Jeff Wysaski aka Obvious Plant is definitely one of the funniest guys on the internet if you don't believe us you should check out what he writes on twitter. You might already know Jeff's sense of humor from his hilarious fake self-help books prank or amusing product reviews left in IKEA stores. but have you heard about a fake book of spells he made and left it in the metaphysical shop? This book may not be what every regular metaphysical shop customer would expect, but even they would not be disappointed to find such a book. This hilarious take on modern witchcraft is so amusing you'll wish you could buy this book! Scroll below to read the spells and upvote your favorites.
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Virtuosi of Magick, most notably those who are single older ladies, have shown great success in casting this spell using an inordinate number of cats. The advantages of using creatures that, when collected in inordinate numbers, create a cacophonous din and a most foul odor, should be apparent to even the casual apprentice of Magick.
Well, I don't need this anymore! *throws Hogwarts admission letter into the trash*
For anyone wondering, the runes on the cover just say "air spirit water fire earth". (Reference: 39383178-f...tation.jpg 
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thank you for this, surprisingly this help me alot, im trying to make up spells to go with a book me and my friend are writing and we need spell, this have me a bunch of ideas :D thanks
I wanted a REAL spell book. I don't get this type of sense of humor.
Believe in good and fight evil: That's what I've learned reading books about white magic spells.
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Well, I don't need this anymore! *throws Hogwarts admission letter into the trash*
For anyone wondering, the runes on the cover just say "air spirit water fire earth". (Reference: 39383178-f...tation.jpg )
thank you for this, surprisingly this help me alot, im trying to make up spells to go with a book me and my friend are writing and we need spell, this have me a bunch of ideas :D thanks
I wanted a REAL spell book. I don't get this type of sense of humor.
Believe in good and fight evil: That's what I've learned reading books about white magic spells.
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