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There’s nothing wrong with making a dollar or two by selling things you don’t need. After all, we are all trying to live more sustainably by making conscious choices to consume less and reuse more. But some people have surely taken the logic to the very end of extreme.

Welcome to the Facebook group that brings you the best of the worst of the internet in the comfort of your home. Titled “Sad Sales, Stolen Goods, and Sketchy Services,” it serves as a grim collection for “screen caps and photos of depressing or questionable sales, products, auctions, classified ads, or services.”

Anything from questionable mystery boxes and an object titled “nail art” that will make you cringe at the sight of it, to Edward Cullen’s cutout and a cake from a baby shower that the ad swears has never been touched, ends up on there.

Thanks to the group’s 287.6K members, we now have one hell of a list of very cursed Facebook marketplace ads. It makes you wonder if there's anything people wouldn’t sell for a dollar, and the answer is obvious.

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Ty Stratton-Quirk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least they're honest. And they spelled 'separate' correctly, which is another point in their favor!

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If you've ever had to sell or buy a miscellaneous item in your life, you probably went straight to Facebook Marketplace. The holy grail of (re)sold goods that come straight from the hands of sellers is also known as a host to a range of scams, including fake products, catfishing and even hacking.

If you compare eBay, Amazon, and Facebook Marketplace, the latter is like the Wild West of online selling. Brogan Woodburn from Red Points reports that “One scammer even stole $800,000 from victims through the platform.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be in a bad mood also if someone tried to p**n me off in internet...

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Some of the more popular scams on Facebook marketplace include a MacBook Air made of air. “It’s when the seller then made up excuses as to why they couldn’t meet (remember, Facebook Marketplace is for local dealings, so this is a red flag). The seller offered to ship it with tracking, and the buyer then sent the money.”

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“Can you guess what happened next? Nothing was shipped. The seller went missing, and the buyer never got the item,” Brogan explains.

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Counterfakes is another big problem on the marketplace. “Since creating or even forging a profile is so easy on Facebook, scammers can sell counterfeit goods with almost no restriction.” According to Brogan, “Tiffany alone reported taking down 2000 fake Marketplace ads in 2017. And in the first six months of 2017, Facebook removed more than 200,000 posts that were flagged as counterfeit.”

Sometimes it’s not the scams themselves that enrage the buyers, but rather the items delusional sellers are trying to make money off of. This collection of ads is a good example of the bad side that happens on this widely popular reselling platform.

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Mihai Mara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really don't want to know if the nails are from the same person or from different persons. Either way this is gross.

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At last! I found the one skull thing I do not like.

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JessG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be..."

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EVERLEIGH
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That has got to be one of the most horror of thing I've ever seen regarding art.

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Nadine Bamberger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do I even want to know where all those come from? One option is more unsettling than the other.

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Marcellus the Third
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That seems incredibly cheap though. I don't know anybody that can provide 100grs of human nails for less than $1000; do you?

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Paul Aguilera
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cool and gross and also I can't get past the nails with the blood/fungus stains

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TheAnimalLady
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great 🙄 this nasty thing has gone and triggered my Trypophobia 😖 (Thanks again for the diagnostic help, Julie.)

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Laura Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

begs the question where the heck did they get all those disgusting nails from

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Demongrrrrl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's part of Naglfar, the ship made of the finger- and toenails of those who did not die in battle. At Ragnarak, the Jotunn and dishonorable dead will sail on it into battle against the gods.

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Gita Medne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

never have skipped photo as quickly as with this one! Its just too gross

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LiuLiu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I am going to throw up - I will never be able to unsee this

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Sorican
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can't scroll past this one fast enough... but I wonder if it sold...

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Russian Otaku
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Morons already have s**t made from the exact same material from other animals this ain't any different

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Casey Payne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was the inspiration behind the art? A: What can I make that will send a very clear signal to all my neighbors that when I tell them I do not want to be disturbed for any reason, I mean it. or B: Think, dammit, think. What can I do with this jar of toenails before the others return?

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Tami
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the art women used to create out of hair in Victorian times.

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Confused koala
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have not had vivid dreams in a while and this seems like the thing to make me have them

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Michael Sanders
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who is more disturbed, the person who made it or the person who buys it?

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TheAnimalLady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's bad enough when people vilify a name, using it totally out of context is soooo much worse 🙄

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Mihai Mara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like in those maths problems "If you have 125 Shrek DVDs at home and there is a sale at Wallmart, 10 Shrek DVDs for 15$ and you have 35$, and your mom buys you 24 more shrek DVDs, how many Shrek DVDs do you still need in order to have 200?"

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"Went to a place in small town Texas to pick up a gift for a friend. I spotted these toward the back of the store. Priced at $85.00.

But I need to know...who tf buys this?!?! These things are terrifying! Especially that big one on the ground."

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not just give a three year old a couple tubes of paint? Much cheaper (they'll work for Cheerios).

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Casey McAlister
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it is real. It doesn't look like a figment of somebody's imagination.

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