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High school biology doesn't teach guys how to understand women. But it at least gives them an idea of how their bodies work. Pass that and you won't infuriate your girlfriend by telling her to "keep it in" when she asks you to buy her some tampons. Recently, Twitter user @brownandbella asked women to share the most ridiculous things they've heard men say about "sex, reproductive health, menstruation, etc" and BOY did they deliver! As of this article, the thread already has nearly 20K upvotes and over 3.5K comments, many of which will make you wonder if men are really that stupid or are they just being dicks. Maybe the first, maybe the latter, maybe a bit of both.

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Almost a quarter of men have admitted that they have "no idea" what a pelvic floor is or what it is supposed to do. About 1 in 20 believe it's just another name for your pelvis and some even think it's a dance move. A new study has confirmed that men really are clueless when it comes to their female partner's body.

The study, released by pelvic floor experts INNOVO, found that nearly 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about it, too. 4 in 10 men also admit they have no understanding about the health issues their wife or girlfriend faces and are stumped when it comes to the length of their period.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be mandatory sex-ed for everyone, that we wouldn't be oblivious for specifics of each gender

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The same magical 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about intimate health issues and as a result, more than a third try to avoid all conversations with their partner about subjects such as periods, intimate screening tests, and even sex.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn monthly subscriptions. Never can stop them. I hear you can pause them for 9 months, but it is SO not worth it.

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"Intimate health issues can be a difficult subject for many to discuss," Jane Wake, women's health and fitness expert, said. "'It may be funny to think men have no idea what a pelvic floor is or does, but it's a subject which needs to be taken seriously – especially as men also have a pelvic floor and can suffer the same problems as women."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either he has a very small penis or thinks tampons are far bigger than they are. Either way.... wow.

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Jane added that both men and women find it embarrassing to discuss their private health concerns with someone of the opposite sex, even if it is their own partner, but that being as open as possible with each other is the best way to gradually break down the taboo.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was about 14, over 20 years ago, I was reading the problem page in a teen magazine. A girl had written a letter, in a total panic, because her periods weren't blue. She thought she had some terrible disease.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is less about guys and girls but about parents and an educationl system failing massively...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually scary. Wishing pain on someone? He needs his medical license revoked.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how did ANYONE know how many she would need in space? how many women have had their periods in space? we know that the absence of gravity affects various body functions.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why on earth should father express his opinions about daughters sexual life?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shocking truth: babies are tiny robots juicing up inside their mums.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you dodged a bullet with that one. Just because you are in college, does not mean you are educated.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He probably doesn’t even wash his hands after peeing, much less his d**k.

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Rosie Hamilton
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Wipe it down'????? How are these people even managing to walk without causing themselves serious injury?

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Marina
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this idiotic thing. I thought intimate soap was for the inner vagina but it is for cleaning the vulva as it has șofer ingredients. I got a painful irritation from that. Girls, never put any kind of soap in there, unless the doctor specifically said so about a specific kind of soap.

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Kenna Pope
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you explain to him that a vagina is an INTERNAL organ that should not have a soapy washcloth shoved up into it?

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Jenny Grode
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope he puts a pipe cleaner down the eye of his penis and twists it around to clean it properly.

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Biana Weatherford
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have yet to hear of a man even wiping after peeing. That stuff just leaks in your drawers, dude.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my husband thinks he is the expert too. He does not understand why my 13 yo becomes bitchier around the time of her period. He thinks this can be controlled.

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David Paracka
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget to douche with alcohol for the extra clean feeling!

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pusheen buttercup
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

on that note, go ahead and insert a soapy quetip into your d**k... or wait, maybe that's a bad idea!

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Lucy Shupe
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does that means he scrubbed his hands every time he held his penis after peeing. I mean isn’t that necessary?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does this guy have this knowledge of what "clean" women do?

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have told him that clean men wash their d***s after peeing as well. It’s only fair. Of course that man is ridiculous. Women who pee can still have clean vaginas because we don’t even pee out the vagina! It’s the urethra. And we can still smell nice because most of us already wash our vaginas when we shower/bathe. (Men can have smelly genitals too if unwashed)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a "friend" --my sisters ex.argue with me that it is EASIER to start a catheter on females than males. Could NOT get it into his thick skull that we have a urethra as well as the vaginal opening HE seems aware of. This is long before the internet days. Could not drag him to the library for a game of show and tell. Sure was NOT going to do at at my home. Hope he wised up in the last years==or not. Not our problem. Always was a know it ALL.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah... don't ever let a man tell you how to clean your vagina. Aside from soap causing horrible problems, you also have the potential toxins in shower water, not to mention what could happen if fibers from the washcloth scar or get stuck in the vaginal walls...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want a law that everyone need to have a certificate for passing Sex Ed in high school before you can be considered an adult.

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