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Ah, undeserved entitlement. It’s that thing that makes your first impression of a person go sour in a matter of moments because of how obnoxious, arrogant, and in-your-face high-and-mighty they’re acting. Greedy, needy, and unabashed, the entitled can be found everywhere—you just need to keep an eye out for those who believe they’re at the center of the known universe.

There’s an online community that’s entirely dedicated to shaming entitled people, and it’s a heck of a ride. We’ve compiled some of the subreddit’s best posts to show you the insane levels of entitlement some folks can reach, and it’s making our eyebrows rise high enough to merge with our hairlines.

Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and be sure to let us know in the comments what the most entitled people that you’ve ever seen have done. Got any tips on how to deal with the ultra-entitled? Let us know as well.

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Old Soup Burns Still Have The Power To Sting A Karen!

Old Soup Burns Still Have The Power To Sting A Karen!

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With over 284k members, the subreddit is doing very well for a community that is just over a couple of years old. The subreddit’s moderators want to show the internet what others’ experiences with people who “always get their own way and are better than everyone” have been like.

However, just because a person’s entitled, it doesn’t mean that they deserve getting hate online. For this reason, the subreddit forbids including any information that could make it possible to identify the people connected to any posts. From names and phone numbers to addresses and locations, it’s best to keep those things private. People change, after all, and you never know if somebody who was narcissistic yesterday might have turned into a Good Samaritan today.

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Entitled Woman Knows The Owner

Entitled Woman Knows The Owner

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According to ‘Better Help,’ a sense of entitlement is considered to be a personality trait where a person believes that they deserve privileges or recognition that they didn’t earn. One way that a person can become entitled is growing up in a household where they don’t learn how to earn rewards which makes them expect them for nothing when they grow up.

In short, entitled people make life all about them: everything has to benefit them, everything is about them, and they believe they’re superior to everyone else. That means that the entitled rarely compromise with others, they lack empathy, and they get frustrated when the world doesn’t rush to fulfill their every whim.

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Bye , Don't Let The Door Smack You On The Butt On The Way Out

Bye , Don't Let The Door Smack You On The Butt On The Way Out

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The Company’s Clapback Was Savage Lmao

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Why Are You Mourning Your Stillborn Daughter? You Didn’t Know Her. Get Over It So There Are No Distractions At My Wedding

Why Are You Mourning Your Stillborn Daughter? You Didn’t Know Her. Get Over It So There Are No Distractions At My Wedding

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While it’s obvious that entitled folks have a strong desire to be at the center of attention, some of them do this through self-pity and playing the victim. Though they might seem extremely confident on the surface, some of them have a lot of insecurities that they’re working through.

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In fact, research shows that entitled people can end up hurting not just those around them, but also themselves because they have unrealistic expectations which can’t be met sometimes.

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Eb Reported Me For Service Quality After I Kicked Her Out Of My Uber. I Planned On Reporting Her Anyway

Eb Reported Me For Service Quality After I Kicked Her Out Of My Uber. I Planned On Reporting Her Anyway

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Bardhi's Dad
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would do the same, even though my wife or anyone else in my family is not black

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Give Your Seat To My Son!

Give Your Seat To My Son!

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you said this on her face in front of the kid. Asking kindly make things so much easier.

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Excuse Me What The Heck

Excuse Me What The Heck

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Entitled Woman Wants To Book An Appointment To Get Her Lashes Done

Entitled Woman Wants To Book An Appointment To Get Her Lashes Done

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wandile dludlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dumb can you be? you could have just booked the appointment then not chat when you were at the appointment. no one will continue talking if you don't answer

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Stealing A Ball From A Little Girl

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Dave P
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the team later gave the little girl a new ball and some autographed merch and banned the older woman from games in the future.

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I Hate The Sound Of Children's Laughter

I Hate The Sound Of Children's Laughter

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Seriously It's Not That Hard

Seriously It's Not That Hard

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The Joys Of The In-Home Service Industry

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How Entitled Do You Have To Be?

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wandile dludlu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just ignore her until she starts behaving like a normal fucken human being

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K.
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bell should be around her neck while we train her.

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Michelle C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Put up a sign stating that each ring will incur a $5 surcharge on her bill

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Julie C Rose
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone got the wrong message from Meredith in The Parent Trap. As to what I’d do, I’d moo every time she rang it (there’s a scene in Rugrats where Angelica hypnotises Chuckie so that every time she says “banana” he has to pretend to be a duck and every time she rings a bell, he has to pretend to be a cow.)

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Cassie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were the manager, I would ask her to stop disturbing other customers with her bell or she would be asked to leave.

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Louloubelle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. This seems the best way to handle this. Just stop the problem before it starts. Tell her to put it away.

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D.j. Vinylmaniac
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This definitely deserves a downvote, but since the cause is to expose this stupidity I for sure give thumbs up!

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Patrick O'Harris
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ignore her until she develops some manners. She thinks she owns a butler or something?

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Krazy Kat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to own a restaurant and every table had a silver bell on it so people could ring for service.

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BeenElle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did that work out? As either a patron or worker I could see that getting very annoying very quickly.

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Viviane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure of that - there are two people in the picture - not sure that both would be unable to speak. Plus, there are workarounds, such as pointing on the menu, miming, writing, etc. Raising one's hand is a more polite way to request the staff's attention than ringing a bell. I've seen a manager tell off a customer for snapping his fingers, which is considered demeaning to wait staff.

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Bored Little Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would clean off the table and the bell to the say sorry about that didn't realize we left this out here.

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Jen Moya
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ignore her-believe me, she'll make a complete ass out of herself soon...then watch the show!

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Jarod Giaquinto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have personal experience with this kind of person. Think their time is more important than others because they were spoiled as a kid.

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Giselle Soler Turner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I was the waiter I would ignore her a** if I was a customer I would take that bell and shove it up her a**

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Kika González
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Serve her until she rings the bell, then tell the manager and have her kicked out

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Rob Seymour
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd "spill" a drink or plate of food on it and scoop it up in the mess and toss it.

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Stannous Flouride
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Mo, ma'am. An angel does not get its wings every time you ring that damned bell."

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Meredith Lovegrove
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she were my "friend" I would leave & never answer her calls/texts again.

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Lexi Mitchell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By taking her photo without her permission and plastering it all over the Internet?

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Kurtz Frausun
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a manager, I'd walk over and politely tell her our excellent staff will take care of you and the bell isn't necessary. It's also bothering other patrons, so please don't ring it. If she does it one more time, you kick her out and ban her for life.

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James Mills
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"If you keep ringing that bell, I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Abigail Seaholtz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would wait till she went to the restroom sat in her spot and rang the bell for her to come out

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Asphalt Bubblegum
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd see if bouncing that bell off the top of her empty skull creates a corrisponding thunked coconut noise.

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Sarah Grape
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe if she had a speech impediment or throat surgury so she couldn't call out?

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Pumpkin Spice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*starts aggressively ringing bell to get the woman's attention*

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Yanni Paximadakis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she trying to get spit in her food? I would never go out to eat with someone like that

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Yanni Paximadakis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she trying to get spit in her food?? I would never go out to eat with someone like that

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Foxy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Arr, I've met sharks that were less rude than her, and one took me hand!

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Blondhorsecrazy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd toss her out. Servers have enough to deal with. This woman is no special than any other customer. Either that...or I'd shove the bell where the sun don't shine. 😂

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S A GOULD
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd ring it loudly in return. Every time I came to her table.

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Kim Lorton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she left the bell on the edge of the table, I’d stage a distraction and take that bell and hide it in the toilet!

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Kerri Russ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She would be asked to put it away. If she doesn't and intends to treat staff like indentured servants, she would escorted out.

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David Redman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Server should have handed a note that "I don't respond to bell ringers".

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sam thecat
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find this amusing. Some restaurants in Japan have buzzers so you can get the waiters/waitresses attention . However in this case she is just a moron.

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Nancy Lynch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Manager: Ma'am. You need to stop hitting your bell. It's driving all the wait staff away from this section.

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Frank Hayes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my ex had a boss with a unique sense of humor. One day he was blowing into a very small harmonica, entertaining himself. She walks into his office and sees it, now on his desk and asks about it. He tells her it's for when he needs her in his office he will blow in it. (I have met him, I LIKE his humor) She drives off in her 1939 Snit while he chuckles.

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Wisty Cruz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone who was a server for years I developed a kill them with kindness attitude. If they really pissed me off I would be so saccharin sweet to them that they had to know I was mocking them but had nothing to complain about to a manager. In this case I would have, with exaggerated respect, told this entitled bitch that if I heard her ring that bell she would never see me at her table and could get what she wanted herself, possibly with the bell up her a**e for safe keeping, as she wouldn’t want to lose it the next time she needs to make herself feel special. This would have been said with a very polite sweet smile and soft nonaggressive tone of voice.

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M Kate McCulloch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell the manager to confiscate the bell - like a teacher would - until class is over.

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BananaJo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would take the bell and throw at as far away as you can.

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the redqueen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Completely ignored it-but do the normal check backs and made sure they got exemplary service. Above and beyond. Just not when they rang the bell. If I was on the way to the table, and they just happened to ring the bell-I would keep on walking, and come back in a minute or two, without the bell ring. If they said anything about the bell, I would have said, very nicely, " How original! But it's not going to work, because* expo uses a bell for our food, and it will throw off the entire waitstaff* We have had other tables complain before -it's distracting them-it's rude-they didn't come out to eat to hear another table ring a bell- We did this once, and then guest saw it, and they all started bringing their own bells, and it caused a lot of problems, so the store manager said no more, no exceptions. Sorry.) * ps-All of that was a lie, lol*

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Julia Sanchez
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked in a restaurant for 7 years. I have a plenty stories from that time. One of my favorite is this: We had a busy full terrace with a lot of sundae orders. My coworker was serving a very rude table. They were 4 people. When my coworker brought them their order she had 3 of their sundae on a tray, because only 3 fits. The woman screamed to her that she had the 4. forgotten. In a very disrespectful way. My coworker looked her straight in the eyes and said that she didn't forget the 4. one but she only had two arms to wait tables. The lady was not amused. It was a horrible day. The best part were the people who snap with their fingers to arrest attention. Thats ultimate rude to a waitress. Gladly no one uses a bell.

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Wisty Cruz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a person who was a server for years, I have countless stories of this behavior. A customer snapped their fingers at me once. It did not go well. I have the Spock one eyebrow raised look of condensation down to a science. Silence can be golden

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JayWantsACat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd ignore her than get the manager to ask them to leave for disturbing the other patrons with their bell ringing. The saying about how you can tell a person's true character by how they treat service industry employees still holds true.

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C.S. E.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are another customer, report it to the manager and say you find it offensive and distracting to your meal. That lady looks like the type to dig in her heels and it gives the management more behind their argument. Other diners are complaining and their money, collectively, is more important than yours. I know, in Japan, they have a very efficient bell system at many restaurants, but this isn't Japan and they'd be annoyed af at you for bringing your own bell, anyway.

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Artoonist Corine
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The manager should ask her to refrain from using the bell because it is distracting the other patrons. (but good LORD who does this woman think she IS?)

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Liz-ard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I can see how the other guest reacting when she’s been ignored so long that she bangs the damn bell like a fury, all red faced and chewing froth! LAMAO!

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I I
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah they'd be a bell shaped whole in that there window

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cybermerlin2000
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time she uses the bell I would blast her in the face with an air horn

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Jenifer Riggs
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Walk by and "accidently" knock it down, then stomp on it by "accident". Or wait until she's causing so much disturbance by ringing the thing that you can legally ask her to leave.

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Karen Grace
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell her that unless her name is Pavlov she needs to put that bell away.

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Ileana Sky Aviles
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like a petulant child, Confiscate the bell, violate personal space and stand beside them the entire duration of the meal and ring it to oblivion every second they have conversations.

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Mark Buxbaum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As the manager, I would respond to the first bell ring by removing the bell and putting it in my pocket, returning it when they paid and left the restaurant.

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Debby Fendel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would ring her bell every time I went near her table and I would just "have to "pass her table every where I had to go! See how she likes it.

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Jay Dresser
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If there isn't normally a bell to get their attention, why would you think they would respond?

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Kathryn Kent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would refuse to serve her. If I owned the place I would tell her to leave.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having been a server, I would remove the bell and give it back to them at the end.

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Lxm
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or hit it non stop when at the table to demand their attention.

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phil blanque
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello maam. I see you brought some toys. Would you like a coloring placemat and crayons too?

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Maddie Star ⭐
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't be quick to judge, Might be a drink g game, might be all the tables have bells, might be an antique she just bought, or a joke gift from a friend... might not even be a bell.

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BananaAnna
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granny taught: "Stay away from ignorant folk, 'cause it might catching".

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fenderfan85
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A middle aged women acting like a rude f*****g c**t. Is anyone surprised???

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DKS 001
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

send the manager over to act like a waiter until they got tired of her s**t and kicked her out

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Orionpax75
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dig in my ass and wipe it over order....just a thought :)

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Belandriel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would throw her out and tell her to never come back unless she wants a really good beating.

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Belle Miles
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a bitch switch and don't mind picking it up and throwing it far outside

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Belle Miles
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a bitch switch and that would activate it. I would snatch it and throw it far... I have done such things.

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Rachael Kennedy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

would have grabbed it and took it away .. or shoved it up somewhere she aint getting it out for awhile or without A & E

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Joshua Brenneman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pick it up and toss far away. Tell her to grow up, get fired, and find a different job, since waiting at restaurants is not exactly a difficult job to get

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Oh dear, someone who is not a "boomer" behaving in a rude and entitled manner... what a shock to my elderly constitution...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so sick of "influencers" and such trying to get free crap. We have def gone wrong as a society to make people believe that this type of behavior is appropriate. I hope the restaurant owner replied back that they were glad she enjoyed the food and that she didn't need her influencers. Why do people not get that business run on money- the income they make from whatever they sale or produce? Ridiculous. Perhaps I should get off bored panda at 4 am because I have no filter to not comment on such crap.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Twitter is gonna be suspended in your country if only people like you are left in your country.

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The Universe Really Out Here Delivering Karmic Justice Huh...

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How Dare You Not Get A C-Section So I Can Get Work Off To Go On Vacation

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, duh. Just cross your legs til they get back from vacation, obviously! (/sarcasm, because you can't always tell who'll not get it)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I pulled up and parked in a handicap accessible spot in front of the hospital (I had a legal permit) and got out the car. This man pulled his car behind mine and started calling me some of the most vile names I have ever heard in my entire life. I just looked at him, walked around the car, got Mom's walker out of the backseat and then opened her door to help her out. The guy's face went ashen and he sped away. Imagine his surprise when he got on the elevator with us.

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A.M. Pierre
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is deliberately ignoring someone's cries for help a criminal offense? Because it should be.

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Because Some People Can’t Have A Single Day That Is Not About Them

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Wendy Baecke
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. Too bad all the important people won't be at her event since they will be getting ready for yours. What a jerk. Good luck man. Move out of state for reals.

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Nobody Wants To Pay A Bare Minimum Of 250 Dollars In Gifts To Go To A Wedding

Nobody Wants To Pay A Bare Minimum Of 250 Dollars In Gifts To Go To A Wedding

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#31

Entitled Woman Sues 12 Year Old Cyclist Because Her Car Got Scratched When She Hit Him

Entitled Woman Sues 12 Year Old Cyclist Because Her Car Got Scratched When She Hit Him

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#32

No You Can't Come Grieve Your Sister...

No You Can't Come Grieve Your Sister...

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Wendy Baecke
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope she went to the funeral anyway. What absolute disregard for anyone else. Smh

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#33

Dis

Dis

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K.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I was her, I’d wear a mask for the rest of my life or until people forget what human trash looks like.

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#35

Gotta Love My Town

Gotta Love My Town

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Wendy Baecke
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was she drunk? I almost hope she was because how can a person be so completely oblivious?

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#36

Quite The Way To Put It

Quite The Way To Put It

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Yugan Talovich
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Around 550 ce, Yüwen Tai (in northern China) had lost an extremely important battle to the Ch'i and was on the run. He was captured. Yüwen told his captor, "If you capture me, you'll be out of work. Why don't you go take the gold in my tent?" Yüwen was released, and his grandson eventually destroyed the Ch'i.

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#38

Hey, You Don't Have Kids, Give Me 80% Of Your Income

Hey, You Don't Have Kids, Give Me 80% Of Your Income

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Joshua Brenneman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok then 80% of my income will leave me with barely enough for an electric bill in a min existant home, with no food

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#39

If They Only Allowed Lighters...

If They Only Allowed Lighters...

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Dietmar Pichler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...or just remind him to take his hair elswhere? People refuse or just dont wanna talk lately...

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#40

Give Me Your Banana

Give Me Your Banana

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