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The whole purpose of marketing is to make a product desirable and to give the customer something that fulfills their needs, but I think it's fair to say that these big companies don't give a sh*t about you.

The marketing techniques on display here are not designed for building trust, repeat business, and goodwill, they are shameless attempts to squeeze as much cash as possible out of unwitting consumers! From dishonest product packaging and clever ads designed to manipulate, to hidden disclaimers and barefaced lies, it's really quite shocking how low some big brands will go for an extra few bucks.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of the worst false advertising offenders, so you know what to look out for in the big, bad world of cut-throat capitalism. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

#1

Just As I Suspected At Starbucks - At Every Place I've Worked, All Have Said They Recycle. None Do

Just As I Suspected At Starbucks - At Every Place I've Worked, All Have Said They Recycle. None Do

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#2

I Was Wondering Why I Seem To Go Through Deodorant So Fast. This Is Brand New, Never Been Used (Labels Removed)

I Was Wondering Why I Seem To Go Through Deodorant So Fast. This Is Brand New, Never Been Used (Labels Removed)

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#3

Quaker Oatmeal Advertises 35% Less Sugar, But In Reality They're Just Selling 35% Smaller Portions - But For The Same Price

Quaker Oatmeal Advertises 35% Less Sugar, But In Reality They're Just Selling 35% Smaller Portions - But For The Same Price

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#4

If You Think You Can Read It From The Top Shelf, You're Wrong

If You Think You Can Read It From The Top Shelf, You're Wrong

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Nadine Ducca
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing this fallacy makes me really mad because I live in Barcelona and we have excellent olive oil. >:-( That a company would do this and in such a surreptitious way with dark letters against a dark background makes me shake my head. And they have the balls to call themselves "Iberia."

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#5

These Smoothie Packets. Easy To Make, Just Add The Entire Smoothie

These Smoothie Packets. Easy To Make, Just Add The Entire Smoothie

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Nadine Ducca
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LMAO! So what the hell is in the packet? Just sugar? Oh, and I love how they point out that strawberries "are an excellent source of vitamin C", as if their product contained any!

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#6

This Is Next Level

This Is Next Level

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Mark Smallman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it does have the "size" 300ml clearly on the front so you could at least make a comparison compared to other brands.

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#8

Seriously? Contradictory At Its Finest

Seriously? Contradictory At Its Finest

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#9

This Balloon

This Balloon

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Martti Laurson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is physically impossible. That would mean, the printed area did not expand at all.

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#10

Fake Hair To Make You Swipe Up

Fake Hair To Make You Swipe Up

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Marie-Louise Chenois
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not really, such a trick would p**s me off, as i'd feel tricked, so i'd never buy them because of it...

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Chyppa Homer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

reminds me of that jealousy joke. "Honey, I found no hair on your shirt. Who's that bald b***h ?!"

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Marko Žilić
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Behold the fuckery of Facebook and Instagram ads. I've grown so sick of being absolutely BOMBARDED with ads that I don't just skip them anymore, I intentionally report every single ad as inappropriate in a couple of taps, because f**k Facebook

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Cat person
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god, I hate these new Instagram ads!! Instagram, YouTube, bored panda and many other sites never used to have ads

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Suzi Gauthier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see stuff like this on a lot of websites. They make you think you're hitting the arrow for the next page, but it's really an ad.

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Pamela
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would just scare me since I have light hair lol like whose over my shoulder

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Katie and Jared Coates
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when it looks like a smudge or something I need to wipe off! Bad design ugh!

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Nadine Ducca
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It depends on the person's reaction, I guess. In my case, I usually blow on hairs or try to swipe them to the side.

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Dave Davidson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of the worst offenders" That's a nice way of saying you stole a bunch of content from reddit. Speaking of a*****e companies...

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Classy Plant
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what it made me want to do is press the x cus I thot it was an ad

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Emily Goddard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bald people don't wipe hairs off their phone? Just bc they're bald doesn't mean they don't live or interact with people who aren't bald. Or don't have pets.

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Beatrice Alighieri
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or, in better words, this is what people say about Black Friday here in Brazil: "Buy it for half the double price."

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#12

I Was Misled

I Was Misled

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Al Bo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't agree with this one on the list. For those unaware, that center mechanism is to help squeeze the tube appropriately (whether or not it maximizes emptying it in the end it's unknown). I'm not familiar with this brand but have used others, and the packaging (usually a cardboard back) would've made it clear that about that shell.

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#13

Make Up Your Mind Tide

Make Up Your Mind Tide

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#14

Family Friend Hired Spongebob For A Birthday Party. On The Left - What Was Promised, On The Right - What Appeared (A Man Covered In Sponges)

Family Friend Hired Spongebob For A Birthday Party. On The Left - What Was Promised, On The Right - What Appeared (A Man Covered In Sponges)

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Nadine Ducca
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even though it's definitely NOT what has hired or expected, I think the guy did a pretty good DIY job with the costume.

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#15

"You're Gonna Pay For That Free Coffee, Aren't You?"

"You're Gonna Pay For That Free Coffee, Aren't You?"

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#17

Includes A "Private Balcony." Is Just A View Of The Wall Of The Next Building

Includes A "Private Balcony." Is Just A View Of The Wall Of The Next Building

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#18

The "Cancel Uninstalation" Button Is In Green

The "Cancel Uninstalation" Button Is In Green

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#19

Bought Some “Floam” Like Substance For My Daughter For $5. Just Wow. She Cried

Bought Some “Floam” Like Substance For My Daughter For $5. Just Wow. She Cried

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#20

It's Illegal Not To Have A Link No? Let's Write It In White

It's Illegal Not To Have A Link No? Let's Write It In White

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#21

The Amazing Spider-man

The Amazing Spider-man

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#22

The Color Of "Up To" Makes It Almost Impossible To See From A Distance, Especially With Glare. Thanks, Old Navy

The Color Of "Up To" Makes It Almost Impossible To See From A Distance, Especially With Glare. Thanks, Old Navy

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RaroaRaroa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By now, if we see these signs we should automatically know there's an "up to" there somewhere. My kid has been able to spot the "up to"s since she was about 7. I'm probably raising her a bit too skeptical, but better than being too gullible.

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#23

Inside The Package Of A Drone My Parents Got Me For Christmas

Inside The Package Of A Drone My Parents Got Me For Christmas

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#24

Disguising Ads As System Warnings In The Operating System Is Truly A**hole Design

Disguising Ads As System Warnings In The Operating System Is Truly A**hole Design

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I clicked on one that said it was a Microsoft update at work and walked away as it said it would take 30 min to install. To my surprise when I got back it was a screen that said "Chicks with d***s" and said if I don't give money for them to uninstall it wouldn't stop. I was a little upset as the "Chicks" d**k was bigger than mine.

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#25

Thanks, I Feel So Special And Cozy Now

Thanks, I Feel So Special And Cozy Now

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Anouk
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awwww. That's so lovely. I'd far prefer to come and unsubscribe personally - with a baseball bat - anyway.

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#26

Oh, Thanks! Wait... What?

Oh, Thanks! Wait... What?

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Randy Inbred
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this meant to be a joke tip for a waiter/waitress? If so it's incredibly bad taste. Those guys work their asses off for little money, no benefits and little job security. They rely on tips for their livelihood. Wonder how the creator of this gem would feel if someone replaced the cash in his wallet with a few of these?

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#27

Only A Little Misleading

Only A Little Misleading

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#28

You Have To Click "No" To Continue The Uninstall

You Have To Click "No" To Continue The Uninstall

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#29

The Mug That Won't Fall Over

The Mug That Won't Fall Over

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#30

This Cup “Full” Of Candy

This Cup “Full” Of Candy

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Sree S
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has happened to me once. Trashy Easter treat baskets... I like the basket tho. Its a very nice basket!!

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