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People lie. It’s no secret. But when you realize the extent to which they do this online, you might just lose a large chunk of your faith in humanity.

That’s where the ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page comes in. The page names and shames the folks who make stuff up on the internet, all for the sake of getting attention. And the lies they come up with are so ridiculous, they’re as funny as they are sad.

Scroll down for the best of the worst, and some blatant internet lies that would even make Pinocchio blush with shame.

Bored Panda got in touch with the current owner of the Instagram page, Jordanna, who took over from the previous owner, Erin. "She came up with the idea for the account because she was really sick of seeing all the fake stories around, and thought making an account to call them out would be a good idea. It took off and this is where we are now. I became an admin, and after Erin left, I became the owner. Lexi and Ethan are our two other admins!" Jordanna shared with us.

Bored Panda also reached out to entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike Sington to get his opinion on why some people make stuff up on social media. He agreed that it's done for attention. "Getting clicks and amassing followers on social media is how success is defined. For many, it becomes addictive, and the more attention your social media gets, it actually creates an adrenaline rush." He added: "The monster feeds itself."

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I’m Going To Dominican Republic On Sunday And I Said That To The Taxi Driver And He Was Like “Ok I’ve Been There 9 Times” Weird Flex

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best part is that she negates her daughter’s intelligence to prove her point about being anti-vax. “Nope; she’s just not vaccinated”. Ok, so not vaccinated OR advanced for her age. Good work, Mum!

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The founder of the 'Yeah That Definitely Happened' page told Bored Panda that it is difficult to decide what to post and what to ignore. "People's ideas of what is believable and what isn't are all very different. I like to stay on the safe side and post the stories that I'm sure aren't possible at all and are also just entertaining and funny," Jordanna told Bored Panda. She explained what her process is when deciding whether or not to feature a post on the account.

"You'll notice a lot of our posts involve clapping, or people getting congratulated on something that's really cringey or mundane. Usually, we look for those things, or we look for things that seem really improbable. Sometimes, I won't post a story cause I'll think, 'Nah, that definitely could have happened.' But usually, I will post stories that seem to get called out as fake consistently," she said.

Jordanna definitely believes that people make up fake posts online for attention and validation. "A lot of stories, I feel, are exaggerated, and are based on things that almost happened," she said that many people embellish the truth based on what they hope would have happened.

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I’ve Always Considered Paediatrics As A Career But Idk If I’d Have The Patience To Deal With Parents Who Bring In Their Unvaccinated Measle-Ridden Infants To The High Dependency Unit -E

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Olivia Lisbon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They got polio from the vaccine. That’s so far off how vaccines work - I can’t handle this level of idiocy.

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"Like perhaps OP got insulted and then came up with a great comeback later, and decided to write the story up and post it. I feel like the attention they get from it validates them and makes them feel important, and just writing the scenario out often gives them more power in that situation, too. They have control over the narrative now and can change it to suit them," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.

According to Jordanna, everyone has an angle and an agenda. "A lot of stories are also written with the intention of making certain groups of people look bad. Sexist men, for example, may write a story that makes a feminist look incredibly bad (fake encounters with a rad fem.) Or a radical feminist might exaggerate their encounters with men to push the idea that 'all men are bad.' Transphobes and racists often do the same. A lot of extremists post stories, especially on sites such as Reddit, I've found, in order to push their extreme personal views and back them up with an encounter that never happened."

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J Garza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do they always screw up the age? Just say you were 9 or 10. And what do they have against Tylenol now?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both comments are very rude. Second one was also hurtful on purpose, if it's true

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Hollywood's Ultimate Insider, Mike, told Bored Panda that one way to realize that someone's unable to balance the role of social media in their lives is that they begin to lie or bend the truth online.

"A good sign of people going overboard in seeking attention and recognition on social media is when they start exaggerating or making things up. If you find yourself doing that, stop and check yourself, and maybe realign your priorities in life," he suggested.

Mike also shared with Bored Panda some ways to tell if a certain tweet or post might be made up. It's a good thing to trust your gut, as well as your mind. "If a post seems particularly outrageous, or too good to be true, it may be made up. Even if someone else is posting the same thing, that doesn’t make it true, because it could simply be a re-post from the original poster," the expert said.

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"Your instincts can usually tell you when something is made up, and old-fashioned online sleuthing can usually confirm it," Mike told us.

The ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page has just over 78k followers and invites them to send in their own submissions. So if you happen to stumble across something that fits the mood of the project, consider sending the screenshot over to the creator of the page.

However, one thing that they ask of their fans is that they check the posts to see if the particular screenshot has been posted before. If it has, it’s best to find something else to share. After all, fresh content is king, while reposting the same things over and over frequently would get stale quickly.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because vaccines is the only thing a syringe is used for. Not taking blood or any thing

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There’s no shortage of misinformation, fake news, and simply downright lies on the internet. While some people clearly make stuff up to get attention, others do it with different goals in mind, whether they’re political, social, or other.

Joseph M. Pierre, a professor of psychiatry at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA, previously spoke to Bored Panda about conspiracy theories and the type of people who believe in misinformation.

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Professor Pierre told us that conspiracy theorists tend to focus on certain historical events when choosing to twist the truth for whatever goals they have in mind.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"increases the risl of homosexuality" I was a 38 year old heterosexual male before I got my first covid jab. Now I am gayer than Elton John's walk in wardrobe. Be warned.

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Haha Same! The Last Time I Got Fucked On Drugs I Gambled Away The Kids' Inheritance! The Look On Their Faces When They Realised They Would Never Get Into University 😂 It Was Epic!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which museum? Oh it has since burnt down with the 100% loss of all art, convenient!

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He also noted that the only spike of conspiracy theories in recent modern history was during the communist ‘red scare’ in the 1950s.

“It is true that certain historical events do tend to attract conspiracy theories and there is evidence that times of societal upheaval or crisis when people are feeling unsafe and desperate for clarity offer a kind of fertile soil for conspiracy theory beliefs,” he told Bored Panda.

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“Over the past 60 years, the assassination of JFK, the death of Princess Diana, and 9/11 are the most obvious examples of national traumas surrounded by conspiracy theory beliefs,” the expert went into detail.

“We should acknowledge that many conspiracy theories, like the idea that the Earth is flat, aren’t really based on any kind of obvious traumatic event,” he added that not all misinformation, fake news, and made-up ‘facts’ are associated with traumatic events.

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Sorry For That Repost Y’all 😔 All Of These Look The Same On Our Feed Lmao So It’s Hard To Tell Sometimes - Lexi

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird internet males need to get offline. They think social media is real life.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was a wild ride down WTF goes on in this persons imagination street.

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The professor told Bored Panda that the people who tend to believe in conspiracy theories are usually those who see the world in a very black-or-white way: they see history as a struggle between good and evil, and don’t tend to notice nuances or subtleties.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are these guys always annoying the crap out of baristas? Just shut up and take your damn sugar filled weird flavoured coffee and leave

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“People who believe in conspiracy theories are also often attracted to the Manichean narratives that conspiracy theories offer, involving battles of good and evil pitting against each other in an almost apocalyptic fashion. So, it should come as no surprise that conspiracy theories might sprout up from World War II—a real-life apocalyptic battle between good and evil,” the expert noted.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a measured IQ of 143 and sometimes I'm as dumb a brick.

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Kimi Tomminello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

138 and I'm a backwoods retired farmer. Don't know my head from my bumhole 99% of the time.

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El muerto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank you for proving to us that: 1.- IQ is not a good measure of intelligence. 2.- that lying about having a high IQ, does make you look dummer than a donkey playing checkers

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RoseTheMad
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IQ isn't really a measure of overall intelligence if you ask me, it's only a small part of what may make a person intelligent. Most IQ tests revolve around visual/spatial awareness and problem solving, not anything to do with say.. literature, mathematics, geography/languages, etc etc. My IQ is above average but in other things I'm a complete dumbass.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, he had already reached the adult reading level to take the test. Lol…

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a card carrying member of MENSA, and most of the time I have the common sense of a f'ckin potato.

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Blackstone
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know my IQ, but I have a master's degree. I once put the laundry in the bathroom sink instead of the washing machine and for a second just stood there because I couldn't figure out what the hell had just happened.

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Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who actually gets given IQ tests in real life? Closest I've got is the Facebook ones

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A.J Milne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh stfu. I mean, what was the point in telling us this? What was the moral of the story?

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Lisa Shaw
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Counting to 136 at age five is an awesome achievement, congrats!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In 2004, a New York Times reporter asked Stephen Hawking what his IQ was. “I have no idea,” the theoretical physicist replied. “People who boast about their IQ are losers.”

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Lucus Adams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So 136 at 5 yrs old is equivalent to the expected knowledge of a 6 1/2 year old. That hardly speaks to anything measurable in the boastful fool you became with the post.

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Mike Rightmire
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IQ doesn't "increase" as you get older. A 5 year old measured at IQ100 measure around IQ100 at 50.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how they followed up their pompous little rant with #NoMoralHighRoadToday. Not smart enough to grasp irony, apparently.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Using long and/or uncommon words/phrases is not a sign of intelligence. It's a sign that you want to appear superior to others. Sincerely, IQ 160.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IQ doesn't mean you know everything, IQ is moreover just a measurement of intelligence against your peers

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Randomly Flying
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IQ is the measure of how fast you solve problems and how you solve them. Don't think you compete, my dad was over 140.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my best friends has a high IQ, but sometimes simple things just stump her. We went birdwatching recently and were trying to decide which route to take. I took out my phone to look at Google maps, because it was turning dark and we didn't really know the area. My friend looked at it, insisted my GPS must be wrong and took out her phone. I'm quite good at directions and maps and wouldn't back down. After a bit of back and forth, she suddenly walked the way I was pointing in an exaggerated sulk. I ask what's up and she says, in a very exaggerated, childish sulky voice: "I looked at the map upside down." She laughs at herself a lot and couldn't stop laughing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is dumb, that isn't how IQ works! Your IQ doesn't really change, so technically Einstein had the IQ of a middle schooler.

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Adrian
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the major causes of global warming is all the excess electricity being generated to process, store and distribute crap like this.

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Heather Rawk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus F Christ. This is so blatantly false. Your IQ stays fairly stable throughout your lifetime and 90-110 is always average range.

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Marc Van den Berg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People thet feel the need to boast about their intelligence are not very smart

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Brenda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's how smart you are, it's your ability to use what you've learned

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RoseTheMad
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to numerous tests, depending on tests my IQ varied around 146-ish, but I'm a f*****g dumbass... I'm also Dyscalculic... I'd take your IQ result with a grain of salt, people.

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J. Normal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know many a person with a high "IQ" and not a bit of common sense. Many a genius needs a "keeper".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your IQ doesn't increase as you age, it's tagged based on your peers. Also it's a meaningless test. Genius isn't a number, it's an accomplishment. Nobody would care if Einstein had an IQ of 3 thousand, and spent his whole life working as a patent clerk. Whatever his IQ may have been, it's the impact he has on the world that makes him a genius.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As I recall, the first thing they explained to us at the official Mensa test centre was that IQ expessed as a simple number has no meaning, only if you name the type of test in was measured against. There are lots of different types in use, with just as many different scoring system, so 136 points on a certain test could equal to 150 or 110 on some other ones. In practice IQ is more accurately expressed by placing the score on the bell curve and and measure the percentage of people having the same score. Average IQ belongs to the middle 65-70% and the percentage gets lower towards both extremes, Forrest Gump probably scoring somewhere in the lower 10% and famous geniuses around the top 0.1%. Also, high IQ does not directly translate into capacity for knowledge or understanding, it is regarded more as a high level problem solving ability. It's not an achievement, merely a potential. Lastly, apart from a very few off-the-chart child prodigies, no IQ score is representative under 18.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A number doesn't mean squat. Just thinking it does proves it doesn't.

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Viraj Shrivastava
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just an fyi that iq is your (mental age/real age)*100, so being five and having an iq of 136 doesn’t make you smarter than an adult

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At age 5 all you need to know is a few letters of the alphabet and eight colors.

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Martin Heston
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an articulate chap and can string a nice sentence together but I bet my IQ is low. There are many subjects I know absolutely nothing about.

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Blackstone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot can change your IQ actually. It's just a test. Medications, how well you've slept, practicing certain types of puzzles, etc. can all affect your score. It's a very imperfect test and it only tests a tiny portion of what could be considered "intelligence". It's like the Myers Briggs test for intelligence.

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Doc Thissen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd climb a tree and jump to this guys IQ.

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Eh, maybe they do have a very high IQ. Social skills though, if only there was a scale for that…

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