We’re A Married Couple Who Illustrate Our Everyday Problems With A Surreal Twist

the burn is real

The cat.... is majestic

Finally an explanation. I knew it! XD

AAnd you still love that cat

I love the cat

THIS IS TOO CUTE

I love the melted fork.

What, it's an adorable scaleyfloof

You don't realize how uncomfortable it actually is until 5 hours later when you get up and your knees crack.

Love the man boobs 😝

spiderman v catwoman

I was half expecting Dobby :D

OMG this is my cat Mixa! <3 Looks just like her. Adorable!

You are ridiculous and I love it!

Seriously tho. Why are the female versions of armour so much more sexualised in games?

Are those flying fish?

Cat wins again :D Damn furball is awesome :D

Ooh I like this :D

chins are overrated and must be hidden.

nope, it's all smoke and mirrors.

I love this!

The flippers on the spider !!! Love it !!!

Yeeeep, and ALWAYS on weekend... just why??

She should be in a relationship with Luke Warm.

And for short people, you can live under the umbrella canopy.

he has no name, he's anonymoose

my kinda joke...

i once got up early, had a very productive morning doing all my housework and laundry - was feeling very pleased with myself -- then i woke up!

The cat tho

I have done this during winter in central Alberta, Canada. Forgot to check the temperature on the 'Weather Network' online, look outside it's clear, the sun is shiny and yesterday it was 2*C above. So, I dress in one layer of clothes, go out the door and OMG is it COLD. So, back into the house & this time check the temperature online, it's 10* below zero, now and going down further during the day, later tonight a snow storm is to start. So, into the bedroom put on long underwear, change to warmer pants & top and also bring a heavier sweater, lined mitts & scarf to wear home after work. It's not too bad when you can drive your own vehicle to work because you can keep some warmer clothes in it. But, when you ride the bus it's harder to know what to wear & take with you to wear on the way home. I know exactly how she feels!

maybe he was asking the dog?

As a cosplayer those long lines are so real. (Luckily my friends tend to arrive early and when they see me they drag me to their spot in the line.) Also being in long lines in costume is not fun; your make up melts and by the time you get in you look so tired and your clothes aren't as comfortable.

Nightmare material

power washers are fun....a little too fun.

D.I.Y turtle neck

head and shoulders should make a body wash called knees and elbows. the marketing sorts itself.

Ehwwww.. you made me Google that.

How can the guy stay so calm

can't decide if he looks like he's being born again or turning into a hemorrhoid...

lol "It's gluten free. Also yes, your own boobs can be deadly.

Why do men have to carry all the bags of groceries into the house at one time? Doesn't matter if it's 3 bags or 7, he must take them all at once. Why?

*megalovania intensifies*