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High school biology doesn't teach guys how to understand women. But it at least gives them an idea of how their bodies work. Pass that and you won't infuriate your girlfriend by telling her to "keep it in" when she asks you to buy her some tampons. Recently, Twitter user @brownandbella asked women to share the most ridiculous things they've heard men say about "sex, reproductive health, menstruation, etc" and BOY did they deliver! As of this article, the thread already has nearly 20K upvotes and over 3.5K comments, many of which will make you wonder if men are really that stupid or are they just being dicks. Maybe the first, maybe the latter, maybe a bit of both.

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Almost a quarter of men have admitted that they have "no idea" what a pelvic floor is or what it is supposed to do. About 1 in 20 believe it's just another name for your pelvis and some even think it's a dance move. A new study has confirmed that men really are clueless when it comes to their female partner's body.

The study, released by pelvic floor experts INNOVO, found that nearly 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about it, too. 4 in 10 men also admit they have no understanding about the health issues their wife or girlfriend faces and are stumped when it comes to the length of their period.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be mandatory sex-ed for everyone, that we wouldn't be oblivious for specifics of each gender

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The same magical 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about intimate health issues and as a result, more than a third try to avoid all conversations with their partner about subjects such as periods, intimate screening tests, and even sex.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn monthly subscriptions. Never can stop them. I hear you can pause them for 9 months, but it is SO not worth it.

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"Intimate health issues can be a difficult subject for many to discuss," Jane Wake, women's health and fitness expert, said. "'It may be funny to think men have no idea what a pelvic floor is or does, but it's a subject which needs to be taken seriously – especially as men also have a pelvic floor and can suffer the same problems as women."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either he has a very small penis or thinks tampons are far bigger than they are. Either way.... wow.

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Jane added that both men and women find it embarrassing to discuss their private health concerns with someone of the opposite sex, even if it is their own partner, but that being as open as possible with each other is the best way to gradually break down the taboo.

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Joanne
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay so he is misinformed about this, but he cares about not hurting the baby. There is no need to bodyshame him.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There were probably other incidences in their relationship that earned him the diss.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm assuming he must've had a really good personality; because it couldn't have been his intellect or his endowment that you married him for. :o

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The smaller the penis, the less he can damage with it. The problem is, the same doesn't work for brains and intellect...

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Biana Weatherford
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my ex told me (when i got really big) that he felt like the baby was watching. Yes, yes she is. And judging.

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jamie1707
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy's penis doesn't have to be porn star quality/quatnty to be satisfying.

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Christina Sersif
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use to think that too before everything was broken down to me when I got a bit older. I use to think women had to abstain from sex for the entire 9 months of pregnancy lol

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, no need to burn him, at least he was TRYING to be a good father and protect the baby (even if uneducated and sort of idiotic about it)

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Jon Wong
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

applaud 2 this guy who has a big heart, a balanced ego & a ...., well functional member

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Merlyn Emrys
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how do you get old enough to have sex and not bother to learn anything about it at all....

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Lea S.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always think this one is funny but also easy to relate to. Pregnancy sex is awkward! Even though it's in irrational fear, it makes sense. It looks like the baby is RIGHT THERE.

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Max L.
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He didn't get your compassionate way to look at him ?

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Sharon Hyatt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I endured sex until it became quite painful. and spotting began. Finally the pain and bleeding didn't stop as before and I miscarried at five months...... Needless to say, next time I got pregnant, sex stopped, period, at first sign of pain and spotting. He wasn't happy but I gave birth to a healthy baby girl six months later !

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Kai Wendorf
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its okay husband i know what its like to have a tiny urine dispencer.

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Janice Seagraves
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't why men think that way. My husband withdrew from me the bigger I got during pregnancy.

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Carol Emory
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the episode of Growing Up Chrisley when the father told his son (a young father himself) that it was time to take a p**s test to make sure he was clean from drugs. He insisted on following his son into the bathroom to make sure he wasn't trying to cheat the test. Then you hear over the microphone the Dad saying "How did you ever get a girl pregnant with a tiny little thing like that?"

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol it’s funny bc his penis is small. And soon her boobs and vagina will be loose and floppy haha so funny

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men think they have the size of a salami. they only wish

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was about 14, over 20 years ago, I was reading the problem page in a teen magazine. A girl had written a letter, in a total panic, because her periods weren't blue. She thought she had some terrible disease.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is less about guys and girls but about parents and an educationl system failing massively...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually scary. Wishing pain on someone? He needs his medical license revoked.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how did ANYONE know how many she would need in space? how many women have had their periods in space? we know that the absence of gravity affects various body functions.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why on earth should father express his opinions about daughters sexual life?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shocking truth: babies are tiny robots juicing up inside their mums.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you dodged a bullet with that one. Just because you are in college, does not mean you are educated.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want a law that everyone need to have a certificate for passing Sex Ed in high school before you can be considered an adult.

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