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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

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“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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There’s an abundance of scientific evidence that shows humans are poor judges of their own abilities, whether it’s their sense of humor or grammar. In fact, psychologists believe that we are more blind to our own failings than we realize. This idea comes from the 1999 study in which David Dunning and Justin Kruger from Cornell University, New York, tested if people who lack skills and abilities are also more likely to lack awareness of their lack of ability.

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You're On The Internet, Which Is American

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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Sum Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

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The results of the tests led the authors to the interpretation that accurately assessing one's skill level relies on some of the same core abilities as actually performing that skill. It led them to the conclusion that the least competent maybe suffering a double deficit.

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Well Allocated Funds

Well Allocated Funds

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“Not only are they incompetent, but they lack the mental tools to judge their own incompetence,” Kruger and Dunning thought. During the course of four individual tests run on participants, the scientists discovered that “People who scored in the lowest percentiles on tests of grammar, humor, and logic also tended to dramatically overestimate how well they had performed (their actual test scores placed them in the 12th percentile, but they estimated that their performance placed them in the 62nd percentile).”

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Pridemonth

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Cath Homer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homosexuality is illegal in Liberia. Maybe it was deliberate? *reaching*

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'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

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Dunning shared his impressions in an article for Pacific Standard: "In many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." The phenomenon is known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect and most of us have surely encountered numerous cases of it in real life.

#9

Go To Panama, This Is America

Go To Panama, This Is America

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be tempted to argue that THIS is the virtual, borderless world....

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#11

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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person (i think)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because we have a well worn track record of only pretending to care about human rights

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right to own guns. No right to eat. Seems normal.

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Suzy the observer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone from 'Murica could make money off oxygen, that would not be a human right either.

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Roxy Eastland
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America is one of four countries that refused to sign the Children's Human Rights because they wanted to retain the right to execute children. I kid you not.

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Samantha Lomb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only reason food stamps exist anyway is because they are part of the farm subsidies bill. So it corporate welfare that then contains a tiny part to help poor people.

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Rissie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the country that probably consumes the most per capita...

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Nicklas Linder
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So basically the American Dream is when people dream about the next time they will be able to eat again? Sad.

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Frank Ropen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do you think how the US gets people to join the military?

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Gata Nick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even though I agree about the USA being ridiculous, just take a look at China and their human rights record

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alwaysMispelled
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because if USA officially said food was a human right then 'Murica would have to do something about Hunger

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Emma London
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America: You don't have a home? Too, bad, just die. You don't have a healthcare? Too bad, just die. You can't afford food? Too bad, just die. If you "wouldn't afford to pay for other people to live", then why it's possible in any other civilized country?

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Bobert Robertson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From a country where they are known for overeating, you'd think this would be in the top 2 human rights right beside guns

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Brad Williams
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's more, the "inalienable right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness" isn't in the constitution, it's in the preamble to the Declaration of Independence.

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StrawberryParfait
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leave it to America, AKA Canada's soiled underpants and embarrassing unglued toupee.

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RoseTheMad
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When freaking NORTH KOREA votes that food is a human right and 'murica doesn't. the f**k. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1UQdwmXcAAQPsY?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

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M O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Out of curiosity, why are Chad, Central African Republic & Republic of the Congo shaded in on this map?

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Luuta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing as, without food, you would die, of course it's a human right. This suggests that people imprisoned could be starved to death because they don't have a right to food. Crazy

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Vicki Perizzolo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not surprised either - especially in 2018. we spent 4 years in a massive trashcan fire life...so glad that moron is gone - now for Moscow Mitch

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Stephanie Barr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are not in the Constitution, but in the Declaration of Independence which does not govern the US. The constitution does argue that the government has a responsibility to promote the general welfare however. I would think food would fall under that.

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I learn many horrific things about America in this site... and I'm part of a generation that everyone was dreaming going to America to have a better life so I'm quite shocked...

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SuePrew
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is that last sentence actually true? Lord, how embarrassing

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Bill Karp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's why food is bad here, even the ones that are available

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MIA J RODRIGUEZ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WOW REALLY?! IM GUESSING IT DEFINITELY WASN'T THE COUNTRY I WAS BORN IN?!

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My O My
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would food be a human right... Well, no food no human

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panda123
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://alabamapolicy.org/research/understanding-the-difference-between-positive-and-negative-rights/

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CowboyHank
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paul Bulcke, the CEO of Nestlé, famously said that water is not a human right. He was also born and raised in Belgium and ran a company based in Switzerland. Please don't give Americans a hard time about this because they lead the world in humanitarian relief efforts.

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Article 29c of the UN Declaration of Human rights reads, 3. "These rights and freedoms may in no case be exercised contrary to the purposes and principles of the United Nations." Basically, in one sentence, all those rights are taken away. The UN is a joke and the US should withdrawal

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are self centered arrogant asśhole do you think that the people who fought in the wars to get your so called”freedom” to have their great great grand children to be struggling to find work or food in this so called wonderful country.

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"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"SHUT UP ! DON'T PROVE ME WRONG YOU FILTHY INFERIOR FOREIGNER!!!!!"

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#17

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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#18

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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#20

Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmm

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

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#21

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

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#22

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

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#23

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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#24

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

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#25

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

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“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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Biden's America

Biden's America

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Rick
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

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"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

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What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

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Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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#32

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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#33

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

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Commie Divas

Commie Divas

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

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(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

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But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

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#38

“They Started Faking An Accent”

“They Started Faking An Accent”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

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"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

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"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

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Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

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#43

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

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#44

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

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#45

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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#46

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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#47

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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#50

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

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Europe Is A Country

Europe Is A Country

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