What's so great about the Antiques Roadshow, anyway? It's just some lousy TV show where random people bring their random stuff, in hopes that the appraisers will evaluate them to be some fancy antique, that could be sold for a full suitcase-worth of money. Who could ever spend their time watching that, right? Well, this show is a guilty pleasure and some sort of a cult for a mass of people for more than two decades now.

While the concept of this show isn't a funny one per se and some of the antique appraisal discoveries are truly marvelous, but in so many years and with so many people participating in it, some funny jokes are bound to happen sooner or later. And once the Internet gets its hands on something, the captions for pictures shown at the show, for instance, things always take a peculiar, and random turn. That is exactly what happened to this show once Tumblr user Keaton Patti started screenshotting the antiques from the show and adding the best captions to them, and the results are absolutely hilarious. We believe, that event the Antiques Roadshow appraisers themselves could not match these funny captions.

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Selene
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2 years ago

I would have that in my room then scream when I wake up

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Yezid Puerto
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2 years ago

jjajajajaja yes, we know it..........., they know it, everybody knows it.......

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

At least he didn't go to market...

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Board Pan, duh.
Community Member
2 years ago

Latin name: Musica Amplificalis

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

That caption is perfect--he looks so distraught!

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Kinda looks like Eve & Eve to me.... xD

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The Girl on Fire
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2 years ago

Oh look, it's a painting of my cats at one am in the morning.

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Yezid Puerto
Community Member
2 years ago

jajajjaaja, the best caption so far :)

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

If it's not a butt plug then please tell us what it IS?

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

:D. Not a tinker toy spiderweb......

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

He didn't do anything wrong! He was framed!

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diane a
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2 years ago

To match his teeth

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ispeak catanese
Community Member
2 years ago

*raises hand timidly in the back of the room and mumbles* I like it

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 years ago

Or that got caught in Hurricane Harvey.

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Selene
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2 years ago

How much is it without the kid

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

oh myyy

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

Go home, owl, you're drunk!

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

.... yes, if you practice voodoo

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

In my opinion that vase is 'Workin' It!" (Insert RuPaul body language here)

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Selene
Community Member
2 years ago

EAT THE FREAKING FRESH LETTUCE *cashier explodes*

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
2 years ago

Apparentlly, she's embarrassed of that.

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

The great-great-great-great grandfather of Tin Tin.

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ispeak catanese
Community Member
2 years ago

Every night that thing moves around your house to instigate terror. Like Elf on Shelf, but deadly.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Statue: "FML"

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Selene
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah yes, 1659BC the year where everyone had wheels.

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Come on, Peter, let's party!

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ThatJeremyKid
Community Member
2 years ago

"We are ashamed to be covered in syrup..."

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Community Member
2 years ago

WTH!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

I wonder which one's older?

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

I was thinking "Hobo Santa".

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Parmeisan
Community Member
2 years ago

And I shall call you, "Burton".

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

Nice try lady, but this is not a "magic" school uniform.

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ispeak catanese
Community Member
2 years ago

Smells like 11 spices and herbs

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ispeak catanese
Community Member
2 years ago

Old Halloween treat container from the 70s? Santa looks like was shot and bleeding from the forehead.

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Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
2 years ago

At least

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Lynne Darroch
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, there are entire social media threads to bad antique painting of children and babies for a reason.

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

That would be really neat if her eyes were green.

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Freya the Wanderer
Community Member
2 years ago

No brains? Must be a politician - or a Trump supporter.

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

*IF you keep making that face it'll freeze that way.

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Froganit Gamesy
Community Member
2 years ago

Is this John Oliver?

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Jamison Harterink
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL

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Yezid Puerto
Community Member
2 years ago

awesome,..., awful,..., disgusting,..., great for my living room...

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

You must admit they held up nicely. Also before basketball was invented.... the uniforms were a lot different back then.

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

*If you try to sell the pieces separately they will bring a lower price than if sold as a set. Thank you for coming.

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Eleanor Ragsdale
Community Member
2 years ago

Well actually, ... you're supposed to have a pendulum at the bottom. A pendulum is a swingy thing that swings back and forth and I don't know what exactly it does.

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Parmeisan
Community Member
2 years ago

Okay... it's kind of funny, because at first I just thought it said "A Lamp".

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Gun A to Gun B: Now we're going to turn around and walk ten paces..... BANG! I knew I couldn't trust you!

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

I could use some of those

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

This is her as a young woman. She looks amazing for 130.

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ispeak catanese
Community Member
2 years ago

These are really beautiful. The one on wood looks like primitive NW art, which I know nothing about. The others are also very interesting.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Jesus: "This is nacho bowl!"

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

Check with the Russian deep sea trawler, they may have found one in their catch and it has a scientific name.

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Community Member
2 years ago

lol luv that song

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Master Markus
Community Member
2 years ago

Joint holder?

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Parmeisan
Community Member
2 years ago

But it comes with young Ellen!

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ispeak catanese
Community Member
2 years ago

Hung ever so professionally. "Henry bring 3 slacks hangers along!"

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A Dyke From The Dreamworld
Community Member
2 years ago

*picks up baseball bat* IT'S A-CLOBBERIN' TIME!

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Monty Is Fiennes
Community Member
2 years ago

My fave...

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ispeak catanese
Community Member
2 years ago

That goofy face! Love it!

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Cora Fields
Community Member
2 years ago

*iTunes gift cards

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

I bet he can go for days telling one whole story.

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Jilltdcatlady
Community Member
2 years ago

Let this be a lesson. Don't leave your fine weapons on a window ledge where they can warp in the sun.

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WaffleFryLife
Community Member
2 years ago

you poor misinformed little hat...

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Amanda Ford
Community Member
2 years ago

Not great because it sneaks up on you and will spook you in the dark in the middle of the night.

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BlackestDawn
Community Member
2 years ago

That certainly explains it.

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

No mere blanket can get between our love!

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Parmeisan
Community Member
2 years ago

Works okay as a toothpick, though.

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