Bored Panda has collected some of the worst mistakes, so you can learn from them and not make a fool of yourself like these guys did.

From a smoking pregnant woman accusing the sound of jackhammers of harming her unborn child to a lady who sends the insurance company photos of her own body's front, rear, and side views rather than her car's - these folks will go down in history because of their ignorance or a temporary brain eclipse. Scroll down to witness some of the most facepalm-worthy fails and vote for your favorite ones.

#1

Can Atheists Walk On Water?

Can Atheists Walk On Water?

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

He should have asked about a video of Jesus...

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#2

''Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?"

''Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?"

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Uneducation combined with the urge to express your opinion leads to the world as we have it today.

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#3

Busted

Busted

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

That awkward moment when you get busted on your browsing history. Pointing it out by yourself. Publicly.

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#4

Turdnado

Turdnado

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This one makes me angry. If you are blatantly stupid, do at least NOT invent things to justify your crooked political opinions.

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#5

Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views

Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

And you made a photo of the phone...

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#6

It's A Mystery

It's A Mystery

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

I guess they died whilst reading stupid comments.

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#7

Barack Obama Had A Big Part In 9/11

Barack Obama Had A Big Part In 9/11

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Pretty much sums up the Trump supporters...

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#8

It's An Adjective

It's An Adjective

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
3 years ago

stupid hurt

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#9

Stopping The Train Didn't Go As Expected

Stopping The Train Didn't Go As Expected

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

That's a good one.

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#10

Are You Dumb?

Are You Dumb?

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow. Just wow.

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#11

Only In Ireland

Only In Ireland

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Valentina Lattante
Community Member
3 years ago

well, he asked, was denied though....

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#12

I'm Not A Taxi Service

I'm Not A Taxi Service

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Taxi!

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#13

Think Of The Kids!

Think Of The Kids!

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

FFS. If this person reacts to epilepsy like that, what will this person say to depression? "Just put a smile on your face and you'll be finde!"

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#14

What's Tony Hawk Up To These Days?

What's Tony Hawk Up To These Days?

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

This is awesome :D

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#15

This Dumb

This Dumb

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Canadias probably also think Germany has a women as chancelor, instead of the Führer. Unbelievable! (Oh well, oh well, oh well...I read a report that truly millions believe just that.)

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#16

"Marinara"

"Marinara"

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Smoking Basil is teh shit!

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#17

Measurements Done Wrong

Measurements Done Wrong

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Why didn't she use 1/2?

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#18

Smarty Pants

Smarty Pants

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Risa Lovee
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol that's actually really clever xD

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#19

For That Price It Better Be

For That Price It Better Be

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Marzipanda
Community Member
3 years ago

It's a forgery! Original is 36.25" x 29". I'm calling the police d'arte.

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#20

Kill Me Now

Kill Me Now

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

I read this a few months ago. Dear Lord!!! How can anyone not know Sir Paul McCartney?

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#21

You Weren't There, You Don't Know

You Weren't There, You Don't Know

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Really?

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#22

Manspreader In Recovery.....?

Manspreader In Recovery.....?

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow. The poster of: "I have never seen a well mannered man on a plane - enjoy!" is the even more sexist than the original poster.

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#23

Facepalm

Facepalm

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

Poor guy. Sucks being half famous.

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#24

The Future Is Awesome

The Future Is Awesome

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Marzipanda
Community Member
3 years ago

Sure, sure. Now kindly place it in the 3D printed trash icon.

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#25

Louie The Astronaut

Louie The Astronaut

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

I just love the first response

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#26

It's Beautiful

It's Beautiful

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

This is hilarious, but surprisingly heartwarming at the same time!

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#27

Penta - 5 Points

Penta - 5 Points

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

I also always wonder what these chinese sign tattoos are supposed to me. If I was a tattoo artist, I would probably ink "I am stupid" and proclaim this means "Wisdom | Strength | Prosperity".

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#28

Found A Wild Facepalm In Its Natural Habitat

Found A Wild Facepalm In Its Natural Habitat

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Sorry, but this sounds so American!!

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#29

When You Forget To Write Your Review Anonymously

When You Forget To Write Your Review Anonymously

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
3 years ago

It's why I love the posters here at Bored Panda - especially Paul K. Johnson. His posts are the most awesomest!

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#30

A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don't Worry, They Saved The Little Dude

A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don't Worry, They Saved The Little Dude

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Even if it was a turtle, he shouldn' t throw it in the water

Sheralyn
Community Member
3 years ago

OK this may sound really stupid but I don't encounter many wild animals where I live... Why not? :)

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

Dumb shit even if it was a turtle (how can't people tell the difference) its fine it made it to where you found it. It'll make it back.

Elena Rogers
Community Member
3 years ago

By all means, put an animal *next to* the water if you think it wants to be there... But don't lob it in. 😂

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Vaporeon
Community Member
3 years ago

THANK GOD THEY SAVED IT.

Community Member
3 years ago

Oh Gawd is it alright??

Sheralyn
Community Member
3 years ago

Sadly, probably not.

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Dam!

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh god no.

Brenda Olano
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm so sad now :(

Andrea Seiden Giroux
Community Member
3 years ago

this hurts my heart

NellyWish
Community Member
3 years ago

):

Chui Sin
Community Member
2 years ago

Tortoise can swim.

Teddy O'Malley
Community Member
3 years ago

Also, if you MUST take a turtle off the road so it doesn't get hit, please take them in the direction they were already going. If you don't, they will turn around and cross the road again.

Cherie
Community Member
3 years ago

The only time you 'rescue' a turtle or tortoise is when they are in obvious danger - like the middle of the road. F'instance: We have painted turtles in our area. The little ones are stinkers when it comes to getting out of their ponds/marshy areas/etc. I encountered one standing in the middle of a street one day on the way home. Stopped and put him in the car. NOTE: Do this ONLY if you have a box or bag to contain him!! I didn't... However, I managed to get him out from under my foot pedals w/o having an accident, and later took him to the nearest lake. All the other little stinkers watched as we set him on the gravel. It took him about .5 seconds to scramble into the water. Hopefully he's a big stinker now.

TC
Community Member
3 years ago

Glub glub glub...

Erin Lynne
Community Member
3 years ago

I've seen this online before if you look the pic on the right IS a turtle. All fake for attention...

Rebekah Crain
Community Member
3 years ago

Dislike:(

Stephanie Hutner
Community Member
3 years ago

Fucking asshole

stella
Community Member
3 years ago

This is just sad....I feel sorry for Mr. Turtle

Oscar
Community Member
3 years ago

Yikes!

Peter Vens
Community Member
3 years ago

i doubt they saved it

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#31

Just Stop Talking

Just Stop Talking

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

yep. It's Obama Care. Just like God's last name which is Dammit

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#32

A Sun Is A Sun

A Sun Is A Sun

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rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

but a tomato is fruit!

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#33

You Raging D*****bag

You Raging D*****bag

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Adriana E. Henricy
Community Member
3 years ago

7.5K retweets? my god, ignorance is a brain eating virus

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#34

Do My Kids Have A Rare Skin Condition?

Do My Kids Have A Rare Skin Condition?

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

How are people like this allowed to have kids?!

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#35

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"We continue that discussion when you feel better in two weeks."

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#36

Classic Alyssa

Classic Alyssa

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, free shopping for everyone at least!

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#37

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
3 years ago

Well "my father is stronger than your's!"... it is just good enough for kindergarden anyway....

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#38

Before Google Maps

Before Google Maps

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

They have these paper things with drawn roads on them it's like Google Maps but manual it's called.... wait for it..... a map

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#39

My Friend's Smart Phone Is Racist

My Friend's Smart Phone Is Racist

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

When I was a kid and I first discovered that was a place on the globe I was trying to figure out why there was a country named after such a horrible horrible word

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#40

Immigrants Bad, Says Emigrant

Immigrants Bad, Says Emigrant

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
3 years ago

This reminds me of Reverend Noah Hutchings of Southwest Radio Ministries. He married a woman from Cambodia and he says people from other countries should not be allowed to come to the United States.

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#41

Found On An Amazon Review For Some Mousepad

Found On An Amazon Review For Some Mousepad

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

No you need to upgrade.

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#42

Here We Observe A Rare Moment, When The Media Tell The Truth

Here We Observe A Rare Moment, When The Media Tell The Truth

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

I heard this happens to most people whop die...shocking! It must be THEM!

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#43

"It's Spelled Australia*"

"It's Spelled Australia*"

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Yep. With the kangaroos and the Alps.

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#44

For Real, How?

For Real, How?

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

You know..magnets.

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#45

Jackhammers Will Harm Your Unborn Child

Jackhammers Will Harm Your Unborn Child

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rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

worries about the sound of jackhammers but apparently does not about smoking

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#46

Girl Takes Wedding Photos With Snapchat

Girl Takes Wedding Photos With Snapchat

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

If you use this font, you haver other problems than lost photos from a service that deletes photos automatically.

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#47

Kids Born In The 00's

Kids Born In The 00's

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

#stupid

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#48

Best Radiohead Song Ever

Best Radiohead Song Ever

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
3 years ago

FAKE

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#49

Guy Posts Picture Of 3ds Prepaid Card On Twitter, Forgets To Use The Code Beforehand

Guy Posts Picture Of 3ds Prepaid Card On Twitter, Forgets To Use The Code Beforehand

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Stupidity must be punished....

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#50

No More Homosex

No More Homosex

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

I love how Cambells ForHelp stays so beautifully calm throughout this train wreck

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#51

"And This, My Friends, Is Called Pollution"

"And This, My Friends, Is Called Pollution"

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
3 years ago

How much more water vapor can the Earth endure?

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#52

Those Annoying Emergency Vehicles

Those Annoying Emergency Vehicles

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

"I don't care let them die I need to make it to work." Some people are so very inconsiderate and stupid.

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#53

An Election Every Year

An Election Every Year

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Peta Hurley-Hill
Community Member
3 years ago

Can't help but notice how many of these are Americans :/

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#54

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, the apple does not fall far from the stem...

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#55

Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko Watering Trees In The Rain

Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko Watering Trees In The Rain

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

If that tree was just planted this is the right thing to do.

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#56

Sun Cancer

Sun Cancer

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

The fact that the post received already 3 likes is alarming

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#57

Girl Needs A "Wine Opener," Is Holding A Swiss Army Knife With A Corkscrew

Girl Needs A "Wine Opener," Is Holding A Swiss Army Knife With A Corkscrew

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Cheers!

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#58

Yet Another Facebook Fail

Yet Another Facebook Fail

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
3 years ago

That response is a gross oversimplification of why the US Civil War happened.

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#59

Genius Meth Users

Genius Meth Users

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

He only wanted to help the police....

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#60

Use Time Wisely

Use Time Wisely

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

i'm dying a little

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#61

Quality Facepalm

Quality Facepalm

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Her kid's name is "bhrandhey"?

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#62

Oops

Oops

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Anouk
Community Member
3 years ago

bwahahaha!

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#63

Iss Vs Isis

Iss Vs Isis

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Noel Benavente
Community Member
3 years ago

Some TV news presenter in my country said TWICE (in two different days) that NASA was spying people...

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#64

This Teen

This Teen

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

bad parenting. my kids are 9,6 and 3. we go to a Library, we read book. they know how this simple place work!!!

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#65

The Logic Of Adding 'Porn' After Things Like 'Food' And 'Sky' Does No Apply To Everything

The Logic Of Adding 'Porn' After Things Like 'Food' And 'Sky' Does No Apply To Everything

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Monika Przymuszala
Community Member
3 years ago

Wait for that knock on the door.. any minute now. 'Open up, Police!'

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