish porn movie. Their clothing is one second away from just busting right off.

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Chico Martins
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... everybody likes to judge the model. Don’t be petty. Mind your own body. The clothes? Freaking awfull.

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Joseph Klein
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewwww wave a cupcake in front of him and I bet he runs away screaming

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HOW ABOUT ℕO
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not cool... it's extremely ugly and not at all attractive to a female.

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Delilah Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mocking people who are fit and in shape only reveals your own insecurities. I also noticed most of the mocking comments are from men. If it was a woman wearing too tight clothes (which they already do), men's insulting comments would become compliments. And women would wish they had a figure they could show off in that outfit. Though my honest opinion of the clothes these guys are wearing is that it is a tad bit too tight, especially in the pants. Women are already sexualizing every outfit they wear by wearing skin-hugging or revealing clothes. The guys don't need to do it too, and the women should just stop already.

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Catlady6000
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a woman, this extreme degree of body building is just disturbing, it has gone beyond being fit into something unhealthy. He's quoted as believing less than 5% body fat was a goal to strive for. Not the healthiest idea for most people. I would rather see a moderate dad body. Anytime a person's body reaches an extreme-skinny, fat, muscular- there is a disconnect between what is healthy and what is not, physically and at times mentally

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Nate M
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Roast the company, not the individual model. Thank you :*

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RaroaRaroa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of the roasting seems to be aimed at the ridiculous choice of clothing, not the models.

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Mike Silverman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A quick google search will lead to several articles on Hawaii Five-0

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Stephen Hutchison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well will you look at that. People will shame other people's bodies for ANY kind of difference. Isn't that just special. Isn't it sweet that you all think you're entitled to judge.

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Kevin Camp
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh. So you mean its exactly the same as all women's wear advertising? And that upsets you because it's men?

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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5 years ago

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S**t like this is why I turn my ad blocker on before I visit here now. People are hypocrites here and it’s trashy. Always whining about equality and being judgment free and bragging about how they hate fashion and trends, but frothing at the mouth at anyone who isn’t into emo / fantasy / nerd styles. If a boy got judged for wearing eyeshadow you’d all be ready to kill yourselves in solidarity but if some bulky dude wears a stupid shirt and it’s suddenly a fun game to talk s**t. That is SOOOOO corny, gross and lame. You people are f*****g losers lol. Jesus Christ.

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