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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

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“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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There’s an abundance of scientific evidence that shows humans are poor judges of their own abilities, whether it’s their sense of humor or grammar. In fact, psychologists believe that we are more blind to our own failings than we realize. This idea comes from the 1999 study in which David Dunning and Justin Kruger from Cornell University, New York, tested if people who lack skills and abilities are also more likely to lack awareness of their lack of ability.

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You're On The Internet, Which Is American

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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Sum Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

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The results of the tests led the authors to the interpretation that accurately assessing one's skill level relies on some of the same core abilities as actually performing that skill. It led them to the conclusion that the least competent maybe suffering a double deficit.

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Well Allocated Funds

Well Allocated Funds

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“Not only are they incompetent, but they lack the mental tools to judge their own incompetence,” Kruger and Dunning thought. During the course of four individual tests run on participants, the scientists discovered that “People who scored in the lowest percentiles on tests of grammar, humor, and logic also tended to dramatically overestimate how well they had performed (their actual test scores placed them in the 12th percentile, but they estimated that their performance placed them in the 62nd percentile).”

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Pridemonth

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Cath Homer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homosexuality is illegal in Liberia. Maybe it was deliberate? *reaching*

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'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

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Dunning shared his impressions in an article for Pacific Standard: "In many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." The phenomenon is known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect and most of us have surely encountered numerous cases of it in real life.

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Go To Panama, This Is America

Go To Panama, This Is America

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be tempted to argue that THIS is the virtual, borderless world....

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#11

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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#13

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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#15

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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#16

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"SHUT UP ! DON'T PROVE ME WRONG YOU FILTHY INFERIOR FOREIGNER!!!!!"

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#17

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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#18

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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#20

Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmm

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Eslamala
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

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#21

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

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#22

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

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#23

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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#24

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

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#25

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

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#27

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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Biden's America

Biden's America

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Rick
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

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"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

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#30

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

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#31

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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#32

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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#33

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

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#35

Commie Divas

Commie Divas

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

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#36

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

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#37

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

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#38

“They Started Faking An Accent”

“They Started Faking An Accent”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

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#39

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

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"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

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#42

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

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Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

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"American Deaths Are Worth More"

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

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Sum Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The longer I go through this page, the angrier I get

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Lis Daglish
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are genuinely a failing society. Even with trump gone the GOP are becoming more and more open with their corruption and greed. I actually think it’s a good thing we have visible global opinion of how they are crumbling and all respect is gone.

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Troux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American lives are the most important, but still not important enough to protect with basic healthcare or keeping stray bullets out of their everyday lives.

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Deborah B
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To a lot of Americans the American deaths only matter if they are also white, hetero, able-bodied, not-homeless etc. It's sad and infuriating.

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omfg I have to stop reading. I know all Americans aren't like this. But the kind of level of twisted thinking is just so depressing and shocking. I don't know how they can fix their misinformation/educational problems over there, but I know the constant mockery is not going to help it's just going to deepen the 'divide'

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Nikki Owens
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, but this is just reality. Anyone being brutally honest would admit the same. For the same reason, the deaths of family members have more meaning for us than the deaths of strangers, and the deaths of locals have more impact than the deaths of people hundreds of miles away. Just so, the deaths of our own countrymen mean more to us than those of others. That's why we collectively and individually commemorate those deaths. Taking issue with this is simply to take issue with the basic social nature of humankind.

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OJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have to disagree. People I personally know mean more to ME, but I’m under no delusion that they actually have any more value than a stranger. Besides the people I have a relationship with, every person has the same amount of value to me. A stranger from my own state does not mean more to me than a stranger on the other side of the world.

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's be honest white deaths in general tend to be prioritized more in politics and news media than non white deaths. And it's not just an American thing ( looking at YOU BBC)

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"American lives matter more". Ok, I am feeling a little violent right now.

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CatWoman312
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And Trump is responsible for going on over half a million now yet I bet this same person praises him

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M Kate McCulloch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

vomit... a life, is a life, is a life. No one is more valuable than another.

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Vicki Perizzolo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is one big pffffft on Americans.... and why we look so bad everywhere else...dear gawd...can they never shut up?

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meh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow...they are comparing no of deaths to decide which president should they put on a pedestal?

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Shinomi Chan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... well this is just plain shi* no life is worth more than another

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Hollysmom
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speak for yourself. I'm becoming more and more embarrassed, ashamed, and angry. Really world, we are not all like this.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just cant believe they justify it because they are not American deaths , wonder how they feel about 560,000 covid deaths ? bet he's not wearing a mask or getting the vaccine

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Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, fair is fair: Everyone thinks their "own kind" is worth more. I don't agree with that, but it does seem to be a trend.

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A Random Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yo, if Angelica. Schyuler knew that all men were seated equal in like the 1800's, why can't you?

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Zoe Vokes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most countries care more for their own fatalities. In the UK I’ve always noticed whenever there is a natural disaster, plane crash, etc, it always say “number of British dead” as well as the total number, like the British fatalities are more important to us than all the others who died.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fair enough if it is a natural disaster like you said, ie, no one to blame. But a war, deaths, and devastation on foreign lands initiated by the very Americans to whom their own lives matter more?! It's like breaking into somebody's peaceful home, robbing and killing the family and when some of your robbing gang is killed in the fair fight, all you can say "The lives of my gang are worth more". Smh.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does this person have to have a Beastars profile pic? They're a disgrace to Legosi and shouldn't have him as a pfp >:c

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#45

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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#47

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

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Europe Is A Country

Europe Is A Country

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