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High school biology doesn't teach guys how to understand women. But it at least gives them an idea of how their bodies work. Pass that and you won't infuriate your girlfriend by telling her to "keep it in" when she asks you to buy her some tampons. Recently, Twitter user @brownandbella asked women to share the most ridiculous things they've heard men say about "sex, reproductive health, menstruation, etc" and BOY did they deliver! As of this article, the thread already has nearly 20K upvotes and over 3.5K comments, many of which will make you wonder if men are really that stupid or are they just being dicks. Maybe the first, maybe the latter, maybe a bit of both.

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Almost a quarter of men have admitted that they have "no idea" what a pelvic floor is or what it is supposed to do. About 1 in 20 believe it's just another name for your pelvis and some even think it's a dance move. A new study has confirmed that men really are clueless when it comes to their female partner's body.

The study, released by pelvic floor experts INNOVO, found that nearly 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about it, too. 4 in 10 men also admit they have no understanding about the health issues their wife or girlfriend faces and are stumped when it comes to the length of their period.

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Paweŀ Ziem
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be mandatory sex-ed for everyone, that we wouldn't be oblivious for specifics of each gender

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The same magical 4 in 10 men don't feel comfortable talking to women about intimate health issues and as a result, more than a third try to avoid all conversations with their partner about subjects such as periods, intimate screening tests, and even sex.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn monthly subscriptions. Never can stop them. I hear you can pause them for 9 months, but it is SO not worth it.

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"Intimate health issues can be a difficult subject for many to discuss," Jane Wake, women's health and fitness expert, said. "'It may be funny to think men have no idea what a pelvic floor is or does, but it's a subject which needs to be taken seriously – especially as men also have a pelvic floor and can suffer the same problems as women."

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either he has a very small penis or thinks tampons are far bigger than they are. Either way.... wow.

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Jane added that both men and women find it embarrassing to discuss their private health concerns with someone of the opposite sex, even if it is their own partner, but that being as open as possible with each other is the best way to gradually break down the taboo.

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nanashi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

do they think all the billions of women on earth has a hive mind, and decided we all should pretend that giving birth is painful???

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Ines
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christ, my BF sometimes moans about how painful his last sh*t was, how could anyone think pushing a baby out of your vagina is NOT painful???

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how he says that women are “lying” makes me want to ask him how the hell would he know that since he’s never experienced giving birth before.

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Paper A
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just get them to watch a video of a birth where your skin rips from orifice to orfice.... Wtf

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Julia Klebanov
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess these people who say women lie about childbirth believe that our doctors hand out a pamphlet on this vast conspiracy when they confirm a pregnancy. 😂

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because sperm can ENTER a uterus, but not swim uphill? Isn't that their entire life's goal? What an idiot. And childbirth pain? F*****g hell - I'd rather have a root canal with no anesthetic than go through natural (too late for drugs) childbirth again. "It's equal to kidney stones?" F**k you pussies.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand how people form an opinion about something they have not or will be going through. This guy is a good candidate for the ancient Egyptian birthing practice, where the wife grabs the husbands testicles during child birth so that both can "experience" it..

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the guy who says that women lie about the pain deserves to have his a$$ stretched till it's the size of a baby.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to c**k punch that guy and tell him he's lying about the pain.

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Louise Brigance
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't you love see where either of these genius's is today? Wonder how many times they've been married and divorced.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A good male friend had to have TWO wisdom teeth removed, was allergic to the two anesthetics they tried (cue trip to the hospital for that) they ended up having to remove them without any pain relief due to a couple of other complications (septis? was setting in) AND then his pregnant wife needed a wisdom tooth out - too pregnant to have anesthetics, she was telling us the pain was comparable to a later stage contraction....

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They could be lieing since everyone can so... Seems there's a bit sense of logic

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Kai Wendorf
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my mom has a giant leg vein from the stress and my aunt still has a bald spot from birthing my little cousin archie. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARCHIE!!!

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L McN
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't get pregnant while she is on top? Ok, I get that gravity pulls things down, but really? he must have a few kids he was shocked about....

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Hildreth Risse
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know they have those labor pain simulators now so men can experience a bit of it... If he's not too much of a coward...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course you cannot get pregnant if the woman is on top, like on the top floor. And you are on the bottom floor, alone..

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Valerie Linares
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I'm a woman who has never been pregnant. However, the notion that a man would accuse women of lying about the pain of childbirth just pisses me off. Like, how dare you accuse someone of lying on a subject you know nothing about! HOW DARE YOU! That's arrogant ignorance to the umphth degree if I ever saw it!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After having two kids, considering the range of pain from 1 to 10, I would put labor and delivery around 45.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can’t get her pregnant if she’s on top but only if you’re in one of those carnival rides that spin you so fast you’re stuck against the wall. Override the speed on that bad boy. Your semen will either die or shoot back inside you from the Gs. Reverse the positions and she’ll for sure get pregnant. Patent pending

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

its only logic a whole kid comes out from a small opening well obviously it hurts idiots

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Josurf
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Present them a medium size melon. Ask them to shove it up their a*s. Proceed then by asking them how it feels.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's funny, not to gross anyone out, but I was on top when I got pregnant! lol

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was about 14, over 20 years ago, I was reading the problem page in a teen magazine. A girl had written a letter, in a total panic, because her periods weren't blue. She thought she had some terrible disease.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is less about guys and girls but about parents and an educationl system failing massively...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually scary. Wishing pain on someone? He needs his medical license revoked.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how did ANYONE know how many she would need in space? how many women have had their periods in space? we know that the absence of gravity affects various body functions.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why on earth should father express his opinions about daughters sexual life?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shocking truth: babies are tiny robots juicing up inside their mums.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you dodged a bullet with that one. Just because you are in college, does not mean you are educated.

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nanashi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want a law that everyone need to have a certificate for passing Sex Ed in high school before you can be considered an adult.

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