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Life isn’t as dark and dangerous as the news and social media would like you to think—there’s plenty of light, humor, and good times to be had. However, when disaster does strike (no matter how low the odds might be), it’s ruthless and you’d best be prepared. Storyteller and video creator Jack Neel, the founder of the ‘fyp’ channel, has a whole bunch of cool and interesting facts that could also save your life.

Knowing what to do if you fall off the edge of a subway platform and onto the tracks is just the tip of the iceberg. And speaking of icebergs, Jack’s shared what we ought to do if we’re ever chased by a polar bear. Scroll down to check out some of the best facts that you might have not known shared by the content creator with his 6.2 million TikTok followers, upvote the ones that you found the most useful or intriguing, and if you’ve got any similar tips and tricks to share, you can always write us a comment below.

Jack, who is a big fan of Bored Panda, was kind enough to tell me all about how he got into educational entertainment, how he started making life-saving facts videos, his shot to fame, as well as how he deals with the stress and pressure of being a full-time video creator (trust me, it's advice that's useful no matter what career path you're on!).

"I’ve done a lot of educational series on my TikTok page over the past year or so, and within the past few months I’ve narrowed down my niche to horror/true-crime-related topics. 'Facts That Could Save Your Life' fit well onto my page because of dark/mysterious undertones. It’s one of my followers’ favorite series, and they’ve noted how they always save/download my videos in case they need the advice for the future," Jack shared with Bored Panda.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If a service dog ever approaches you without its owner, follow them and do it quickly because potentially you can save someone else's life.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If your house smells like fish for absolutely no reason, 9 times out of 10 it means that there is an electrical fire

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you are in a foreign country and need to call for help, but don't know the emergency number, call 1 1 2. It's the international emergency number and will automatically connect you to the nearest help line.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just tried and it works. Police said they are fine. Or fining me. On of these.

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I was curious which fact Jack would want absolutely everyone in the world to know. "One fact I found extremely useful that is not so commonly known is, 'If someone tried to kidnap you, make sure to scratch your attacker, their DNA will now be in your nails,'" he told me.

Just over two years ago, Jack got into creating videos on TikTok. And a year ago, he got into 'edutainment' content. "I was very hesitant to upload my first storytelling video, but a close friend convinced me to keep it up, and it was an overnight sensation. I went from 230k followers to 540k overnight and started getting tons of messages from new fans, brand partnership opportunities, and various management companies reaching out to me," he shared with Bored Panda his shot to fame.

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Keeping his end goals in mind helps Jack stay passionate about video-making. "Since a young age, I’ve wanted to become a full-time YouTuber. It’s stressful at times, but I know if I continue creating on TikTok, my dream will become a reality," he said that he's focused and this helps drive him forward.

Jack also shared with me his secrets to keeping stress at bay. "I take multiple daily walks and do Wim Hof meditation pretty much every day," he said, and I for one am going to follow in his and Wim's footsteps.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If a tornado looks like it's not moving, it's actually moving towards you

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Helena Houzarová
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It might be moving directly away from you, but better not take the 50/50 chances.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you ever feel like someone is following your car take four right turns and eventually it will make a circle. If they are still behind you that means they are following you. Don't drive home, just call the police and drive to the police station

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you have outstanding warrants for your arrest 😂 in which case you can a) pull over and be arrested or b) drive it like you stole it and escape 😀

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If someone ever tries to grab you, scratch them. Their DNA will now be in your nails.

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Besides his multi-million audience on TikTok, Jack also has 303k subscribers on YouTube and 95k loyal followers on Instagram. Jack, from Kentucky, focuses on informational and comedic videos, as well as horror stories. He debuted on TikTok with a video focused on his dad operating a DIY flamethrower.

Jack isn’t the only TikToker to spread useful info if we ever find ourselves at odds with Fate. Plenty of other TikTok content creators are hopping on the trend, spreading awareness (knowledge is power after all) and getting some extra attention from the internet in return.

For instance, Bored Panda has recently written about user Knowledgesaurus’ facts that could save your life as well. Check that article out, too, if you’re in the mood for some more niche facts that might one day be useful when you’re fighting for your life.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you're ever buried in an avalanche, spit. Your saliva will follow the gravity and you can simply dig the opposite way

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you ever wake up in the middle of the night to the smell of gas, do NOT turn on the light. A spark from a light switch could blow up the entire house.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you smell gas and electrical devices are *on* do not turn them off - the same logic applies. The current is already flowing and there are no additional sparks to worry about.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you accidentally disturb a beehive or wasp nest, do not run for the water. They'll wait for you to resurface and continue stinging you. Just run fast and as far as you can, because eventually, they will stop following you

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The odds of horrific things happening to you are pretty slim. For example, the odds of being injured by a bear are around 1 in 2.1 million, according to the National Park service. Of course, that’s not much comfort for anyone who’s been attacked by a bear.

However, if we constantly spend our time thinking about worst-case scenarios, we’ll stress ourselves out (and that’s going to wreck our health) and we could be ignoring the things that occur far more commonly, e.g. heart disease or getting cancer.

So it’s best to focus on what we can control: eating a healthy and varied diet, exercising and moving lots, getting quality sleep, hydrating, having an active social life, helping others in your community, and having a job that brings you purpose. Oh, and brushing our teeth!

After all, it’s better to be attacked by a bear when you’ve lived a full life and you’re happy and healthy than to cower from one full of regrets and out of shape. Though if you’ve watched Jack’s videos or you've read up on some bear literature, you’ll know what to do either way.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' The more colorful and vivid the animal is the more likely it's poisonous and you probably shouldn't eat it.

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If you're ever at a party and your drink tastes unusually salty, do not continue drinking it. Rohypnol is reported to have a salty taste.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' Everyone hates red eyes in photos. But if your pupils reflect white in a picture, it could be a sign that something is seriously wrong with your eyes, such as cataract, retina problems, or even eye cancer

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my godchild had Retinoblastoma and had his right eye removed with just a few months old. The Doctors first didn't believed that there's something wrong with him, just a little crossed eyed, but after the diagnosis and looking at pictures of that time, you could see the Retina not reflecting red with the flash light on, but a white milky appearance. So when you feel like there's something wrong with your child, I can advice to take a few pictures with the flash on and take a closer look. My godchild lost his eye, but the fast diagnosis saved his other eye and could be treated with radiation. he is living a happy life :-)

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you are ever being chased by a polar bear get completely naked and drop your clothes on the ground as you run away. Polar bears have really bad ADD and will firmly inspect your clothes before chasing you again

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then you will be a popsicle for the bear...how nice of you!!

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If someone gets stabbed, do not take the knife out. It acts as a plug to the hole and prevents blood loss. Apply pressure to the wound and call the police

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Note: Apply pressure AROUND the wound -- ideally, above and below it. Do not apply pressure to the knife.

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If you ever see square waves in the ocean get out immediately. They are powerful currents that can drag you underneath the water and kill you in an instant.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I ever saw square waves in the ocean I would wonder who the hell dosed me with acid.

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If you ever come face to face with a mountain lion, don't turn your back on it, just walk backward. Cats are ambush predators and they'll wait for you to turn around before they attack

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you wandered into her territory (aka there may be cubs around), don't back up at all. Yell. Be loud. Put your arms up to appear larger than you are. If you're at home, grab a pot and a spoon or anything loud and bang them together. Absolutely positively, do not run. (Source: I used to live near mountain lion country, and sometimes they'd wander down the mountain and into yards in the winter.)

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' Wolves will only attack you if they can intimidate you into running away from them. Standing your ground against a wolf pack will be terrifying but eventually, they will leave you alone

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' The machine that sets the pins at the bowling alley is extremely dangerous. So if you slide into the pins as a joke, there is a very good chance that you will be crushed to death.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked as a technician at a bowling alley, I can confirm that the deck that holds / picks up the pins will indeed crush you, it’s extremely heavy, it’s controlled by a computer that doesn’t care if you are in the way and it will drop towards the lane without warning. I’ve no idea why you would think it was a good idea to slide underneath the deck, the sweep and the deck are both clearly very tough bits of kit, you aren’t! We had double safety locking systems on the power supply and physical stops inside them on our pinsetters so that when were working on them there was zero chance of them operating, They will chew you up and spit you out. Your coffin will be wide and flat.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you ever for some reason ingest windshield wiper fluid or anti-freeze, drink large amounts of vodka to keep it from shredding your kidneys to give you time to get to the hospital

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This works for cats too. I saw it on a pet rescue where they thought (or knew) a cat had been poisoned with antifreeze. They lived through the worse hang over ever!

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If a powerline falls next to you, do not walk or run. Put your feet together and do a bunny hop to jump and get away. This keeps electricity from traveling up one leg and out the other, which prevents you from being shocked by several thousand volts.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any electrical engineers care to chime in on the voracity of this statement? This would be life saving information to have if true.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you ever get carjacked and they tell you to drive, crash the car into the nearby road or intersection. Most likely they won't be wearing their seatbelts. So when you crash the car they will get injured and you can take this chance to get out of the car and run like hell.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' Lying flat on your back is the best way to survive a falling elevator

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If your hair suddenly stands up on end, duck and cover. You're about to be struck by lightning.

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Gavin Johnson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or there’s a child with a balloon above you, it’s up to you to judge which is more likely….

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If you ever feel like you are going to throw up, start humming. It's nearly impossible to gag while you are humming.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless it’s projectile vomit, in which case this does not work. It does make the others in the house curious about what’s happening in the bathroom though

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If you ever find yourself being dragged underwater by an alligator shove your fingers into its nose. This breaks the seal alligators need to keep water out of their airways and will make them release you immediately.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then punch the shark it was planning to share you with in the nose and casually swim back to shore giving the "what's up?" shrug to any other thug beasts thinking about joining in. I got it now: Alligator = finger in nose. Shark = punch nose.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you ever fall off of the edge of the subway platform and onto the tracks don't waste your time trying crawl back up. There is a crawl space built to go underneath in case this happens.

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Most drunk driving deaths occur on Saturdays between 1:00 and 3:00 a.m. Avoid roads during these times if you can help it.

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Do not drink the milk of brown coconuts. They contain oils that cause dehydration. So, you should drink the milk of green coconuts instead.

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No matter how thirsty you are, do not eat large amounts of snow. Too much cold ice in your stomach can cause you to die of hypothermia. Melt the ice and then drink it.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If a deer is running across the road it's better to hit it than swerve and run into a ditch. If there is a moose in the middle of the road swerve and run into a ditch. Hitting a moose is like running into a brick wall

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently, there are some people unfamiliar with driving where there are frequent deer. No one wants to hit the deer. It is horrible for deer and your car and possibly your life. Sometimes deer dart into the highway from places on the side of the highway you simply couldn't have seen them before and anticipated. They can jump in front far faster than you can reasonably stop a car. Generally, when this happens, you're also going fast enough (highway speed) that swerving as suddenly as you would have to avoid the deer will land you over the side of the highway or rolling your vehicle. It has long been recommended that after a certain speed, it is just safer to hit the deer. Not only for you, but the people behind you in traffic. No one wants to hit the deer, but sometimes it is the best option in a bad situation, so it is considered best practice since the situation happens fast enough you likely won't have time to analyze the situation.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' Have you ever been told that if an alligator is chasing you that you should run in a zigzag? Well, contrary to popular belief, alligators actually aren't stupid and they can run up to 35 miles per hour. So just run straight and run like hell.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alligators can NOT run up to 35 miles per hour at all. They’re not land animals (well, they are, but designed to be much more effective in water). The average, healthy human could outrun an alligator on land whether running in a straight line or zig zagging.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' You can always dial 911 if you have no bars because, in an emergency, your phone will connect to any nearby cell tower as long as it has a battery in it.

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If you're ever in a serious situation where you have triple A batteries but desperately need double As, ball up some tin foil and put it on the negative side of each battery where it connects.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you ever get stuffed in the back of a trunk disconnect the brake light wires so when the cop pulls them over you can kick the door so people know you are there

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Sleep with your door closed. Unlike your parents, a fire will leave your room almost completely untouched, if closed.

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40 'Facts You Probably Didn't Know That Could Save Your Life' If you ever need to escape a moving car do not jump out, put one foot down and take a step. This will significantly reduce your speed and will have a much greater chance of surviving the fall.

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Nicola Roberts
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't see me being able to do that. Note to self: do not put yourself into a position that you need to jump from a moving vehicle.

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If your water ever smells like cinnamon, do not drink it. People often use it to cover up the scent of poison.

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Each railroad crossing has a number on it. So, if your car gets over stuck on the train track, call 911, give them this number and they'll notify upcoming trains to stop.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe just step out of the car and away from the railroad. Car can be replaced.

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Condoms are useful for a number of reasons. If you need a quick way to store liquids, they can actually hold up to a gallon of water, plus they are waterproof, so you can safely store things like matches, electronics, and pretty much anything that shouldn't get wet.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they're covered in lubricant, so that would be "wet" I'm sure, unless you dry it out first, am I thinking about this too deeply?

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If you're ever scuba diving and a giant octopus tries to grab a hold of you, do not try to prune him off. The key to survival is to get him off of one of his anchor points, like a rock or a pipe, because he can't pull you down without using leverage from his anchor.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Giant octopus? Which waters? Depth? I think I'll panic right here.

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Alicia Liberty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have to chime in on this one: by "Giant" octopus I assume they mean a Giant Pacific Octopus- which only inhabit- you guessed it- the (northern) Pacific. Other octopuses of reasonable size can inadvertently remove your scuba gear if they attach to it. Octopuses are usually very shy but also very curious, and if their curiosity gets the better of them, they can come and explore you. The best advice if an octopus is about you is to stay calm and let them explore. Hold your mouthpiece in if they are near it. They will eventually be satisfied and leave you alone. Their intention is never to attack you or hurt you unprovoked. The only exception to this rule is the Blue-Ringed Octopus, which lives in tide pools and reefs in the Pacific and Indian oceans. They are too small to pull off any scuba gear but avoid those little guys at all costs because their venom is extremely dangerous and very potentially fatal to humans.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just swim back to the Nautilus and let Captain Nemo fight it for me.

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Carole Dose
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gramma Grammery...The plural of octopus is actually octopuses. It's a Greek word, not Latin.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what will the octopus do with you? never mind i already have pictures

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was diving in Hawaii I had a baby octopus attach to my goggles. At first I panicked and tried to pry it off but my dive instructor communicated to stop. Later she explained how easy it is to harm them and it truly was no danger. Very educational!! I find them fascinating creatures!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is also useful if you're writing a science fiction scene taking place in space. Fighting in zero g is all about how you're anchored.

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Michelle Fornaro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To avoid being eaten by an octopus that has grabbed hold of you with its tentacles you should immediately die from fright because they won’t eat something that’s already dead.

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Lynn Morello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Octopus are curious creatures, more intent on investigation rather than harm, You are too big to eat. Despite their parrot like beak, they often don't intend to harm you, just stay still and don't provoke them. The Blue Ring Octopus bite is exceedingly poisonous, stay away from them, If they do latch on to you, again, stay still and allow them to leave on their own accord.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or don’t eat the blue ring octopus bite hehe. Oh it’s venomous, I’m stupid

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An octopus is going to be hiding and more scared of you than the other way around.

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know about giant octopi, but if a regular one grabs you just squeeze the head once firmly. The animal will let you go, they are not agressive. If an octopus *bites* you desinfect the wound and get a tetanus shot, as bacteria in its beak will infect it. However, if a very small, red and blue octopus bites you, get help immediately, blue ring octopi are really venomous...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A comedian referred to scuba as "another one of those sports where the main objective is not to die!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably not going to need this one, but they will be announcing the new James Bond soon and I have not been eliminated as far as I know. (If I am turned down for some reason, please be Tom Hardy, please be Tom Hardy!) I just could not visualize what you meant by "prune him off" and "get him off one of his anchor points". Are you saying do not try and rip the tentacle off you, but instead try and get it to release whatever it is anchored to? Does that mean they do not attack Jaws style from below and will only grab you while anchored to rock or other solid object?

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Barbara Kayton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bored Panda, you really need to fact check tips before posting. For instance, the "Bunny Hop" around downed electrical wires is being disproven earmarked as dangeros by electrical engineers. Several of these "tips" could actually cause people injury.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was an advanced certified scuba diver for 40+ years, never have I encountered a situation like this.

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Dena Mazullo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok .I'll remember this when Im 100ft below with Jacques Cousteau.

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Keisha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even a small octopus can take you. People think they are safe just because it's small,you aren't.

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Emily Gif
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why in the hell would an octopus do this? They are extremely shy and elusive animals. Some are curious, but rarely aggressive.

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Roberto Durante
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

make hem understanding that you will never more eat fried octopus, he let you directly free

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read (long ago) that oriental octopus fishermen used a boy as a lure to catch them. The boy was attached securely to the boat by a rope and when a large octopus would grab the boy, he would bite it between the eyes as the fisherman pulled him back up. I believe the act of doing damage to the octopus in this way was supposed to stun the octopus or at least make it snap out of predator mode and into ”getaway/prey behaviour to prevent injury to “the bait”. All the boy had to do then would be to hang onto the animal until reaching the surface.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or just start making the octopus equivalent of calamari with your diving knife... Wait. You don't have a diving knife? Why are you diving, then!?

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Ginny Swart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or slice his tentacle with your Boy Scout knife and use him as sushi, this will discombobulate the average octopus

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Theodore Theodora
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or she/her, really. (I am definitely not a female octopus in disguise.)

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