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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

#2

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

“Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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There’s an abundance of scientific evidence that shows humans are poor judges of their own abilities, whether it’s their sense of humor or grammar. In fact, psychologists believe that we are more blind to our own failings than we realize. This idea comes from the 1999 study in which David Dunning and Justin Kruger from Cornell University, New York, tested if people who lack skills and abilities are also more likely to lack awareness of their lack of ability.

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You're On The Internet, Which Is American

You're On The Internet, Which Is American

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Sum Guy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The internet has helped us see how much of a total s**t show the USA is... they can't hide behind the propaganda machine we call movies

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The results of the tests led the authors to the interpretation that accurately assessing one's skill level relies on some of the same core abilities as actually performing that skill. It led them to the conclusion that the least competent maybe suffering a double deficit.

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Well Allocated Funds

Well Allocated Funds

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“Not only are they incompetent, but they lack the mental tools to judge their own incompetence,” Kruger and Dunning thought. During the course of four individual tests run on participants, the scientists discovered that “People who scored in the lowest percentiles on tests of grammar, humor, and logic also tended to dramatically overestimate how well they had performed (their actual test scores placed them in the 12th percentile, but they estimated that their performance placed them in the 62nd percentile).”

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Pridemonth

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Cath Homer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Homosexuality is illegal in Liberia. Maybe it was deliberate? *reaching*

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'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was older than I would EVER care to publicly admit when I learned that “military time” I often heard referred was not some secret, complicated way of working out the time you’re only privy to having served in the army but simply the reading of a 24 hour clock.

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Dunning shared his impressions in an article for Pacific Standard: "In many cases, incompetence does not leave people disoriented, perplexed, or cautious. Instead, the incompetent are often blessed with an inappropriate confidence, buoyed by something that feels to them like knowledge." The phenomenon is known as the Dunning-Kruger Effect and most of us have surely encountered numerous cases of it in real life.

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Go To Panama, This Is America

Go To Panama, This Is America

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be tempted to argue that THIS is the virtual, borderless world....

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#11

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

“More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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#13

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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#15

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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#16

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

"More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"SHUT UP ! DON'T PROVE ME WRONG YOU FILTHY INFERIOR FOREIGNER!!!!!"

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#17

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

“We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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#18

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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Hmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmm

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Eslamala
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure, just like "america" celebrates other countries' independence day 🙄

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#21

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?

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Marianne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Munich citizen here. I can confirm that we do, in fact, write signs in our own language. We are crazy people!

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#22

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

“...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people who have travelled to other countries to get medical/dental care because the air fair and other expenses plus cost of treatment were cheaper than in US. It is literally true.

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The kindgom of Spain is part of the European Union, which has the highest regulation, especially when it comes to medical operations, treatments and devices, so...

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Seabeast
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Medical staff is garage!" Nonsense, they're actually potting sheds.

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Katinka Min
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The infant mortality rate is really all anyone needs to know about the 'quality' of American health care.

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Aunt Messy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The US has the highest rate of infant and maternal death in the industrialized world.

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Persp Gold
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spain is a first world country. The medical technology is equal or better

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Marilyn Ransberry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a lady who flew home to Canada from Florida to get her needle in her eye ( every 6 weeks for Macular degeneration) and back to Florida because it was cheaper than paying for it in Florida. Free in Canada.

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Aunt Messy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The leading cause of homelessness among American children is medical bills. People die of cancer every day because they don't have enough money for chemotherapy. You can be fired in the US for getting sick, and your entire family could lose their health insurance if ONE of them gets really sick ONCE.

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Thomas Martin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there enough people that use "third world" wrong that the definition has now changed?

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Hotdogking
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America is a third world country wearing a Gucci belt. Change my mind

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Ian MacFarlane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American health care, aside from being less effective that almost every other modern democracy, is the most costly in the world on a national per capita cost (over $10,000 per person). Nations with "socialism medicine" provide better overall care and at up to half the cost when it is paid by taxes (the UK for example). You get the highest quality health care in the USA only if your income is in the top 5% or so, and you can afford it.

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elfin
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, much of American medical research is actually funded by the government (taxpayer money), but the results are owned by corporations.

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Meami
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are several European countries whose health care far exceeds ours and they all have a universal healthcare system. It's so frustrating for those of us who would like to see our system change that so many people believe the lies the big insurance companies tell.

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Joe Smith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂. This makes me a little sad.. there’s great people in America that deserve better..

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Blakkur Sverrir
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Germany. Yesterday my doctor (whom I called yesterday morning) decided I needed a MRI. Had my MRI today, less than 24 hours wait time. Cost? Zero. No CoPay or any such nonsense. But yeah, sure, american health care must be so much better. How much would I have paid? Around 10k? More? Maybe not, cause 10k is nowhere near what I could spend

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Curry on...
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Folks in the US act like the whole world has to come to the US for 'proper' medical care.

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Lu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The US does have good doctors... some of the best, but what’s the point if you can’t afford it or have to sell your kidneys afterwards to pay off for the hip replacement? Hahaha

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Nicole Blomkamp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many American women have flown to Mexico for a cheap boob job?!

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Susan Stead
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$45k for each knee replacement. I could have done this elsewhere and had a marvelous time!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's insane! Moms hip replasement was basically few hundret bucks for the hospital stay.

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Soviet_catto
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You missed American food. That s*** kills... Literally.

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Vlad Kollerov
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We actually have better regulation in EU, than they in USA. :D

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Carrie Roettger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in the hospital diagnosed with end stage renal disease and being stabilized and starting dialysis I was put on Medicare before the doctors were even considering releasing me. The case worker who helped me fill out all of the paperwork and gave me the nonmedical information I needed told me that dialysis is so expensive that every single person in the US who needs dialysis is eligible for Medicare because it is do expensive that even insured people end up hitting the lifetime limits of their policies before a year is out. I got a single bill right before I qualified for Medicaid as well. A single month of dialysis ran $58,000 in 2012. I was instantly approved for social security due to the ESRD. I got a transplant but a lot of people actually turn transplants down because unless you've got another qualifying condition Medicare and disability end 3 years after the transplant. I take quite a few meds and the 2 most important ones run 2,000 month.

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Thomas Turnbull
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s free in the UK u dear our wonderful NHS TO GET A HIP REPLACEMENT

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Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey! Don't forget about dentists! In Argentina we have great dentists, and cheaper than yankees ones!

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Jane Dorothy Warner
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am in the UK and have had both my hips replaced for the cost of my National Insurance contributions, gained from working a lifetime. So, my hip surgery cost me 'nothing' and the hospital fed and gave me physio and aftercare and now I live wihtout pain.

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David Roughton
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Madonna, The Queen of Pop, flew to England to give birth, bc OUR maternity care is Superior to the USA & FREE!

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tom t
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pre-Covid, you could go to any USA/Mexican boarder town and watch the hundreds of senior citizens cross to get all kinds of medical treatment, cheap.

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Neon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a non American i only heard about their healthcare system but this is too much...

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The Health Care in Europe is NOT free, a set % is paid out weekly/monthly from the wages. It is only free to immigrants and the like who do not do a days work for the country yet expect everything free.

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Nicole Weymann
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People work for money, not for "the country". When people work they pay taxes - unless they're exploited and basically work as slaves. Most immigrants don't leave their homes and families out of the blue but because they no longer can stand them being shot or starving. Those who come to Europe (or the US) to harvest oranges, tomatoes, asparagus and strawberries are needed because people who live there won't bend their backs for the kind of pittance the workers are paid.

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#23

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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#24

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

"Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"

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#25

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians also think Star Wars was completely made up so I wouldn’t worry too much about what they think.

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“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

“I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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Biden's America

Biden's America

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Rick
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Random person falls down in Greece* “Biden’s America”.

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"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

"At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't Angel Merkel just pee in the Spree ? Doesn't the queen's butler empty her chamber pot in the Thames every morning ?

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What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn’t realise that the US was global, oh wait, they do have the World Series which only the US plays in. so I guess it makes sense lol.

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#31

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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#32

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

“The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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#33

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

"I'd Rather Receive False Information..."

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Commie Divas

Commie Divas

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N G
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, this doesn't belong here. "Soccer" is a British word. Yes, the Americans took it and ran with it (no pun intended), but it originated in Oxford in about 1890. Americans didn't invent it.

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(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

(Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: they're holding a sign denouncing Kim Jong-un.

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But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can pick whatever doctor or hospital we want to be in debt to for the rest of our lives!

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#38

“They Started Faking An Accent”

“They Started Faking An Accent”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people believe that the Earth is 2000 years old. This one thinks it's 200 yo apparently

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"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

"[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"

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"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

"It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"

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#42

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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Rick
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m actually going to start using this! “Ugh, you’re *so* Mediterranean”.

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#43

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?

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#44

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

"American Deaths Are Worth More"

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#45

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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#46

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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#47

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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#50

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they are a 100% pure native american with a French surname and the Quebec province is a myth ? No. Definitely not. They are just an ignorant idiot.

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Europe Is A Country

Europe Is A Country

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