This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To The Weirdest And Funniest Texts From Family And Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones
With smartphones becoming a thing within the last 10-15 years, we can safely assure you that a whole new realm of humiliation has emerged with the advancement of technology and communication, especially with the rise of social media platforms. As much as we try to avoid it, sometimes when typing a text, we tend to misspell something or even misunderstand the message we received from the person on the other end.
However, sometimes small mistakes, misunderstandings, and a sprinkle of some family drama make up for some of the most entertaining conversations. An Instagram account by the name of "yourshi*tyfamily" collects funny texts between family members and is a perfect example of that.
From dad jokes to moms sending their children some outdated memes, this page is a gold mine for cringe and hilarious content.
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Neeeeear, faaaaar, whereeeeever you areeeee 🎶 And the chicken sinks like the Titanic
The Instagram page has a whopping 923K followers seeking to get their daily dose of family drama and misunderstandings. The account posts the best encounters with parents (usually) and other family members demonstrating they are the world's greatest comedians, taking typically ordinary chats between family members and making them absolutely spectacular.
From a mom acknowledging her sense of fashion might not be the best (to the point of thinking that if something looks cool in her eyes, then it probably needs to be burned on a stake) to children forgetting to thaw the chicken and trying to make their way out of it, this page has you covered for every life situation you might find yourself in. It's taking relatable to a whole new level.
And the best thing about this page? Well, they accept submissions from real-life people just like you and I, so the texts that do get posted are things that actually happened and just got re-shared by the Instagram page. So if you think you have some hilarious texts between your... mom/dad/siblings/step-siblings/uncles/aunts/grandparents and even cousins you visit once a year during a family gathering, well, you better make that submission right now!
"Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!"
I also wear two different shoes, way too hard to fit into one anymore
With that being said, the 'unspirational' page "yourshi*tyfamily" has over 1,468 posts on Instagram. So all of us can find joy in our mundane lives knowing that our family might not be the craziest one out there (or is it?).
Tell us, Pandas, what strange, bizarre or even awkwardly hilarious texts have you received from your family? We'd love for you to share your stories in the comments as well!
When I got my first tattoo my mum didn't speak to me for 8 weeks... it was very peaceful
When I got my first tattoo, I walked in the door and my mum knew. No one knew I was going to get it, but somehow, she just knew it. Her momdar was frighteningly accurate.
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My mom paid for my tattoo but my grandfather wrote me out of his will when he found out, because apparently only criminals have tattoos. He left everything to my cousin who also has a tattoo, just managed to hide it better lol.
Had tats 50 years, designed to show only when I was surfing. When I mentioned design for my next tattoo would probably be a sleeve celebrating my year-long Walkabout, one of my grandkids lost their mind. WHAT?! You can't get tattoos! You're a great-grandma!! Sigh. Can hardly wait until he finds out I owned a Harley and taught disco. 🎶 ah ah ah ah staying aliiiiive 💃 🎶
Most places in the US, you have to be 18 to get a tattoo. What they don't tell you is that ANYONE can buy tattoo equipment online. My 16 year old daughter came out of her room one morning with 4 Peppa Pig character tattoos, a flower on her thigh as well as "bee's knees" tattoos on both legs.
I got a memorial tattoo of our dog who my mother loved more than anything, and Mum doesn't like tattoos. So it was a bit of a contradictory moment. First "ugh, another tattoo", and then a few minutes later "can I have another look at it? Aw, it looks just like him!"
My mum got her first tattoo at the same time as I got mine.
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I wanna now who this person is who thinks that their tattoo is gonna fade away so much that it won't be seen anymore! 😅
I don't think this person knows how tattoos work, it won't fade that much!
Lol not ny mom she loves getting tats. I dint casue well needles >.<
I know someone who wasn't allowed a tattoo either, however on her death bed she sais: 'I don't know much a tattoo is but here's 50 for it' sweet
When my sister got her tattoo at 18, it convinced my mum to get one (actually two) too!
I got my first tattoo on my left wrist so I could hide it with a watch at work. Didn't wear a watch for about a year. Got a Celtic band on my upper right arm. It's pretty big. My Mom asked why and I told her I did it for her. She was like, WHAT? I said, it's to help in identifying the body.
My mother: only whores and bikers get tattoos. Me: guess which one I am.
My father hates mine but says they are quite elegant for tattoos. He's going to loathe my next one.
I waited until I was 38 to get my first tattoo. Mom still asked me if I was sure. I waited 20 years, so yeah I'm sure!
I got my first one at 18. A few years later, my mother calls me at work and needs me to stop at her house on my way home. I get there and she smacks my arm because my little brother got one on his 18th. Still mad about it.
I hid my 1sr tattoo (at age 36) a few times when I visited my parents. Didn't know how they would react (not real bad I thought, but you never know). After a few weeks I decided it was stupid and I was an adult doing my own choices since some years now and showed them. They liked it and my mom told me that she'd thought about getting a small one a few times in her life but never did it in the end.
Proud kid of a great parent who is sometimes an a*s hole... And works overtime at it.
Wow.... I just realized that I have never paid this compliment to any of my children... They raised annoying me to an art level.. But not to worry - I annoyed them right back!
So many #momgoals moments here. My poor 5 year old has no idea what kind of sassy karma is in store for him!
I think I entered full mom mode a couple weeks ago. I was picking up my kids from after school program, my 7yr old daughter told me to stop "goofing around, I was embarrassing her". I was hugging her, kissing her on the cheek and just being a goof. While my son(6m) was trying to climbing on my back, trying to kiss my cheek. I have great balance, no danger.
So many #momgoals moments here. My poor 5 year old has no idea what kind of sassy karma is in store for him!
I think I entered full mom mode a couple weeks ago. I was picking up my kids from after school program, my 7yr old daughter told me to stop "goofing around, I was embarrassing her". I was hugging her, kissing her on the cheek and just being a goof. While my son(6m) was trying to climbing on my back, trying to kiss my cheek. I have great balance, no danger.
