Locking yourself inside your home to help flatten the coronavirus curve provides people with so much free time, they take up new hobbies. Imgur user yuyufan43, for example, started browsing Facebook ads. But not the ones that pop up in your feed. They've been looking at what people are selling on the site. And the more they were scrolling, the funnier it got.

After coming across such gems as an "original ball and chain" from the 1800s and super creepy "doll art", yuyufan43 decided to compile the most ridiculous ads and share them with the Internet. Thank you, my lord.

#1

I Actually Did Message The Chick About This. I Want It. And I Want It Bad

I Actually Did Message The Chick About This. I Want It. And I Want It Bad

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Mary Jo
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10 months ago

The chick. Ugh.

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
9 months ago

He probably likes wrestling and motorbikes.

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GenXandEarnedItAll
Community Member
10 months ago

They should hand these out to the covidiots who refuse to stay at home for reasons other than allowed.

kitty_player 03
Community Member
10 months ago

he could've just said ''the lady/woman/person selling object''

Eddie Maurer
Community Member
10 months ago

Triggered you huh?

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TheDivineMs.M
Community Member
10 months ago

If it's original it was probably used to chain slaves--- no thanks

Sarah Stalder
Community Member
10 months ago

Early era home detention

Brianna Harris
Community Member
10 months ago

11%

Nephina
Community Member
10 months ago

If this is the same "chick" with the "doll art" there's basically pictures from what, 3-4 sellers? Just saying..

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
10 months ago

Someone realized partners true identity?

Bill
Community Member
10 months ago

The big padlocks used to chain slaves together are still pretty common finds in Southern antique shops

Elaine Mattingly
Community Member
9 months ago

If this is real it makes my heart hurt. the one's who used these weren't human much less Christian.

Panda with Heart
Community Member
10 months ago

It could come in handy!!

Jack Lambrecht
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

gender nicknames have connotations, true. But the nickname doesn't make someone think of a gender in its entirety- just particular peoples, thus reducing the group of people who are discriminated against. It is horrible and counterintuitive, but it is true. Of course, no discrimination is better than a little.

Dat Bored Pugtato =0=
Community Member
10 months ago

._.

Why?
Community Member
10 months ago

Be careful what you wish for!

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
10 months ago

Should be $1200 in America according to the gov.

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A recent study discovered that quarantine can have a huge effect on a person's mental health, resulting in a range of concerns from anxiety and anger to sleep disturbances, depression, and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). In fact, earlier studies of quarantined patients of SARS, a previous coronavirus outbreak in 2003, also found that people under lockdown had suffered PTSD.

#2

This Is Just One Of Many Different Sections Of This Person’s Clown House

This Is Just One Of Many Different Sections Of This Person’s Clown House

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Dat Bored Pugtato =0=
Community Member
10 months ago

Don’t laugh. But when my family hired a clown for my sisters 10th birthday, she kicked him in the no no square and ran into the house while screaming. She hates clowns.

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Recognizing the problem, the World Health Organization (WHO) released guidance on how people can protect their mental health during these difficult times.

“Be empathetic to all those who are affected, in and from any country”, the WHO highlights, warning against singling out anyone who has or had the virus. “The sudden and near-constant stream of news reports about an outbreak can cause anyone to feel worried”, said the WHO. “Get the facts; not the rumors and misinformation.”

#3

This One Is Legit My Favorite Thing On Earth Right Now. Just That Happy Little Grin While It’s All Torn Apart On The Machine That Could Put It Back Together. It’s Irony. It’s Poetic. It’s Art... Or It’s Not. Probably Not

This One Is Legit My Favorite Thing On Earth Right Now. Just That Happy Little Grin While It’s All Torn Apart On The Machine That Could Put It Back Together. It’s Irony. It’s Poetic. It’s Art... Or It’s Not. Probably Not

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Artlover
Community Member
10 months ago

This just made me sad about the dead doll. 😔

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#4

I Wonder If These Come Pre-Sticky

I Wonder If These Come Pre-Sticky

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Cori
Community Member
10 months ago

'Breast Wishes' 😳

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#5

I Kinda Like The One On The Left

I Kinda Like The One On The Left

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
10 months ago

I agree. The one on the left is awesome.

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#6

This One Would Be Awesome If The Eyes Were Leds And It Lit Up At Night

This One Would Be Awesome If The Eyes Were Leds And It Lit Up At Night

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
10 months ago

I love everything creepy. Dolls are on the uncomfortable creepy side for me, but still creepy so it counts. I would love to have this. I like the idea of the eyes lighting up.

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#7

You Guys Wanna Listen To Some Toons? Just Let Me Whip Out My Box Of Corn Niblets

You Guys Wanna Listen To Some Toons? Just Let Me Whip Out My Box Of Corn Niblets

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Donna Reynolds
Community Member
10 months ago

Someone will want this.

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#8

Took Me Three Hours To Do The Shading On The Upper Lip

Took Me Three Hours To Do The Shading On The Upper Lip

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I Just Changed My Name
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10 months ago

You also gave him pinkeye

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#9

Wide, Child Bearing Hips. Some People Find That Sexy

Wide, Child Bearing Hips. Some People Find That Sexy

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Dat Bored Pugtato =0=
Community Member
10 months ago

You spin me right around baby right around! I had too.

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#10

Let’s Face It, You’re Buying A Book With A Sprinkle Of Barbie All Over It. Delicious

Let’s Face It, You’re Buying A Book With A Sprinkle Of Barbie All Over It. Delicious

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
10 months ago

I would read Alice in zombieland. 100%.

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#11

This One’s Face Looks Like How I Feel

This One’s Face Looks Like How I Feel

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Iva Kazalova
Community Member
10 months ago

Someone is wildly deluded about how much their shitty, creepy doll art is worth 🙄

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#12

I Wonder If Coins Come Out Of Her Slot?

I Wonder If Coins Come Out Of Her Slot?

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
10 months ago

Gotta be the same person. The dolls are $123456. Should be $666

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