ADVERTISEMENT

We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

#2

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

Aironwood Report

There’s an abundance of scientific evidence that shows humans are poor judges of their own abilities, whether it’s their sense of humor or grammar. In fact, psychologists believe that we are more blind to our own failings than we realize. This idea comes from the 1999 study in which David Dunning and Justin Kruger from Cornell University, New York, tested if people who lack skills and abilities are also more likely to lack awareness of their lack of ability.

#3

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

Nulligravida Report

Add photo comments
POST
wandiledludlu avatar
Sum Guy
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

The results of the tests led the authors to the interpretation that accurately assessing one's skill level relies on some of the same core abilities as actually performing that skill. It led them to the conclusion that the least competent maybe suffering a double deficit.

ADVERTISEMENT
#6

Well Allocated Funds

Well Allocated Funds

lNoahl Report

“Not only are they incompetent, but they lack the mental tools to judge their own incompetence,” Kruger and Dunning thought. During the course of four individual tests run on participants, the scientists discovered that “People who scored in the lowest percentiles on tests of grammar, humor, and logic also tended to dramatically overestimate how well they had performed (their actual test scores placed them in the 12th percentile, but they estimated that their performance placed them in the 62nd percentile).”

#7

Pridemonth

Pridemonth

unknown Report

Add photo comments
POST
catherinemhomer avatar
Cath Homer
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homosexuality is illegal in Liberia. Maybe it was deliberate? *reaching*

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#8

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

reddit.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
blasphemousriots avatar
Rick
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT

Dunning shared his impressions in an article for Pacific Standard: "In many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." The phenomenon is known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect and most of us have surely encountered numerous cases of it in real life.

#9

Go To Panama, This Is America

Go To Panama, This Is America

Pontoisien Report

Add photo comments
POST
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be tempted to argue that THIS is the virtual, borderless world....

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#11

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

Corporal-Porpoise Report

#13

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

Mr_-_X Report

#15

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

Liam_Noble Report

#16

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

Particular_Edge2308 Report

Add photo comments
POST
ryandeschanel avatar
Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"SHUT UP ! DON'T PROVE ME WRONG YOU FILTHY INFERIOR FOREIGNER!!!!!"

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#17

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

reddit.com Report

#18

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

3Squareheadz Report

#20

Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmm

Classic-CJ Report

Add photo comments
POST
malagotelli avatar
Eslamala
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
#21

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

Merlin428bretz Report

Add photo comments
POST
mariannekraus avatar
Marianne
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#22

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

ThatMusicKid Report

Add photo comments
POST
luthervonwolfen avatar
Luther von Wolfen
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#23

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

anotherwankusername Report

#24

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

KWAKUDATSU Report

#25

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

unknown Report

Add photo comments
POST
blasphemousriots avatar
Rick
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#27

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

reddit.com Report

#28

Biden's America

Biden's America

unknown Report

Add photo comments
POST
blasphemousriots avatar
Rick
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#29

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

RogueArtemis Report

Add photo comments
POST
ryandeschanel avatar
Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

View more commentsArrow down menu
#30

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

sandiercy Report

Add photo comments
POST
james_fox1984 avatar
Foxxy (The Original)
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#31

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

louckak Report

#32

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

theelleintraveller Report

#33

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

Theemuts Report

#35

Commie Divas

Commie Divas

Gerceval_ Report

Add photo comments
POST
saragregory0508 avatar
N G
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#36

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

GriffinFTW Report

Add photo comments
POST
gld199 avatar
Gemma
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#37

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

Mr_-_X Report

Add photo comments
POST
luthervonwolfen avatar
Luther von Wolfen
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

View more commentsArrow down menu
#38

“They Started Faking An Accent”

“They Started Faking An Accent”

ArkhamKnight342 Report

Add photo comments
POST
popapach avatar
troufaki13
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#39

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

azulhombre Report

#40

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

Andros1510Ro Report

ADVERTISEMENT
See Also on Bored Panda
#42

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

big-black-ramarro Report

Add photo comments
POST
blasphemousriots avatar
Rick
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#43

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

DoUEvenCloudDistrict Report

#44

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

zzvu Report

#45

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

StrammerMax Report

#46

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

reddit.com Report

#47

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

A_Cat_Named_Frank Report

Add photo comments
POST
derp18 avatar
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real heros are those who do not boast but simply help others...in whichever position.

luthervonwolfen avatar
Luther von Wolfen
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a homeless shelter night manager, I fall into the category of front-line workers. We joke about being heroes. We want combat pay.

malagotelli avatar
Eslamala
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, they've "helped" DESTROYED so many countries... Thank you for your service...

ryandeschanel avatar
Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So "police and firemen" are heroes although they are not in the US military (because other countries do not have soldiers, obviously) ? Why ? Because they save lives ? Well, healthcare workers too, so... You are an idiot who cannot even agree with themselves.

indraservo avatar
Indra Servo
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think those weirdos think you can't be a "heroes" if you didn't kill your "enemies"

Load More Replies...
giulia_3 avatar
Giulia
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...i'm sorry what does pushing buttons have to do with healthcare workers??? i'm legit confused

moconnell avatar
M O'Connell
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe this person assumes that if you aren't manually healing someone with your hands that you must simply be pushing buttons. The stupidity is mind-boggling. Also, they're out of red ink.

Load More Replies...
breakmyheart avatar
Something
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop referring to the military as heros. Submarine sandwiches are the real heros.

robert-thornburrow avatar
Robert T
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who risks their own life to save others is a hero. No ifs, no buts.

zeljkoklaric78_1 avatar
Bernd Herbert
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The peice of paper is wrong on so many levels. There are statements basically from "opposite world". In reality for example any idiot CANNOT study to become a health care worker. But, any idiot can join the military

samlomb avatar
Samantha Lomb
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I definitely have an aunt who posts this crap and chain letters about jesus on her facebook.

vidimlic62 avatar
Mimi777
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like my MIL. Lol She got called out for it once and she claimed she was hacked and quit posting as much.

Load More Replies...
j_f_ avatar
J. F.
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any idiot can fire a rifle, and given how many reports of friendly fire come from the US forces... Not wanting to put soldiers down, but certain people either weren't in the Army or they had no other choice given their lack of education

samuelgallegos avatar
Samuel Gallegos
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever wrote that can f**k themselves with a stick. obviously, healthcare workers are F*****G HEROES

kim-irving avatar
Kim Irving
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, the real pandemic is the amount of stupid in this world.....

fropen avatar
Frank Ropen
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aren't lots of military jobs pushing buttons? Like push a button to fire a rocket.

wandiledludlu avatar
Sum Guy
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real heroes are the people who didn't have any options left in life, they had to enlist in the army for them to have any sort of job

julie_rose_translator avatar
Julie C Rose
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop spreading the rona* and then your healthcare workers won’t have to be such heroes anymore. *You know this person’s a covidiot.

evangelinedell avatar
Glittery Panda
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor healthcare workers. And teachers. They deserve so much better. The military is important too, but without nurses and doctors and teachers there won’t be a country to defend.

sabrina_y2000 avatar
Sabrina Lim
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope whoever write this don't need to go to hospital since they don't think healthcare workers are heroes,

juliet_bravo avatar
Jill Bussey
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And any idiot can be taught to march and fire a gun. After all, the US has more gun deaths than any other country in the world. See previous posts.

hongjh2017 avatar
Tabby_Sohee
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Any idiot can study and push buttons” no... I think you, my dear idiot, would try and pull a button instead

kayrose avatar
RoseTheMad
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

any idiot can wear camo and hold a gun whilst demanding discounts on literally everything, too...

risnerkolton avatar
KrabbyGramps666
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we make all Americans take a test to see who is a bigot. Then put them in the worlds biggest catapult and launch them to a different planet

jubilee avatar
Baby Panda
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but just the bigots right? leave the rest of us here so we can try to fix this society :( although america might be too far gone

Load More Replies...
sarahsimons avatar
Sarah Simons
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I almost want to instinctively downvote this because of how stupid it is.

dirigobill avatar
Bill
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if you are a first responder in the military? Does that make you a double hero?

witness1914paradise avatar
Lex
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granddad served in Vietnam, and he told me himself that he wasn't a hero.

carrieroettger avatar
Carrie Roettger
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok so my family has a very long history with the US all the way back to the colonies and militias. In my closest family I've had 4 uncles, my dad, a brother, a nephew, my husband AND my son serve and none of them want to hear "thank you for your service a thousand times a day. They felt a duty to serve and did. My mom was a nurse for 35 years. To me they are ALL heroes. Heroism is not limited to one group of people and our fr9ntl9ne workers and the essential workers are most definitely heroes and not just dir9mg the pandemic but every single day

turnbull50 avatar
Thomas Turnbull
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s the medical hero’s that fix the injured so without these hero’s the US army would be stuffed.

mnicaelisabethsacco avatar
Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, national heroes. Now go for medical care when you get a stroke, a heart attack, or Covid , and repeat that statement.

robroymetre avatar
Luuta
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any idiot can save lives and push buttons, but it takes a military person to kill everyone on the planet...at the push of a button.

vicki-perizzolo avatar
Vicki Perizzolo
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the idiots need to leave or drop in a hole......and stop being American for god's sake...you're an embarrassment to the rest of us.

fourgxs avatar
Glen Stanley
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disagree! I’m a vet from the U N police action in Koran Police Action and many of their health workers are above and beyond,, what takes to:be 0ne

stanflouride avatar
Stannous Flouride
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only about 15% of those who serve in the military of any country are actual combat troops.

dc1 avatar
DC
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who ever wrote this may very well benefit from a lobotomy regarding their intelligence. Any idiot can punch a hole behind your eye and stir your brain, but only a true hero is who is less stupid afterwards!

sleepinglioness avatar
somnomania
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is the first one that's really made me want to put my fist through the screen

lillywhite120 avatar
Alexis Draskinis
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most of the people i know who joined either couldnt pay for college & felt like they had no other choice OR were kids whose parents forced them to join "to lean to behave" type s**t. If we didnt offer scholarships & make the possibility of dying seem "awesome" we'd barely have a military...

dave-scheers avatar
Dave S
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Healthcare workers no heroes? How will you get better when you are very sick or who will help you with your broken bones? If the healthcare workers aren't heroes, it's nobody. Also in the military they have healthcare workers

sweetangelce04 avatar
CatWoman312
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully the idiot who wrote this never has to go to the hospital for anything

naomi_cline avatar
Naomi Cline
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t know about you but I don’t want an idiot taking care of me in the hospital.

sashakuleshov avatar
Sasha Kuleshov
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yeah, the one who kills people for profit is definitely a Hero ._.

danielnilssonpeking avatar
Makabert Abylons
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American soldiers are not heroes in any way, just destroying the world

paulbudhram avatar
Paul Budhram
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heroes are people who put others first. So, this means ANYONE. Possibly your parents, Friends, strangers, anyone.

kamilabaganich avatar
KamiKhan
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because 99% of being a healthcare worker is pushing buttons.

catherinemhomer avatar
Cath Homer
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There can be two sorts, surely? Hasn't this idiot heard of Baskin-Robbins?

bp_10 avatar
WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frontline heroes.... because America wasn't far off of being invaded by Afghanistan, Syria, Somalia and Libya.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#50

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

reddit.com Report

Add photo comments
POST
ryandeschanel avatar
Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
See Also on Bored Panda
#51

Europe Is A Country

Europe Is A Country

unknown Report

Note: this post originally had 80 images. It’s been shortened to the top 51 images based on user votes.