You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.
Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.
Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!
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Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor
"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!
Vegan Coworker
I Figured It Belonged Here
You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?
Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.
Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done
Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.
Do You Even Lift?
About Your Boomer Story
Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.
On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.
What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?
Give Me A Sign
I Mean Yeah But Kettles
They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...
“That’s Cool”
No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...
On A Video Of A Fat Cat
9 Years Mother F**ker
“Yes I’m 27”
Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!
They Just Wanted A Guitarist
Ummm.... Well Done?
Someone Give This Guy A Medal
Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)
In The Comments Of A Comic
Where did this person get the idea that eating fries once makes your muscles disappear?
I mean, its certainly unhealthy for you if you choke to death eating them....
I worked for this crazy Italian guy, who was kind of a health nut. He was great. I came in one morning and had an obvious burn on my thumb. He asked what happened & I told him that I accidently hit the oven door when I was pulling baked potatoes out. He says to me "You see Meechel (his pronunciation of my name) this is why you should no eat potatoes." HUH?
If how many chins they put on that smiley is representative, I would say that their muscles are highly suspect.
I'd love to know what this nitwit's response would be to someone choking on broccoli or kale.
Ugh I HATE people like that who act like having a burger or fries is an immediate one way ticket to obesity town. Are fries healthy? No. Are they going to make you lose all your muscles and make you super fat? Also no, unless literally that’s all you eat and you never exercise.
I just had a body scan and the doctor called me clear of any new obstructions so I can get my eggs fried in bacon fat again. I dab up the excess fat with a paper towel. I do have a tube shaped like an upside-down Y running from my heart down to the top of both legs because my iliac arteries in my belly were blocked but that was from smoking.
Green blob said as he crammed a fist full of McDonald's fried down his throat.
"I know it is off-topic, but you need to know that I am fitter than you."
my mate has 40 inch biceps. to get even bigger, he has started a McDonalds and KFC diet. He said Pizza Hut got him to 40, the other 2 will get him to 45
Nobody's asking but I've been trying to educate myself on proper workouts and muscle building, and carbs are necessary for maintaining muscle mass as they "spare" the muscle when energy/fuel is needed during muscle building exercises. So whatever this guy said is bulls...
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No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy
I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆
Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group
My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One
Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!
Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You
He Was Born In August
Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
Someone Please Go Get Him
Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?
On A Post About Dogs
Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview
“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted
Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote
I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements
My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma
Ok, Genie
I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say
What A Catch
Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page
“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.
We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video
Take Notes
I Just Wanted To Play 8 Ball
And again, another woman who knows she has to walk on egg shells trying to deal with the possibility a man is interested in her, to keep herself safe. If that game invite came out of the blue I think she's being perfectly reasonable.
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Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies...I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies...I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies...I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies...I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."