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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

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“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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There’s an abundance of scientific evidence that shows humans are poor judges of their own abilities, whether it’s their sense of humor or grammar. In fact, psychologists believe that we are more blind to our own failings than we realize. This idea comes from the 1999 study in which David Dunning and Justin Kruger from Cornell University, New York, tested if people who lack skills and abilities are also more likely to lack awareness of their lack of ability.

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You're On The Internet, Which Is American

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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Sum Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

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The results of the tests led the authors to the interpretation that accurately assessing one's skill level relies on some of the same core abilities as actually performing that skill. It led them to the conclusion that the least competent maybe suffering a double deficit.

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Well Allocated Funds

Well Allocated Funds

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“Not only are they incompetent, but they lack the mental tools to judge their own incompetence,” Kruger and Dunning thought. During the course of four individual tests run on participants, the scientists discovered that “People who scored in the lowest percentiles on tests of grammar, humor, and logic also tended to dramatically overestimate how well they had performed (their actual test scores placed them in the 12th percentile, but they estimated that their performance placed them in the 62nd percentile).”

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Pridemonth

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Cath Homer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homosexuality is illegal in Liberia. Maybe it was deliberate? *reaching*

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'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

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Dunning shared his impressions in an article for Pacific Standard: "In many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." The phenomenon is known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect and most of us have surely encountered numerous cases of it in real life.

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Go To Panama, This Is America

Go To Panama, This Is America

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be tempted to argue that THIS is the virtual, borderless world....

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#11

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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#13

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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#15

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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#16

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"SHUT UP ! DON'T PROVE ME WRONG YOU FILTHY INFERIOR FOREIGNER!!!!!"

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#17

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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#18

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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#20

Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmm

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Eslamala
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

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#21

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

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#22

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

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#23

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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#24

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

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#25

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

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#27

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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Biden's America

Biden's America

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Rick
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

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"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

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#30

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

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#31

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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#32

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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#33

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

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#35

Commie Divas

Commie Divas

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

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#36

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

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#37

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

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#38

“They Started Faking An Accent”

“They Started Faking An Accent”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

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#39

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

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"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

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#42

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

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#43

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

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#44

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

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#45

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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#46

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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#47

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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"Uniquely American"

"Uniquely American"

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont think the anti-maskers, extreme gun enthusiasts, people against universal health care etc got the memo.

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Full of Giggles
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We call the “right-wingers.” It’s worse than that. They complain about how much our country spends on foreign aid and say we should be taking care of our people first, but complain the loudest about their tax dollars being used to fund welfare.

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Hans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"uniquely", oh well....and that in a country where universal healthcare is considered a deprivation of freedom and the gateway to communism.

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Adam C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no wonder why they think USA is the best country in the world.

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Vicky Zar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hshahahahahaha from our viewpoint killing people, being dumb and caring only for yourself is very US American. (General prejudice, I am not talking about ALL US people)

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ever heard of French healthcare ? Danish maternity leave ? And... Basically most countries compared to hers ?

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Kat Hoth
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, what? A large percentage of Americans wouldn't help out another in any way, shape, or form.

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DKS 001
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bullshit. In America we're more apt to bully those who are not able to take care of themselves. That's why we're the shithole that we are.

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Ripley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she insane? After the train wreck of self-centredness that was the Trumpf years . . .

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Nela Rothenbach
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She forgot the "not", didn't she? ....right??? Please tell me she forgot....

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Xylle Flora
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, looks like America invented kindness. *hides every single other country in the world*

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Suzy the observer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering the lack of universal health care, I would say that NOT caring is uniquely American. Now shut up.

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Sum Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is funny because 1. She's also just another American who thinks about only the USA. 2. Americans kept attacking her, proving her statement about Americans wrong

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Vanta Black
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well s**t... looking after my grandfather when he was struck with MND must have been a dream, since I'm not American. I'd better apologise for thinking he's been dead for 31 years...

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Luuta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, from the country that declared Open Season on Black men and owning a gun a human right, where having enough food not to starve to death isn't.

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James Pasquini
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so embarrassing when they say $#it like that! I wish they would fall off the invisible pedestal they're standing on.

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WhatEvenIsLife
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is taken super out of context. She didn't just randomly say this. She was in a very public spat with Trump and being called "un-American" for criticizing him and for saying she wouldn't go to the White House if she were invited. I get why people don't agree with what she said, but she was speaking in a very specific context.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so having no socialised health care is taking care of each other ?

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jimmy pop
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile 'muricans go nuts at the mere thought of free healthcare ...

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Karen Lyon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, dear. I wonder how well that went over in the international soccer world. I think I know what she was getting at, but she's too busy chewing the foot that's stuck in her mouth for it to be clear. SMH.

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Sheena Leversedge Wood
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait, don't Americans have a tantrum about "socialism" about things like free at the point of use healthcare, workers rights, a robust social security system etc.?

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Vicki Perizzolo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow! bet she thinks climate change is only in other countries too..

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Christine Ladyman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More tears....I could end up as dumb as they are by the end of all this!

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Susan Mercurio
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The root word in "socialism" is "social." This is what socialism is all about.

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DetongLhamo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Very uniquely American”. So why no free healthcare? Why no living wage?

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Jen Cook
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From the nation the calls everyone else evil socialists for considering health care and food a human right. Wow.

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Floofy cat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to like her... ( I’m showing this to by sibling (non-binary) they really like her...)

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Robin DJW
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guilty on 2 counts of idiocy. This statement seems to say that Americans are altruistic humanitarians and that no one else is. Wow.

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Dave
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The levels of wilful ignorance and stupidity in the U.S. is not even funny anymore.

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Iva Sativa
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she not know how america was created,by murdering millions of vulnerable people who had no means to fight back!?

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Carrie DeHaven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This quote is a shame because she's been smart on politics in other circumstances. I think she was going for an aspirational statement to promote unity among Americans, but the word "uniquely" is obviously incorrect and came off as naive and arrogant.

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Steve Haigh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's either unique or it isn't. It cannot be "very" unique.

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Dónal Ó Murchadha
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does america allow this woman to speak in front of cameras, I'll never know. Other mammals have greater intelligence and I dont mean humans.

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W. 5
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do hope she meant "uniquely" in the sense of "more fitting" than being egotistical. *Sigh*

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N S
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One reason football, erm, soccer players should keep their mouths shut

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My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

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Europe Is A Country

Europe Is A Country

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