James Breakwell is the epitome of what the Internet would call "dad goals" - though with 4 daughters to manage, he might not always feel like it. The Indianapolis-based comedy writer and family man has had Twitter enamored since April 2016, when tales of his humorous clan first went viral, and he's showing no signs of stopping - over 750 thousand followers later. Exploding Unicorn, as Breakwell's comedy platform has come to be known, is a collection of hilarious conversations between the brutally frank dad and his eccentric daughters, as well as a select few with his wife. The anecdotes are short, but together they offer a perfect snapshot of the family dynamics we all juggle in our own lives. Breakwell's first book, a hybrid of parenting advice and satire entitled Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, is due in October 2017. Have a look at some of James and his family's latest adventures below, and be sure not to miss our previous post about them.

More info: Exploding Unicorn, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

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Pi...
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3 years ago

I could learn a thing or twenty from this!

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I❤️My cat
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3 years ago

😂😂😂

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I❤️My cat
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3 years ago

Ik right!

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Hans
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3 years ago

The cake is a lie!

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Lara B.
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3 years ago

Hahahaha. That is one clever girl! Go get 'em

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Hans
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3 years ago

Life goals!

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Jeremie Guerra
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3 years ago

And the second :)

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Pepper
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3 years ago

omg

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Nash Nopper
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3 years ago

smart :)

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John L
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3 years ago

Now that's quick thinking on the fly. The kid's going places.

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I❤️My cat
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3 years ago

OMG creepy 😱

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Christine
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3 years ago

A young woman already!!

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Mia Rennie
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3 years ago

this is me

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Notchimine Mette
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3 years ago

I know her pain. I can't be in the same room as a sliced tomato...

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Hans
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3 years ago

Quite philosophical!

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Notchimine Mette
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3 years ago

Cool!! :)

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Lara B.
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3 years ago

Fair point!

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Perspective!

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Pi...
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3 years ago

You tell 'im , li'll girl!

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Notchimine Mette
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3 years ago

LOL!

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Filip Debeuf
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3 years ago

oohhh, tough one!

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Hans
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3 years ago

Or probabaly just a girl to clever for fairytales!

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Sreejith
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3 years ago

ya, may be... ;-)

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Mia Rennie
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3 years ago

ha ha ha BURN!

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Sreejith
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3 years ago

point to be noted.

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Hans
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3 years ago

I cannot help but imagine a snarling toddler.

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

Hell yeah!

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Hans
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3 years ago

You have to start somewhere...

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Pi...
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3 years ago

That....is pretty brilliant!

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Hi_Welcome_to_Chili's
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3 years ago

😂 OMG 😂

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Ok Ha-Neul
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3 years ago

aw

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Pi...
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3 years ago

More like Ouché :-D

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Sreejith
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3 years ago

experiance

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Good manners does a lady make!

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Jeremie Guerra
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3 years ago

So true...

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Andrei Valentino Pijaro
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3 years ago

She's one with the force, and the force is with her

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Rachel LI
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3 years ago

YOU GO GIRL!

NellyWish
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3 years ago

THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST THING

egracec
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3 years ago

Because I'm awesome isn't just a girl answer, that's what my nephew used to settle arguments.

tinklyatom
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3 years ago

Word. 👊

Rachel LI
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3 years ago

👊

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Kookie Clown4ever
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3 years ago

Whooo girl

Benjamin Murray
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3 years ago

Goddang

jo_shortland
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3 years ago

Excellent

The Bee Kwami
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3 years ago

YYEEAAHH!!!! ps my fav colour is pink :)

The Bee Kwami
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3 years ago

this is me

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Koko Sempai
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3 years ago

very good parenting!

Blue wolf
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3 years ago

Ooooooohhhhhh!

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Lara B.
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3 years ago

Wait! Is that a pig in the background?! Please adopt me!!!!

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

best 12 minutes of my life!

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I❤️My cat
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3 years ago

😂😂😂

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Carola Kuper
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3 years ago

And dad picks up the phone to tweet this

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Sreejith
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3 years ago

she took the better charector ;-)

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Ok Ha-Neul
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3 years ago

you will never win an argument as long as you live. science!

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

Ouch.

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Pi...
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3 years ago

MOTUS

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Heather K
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3 years ago

How do I click multiple likes?

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Ok Ha-Neul
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3 years ago

no slytherins in this household

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Pepper
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3 years ago

oooohhhh

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Blue wolf
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3 years ago

So true! :D

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Nancy Arnold
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3 years ago

Wait till she's older you won't be searching for something she might of broken . You'll be wondering what's she after !?

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

his room was cool!

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

so true!

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Pi...
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3 years ago

I like her logic.

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Lara B.
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3 years ago

Literally me every morning before i make it into the shower...

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

grandparents are like that! it's revenge for all you did to them when you was younger

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Chuck Bartowski
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3 years ago

She has the right idea!

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Sreejith
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3 years ago

congratz

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Ildiko Okido
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3 years ago

...and you obviously didn't choke.

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ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago

See you in Valhalla :-)

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Pi...
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3 years ago

That's right too!

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Liz Green
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3 years ago

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Look at those incorrectly used commas... Not every time you use the word "but" warrants a comma before it, English major.

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Steffen Beth
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3 years ago

You would think, you would have learned..... But.....

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Ok Ha-Neul
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3 years ago

don't give up on getting dinosaurs it could happen

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

ME: i doesn't need to say it

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Nelson Sturdivant
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3 years ago

lol

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

wife never understand! LOL

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Pi...
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3 years ago

Fair enough, Ginny.... fair enough....

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Kyra Bhisey
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3 years ago

BURN !!!!