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There’s nothing wrong with making a dollar or two by selling things you don’t need. After all, we are all trying to live more sustainably by making conscious choices to consume less and reuse more. But some people have surely taken the logic to the very end of extreme.

Welcome to the Facebook group that brings you the best of the worst of the internet in the comfort of your home. Titled “Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, and Sketchy Services,” it serves as a grim collection for “screen caps and photos of depressing or questionable sales, products, auctions, classified ads, or services.”

Anything from questionable mystery boxes and an object titled “nail art” that will make you cringe at the sight of it, to Edward Cullen’s cutout and a cake from a baby shower that the ad swears has never been touched, ends up on there.

Thanks to the group’s 287.6K members, we now have one hell of a list of very cursed Facebook marketplace ads. It makes you wonder if there's anything people wouldn’t sell for a dollar, and the answer is obvious.

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Ty Stratton-Quirk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least they're honest. And they spelled 'separate' correctly, which is another point in their favor!

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If you've ever had to sell or buy a miscellaneous item in your life, you probably went straight to Facebook Marketplace. The holy grail of (re)sold goods that come straight from the hands of sellers is also known as a host to a range of scams, including fake products, catfishing and even hacking.

If you compare eBay, Amazon, and Facebook Marketplace, the latter is like the Wild West of online selling. Brogan Woodburn from Red Points reports that “One scammer even stole $800,000 from victims through the platform.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be in a bad mood also if someone tried to p**n me off in internet...

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Some of the more popular scams on Facebook marketplace include a MacBook Air made of air. “It’s when the seller then made up excuses as to why they couldn’t meet (remember, Facebook Marketplace is for local dealings, so this is a red flag). The seller offered to ship it with tracking, and the buyer then sent the money.”

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“Can you guess what happened next? Nothing was shipped. The seller went missing, and the buyer never got the item,” Brogan explains.

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Counterfakes is another big problem on the marketplace. “Since creating or even forging a profile is so easy on Facebook, scammers can sell counterfeit goods with almost no restriction.” According to Brogan, “Tiffany alone reported taking down 2000 fake Marketplace ads in 2017. And in the first six months of 2017, Facebook removed more than 200,000 posts that were flagged as counterfeit.”

Sometimes it’s not the scams themselves that enrage the buyers, but rather the items delusional sellers are trying to make money off of. This collection of ads is a good example of the bad side that happens on this widely popular reselling platform.

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JennyLaRue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine trying to untangle these when they get balled up in the wash

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Vic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine getting your feet all the way to the bottom without any 'detours'...

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Kat
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone ran them over with a lawnmower a few times?

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not fabric - it's a series of large holes loosely connected with thread!

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually it's a series of unfortunate events that happened on this poor pair of pants

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Hilary Mol
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this what happens when you try to hot glue Big League Chew to make some pants?

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Mazer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly this person was a contestant in a ferret legging contest!!! Ferret legging contest you ask...Google it. You won’t be disappointed

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TheAnimalLady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂MG, S😄😅😂🤣 un-bear-ably high-larious as I know what it is 😻🤣😹🤣🤪

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want to go out in these, you'd better have notice at least 2 weeks before, just so you have time to put them on.

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Moezzzz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get up 3 hours in advance just to put this atrocity on

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Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the type of pants that need help from the Maid of Honor & a few Bridesmaids. Would not buy.

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Jordan Prichard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looked like a weird fungal growth against the purple rug ngl. Looks even worse on

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westwing
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t wait to see the sunburn pattern that whatever moron who would actually would wear these is going to get…..Because if they would buy these they’re also not smart enough to apply sunscreen

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T J R
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd so get my toe stuck, many times, while trying to put those on.

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cow_bxrri
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do your feet not go through the holes when you put the. On

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Brittany
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It though it was a crap ton of bubble yum made into pants

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cassiushumanmother
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It look like someone collected used gums and put them together in a pants shape.

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JessG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My guess: they were a deep red, then she bleached the crap out of them and they disintegrated

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would buy them and feel amazed and awed by the fact that they somehow didn't completely disintegrate.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like in those maths problems "If you have 125 Shrek DVDs at home and there is a sale at Wallmart, 10 Shrek DVDs for 15$ and you have 35$, and your mom buys you 24 more shrek DVDs, how many Shrek DVDs do you still need in order to have 200?"

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"Went to a place in small town Texas to pick up a gift for a friend. I spotted these toward the back of the store. Priced at $85.00.

But I need to know...who tf buys this?!?! These things are terrifying! Especially that big one on the ground."

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not just give a three year old a couple tubes of paint? Much cheaper (they'll work for Cheerios).

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Casey McAlister
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it is real. It doesn't look like a figment of somebody's imagination.

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