Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
It is a matter of economic, if the plates are cheap open the door. If the plates are irreplaceable smash the glass on the right.
Build an identical house next to your existing house with only one difference, the plates would be on the shelf. Then delete the old house.
Open a bottle of wine > Have a drink > Wait for a husband to come home. Start a random argument out of nothing > Go to the kitchen . open the door and let it smash > blame it on the husband - he'll apologize and buy a whole new set of plates.
Flood the house, then open the cupboard without any risk!
try switching it off then switching it back on again
Just let yourself die and respawn back to your last check point when the plates were nicely stacked
Go to Kamar-Taj, see The Ancient One, be a sorcerer, find The Eye of Agamotto, reverse or stop time, arrange back, and you're done!
Sell it to the museum and name it the "Frozen in Time" series.
Open the door just a tiny bit and fill the whole thing with expanding foam
Name it schrodinger's cupboard because at this time the bowls are both intact and broken
Insert a deflated balloon to the bottom, gradually inflate as door open to hold the stack
Take a picture of it and ask to people on internet
Tape the cupboard with scallop tape, then leave it for your grandchildren to deal with; or save it as a future dowry for your daughter.
gather your friends..make it a party! open the door and as the bowls crash to the floor.. yell OPA! and then you all have a drink together to toast the occasion.
The Bored Panda solution: watch pictures of cute animals until you are in a good mood. Open the door and see the mess, be devastated. Read stories about nice humans helping animals. Be glad again. (Go shopping for new dishes.)
The theoreticist solution: define the plates to be unbreakable. Open the door savely.
The Jigsaw puzzle champion solution: buy much glue suitable for ceramics. Open the door quickly. Have fun for hours!
Put the cupboard down horizontally, the plate should fall back. The other way is to open it ever so slightly, then use a metal coat hanger to secure the plate at the bottom, at the same time keep sliding the door until the gap is large enough for your hand to fit in, then you can push up the plates with your hands.
Photoshop the image as to how it was before this happened and print out the image and stick it in the glass
Give a name to every single plate and tell all Pokemon Player that they "Gotta catch 'em all!"
Spend a few months in the secret mountain tops of Japan and train. You must become a ninja with lightning reflexes. With your newly found ninja skills catching those plates when you open the cupboard will be easy.
Fly with the cupboard into the outer space. Open it safely. Then go back.
Go to the Cupboard Menue and click Restore
once an engineer told me a roll of duct tape would fix any problem
The Tolkien solution: get a bunch of dwarves, feed them well, and then tell them it is time to clean up. Open the door. Even though it looks improbably, no dishes will be broken. And they will be super clean afterwards, too!
The political solution: declare it to be a problem of the next generation. Tell you children that this is how life is. (Rant at them still if they open the door and remind them of their "generational responsibility".)
Get a big plastic bowl,stuff it with towels.. Have someone hold the bowl very close to the door, open gently and let it all the plates drop in there.. Even if any breaks, it will save you the stress of cleaning up.
I think the internet now is more interested in seeing the door actually being open. Be sure to video it and post it on line again, thanks!
Do not try to open the door. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: There are no dishes.
Spin the house round n round n round until the centrifugal force pushes the plates back onto the shelf. Be careful to stop the spin slowly.
First, create an anti-gravity machine, or yet, try some hollywood slo mo so that you can catch them - or yet, I've got a better idea:hire a juggler!
Write a sign saying Mannequin challenge accepted!
Seal the cupboard tight with gaffa tape.
Pour enough liquid jelly (lime flavour)
Through a small hole in top of cupboard.
Turn the air con on until it sets.
Once jelly has set, slowly open door.
Hopefully it slows the bowls down enough for you to rescue them all.
Invite 25 people over to your house for a bowl of green jelly. Lol!
Trump solution: build a wall around the shelf and declare that the dishes have fallen because of illegal aliens.
Clinton solution: send an official email through your own server, have it leaked, have this discovered by FBI, blame FBI for not solving the problem with the dishes.
Break a pane of glass of the cabinet door and take the bowls out that way - instead of trying to open the door.
Ok, listen carefully:
you'll need a rocket, a big rope, oxygen tank, parachute
how you do it:
tie the rope around a hook on your cupboard and shoot it to outer space....while in vaccum, do your chore and pull back to earth (we have stringed it right). shoot your parachute...don't die!!
P.S do wear your oxygen masks(unless you are immortal)
Same can be achieved underwater as well, but lets go universal!!!
Sell it as a mordern art display and get enough money to by new stuff + you have a great story to tell everyone else!! 😉👍🏻
Use a rolling pin to flatten your arm. Once flat simply slide it up and push the plates back into their place.
Hans' solution: ignore the actual task, write so many comments on Bored Panda that at the end of the day you either have 1000 upvotes or 1000 downvotes...or both.
Disguise yourself as Jigsaw from the Saw movies, kidnap some people, ask them to figure out how to solve the puzzle or you will kill them.
Less dishes to wash, so definitely open it.
Pour some chemicals on youself in a stormy night. Get struck by lightning. When you get speed force you know what to do.
Call your mom 🐺
Ok... Do you have an anti-mater partical displacement ray?
My husband mentioned trying to use a yardstick or something of that nature, partially opening the door and pushing them back. He also suggested getting your significant other drunk then having them open it, that way you can bring it up later and they will buy you a new set out of guilt.
Buy an octopus and sign it up to circus. It will learn tricks there and will be able to catch all the plates.
Riht click on the window, restore to an earlier time.
If is not Ok, install windows 10, should
Try unplugging it.
Wait for the next eartquake to shake them back in position, or fill the cupboard with water, put it in the fridge and when it's frozen open the cupboard, put the ice block in your bed and let it melt, your china is saved and your will have wet dreams that night....
Create zero gravity.
Open without worrying .
Put some thick blankets on the floor before opening the door; or ask someone to hold a blanket with them tightly to catch the falling plates.
Break the glass on the top panel and re-stack the plates before opening the door. That was easy.
Get a big garbage bag and slide it up in there. Then just blow it up until it pushes everything back onto the shelf.
Have you tried resetting your router?
Variation of a solution mentioned. Don't smash the glass pane next to the plates, get a glass cutter and cut the pane out while someone is pressing the other door tightly, so the bowls won't slip. Then reach in and remove the bowls.
Host a Greek Wedding, let the plates smash, then add their replacement cost to the wedding invoice.
The misanthropist solution: call someone else without showing him what is wrong, glue his or her hand to the door, then leave. Rant at him or her if you hear cracking sounds.
Slide open the damn door and scream anti-materialism anthems.
Get the magic wand and say : Wingardium Leviosa!!! If you haven't mastered it, try Hogwarts!
Break the glass on the right side of the cupboard, and squeeze in a lot of pillows, or an entire cotton mattress. Then open the door, and the mattress will fall out and catch the plates.. hopefully.. :)
I'm afraid the Internet cannot help you open the cupboard. You have to do it yourself.
The Logopolis Solution: what you have is a problem of entropy. Your nice, ordered plates, suspended in the cupboard are tending dangeroysly to disorder. To solve this, simply create a Charged Vacuum Embointment into E-Space inside the cupboard so that the entropy can safely drain away. Just don't let some maniac get his hands on an Earth radio telescope circa 1970s or 80s, or else he could close the CVE which would shatter your plates instantly
If my observation is correct, the door has a sliding mechanism, instead of being suspended by hinges. So you can slide it very carefully, until you're able to put your arm in and grab the plates.
But hey where's the fun in that ?
I suggest you steal the newly confiscated timeturner from hermiones office, turn back time and put the plates more carefully in the cupboard. Just to realize that by rearranging the plates, you changed everything and helped Voldemort win the battle at Hogwarts! fck...
Press the door while you slide it slowly until you can fit your hand in.
Get a huge shopping bag, fill the bottom with bubble wrap. Lift the bag as close as possible to the draw opening. Get another person to hold the bag, open the draw and quickly grab as many of the plates as possible. Let the rest drop into the bag without harm.
Call Phineas and Ferb and ask them to make you a machine to catch falling plates, or to reverse time.
Or maybe you could buy a wand and say ,"Reparo."
Reminiscent of Windows 95/XP....Try upgrading cupboard software.
Build a wall. Works every time.
Hire a group of programmers. Make them recreate the entire situation in a virtual reality scenario. Train your reflexes to learn how the plates will fall every time, and when you're consistently able to save them all from breaking, try it in real life.
you have to use the antigravity
A - A - B - X - Y - A - B - up - down - left - left- right - A - B - B - Y - X - select
Wait until the next earthquake solves the problem.
Bang on it with a wrench. I don't know how, but it works every time.
If the plate is leaning against the glass, the claw track won’t allow the claw to get close enough to nab it. Use the claw to drag the one close to the drop zone. instead. Practice more!
Open the left side and drill a hole in the dividing wood, big enough for your hand to fit through. Adjust plates. Patch and paint hole.
Gently remove the window glass above the plates and stick your hand in it. Eventually remove the glass on the underside to catch any falling plates. Good luck from the Netherlands 🇳🇱 😄
1- Pray until Jesus apears
2- open the cupboard
3- ask Jesus for help you cleaning the mess
Enlist two strong people to help.Have the two people slowly tip the china cupboard backwards about 45 degrees until the bowls settle slowly, then simply open the door a hand's width, slide you hand in and turn the first bowl sideways and remove. Repeat.
Ask people on Boredpanda, let them answer and wait until you guess you have 1 or 2 best answers are possible to do.
A couple of things indicate that it is a sliding door that slides to the right. I feel one can safely slide the door by 4-5 inches to the right and insert ones left hand. You can take help from a left handed / ambidextrous friend to be safe.
Post a picture of your predicament on the Internet to seek advice!
Hit the back button a couple of times.
Remove the board from the back of the cabinet or the one on the top if it is a top shelf. You will have a better aproach and you won't destroy anything this way.
Get a large stack of old newspapers, and a helper. Slip the paper in through a crack in the cupboard door. Continue until the empty space is filled with paper. Slowly and carefully open cupboard while friend is poised to catch, dishes. Maybe have 3rd person to take the dishes from the first so they can continue trying to stablize plates.
Look at the cupboard and rack your brain for a possible solution. When you don't find one; which you won't, just take one last look and start crying. Continue crying till your husband and kids come home and make them get you a new set or refuse to fulfill any motherly-Wifey duties.
Sit down. Relax. Find you inner center. Realize that we all - the whole cosmos - is linked. We're all one. We're all a tiny piece of something so big, we'd never understand. Take a deep breath. Open the cupboard. You shouldn't worry about the broken dishes and your bleeding face now.
Put up a sign "Cupboard Out Of Order"
Waiting for the best possible advice how to open the cupboard make sure you secure the door so it won't open with the pressure of the plates :-) or to much movement around the cupboard:-)and good luck! Don't smash the door glass, gently and carefully cut the glass (tools needed)big enough to take the plates out !They are beautuful :-) and don't replace the broken glass,leave it as something to remember by...
Just break the plates, life is to short!!
Get a glass cutter cut hole in glass paine above or below to stick hand in - replace glass
Glass cutter to cut off the glass at the bottom. Put a cushion for the bowls to fall on. From the same hole you can slowly take the rest of the bowls off the cupboard.
the good plates are in the other cupboard
Open the top of the cabinet and get the plates. ask for a carpenter to do it for yah.
Paint the glass a dark color and ask some jerk neighbor to come for tea, cups are in the cupboard help your self 😉
Buy a new cupboard and a new set of plates that look exactly the same as the current one. Place the new cupboard right in front of the existing, arrange the plates to your delight. Problem solved! Out of sight, out of mind!
Open and close the door quickly over and over again until they shift into a more stable position.
Switch off thw lights..invite ur friends for a party.. ask one of em to open thw cupboard n grab some plates.. once they open n smash the plates..Ask em to pay for it..
Get a pillow or something that is soft and have another person who is fast and precise to help you catch the bowls as you open it. They will start low and quickly go up as you open that thing. You will save some, you might smash some, but better then having it all hit the floor. Next time don't overload it.
Take a tremendous poop on the floor where the plates will fall and then leave the room without wiping your bum.
She should blame the immigrants and vote for a right wing party.
Get two people to hold a blanket underneath and slowly open the door but keep the blanket close as u can to the cupboard
Try putting the cupboard in rice.
Smash the plates and put a sticker on them saying "Made in China".
things you need:
four easy steps:
1. wrap the duck tape around the cupboard.
2. think about a fancy title like "untouchable" or "time would tell"
3. sell it to an art exhibit. profit.
4. buy new dishes and cupboard.
(if this happens again, repeat)
Call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' *gentelmen*, who'll go to work on the plates with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', dishes? I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Or..... You could just open the door, wave your hand and yell "Arresto Momentum"
have a pint at the winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over...
Create a vacuum chamber,get an old Spacesuit from NASA.You got it babe.
Have Barry Allen aka the Flash go back in time to save his mom from being killed, creating a new time-line, a Flashpoint paradox in which the dishes are perfectly stacked and a monkey is in the White House
Don't worry Ma'am, I have escalated the issue to our technical support team. If I were in your position, I would be frustrated too. Have you tried resetting your phone? Turn it off then turn it back on after a few minutes. That should work.
Place orange portal next to the cabinet then place the blue portal inside the cabinet, reach in and stack them neatly back inside then open the door. Problem Solved.
Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa.
P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"
Smash the bottom glass, Squeeze yourself into the cupboard. Make a selfie in the cupboard and rearrange the plates.
Build a pillow fort in front of it and open the cabinet door and let it fall out with out breaking some of them.
go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
A pane of glass cost much less then the china. break a pane above the dishes, reach in and arrange them then you can open the door!
Just open the door, let them break and then use the reparo charm on them. Merlin's beard, muggles are so dumb.
Pray they weren't expensive
You must have done something by now. Tell us the outcome!!
or Alohomora-> Immobulus-> gather your dishes and put them in place
Or Alohomora-> booom -> repairo-> wingardium laviosa-> back in place.
Still fail? Use Avada Kedavra or yourself.
Have sex in next room. Bang against wall so hard cabinet falls down and breaks bowls. Blame husband. Go shopping
Open the back panel. It's normally made with thin wood.
Build a wall and let the plates pay for it
Maybe you should sell ur house at the very expensive price and add a few words about ur antique bowls.or just open a life insurance for ur bowl..
Put on a horror movie on Netflix and face it towards the cupboard. The crockery will move back in horror. Job done !!
Whatever you do, make sure you record it and post it :)
Call it art and sell it for money to buy new plates
These plates are fragile millenials. That cupboard is an Ivy league campus. Never open into reality - they need their SAFE SPACE
Wait for an earthquake and blame the earthquake.
Call Donald Trump to grab them.
Remove the pane of glass on the right, should give you enough access.. .
Remove the pane of glass on the right.
Take the NON violence stand. Sit down on a comfy chair and meditate , meditate as long as your wishes come true . The plate will come to they own place by it self. Time does not exist in the Transcendent , so go and dive deep inside the transcendental state of consciousness. Bye the way many other problems will be solved till the plates come back to its own place! Enjoy
Solution needs two persons: the first puts his(her) hand on the glass front of the plates. The second cuts the glass around that hand with a glass cutter. (s)he then opens the door slowly and grabs the plates as the other stays still.
Put a loose (baggy) and elastic fabric as a safenet underneath te door, full of small balls of styrofoam and open it maybe you'll safe some plates
Destroy Earth. Problem solved.
Try Clearing the cache memory!!!
Book a trip on a commercial space flight and simply slip the cupboard through as hand luggage. Once out of the atmosphere and the pull of earth's gravity is sufficiently reduced, open the door and rearrange the plates. Maybe think about putting them on the lower shelf next time so if it happens again they won't have as far to fall.
Get a camera > Videotape it > Get internet famous
Simply cut the window on the right with a glass cutter and use the most trusted hand of yours and put the plates back.
Invite all Bored Panda users to dinner.
Let me come over and ask the dishes out on a date, they will all back away from me into their rightful places telling me they have a boyfriend.
look at the door, slide to right, and grab the dishes
Run back to the past using your speed force, where the dishes were still stacked and stop whoever created that chaos. But in doing so you'll be altering the timeline, but a few bowls are worth the risk. So run, Mother, RUN!
Unscrew the cupboard door and slide it up til your hand fits under
Go to ninja training to master speed and accuracy until able to open and catch falling plates.
Do not try and save the bowls. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth... THERE ARE NO BOWLS. Then you will see that it is not the bowls that gets saved, it is yourself.
Pry off top of cabninet and grab all bowls, or get circular drill bill large enough for arm to move bowls back then glue the cut out hole back in place and paint over the cut lines
Offer to babysit a friend's hyperactive children. "Accidentally" feed them too much sugar and let them loose near cupboard.
Get a long strip of duct tape, open the door just enough to slide it in front of danger zone dishes with the sticky side toward the cupboard body. When in place, secure tape to cupboard. Repeat as necessary. Open door, rearrange dishes as needed, remove tape.
Open the left cupboard and empty it.then open a hole through the wood or remove it.reach the plates through there.open.replace wood.jobs done
If u can slide the door open a smidge pass a long balloon and blow it up, repeat til full, then open.
lay the cupboars horicontal down of its back on the ground or take a mattress under de door
Go to CERN and get a PhD in particle physics. Discover the graviton and anti-gravity. Create an anti gravity gun. Have earth invaded by aliens. Save the day using said gun. Remember this all started due to the damn plates. Come home and find the house a wreck but cupboard still intact. Use the gravity gun to get the plates out. Lose your shit when the battery runs out mid way smashing them to pieces. At least you saves earth.
Detach the entire cabinet, lay it on its back and open the fucking thing
#mannequinchallenge: falling plates version
Do not try and open the cupboard. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
There are no dishes.
Then you'll see, that it is not the cupboard that opens, it is only yourself.
You know how your socks go missing? Those are sock goblins. Summon one and pay them in socks to magically teleport the dishes out of the cupboard. Make sure the socks are nice.
Create a spider-web of duct tape across the glass, from frame to frame; ensure it is pretty heavily built up near to the first-instant fall point. Open glass and adjust bowls within spidey holes.
Just wait awhile quantum theory states that any arrangement of particles is possible and will occur given sufficient time, hopefully this rearrangement will occur before the imminent heat death of the universe
Ask Mr Trump. He will make the cupboard with plates great again.
CARDBOARD. Open the door slightly and slide a piece of cardboard between the door and the plates. Now, holding the cardboard, you can open the door freely. Once the door is open, you can use your free hand to reach around the cardboard and arrange the plates.
What do you value more...the dishes or that top pane of glass that you could break and reach in to pull the dishes back?
If you have a gap at the top of the cabinet door between it and the ceiling, take a long piece of paper, slide it through the door while slightly open. Hold paper above and below the door. Tension the paper to hold the bowls while you carefully open the door and quickly grab the bowls. Might buy you enough time. Suggest something strong, like parchment paper.
cut one of glass panels above the dishes and get dishes out . Then simply replace the glass panel, cheaper then letting dishes get broken and saves the dishes which may not be replaceable!
Send this picture to the cupboard producer and ask them to send you a set of nice porcelain before you sue them!
Drill a circular hole in the top of the cupboard to fit your hand/arm. Grab them one at a time from the top and stack them back on the shelf. Take arm out of the hole. Buy a 6"x2" piece of wood and nails. Nail the circle cutout to the wood. Place cutout in the hole, and nail back to the cupboard. Now there is no hole, and you saved the plates.
Seriously? I would open the cupboard about 1/8 to 1/4 inch, and slide in a thin but sturdy piece of plexiglass parallel to the cupboard door. (As big as the door).
Press it firmly against the shelf, keep holding it tightly against the shelf, and open the door. Now you have a door that you can slowly and incrementally slide down, rather than opening all at once.
Slowly slide it down, pulling out the dishes as you go. If I am picturing this correctly, you should be able to save every dish
They won't fall if you open the glass slowly and just enough to insert your arm which is doable because there is still space from both sides of the glass. slide the door to the right while the pressure of the objects on the glass will stop from making them fall, then you would substitute that pressure with your palm.
Third law of motion: When one object exerts a force on another, the second object exerts on the first a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction.
The answer to this is simple.
1. ) Submit this to the mannequin challenge
Open the cupboard to the left & use a jigsaw to cut a hole between the two. Reach in and carefully pull out the plates. The cupboard can easily be replaced, but those dishes might not be able to be! :)
1. Open door.
2. Invite all Kings horses.
Important addendum: do not invite (or immediately uninvite) all Kings men. They have a terrible track record with matters of this sort.
Take comfort in the fact that in the parallel universe your dinner service is not screwed!
Put one of those egg crate mattress toppers on the floor before you try any of the above ideas 😉
Call the fire department and tell them someone is about to jump when they arrive show them the situation, I'm sure they'll understand
Easy! Use the good old Day of the Tentacle Trick:
1) Place Laverne in front of cupboard, ready to catch plates.
2) Switch player from Laverne to Hoagie
4) Encourage George Washington to cut some - not all - of the tree down. Just enough wood to make the shelves, but not the door.
5) When you switch back to Laverne, she should be holding the plates safely. If not, load and try a different approach on (4).
Don't you have an Indian in your cupboard? Ask him politely to assist you.
Say "Wingardium Leviosa!" Don't forget to swish and flick.
Try thinking positively! You know, in a cupboard-half-full kinda way!
Create a kickstarter or indigogo account to fund the broken plates, you might be lucky it might be overly funded.. Tip: make your video super interesting so many will fund it. Good luck.. I believe in you.. 1 week left..
Unhinge cabinet door, push door up against plates and carefully slide door up until edge of door reaches bottom of messy shelf. Tilt edge of door in until parallel to messy shelf (hence letting cabinet door act as extension of shelf.) Voila. Let the dishes slide onto door, hopefully unscathed
CTRL + ALT + DELETE
By the looks of it its a sliding door, that'd make things harder. Anyways, either tip the whole thing on it's back or break a pane or try a slim tool, put pieces of (duc)tape in and secure the plates to the shelves. Open door and peel tape from plates one by one
Open the door very slightly and stick a spatula in, hold the plates with said spatula and open door enough to get other hand in to grip remaining section of plates.
This would only work with a sliding door. Get a small curtain dowel with curtain attachment. Slightly slide door open just enough to slide dowel into cupboard. Bottom of the curtain then is tacked to the back of the cupboard with a second dowel. Bowls slide the curtain to a safe location at the back of the cupboard.
Hire Quicksilver from X-men to retrieve the plates for you.
Break the window on top, nobody will notice it's missing.
Meditate for few years in Himalayan moutains. Find your inner peace kind of kung fu panda... practice on catching flying arrows and bullets... when you're fast enough and have meditated enough, you will realize that life is bigger and more important.. you will open the door, slowly, not quickly, plates will fall and break, and you will give them to the poor
Wait for Trump to build a wall around it...
Carefully disconnect the house from its foundation. Make sure not to lose any washers. While holding everything inside in place, gently but firmly tip the building over to one side, so that the wall with the problematic cupboard is now on the floor. Open the cupboard, and restack the dishes. Tip the house back on its bottom (again remembering to hold everything inside in place) and reattach building to foundation. You should have no extra washers when you are done.
with the looks of things it's a sliding door that slides open to the right sliding the door should hopefully slide the dishes across with the door open it (slowly!) enough to fit your arm in take the top few dishes and place them on the lower shelf if they fit repeat until you can take the ones on the glass, DO NOT take the ones on the glass first as it will cause a chain reaction and make the top ones fall, once all dishes are on the the lower shelf safely open the door and put the dishes back
Remove window pane to the right, reach in and pulp plates out, refit window
Try setting it to "Wumbo"
It's actually very simple. Go to Canadian tire or hardware store of your choice.. Buy a glass cutter. Use the glass cutter to cut the edges of the pane of glass above the pane the bowls are against. Reach in and settle the bowls. Problem solved. Now replace the glass pane using gorilla glue or alternate. Your welcome
Rub some bacon on it.
Use a piece of cardboard slideit and as you crack the door open, you may want to tape a small piece of wood on the cardboard to stiffen it up & slide in. you will be successful if you listen to me
YOU MUST HAVE 33 MAGIC
1. Go buy any type of air staff preferably Law Staff
2. Go buy about 50 Law and Air runes
3. Open the cupboard and try to tele-grab as many as you can some may break but this is the best answer
The real question we should ponder is: how did this even happen?!
Tilt the house
Ask Eleven (Stranger Things) for some help!
Open cupboard next to it. Drill a strategic hole. Insert rod through hole, push dishes back. Open door, arrange dishes correctly. Remove paint flake, bring to paint Store to match. Fill hole, sand, paint.
You are in the Matrix, slide open the door and with your mind imagine every plate being caught. If you catch them, then you are the one, Neo. If they smash then you a mearly another useless mortal!
Wait for the next earthquake, let them break, (or open the cabinet if they don't), claim it as damages, let insurance pay for it. Bada-boom.
Try to reboot and press F5 and select last known good configuration
Well since you seem to be in US with pretty large space below it which i can guess from the reflection you can keep a big deep tub filled with water until top or maybe your children outdoor swim and open the window prepare to slow move a few and few will fall in water saving the entire damage. It needs a few hands one should sit next to the water to protect the next one falling on top ..............cant think of any by looking at so many solutions already
1.Break them all.
2. Painstakingly put them back together with lacquer and gold dust in the Kintsukuroi style.
3. Sell them as personal pieces of art through an art gallery or even an Etsy page.
4. Buy new plates and pocket the profits.
Put an ad out for a bank robber. If they can break into a impenetrable vault they must have the solution yoi seek!
(suggestion: Oceans triology screenwriter might help)
Get an air mattress and fill it up with air then place a heavy blanket over it to ensure less bounce and cautiously open the door
Drill a hole from the outside!
Don't try to fix this problem. This isn't a problem. This is a gift of art to the world. Sell the cupboard along with a print-out of all these comments to your local museum. Request that they name the art installation "happy constipation", because this is only worth something as long as there is no "bowl movement". Get it?
Open Gangnam Style
Depending on the brand of cupboard... either hold down the Shift key, or the F8 key, then open.
Open the cupboard really quickly with one hand and swiftly put your other hand below the dishes before they fall. Might wanna put something that will decrease the damage incase one slips. Like a rug or something
-Have Chekov turn off artificial gravity.
-Send Spock back in time to oversee the plates' origional stacking.
-Or just comm. Scotty and have him beam them out.
Did you try rebooting it?
hey 2227, i'll vote for you if you vote for me. See you at the top m8.
Wait for the next earthquake, then call your insurer
"Use 'the Force', Mom" (Hey, if Luke can get a lightsaber buried in the snow to jump into his hands, as he is hanging upside down, you can keep good china from falling on the floor and breaking)
Put another dollar in and press A3, and you win them all! :)
Open Photoshop and load the image. Go to Free Transform>Skew and adjust the image until the back of the cupboard is lying flat. Now open the door, rearrange the bowls properly and once again skew the image back to its initial position before saving. Do not overwrite the original file in case something goes wrong!
You may also Rotate 90° CW but this might cause the bowls to fall back too fast and end up getting smashed anyway. Good luck!
Slide garbage bag under cupboard door, inflate with hairdryer, slowly open and watch them bounce but not break
Duct tape all the panels of glass except the one to the right of the dishes, with a crisscross pattern. Score a groove into the surface of the glass to the right of the dishes contact. You can do this with anything harder than glass. (look into Moh Scale for clarity). Take a hammer once you've got a nice size groove, preferably a circle, and gently tap the center of the glass. Wear safety goggles, gloves, and shoes. Keep your arms covered and move the dishes to safety through shattered glass.
Get into a starship, head towards the sun so that the sun's gravity will slingshot you around it so fast that you will go back in time and then wait for Yesterday" (When you put your china in there) to finally return. Of course, if your calculations are wrong, you can fly into the sun and burn up, or you can end up in the year 1716, trying to convince a ten year old Ben Franklin to invent a time machine.
sie ,müsste die scheibe gegenüber aufschneiden .. dann köbnnte es klappen , wenn überhaupt .. ohne viel Bruch !!
Bargain with Dormammu
That's not a Problem at all! :)
It's an Opportunity to dispose of the extra unused plates...
Or to gather some greek friends & throw a party
Leave them. You don't need them. Paper plates are better.
It looks like a sliding door. Slide the door to the right very few centimeters at a time until you have the edge of the first plate on the inner edge of the door's panel, then stop. At this point you should be able to stick your hand inside and push up all the plates back up from the bottom to restack them.
Get a letter from Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Learn magic. Pull a Dumbledore.
Place a mattress under the cupboard and very slowly open the door.
Take up making mosaics as a hobby; save much time and money shopping for your first lot of supplies.
Flood the floor with styrofoam peanuts & then just let it fall!
Lay a big panda teddy in front of the cupboard and open the door. The plates will land softly on the panda and you can hug the panda for being so useful and your only real friend to help in such bad situations.
Just don't, from here on out you eat off the bench.
If the china is irreplaceable (as is often the case):
1.Break top left window
2.Situate the dishes through said broken window
3. Spend a little bit of money on the totally replaceable window :)
Open the door, let the china/your memories come crashing to the floor, and take solace in the idea that in an alternate timeline, it is all still in tact
Swish & flick your wand while saying wingardium leviosa.
P.S. It's pronounced "LeviOsa" NOT "LevioSA"
Format C disk and make smashed potatoes
Fuck it. Take the loss
Slide door open. Secure plates. The End.
1. Tape/hold on to the cupboard door;
2. Slowly rest the cupboard on its back;
3. Control the speed of tilting the cupboard to avoid the plates and the bowls from smashing against one another;
4. Open the cupboard door and empty the cupboard;
5. Tilt the cupboard back to its original position.
1. Smash the right glass penal;
2. Clear any remaining glass;
3. Empty the cupboard;
4. Replace the glass penal.
1. Open the cupboard and sacrifice a few plates
Load the cupboard in to a rocket ship .... Fly to space . Open in zero gravity . Problem solved , and you get a nice family vacation out of it .
goto to AMAZON.COM and buy new ones, forget these for now
Enter witness protection. Move to a safe house. Start a new life and forget about the plates. Its all in the past they can't get to you now.
The son/daughter in law challenge: Make your daughter or son in law do it, and if it's done with out the plates breaking, they can have your son/daughter.
Add a foreign key constraint to the plates. When they try to drop, the drop will fail.
Avec un diamand coupe-vitre et une vantouse ,couper et enlever la vitre a droite et celle au dessus,placer une oreillé sur la tablette en dessous et commencer a retirer les assiettes en entrant un bras par carreau de vitre enlevé
Vote for the plates not to break upon opening the cabinet.
it is a sliding door. so slide the door a bit and you'll be able to put your hand in and hold them
Choose me, no regrets.
1. Shut the cabinet with duct tape (make suke the door won't move).
2. Drill two small holes at the glass on the right (be careful about vibration).
Hole height no. 1: the lowest bowl, hole height no. 2: middle bowl (slightly lower than the horizontal wood).
3. Fill in hole 1 with sand until sand height reach hole 1, then shut hole 1. Fill hole 2 until you feel secured enough.
4. Break/ cut the glass on top of the plates. Take them out carefully from above.
Unhinge the cabinet on the right hand side. Once dismantled, slide the door upward. Use a friend to help guide the plates from below, back into a stack and on the shelf.
Fill up a big enough pool in front of the cupboard. Cut glass below the plates. Find something that works as a "slide" for the plates, slide it right under the plates, slowly open the door and watch the plates have a nice day at the water park.
Right click on the plates material assignment and change it to plastic.
Join Fantastic 4 and claim supernatural powers. Then you can even create a new set of plates
Remove the top of the cupboard. Send in your grab claw to fish out the plates and hope they don't break by slipping from the grab claw!! Or better, get on a ladder and throw them at husband for creating the problem!! @sanjaymaz
Remove the glass right under the glass holding the plates and stuff pillows (a lot including your neighbors ) into the cupboard till they touch the plates and graduaaaaally open the cupboard... Or just call the flash😁
Advertise space for a Greek wedding.
use a glass cutter and remove top shelf glass, fill the cupboard with jelly until the china floats up so you can pick them out safely
Perform electroshock therapy on the cabinet until the dishes become straight again
what cupboard? denial is the first step..
My 8 year old says ants can carry thousands of times their own weight. That said, get millions of ants. Drill a small hole into the class. Put ants into a cake piping/icing bag. Slowly (so as not to kill the ants) ice them through the drilled hole. Ask them gently (so as not to kill their spirits) to push the dishes to a level of their choosing. Once they are done, turn the heat up really high to cook them so you don't have to pay for their labor. Vacuum up the bodies.
Throw away vacuum.
Get two helpers to hold a sheet taut under the cupboard. The third person opens the cupboard. Plates fall into the sheet.
Log on to your computer as an administrator, go to Home (your actual home) then from your Control Panel, Click System Restore, choose a restore point when the plates were nicely stacked. Click Next, and then click Finish to confirm your restore point.
Do not try and save the plates—that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there are no plates.
Use tape and foam to water tight the cupboard from below. Open the glass panel at the top,and flood the cupboard with water and let everything float to safety.
Bonus: 1) add some detergent to the water to wash the plates while you are at it
2) add in bubble bath solution to make your success picture you post to us more dramatic
Start an auction where people can bid on each individual plate. For each plate that breaks the winning bidder needs to pay that amount to charity.
Place a medium sized jet engine with the exhaust just under the shelf. Find the ideal thrust and open the hatch. The plates should now float around like flying saucers.
Label the plates "millennials" and then say something mean to them. They will be triggered and need to go to a safe place. Done.
A magical wand now on sale on Amazon for 19.99.
Use the SLIDING DOOR very gently to open it a few inches, reach in, restack.
Use The Force!
Cover the glass with pictures of neatly stacked bowls inside your cupboard...
Let them fall make a video upload it to youtube since this is trending you will get millions of views from the video then make by that video use that money to buy new plates . Problem= Solved.
See if you can find Hiro Nakamura from heroes speak to him nicely he will stop time and you can simply restack the plates. Come on this is so easy to sort. Some people eh. They ask the most obvious questions
Rub some bacon on it
Put a foam/pillow on the foot of the cupboard then open it.
Decide to build a time machine, wait for future self to come back in time and hand you the time machine (be care not to touch future self, thus avoiding any paradoxes), go back to before wedding day, and change registry from "white/blue china" to "white/blue melmac".
Use your mission impossible style circular glass cutter and cut the glass large enough to fit a small hand through and then simply push the bowls back on the shelf. Replace the one pane.
Wait till your jewish friend wedding day >>>invite everyone...open the cabinet>> break the glass>>> Mazel tov>>>everyone's happy ...PS invite bob the builder he might fix it ...
Lay the cupboard carefully on the ground so that the door is on top. Then just open the door. Greetings, masrlinu
Carefuly put down the back of the cupboard to the floor and then open the door, probably with any broken dish.
Put some balloons on top of your house then go to the moon. And voila!! Zero gravity!!
You find Dom Cobb and together you get in the dream state. There you can practice saving the dishes. When the dream starts collapsing you don't wake up and stay in the limbo forever. You can fix everything there easily.
Take a glass cutter, cut out the top right pane of glass above the dishes and start pulling them out. Be sure to have some kind of suction cup on the cut glass before you start tapping to break the glass out. 👍Good luck
Easy. Find a piece if thin plywood and slowly crack open the door. Slide the plywood in to hold on to the bowls. Once plywood took over the glass door position, u are safe!
Do not try and open the cupboard, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no cupboard. Then you will see it is not the cupboard that opens, it is only yourself.
Borrow some of that amber stuff from Fringe
Send cupboard into space. No gravitation there. Open the cupboard and safely gather the plates that float around you.
Rotate it outwards from the wall. If you can do this without disturbing the dishes, then check if you can access the cabinet from the back in any way. If not, take the front right door off of it's hinges and then carefully remove the plates, placing some sort of makeshit safety net underneath them, in case they fall.
Use one of those foams that expands and hardens inject it with a straw that should go with it. Make sure to pick the one that's easy to remove
Get a hammer. Smash the glass and plates at the same time, laughing and yelling "I am always the master! ALWAYS!"
Why so many bowls? Looks like you can afford to lose a few! Then learn to put stuff away properly!
Hire someone who works with glass to cut a circle or square just below the first bowl. Tape the hole or use a glove to avoid cutting yourself. Try pushing the bowls back on the shelf. If necessary cut out the upper left piece of glass and rescue your china.
Use The Force. They're plates, for crying out loud, not an X-Wing stuck in the swamps of Dagobah!
Pull cupboard out from wall and remove back panel to access dishes without risking opening the door.
Get a piece of cardboard. Slide it in such that the plates are secured. Open the door while holding cardboard firm so plates don't move. Reach in from above cardboard and fix the plates.
Set the house on fire, then when the hot firefighter comes forget about the plates.
No. do or do not there is no try - Yoda
Hold a bucket with a blanket inside under the cupboard theb slowly open it
Cast a Swarm Skin spell, turn all your soft tissue into a swarm of ants and have them go into the cabin and rearrange the dishes.
If you're a level 9 wizard/witch or Druid (holla😉) cast Shapechange. Also a Transmutation spell you can turn yourself into a Vine. Grow into the cabinet and use your leaves to carefully place each item back into its order without disruption.
Use a long knife to slowly feed in tea towels or clothing through a small crack to build up under and around the dishes. Once secure try to get hand inside to stabilize the dishes.
LET IT GO, LET IT GO, DON'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!
Put bed on the floor?
Open the door and quickly hold the bowls in their place. You need an assistance to help you bring the plates down one by one.
Take the back off
Leave it alone, tell all guests its the "Matrix" plate display
Use the Force!