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From time to time problems arise in any workplace. Sometimes, it’s the colleague on your left, other times it’s the manager getting into trouble, and on some occasions, you’re the one to take the blame. And while we do really mess up and have to take responsibility for our actions here and there (no one was born a perfect employee!), some superiors do seem to really enjoy putting us down, for whatever crazy reasons.

Recently, labor activist Katie Harrington initiated a Twitter thread asking people “what’s the weirdest thing you ever got in trouble at work for?” She also shared how she was “accused of being disrespectful because the six people I CCd on an email weren’t listed in order of seniority.”

Read on for some of the most facepalm-worthy responses down below! They will make you wonder what on earth is going on in employers’ heads, and how we all deserve a medal for putting up with it and showing up with a smile 5 days a week.

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

R@pe. The censored word is r@pe. I get blurring out cuss words, BP, but this is taking it too far!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A girl I worked with got me pulled up to HR because I liked to say indubitably. She said I used big words, which made her feel dumb. When asked for an example, she tried to say indubitably, but couldn't.

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While making mistakes is only human and your workplace is not an exception, depending on what kind of mistake it is, your employment status can be jeopardized by a single slip. Moreover, if you're a new employee, the company isn't convinced yet that you're indispensable. In that case, building your name all the way from that first good impression to the top is another job to do, but there are some simple things that you can do that may indeed get you into trouble.

If you tend to pat yourself and not others on the back at work, you’re communicating that you don’t care about the success or contributions of others on the team. Of course, self-gratitude and self-motivation are important, but you should also express your appreciation to your boss and fellow employees to show that you care for them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this at a McJob? I would love to know ex-boss's justification for denying the leave otherwise.

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Wearing your heart on your sleeve, aka too much honesty, should be better left at home. If you’re often vocally stressed or you openly display negative emotions, they will hurt your reputation and will probably have an impact on your team. No employer would be willing to put up with an overly negative attitude.

Those who avoid expressing their views and opinions at all costs may also get into trouble. While it may feel peaceful to you, your manager may get the impression that you’re coasting. If you’re really afraid of getting pushed back, remember that the reason why you were selected for your workplace in this extremely competitive market is because you were promising of your great work contributions, more than other competitors for the position. It’s only fair that they also want to see you in action and not just backing into your safety zone.

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It has been brought to our attention you are absent from work only during work hours... very very sus.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She should have reported the creeps to the police for child prostitution. After she phoned her father to tell him that her boss was a pimp. First to get at that place gets to call the shots.

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Rench
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a boss that didn't want to give me the night off on the day that my first child was born. He didn't fire me but he grumbled a lot.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"So where are you located?" "I'm sorry, I can't reveal that information to customers because that's classified information that they could use to rob us."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My CO from the Navy would have died laughing, the chief of the boat however would have killed me

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing more satisfying than to be able to humiliate your boss in public. "Yes, I found the solution my bossed claimed, by not looking at the symptoms, but by looking for the cause."

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even better if it confuses clients, they might take you seriously.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then he sternly added "At this family planning clinic, we use 'shark week'."

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Sheila Stamey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Super secret password: tampon string. No guy like that would ever guess it and if they do, they are afraid to type that exact sequence of letters lest their man bits become confused like a kitten and ask to play with the dangly.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last job had amazing male coworkers...we collectively called periods "shark week" and nobody had a single problem when "shark week" came up in conversation. Sorry you had to deal with a bunch of babies.

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meh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and so is pee-pee and poo-poo and while we are at it bring a feeding bottle for him.

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Indy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yeah, t's the equivalent of shouting bomb on an airplane. What a douche

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Irish Lad
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Early in my management career I thought I was being worldly & wise when an employee told me she didn't come in the day before because of her cramps from her period. I replied, "My sister has periods and she still goes to work. I think you can too." Didn't know the wide variety of cramp experiences out there.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

because women aren't allowed to have reproductive systems or bodily functions /s

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Tigre_86
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pfft! Men suck most times! (Not all) (more so in the workplace) not trying to offend any dudes here at BP

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BluEyedSeoulite
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh. Reminds me if my short stint as a game tester. The insanely large, swaying boobs of the characters were really distracting. Evidently that was inappropriate to mention...

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Damon Tripodi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are a lot of stupid rules about stuff like that cuz people get offended

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Tim R
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm assuming this "man" had a micro penis...so he's a little sensitive about such things.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hope you learned :D to be hones at my first job i learned very fast that working efficiently for higher ups means 'more time to do other people's job'

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only severed heads can be weighed accurately. There's not just loss of fluids, but also some of the weight gets carried by the shoulders etc so measurement is incorrect. Or so I'm told.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love when people are baffled by others do math in their head. Had a teacher just stare at me once when I gave him an answer to fraction subtraction. Wasn’t even a math class, it was photography. He was showing us how to cut print mats, and asked someone what the difference was between two measurements. Not sure why he was so surprised.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those as confused as I was: "They are the exact same. Clip, but apparently if you put the larger loop to the back and the smaller loop to the front it gives more support and is the correct way to do it."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a new start that got a complaint made about him by an older co-worker. They were being trained and following one of my crib sheets, crib sheet said click "return" (easier for non computer using older guy to follow), new start pressed enter instead. Big drama and lots of explaining that they did the same thing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been watching video's from US expats working in Europe who are all flabbergasted that people pack up and go home at the end of the day and there's no boss getting furious about it.

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your highness and most esteemed employer, to my indescribable sorrow I am compelled to inform you that it is impossible for me to visit your temple of underpaid labor because of a temporary weakness in my mental health. I will do my best to overcome this barrier in my productivity as quickly as possible in order to be able to serve you optimally again as soon as possible.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On Monday, half the employees shuffle in like zombies, so I'm not sure why the receptionist could be surprised.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, actually, with the accent it's pretty racist. So a brief talk about this is not a bad idea.

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