If you want to learn a language, you have to be OK with failing. You're gonna mess up sentence structures, mix up genders, and even forget the simplest words. It's bound to happen. But if your ego doesn't crumble in the process, you'll realize that it's the only way to master a foreign tongue. And that people don't give a damn about your mistakes; they respect the effort.

Sam Collins is a 26-year-old gay man and the CTO of a medical software company, who also streams on Twitch every week. He grew up in an English-speaking part of Canada, but later moved to the French-speaking area. And that's precisely where he met Vince, his boyfriend.

Vince isn't a native English speaker. But he's killing it. I mean, he finds a way out of a sentence even when he doesn't know the right words. This one time, for example, he forgot the word 'lid' so he held up a pot and asked Sam, "Where is his hat?"

The genius one-liner caught Sam completely off guard. He liked it so much, he even tweeted it. But the man wasn't the only one who loved it. Nearly 800,000 people have liked the example of Vince's linguistic freestyle, and many have responded to it with other brilliant English word 'replacements' as well. Continue scrolling and check them out.

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SoozeeQ
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2 months ago

Well, that describes it! And you do NOT want to be in the vicinity when the black and white fart squirrel lets one off.

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Judging by the way Sam described his boyfriend, no wonder Vince had come up with something so simple yet so brilliant on the spot. "He's an absolute sweetheart," Sam told Bored Panda. "Our friends consistently call him an 'angel' because he's so thoughtful and kind. He can be a bit nervous in big social situations, but once you get him talking, he's happy to geek out and have fun! He tries hard not to depend on his French, so he makes a lot of word substitutions (like calling a pot lid a hat) when he's talking. I think it's cute as heck."

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Charlotte Anderson [STUDENT]
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2 months ago

Hahahhaahahahah

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Sam acknowledges that couples who have some sort of a language barrier between them face additional challenges. But that's nothing they can't solve if both partners are committed to one another. "Healthy relationships are built on good communication, so being in a bilingual relationship sometimes means working twice as hard to communicate clearly," the man said.

"We often find each other totally missing important things that the other person said, which can definitely be frustrating, but we make sure to be understanding and kind to each other when it does happen. On the plus side, we've both drastically improved our second language skills!"

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Tiffany Marie
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2 months ago

Not a baby cow? Just puppy cow. Lol

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The attention Sam's tweet has received was not something he expected. So many people have been relating to it. Sam himself thinks the Internet's reaction is really cute. "Amazingly, everyone has been so positive about it! Almost zero negativity. Lots of people sharing similar stories and talking about what it's like to live in a bilingual relationship. It's amazing! I'm happy to share in that joy with so many people."

Interestingly, Joshua Wolf Shenk, author of Powers of Two, wrote that long-term couples "start to match each other in the basic rhythms and syntactical structures of their speech." This happens because of something psychologists call emotional contagion, which causes us to mimic everything from our partner’s accent to their laugh, bringing us even closer together. But it doesn't happen overnight.

"Be patient with your bilingual partner, and give them ample time to speak their mind," Sam added. "Celebrate the little mistakes and unique sayings that come from each other, and laugh about them together."

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chi-wei shen
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2 months ago

Calling little children gremlins is epic.

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SoozeeQ
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2 months ago (edited)

Ingenious Legend!

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Charlotte Anderson [STUDENT]
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2 months ago

Again.......MAKES SENCE

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Joran Quinten
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2 months ago

Now do it in sir David Attenboroughs voice

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Sebastian Praus
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2 months ago

In both Dutch and German slugs are called “naked snails”

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chi-wei shen
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2 months ago

If you know Hemingway that's quite easy to understand.

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SoozeeQ
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2 months ago

I love this one!

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Khara Bowlin
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2 months ago

I'm dying

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chi-wei shen
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2 months ago

Of course he knew - it's a pretty good description.

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Daria B
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2 months ago

A bread buffet ♡

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Tiffany Marie
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2 months ago

It happens. I've been there. Brain farts.

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Tài Trần
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2 months ago

This ... can causes some reallyyyy funny misunderstanding.

Nymphadora Tonks
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2 months ago

And reallyyyy embarrassing situations.....

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CatWoman312
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2 months ago

Well we all learned a Finnish word today 😂

chi-wei shen
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2 months ago

Who would have thought he meant sex doll?

Kaisa Koo
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2 months ago (edited)

There's many words for bag in finnish. Pussi is usually plastic bag or soft textile bag.

Charlotte Stewart
Community Member
2 months ago

See, this is why it's important to learn all the filthy words in any foreign language you're trying to speak. So you don't have these types of misunderstandings

Doggo Georgia
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2 months ago (edited)

Yes. That is extremely true.

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Meyer Weinstock
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2 months ago

Slutsalg is Danish for clearance sale...

Pusfarm
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2 months ago

Of sluts? :)

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Hilary Mol
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2 months ago

When my Lithuanian friend came to visit for the summer, Koosh balls were a popular toy. When I pointed one out in the store, her face turned crimson and she covered her mouth with her hand so her embarrassed laughter wasn't so loud. She asked if I was serious. Since the only Lithuanian I knew was "good morning" and "good night", she had to explain that "koosh" (I'm sure it's spelled differently in Lithuanian) was slang for "vagina".

Jarno Flinkers
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2 months ago

If it happened to me I would send him a link to an online shop in fleshlights. Just to mess with his head.

Bleeding Rose
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2 months ago

If you don't understand it... you're too young

Ivy Zhang
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2 months ago

is he a guy? cuz that could make it even funnier

Kady Maree Mcgrath
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2 months ago

Question is Coles only in Australia or not?

Danieletc
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2 months ago

The US translation is "Fleshlight".

Pusfarm
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2 months ago

If the Brits call a flashlight a torch, what do they call a Fleshlight? Not really sure I want to know the answer.

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Steve Cruz
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2 months ago

"Fanny" in much of Europe is the English word for "vagina." In the 80s, American tourists couldn't understand why everone snickered when they referred to their "fanny pack."

Nomadus Aureus
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2 months ago

In my language this word means "kiss on the cheek" and we often use it instead of "good bye"...

ArhomR
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2 months ago

Oh, this raised the dirty mind factor waaay up there! Hahaha!

Doggo Georgia
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2 months ago

Waaaaaaay up there hahahahaha

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Mark Kelly
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2 months ago

I'd refer him to a sex shop.

Shirley Heyn
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2 months ago

. . . did they ever correctly figure it out?

Anita Hummelshøj
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2 months ago

suddenly the Swedish word Taske makes logic for a Dane :D

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Charlotte Anderson [STUDENT]
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2 months ago

That’s what it should be called

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Olive
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2 months ago

Okay, I love this one.

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Mainecoonsandhuskies
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2 months ago

i forgot the past tense of sneeze and i said I SAID I SNOZED

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chi-wei shen
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2 months ago

We all are looking for sunshine for our homes.

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Laura Jones
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2 months ago

we are English and we have always called milk cow juice. mind we do have funny names for lots of things

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ImaDerp
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2 months ago

Excellent description

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Rose the Cook
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2 months ago

This reminds me of a student who didn't know the word "cow". On seeing the picture of one he declared, That's a beef".

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kasa alex
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2 months ago

Awwwwww that's much better

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Charlotte Anderson [STUDENT]
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2 months ago

Cute😂

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chi-wei shen
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2 months ago

I guess that woman wasn't pleased by this blatant approach.

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SoozeeQ
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2 months ago

Or a breed of novel.

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SoozeeQ
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2 months ago

That works for me.

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SoozeeQ
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2 months ago

Yep. That'll do.

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

I would fake an accent and pretend I didn't know English! :D

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Francesca Annoni
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2 months ago

Or "pastel black"..

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