Bored Panda has collected some of the worst mistakes, so you can learn from them and not make a fool of yourself like these guys did.

From a smoking pregnant woman accusing the sound of jackhammers of harming her unborn child to a lady who sends the insurance company photos of her own body's front, rear, and side views rather than her car's - these folks will go down in history because of their ignorance or a temporary brain eclipse. Scroll down to witness some of the most facepalm-worthy fails and vote for your favorite ones.

#1

Can Atheists Walk On Water?

Can Atheists Walk On Water?

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

most atheists can swim :-)

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#2

''Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?"

''Who The F*ck Uses Celsius?"

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Olivia W
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm offended as a British person.

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#3

Busted

Busted

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

That awkward moment when you get busted on your browsing history. Pointing it out by yourself. Publicly.

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#4

Turdnado

Turdnado

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

People would use anything to spread their hatred. This makes me so sad...

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#5

Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views

Throwback To When The Car Insurance Lady Asked My Mom For Front, Rear And Side Views

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

You gotta love Susan :D

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#6

It's A Mystery

It's A Mystery

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rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

they died of old age sir/maam

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#7

Barack Obama Had A Big Part In 9/11

Barack Obama Had A Big Part In 9/11

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Pretty much sums up the Trump supporters...

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#8

It's An Adjective

It's An Adjective

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This hurted me hurtly.

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#9

Stopping The Train Didn't Go As Expected

Stopping The Train Didn't Go As Expected

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

That's a good one.

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#10

Are You Dumb?

Are You Dumb?

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Nice try...

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#11

Only In Ireland

Only In Ireland

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Owned ;)

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#12

I'm Not A Taxi Service

I'm Not A Taxi Service

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Taxi!

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#13

Think Of The Kids!

Think Of The Kids!

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

FFS. If this person reacts to epilepsy like that, what will this person say to depression? "Just put a smile on your face and you'll be finde!"

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#14

What's Tony Hawk Up To These Days?

What's Tony Hawk Up To These Days?

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

This is awesome :D

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#15

This Dumb

This Dumb

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rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

Baymax: In a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate your brain?

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#16

"Marinara"

"Marinara"

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Smoking Basil is teh shit!

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#17

Measurements Done Wrong

Measurements Done Wrong

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

This makes me cringe!!

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#18

Smarty Pants

Smarty Pants

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

I wish i had that idea :D

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#19

For That Price It Better Be

For That Price It Better Be

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Original printout.

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#20

Kill Me Now

Kill Me Now

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

I read this a few months ago. Dear Lord!!! How can anyone not know Sir Paul McCartney?

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#21

You Weren't There, You Don't Know

You Weren't There, You Don't Know

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

Stop it! I'm getting stupider by the post!

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#22

Manspreader In Recovery.....?

Manspreader In Recovery.....?

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow. The poster of: "I have never seen a well mannered man on a plane - enjoy!" is the even more sexist than the original poster.

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#23

Facepalm

Facepalm

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

He seems to experience this a lot :D

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#24

The Future Is Awesome

The Future Is Awesome

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Now I feel old....

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#25

Louie The Astronaut

Louie The Astronaut

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

I just love the first response

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#26

It's Beautiful

It's Beautiful

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

This is hilarious, but surprisingly heartwarming at the same time!

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#27

Penta - 5 Points

Penta - 5 Points

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Note for next life: No more home tattoos...

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#28

Found A Wild Facepalm In Its Natural Habitat

Found A Wild Facepalm In Its Natural Habitat

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Sorry, but this sounds so American!!

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#29

When You Forget To Write Your Review Anonymously

When You Forget To Write Your Review Anonymously

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

This is a whole new level of self praising. It would be even worse (or better, I don't know) if she planned it to NOT be anonymously

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#30

A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don't Worry, They Saved The Little Dude

A Guy I Went To School With Just Posted This On Instagram. Don't Worry, They Saved The Little Dude

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh god no.

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#31

Just Stop Talking

Just Stop Talking

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rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

now that's funny.. name on passport Obama Care

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#32

A Sun Is A Sun

A Sun Is A Sun

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Olivia W
Community Member
3 years ago

But tomato is... ah whatever

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#33

You Raging D*****bag

You Raging D*****bag

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Adriana E. Henricy
Community Member
3 years ago

7.5K retweets? my god, ignorance is a brain eating virus

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#34

Do My Kids Have A Rare Skin Condition?

Do My Kids Have A Rare Skin Condition?

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

How are people like this allowed to have kids?!

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#35

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

I Ate Chicken, Not Salmon, Dude

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

"Okay Alexander..."

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#36

Classic Alyssa

Classic Alyssa

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Olivia W
Community Member
3 years ago

oh my god how... HOW can you be this stupid?

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#37

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

Turns Out Math Is Useful After High School

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

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Absolutely. I also always wonder with these "20+" music acts. So twenty plus what? ">20 music acts" would be correct...well ">19" probably technically even...

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#38

Before Google Maps

Before Google Maps

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

They have these paper things with drawn roads on them it's like Google Maps but manual it's called.... wait for it..... a map

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#39

My Friend's Smart Phone Is Racist

My Friend's Smart Phone Is Racist

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

When I was a kid and I first discovered that was a place on the globe I was trying to figure out why there was a country named after such a horrible horrible word

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#40

Immigrants Bad, Says Emigrant

Immigrants Bad, Says Emigrant

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh yes... my father had a friend, he worked 35 years abroad, an after retirement he went back to Italy, complaining about all the foreigners living there...

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#41

Found On An Amazon Review For Some Mousepad

Found On An Amazon Review For Some Mousepad

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Only 32 bit version.

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#42

Here We Observe A Rare Moment, When The Media Tell The Truth

Here We Observe A Rare Moment, When The Media Tell The Truth

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

I heard this happens to most people whop die...shocking! It must be THEM!

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#43

"It's Spelled Australia*"

"It's Spelled Australia*"

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Yep. With the kangaroos and the Alps.

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#44

For Real, How?

For Real, How?

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Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Science, dude! It's magical.

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#45

Jackhammers Will Harm Your Unborn Child

Jackhammers Will Harm Your Unborn Child

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rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

worries about the sound of jackhammers but apparently does not about smoking

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#46

Girl Takes Wedding Photos With Snapchat

Girl Takes Wedding Photos With Snapchat

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

If you use this font, you haver other problems than lost photos from a service that deletes photos automatically.

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#47

Kids Born In The 00's

Kids Born In The 00's

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

#stupid

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#48

Best Radiohead Song Ever

Best Radiohead Song Ever

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

The question is: does this speak against the audience or against the band? Or does it rather speak for the bands force of innovation? (Probably everyone needs to decide for theirself.)

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#49

Guy Posts Picture Of 3ds Prepaid Card On Twitter, Forgets To Use The Code Beforehand

Guy Posts Picture Of 3ds Prepaid Card On Twitter, Forgets To Use The Code Beforehand

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Stupidity must be punished....

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#50

No More Homosex

No More Homosex

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Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

I love how Cambells ForHelp stays so beautifully calm throughout this train wreck

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#51

"And This, My Friends, Is Called Pollution"

"And This, My Friends, Is Called Pollution"

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

I am unsure if they are serious... (could write that on every post)

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#52

Those Annoying Emergency Vehicles

Those Annoying Emergency Vehicles

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

"I don't care let them die I need to make it to work." Some people are so very inconsiderate and stupid.

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#53

An Election Every Year

An Election Every Year

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

New 4 year long football season.

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#54

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

*Internal Screaming Intensifies*

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, the apple does not fall far from the stem...

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#55

Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko Watering Trees In The Rain

Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko Watering Trees In The Rain

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Steve Bowman
Community Member
3 years ago

If that tree was just planted this is the right thing to do.

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#56

Sun Cancer

Sun Cancer

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rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

a long justification for why he/she has no money

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#57

Girl Needs A "Wine Opener," Is Holding A Swiss Army Knife With A Corkscrew

Girl Needs A "Wine Opener," Is Holding A Swiss Army Knife With A Corkscrew

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Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Cheers!

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#58

Yet Another Facebook Fail

Yet Another Facebook Fail

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Daniel Losinger
Community Member
3 years ago

That response is a gross oversimplification of why the US Civil War happened.

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#59

Genius Meth Users

Genius Meth Users

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

He only wanted to help the police....

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#60

Use Time Wisely

Use Time Wisely

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darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

How people this stupid are probably more successful than I am

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#61

Quality Facepalm

Quality Facepalm

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rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

i hope the baby doesn't inherit from the mother

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#62

Oops

Oops

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Yugan Talovich
Community Member
3 years ago

Hysterical!

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#63

Iss Vs Isis

Iss Vs Isis

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

why his mother didn't swallow?

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#64

This Teen

This Teen

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

bad parenting. my kids are 9,6 and 3. we go to a Library, we read book. they know how this simple place work!!!

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#65

The Logic Of Adding 'Porn' After Things Like 'Food' And 'Sky' Does No Apply To Everything

The Logic Of Adding 'Porn' After Things Like 'Food' And 'Sky' Does No Apply To Everything

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Monika Przymuszala
Community Member
3 years ago

Wait for that knock on the door.. any minute now. 'Open up, Police!'

darknessIsMyOutfit
Community Member
3 years ago

Why do people feel the need to have the word porn to the end of things anyways. I watch House shows do I watch design porn? I watch the animal planet am i watching animal porn? Never mind i kinda am...

Master Markus
Community Member
3 years ago

It's kind of weird to me that watching animals have sex is generally considered totally fine, but non-graphic human sex gets people all like "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"

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Leni
Community Member
3 years ago

Two words that should never go together :')

Andrea Seiden Giroux
Community Member
3 years ago

So much cringe

Community Member
3 years ago

I don't understand...?

Nymeria Of Rhoyne
Community Member
3 years ago

Its kind of an internet thing now . People add 'porn' To anything that interests /Satisfies them.Search for Food porn or Design porn.

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Red Wyvern Emperor
Community Member
1 year ago

*knock* *knock* *knock* FBI!!! OPEN UP!!!

Jhoa
Community Member
3 years ago

Pretty sure that the guy/woman didn't think it through. Supposed to sound like "Food porn" and alike.

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah... doesn't really work as well as food porn, does it? :D

Ali Butt
Community Member
2 years ago

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Teddy O'Malley
Community Member
3 years ago

They might have gone with the more old-fashioned "add heaven after everything we like" and called it "Baby Heaven" or even "Baby Fever".

Thegreatcountryofverden
Community Member
3 years ago

Change "Baby" to "Rhythm".

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Linda Gulley
Community Member
3 years ago

People do not have any idea what words mean. Nor do they care. See the "Panorama" story.

Debbie Pugsley
Community Member
3 years ago

Why don't you have a seat right over here.

Cassandra S
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, but there are 154 followers!

Mieke Sorée
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't get it. Does the word porn also have another meaning? English is not my first language.

V Michael Lazar
Community Member
3 years ago

Pornography is printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings. However, the meaning generalized somewhat to mean any visual medium that intensely stimulates the viewer in a way similar to sexual porn, hence food porn (food so beautiful you want to make love to it instead of just eat it). Eventually, repetitive use lead to it just meaning something so visually appealling that you intensely want it (sexually or not).

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Jim
Community Member
3 years ago

I'll get the sweet tea and sugar cookies.

Victor Vakaras
Community Member
3 years ago

Good lord.

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

WHAT.

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#66

First Things First

First Things First

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

yeah, next time you should drink...

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#67

Guy Takes A Pic Of His Hands To Show The Length And Width Of Phone He Is Selling

Guy Takes A Pic Of His Hands To Show The Length And Width Of Phone He Is Selling