You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.
Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.
Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!
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Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor
"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!
Vegan Coworker
I Figured It Belonged Here
You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?
Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.
Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done
Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.
Do You Even Lift?
About Your Boomer Story
Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.
On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.
What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?
Give Me A Sign
I Mean Yeah But Kettles
They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...
“That’s Cool”
No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...
On A Video Of A Fat Cat
9 Years Mother F**ker
“Yes I’m 27”
Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!
They Just Wanted A Guitarist
Ummm.... Well Done?
I don't see why people disrespect "manual labor" so much. Most of those jobs contribute more directly to society, and it's better and healthier not to sit at a desk all day.
Just think about who was "essential" and working during the pandemic. OK, so I was in that group working in a call center, but we were contracted to a major bank so considered financial.
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Too bad money can't buy him a better personality.
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So let’s all be mechanical engineers so when the job market is flooded this not-very-smart person is out of a job. Why do people fail to realise that ALL the jobs need doing by someone.
The expansion joints and the motors don't build themselves! Good luck to that mechanical engineer being hands off with a flooding toilet.
Load More Replies... What a d**k. Note, they're talking about good, union jobs that folks are staying in until retirement. Let's see how this mechanical engineer does 10 or 20 years from now as new mechanical engineers are coming out of school with more relevant training. The union folks will likely still have jobs.
Also, important - doing the job you want to do, college degree required or not.
This too. Some people are not attracted to fields that make a lot of money, and some people don't care about what they do for work at all and just want to make enough to live without worry. A healthy society has room for everyone.
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A mechanical engineer that does no manual labor? If he cannot build it he cannot fix it. If he cannot fix it what use is he? nMy gizmo does not work. Here let me draw you a schematic.
It must be nice to have money to go to school to become a (insert hi dig. job here) to make money and still feel the need to gloat.
I wonder how many of those materials one uses in mechanical engineering would be delivered possibly by UPS?
Sure, just wedge your little back handed show of empathy into this conversation. Too bad he didn't mention the number of grads who end up performing manual labor because the job market sucks for them.
Mr. Mechanical Engineer now wonders why none of online orders appear on his front porch.
OK UPS guys. Find out where he lives and NEVER DELIVER HIS PARCELS! Then maybe he will appreciate how important you guys are.
'Almost' six figures its either you do make six figures or you don't.
hope mr mechanical engineer wasn't expecting any packages
Not everyone is privileged enough to have a proper education, furthermore, the only reason education is important is because of the way jobs and stuff work, they don't really teach you anything valuable, I've learned a lot more from the Internet than I ever learned from school. Also, the fact that the person does understand that not everyone is as lucky as them really shows just how educated they are.
Oooh, dude, "almost six figures" wow. My husband was a UPS driver, he didn't pull "almost six figures" he pulled "actual six figures" and retired at 55. But hey, enjoy your student debt.
Thank goodness a mechanical engineer will never need anything delivered. I'm pretty sure this guy will never get a package in its original state, nor should he
If you have a degree in mechanical engineering and you don't have to do any manual labor then your job must be quite boring. I know aerospace engineers, mechanical engineers and a few civil engineers. They all enjoy the manual part of the job.
"It's union" so unlike other jobs where they just randomly fire someone if you bid on the job and they like your bid??
Yeah, I work with guys like you. 350 pounds and dripping sweat just to walk to the bathroom. You'll be dead by 40
'ALMOST' 6 figures! I wonder if he states the same when it comes to his manly hood. (wink, wink,)!
Yes, education is important. Ittruly works only if it keeps people from turning to a-holes!
I hope your UPS driver sends your next delivery through your front window.
Whilst I'm sure this will be unpopular because not too many people earn 6 figures, you can see where he's going with this, his logic is undeniable. Basically if they were better educated and worked harder early in life they wouldn't have the same type of complaints. He does look like a f*****t by including the word "almost" though. Either go the whole hog or don't boast. His almost is probably only $70k or something like that.
Then who will drive the trucks? And will the engineers still get paid so well once there are so many of them?
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Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)
In The Comments Of A Comic
Tell Me More
No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy
I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆
Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group
My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One
Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!
Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You
He Was Born In August
Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
Someone Please Go Get Him
Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?
On A Post About Dogs
Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview
“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted
Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote
I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements
My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma
Ok, Genie
I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say
Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page
“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.
We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video
I Just Wanted To Play 8 Ball
And again, another woman who knows she has to walk on egg shells trying to deal with the possibility a man is interested in her, to keep herself safe. If that game invite came out of the blue I think she's being perfectly reasonable.
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Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
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I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
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I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies... I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies... I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
