Bored Panda has collected some of the worst mistakes, so you can learn from them and not make a fool of yourself like these guys did.

From a smoking pregnant woman accusing the sound of jackhammers of harming her unborn child to a lady who sends the insurance company photos of her own body's front, rear, and side views rather than her car's - these folks will go down in history because of their ignorance or a temporary brain eclipse. Scroll down to witness some of the most facepalm-worthy fails and vote for your favorite ones.

#1

Can Atheists Walk On Water?

Can Atheists Walk On Water?

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should have asked about a video of Jesus...

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#2

''Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?"

''Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?"

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uneducation combined with the urge to express your opinion leads to the world as we have it today.

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#3

Busted

Busted

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That awkward moment when you get busted on your browsing history. Pointing it out by yourself. Publicly.

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#4

Turdnado

Turdnado

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one makes me angry. If you are blatantly stupid, do at least NOT invent things to justify your crooked political opinions.

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#5

Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views

Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views

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#6

It's A Mystery

It's A Mystery

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess they died whilst reading stupid comments.

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#7

Barack Obama Had A Big Part In 9/11

Barack Obama Had A Big Part In 9/11

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#9

Stopping The Train Didn't Go As Expected

Stopping The Train Didn't Go As Expected

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#11

Only In Ireland

Only In Ireland

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#12

I'm Not A Taxi Service

I'm Not A Taxi Service

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#13

Think Of The Kids!

Think Of The Kids!

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Lara B.
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FFS. If this person reacts to epilepsy like that, what will this person say to depression? "Just put a smile on your face and you'll be finde!"

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#14

What's Tony Hawk Up To These Days?

What's Tony Hawk Up To These Days?

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#15

This Dumb

This Dumb

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadias probably also think Germany has a women as chancelor, instead of the Führer. Unbelievable! (Oh well, oh well, oh well...I read a report that truly millions believe just that.)

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#16

"Marinara"

"Marinara"

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#17

Measurements Done Wrong

Measurements Done Wrong

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#18

Smarty Pants

Smarty Pants

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#19

For That Price It Better Be

For That Price It Better Be

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Marzipanda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a forgery! Original is 36.25" x 29". I'm calling the police d'arte.

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#20

Kill Me Now

Kill Me Now

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Lara B.
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this a few months ago. Dear Lord!!! How can anyone not know Sir Paul McCartney?

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#21

You Weren't There, You Don't Know

You Weren't There, You Don't Know

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#22

Manspreader In Recovery.....?

Manspreader In Recovery.....?

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. The poster of: "I have never seen a well mannered man on a plane - enjoy!" is the even more sexist than the original poster.

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#24

The Future Is Awesome

The Future Is Awesome

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Marzipanda
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, sure. Now kindly place it in the 3D printed trash icon.

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#25

Louie The Astronaut

Louie The Astronaut

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#26

It's Beautiful

It's Beautiful

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious, but surprisingly heartwarming at the same time!

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#27

Penta - 5 Points

Penta - 5 Points

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also always wonder what these chinese sign tattoos are supposed to me. If I was a tattoo artist, I would probably ink "I am stupid" and proclaim this means "Wisdom | Strength | Prosperity".

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#28

Found A Wild Facepalm In Its Natural Habitat

Found A Wild Facepalm In Its Natural Habitat

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#29

When You Forget To Write Your Review Anonymously

When You Forget To Write Your Review Anonymously

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's why I love the posters here at Bored Panda - especially Paul K. Johnson. His posts are the most awesomest!

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#30

A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don't Worry, They Saved The Little Dude

A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don't Worry, They Saved The Little Dude

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if it was a turtle, he shouldn' t throw it in the water

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#31

Just Stop Talking

Just Stop Talking

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep. It's Obama Care. Just like God's last name which is Dammit

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#32

A Sun Is A Sun

A Sun Is A Sun

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#33

You Raging D*****bag

You Raging D*****bag

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#34

Do My Kids Have A Rare Skin Condition?

Do My Kids Have A Rare Skin Condition?

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Lara B.
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How are people like this allowed to have kids?!

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#35

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We continue that discussion when you feel better in two weeks."

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#36

Classic Alyssa

Classic Alyssa

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, free shopping for everyone at least!

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#37

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well "my father is stronger than your's!"... it is just good enough for kindergarden anyway....

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#38

Before Google Maps

Before Google Maps

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have these paper things with drawn roads on them it's like Google Maps but manual it's called.... wait for it..... a map

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#39

My Friend's Smart Phone Is Racist

My Friend's Smart Phone Is Racist

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was a kid and I first discovered that was a place on the globe I was trying to figure out why there was a country named after such a horrible horrible word

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#40

Immigrants Bad, Says Emigrant

Immigrants Bad, Says Emigrant

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of Reverend Noah Hutchings of Southwest Radio Ministries. He married a woman from Cambodia and he says people from other countries should not be allowed to come to the United States.

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#41

Found On An Amazon Review For Some Mousepad

Found On An Amazon Review For Some Mousepad

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#42

Here We Observe A Rare Moment, When The Media Tell The Truth

Here We Observe A Rare Moment, When The Media Tell The Truth

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard this happens to most people whop die...shocking! It must be THEM!

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#43

"It's Spelled Australia*"

"It's Spelled Australia*"

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#45

Jackhammers Will Harm Your Unborn Child

Jackhammers Will Harm Your Unborn Child

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rai mei
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

worries about the sound of jackhammers but apparently does not about smoking

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#46

Girl Takes Wedding Photos With Snapchat

Girl Takes Wedding Photos With Snapchat

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you use this font, you haver other problems than lost photos from a service that deletes photos automatically.

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#49

Guy Posts Picture Of 3ds Prepaid Card On Twitter, Forgets To Use The Code Beforehand

Guy Posts Picture Of 3ds Prepaid Card On Twitter, Forgets To Use The Code Beforehand

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#50

No More Homosex

No More Homosex

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how Cambells ForHelp stays so beautifully calm throughout this train wreck

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#51

"And This, My Friends, Is Called Pollution"

"And This, My Friends, Is Called Pollution"

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#52

Those Annoying Emergency Vehicles

Those Annoying Emergency Vehicles

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I don't care let them die I need to make it to work." Some people are so very inconsiderate and stupid.

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#53

An Election Every Year

An Election Every Year

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#54

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the apple does not fall far from the stem...

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#55

Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko Watering Trees In The Rain

Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko Watering Trees In The Rain

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that tree was just planted this is the right thing to do.

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#56

Sun Cancer

Sun Cancer

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that the post received already 3 likes is alarming

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#57

Girl Needs A "Wine Opener," Is Holding A Swiss Army Knife With A Corkscrew

Girl Needs A "Wine Opener," Is Holding A Swiss Army Knife With A Corkscrew

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#58

Yet Another Facebook Fail

Yet Another Facebook Fail

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That response is a gross oversimplification of why the US Civil War happened.

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#59

Genius Meth Users

Genius Meth Users