Jeff Wysaski aka Obvious Plant is definitely one of the funniest guys on the internet if you don't believe us you should check out what he writes on twitter. You might already know Jeff's sense of humor from his hilarious fake self-help books prank or amusing product reviews left in IKEA stores. but have you heard about a fake book of spells he made and left it in the metaphysical shop? This book may not be what every regular metaphysical shop customer would expect, but even they would not be disappointed to find such a book. This hilarious take on modern witchcraft is so amusing you'll wish you could buy this book! Scroll below to read the spells and upvote your favorites.

More info: twitter.com

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

and if the rocks fall on your head > instant peaceful calm

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

5 is true

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Don Flynn
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2 years ago

😂😂 poor poltergeist will need therapy...

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Stephanie Brown
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2 years ago

I need to do this.

Jagarundi
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2 years ago

I have done this with inordinate quantities of mundane, non-collectible/valueless, objects and this spell has worked like a charm. (Pillows work well for new relationships that you "want" to fail)! Works also with a plethora of random remote controllers.

Thinairgal
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2 years ago

Virtuosi of Magick, most notably those who are single older ladies, have shown great success in casting this spell using an inordinate number of cats. The advantages of using creatures that, when collected in inordinate numbers, create a cacophonous din and a most foul odor, should be apparent to even the casual apprentice of Magick.

Valeena
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2 years ago

Lmao....😂😂😂

Nini* Mini*
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2 years ago

Total Confusion

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Lyndsey
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2 years ago

Don't judge me and my half eaten jar of olives!!!

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Crystal Andrews
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2 years ago

I wish someone would do a video of this.

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

or until you're taken away and brought into a padded room

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

sounds so simple

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Night Owl
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2 years ago

something similar could be done with farts

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