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We like to think that our dogs are the smartest, most adorable, friendliest creatures on Earth. But even the greatest doggo geniuses have dumb moments, and some canines seem like they’re born as giant floofy derps.

Twitter user Bum Chillups posted a story about the dumbest dog they ever owned and invited others to share their own tales. The thread got over 5.4k likes and was retweeted over 1.2k times. Which just goes to show that there are a lot of dumb (but loveable) dogs out there!

Scroll down for Bored Panda’s interview about canine intelligence with Clive Wynne, Professor of Psychology at Arizona State University and author of Dog is Love: Why and How Your Dog Loves You.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, he thought he'd show how his owner was obliged to install dog doors in other doors as well.

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Professor Wynne believes that there is no such thing as “dumb” dogs, only dogs with varying abilities and dogs that are more adept in different fields. “In general dogs (like people!) vary in their abilities along many dimensions. It isn’t fair to reduce all that to a single dimension of ‘intelligence.’ Different dogs are better and worse at different things.”

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you write a novel, they tell you to make it darker and darker for the protagonist and that every new bad thing should come from their actions to fix the last thing. Objective accomplished.

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Ms.GB
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the dog is dumb?...Who leaves a ham out when the dog is home alone?..

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Lillukka
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only dumb one here, is the person who leaves a ham on the counter when there's a dog.

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chickiethehen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you did do the right thing and put that ham somewhere else-

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R L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drinking a vast amout of water can lead to bloat, contortion of the stomach and intestines, and death. Be careful.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL...next time I am sure he will remember to pop the ham in the oven or microwave if he needs to step out!!

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lesson learned about leaving food on a counter, then leaving the house—-and the dog (or cat)—-home alone, I hope. Ham affects my dog the same way, and I just know the one cat of mine who isn’t too old or too fat to jump on the counter would knock some over into the floor for him!

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Stille20
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not that dumb. People over indulge all the time.

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glowworm2
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, he was smart enough to drink some water afterwards. The toilet bowls, not so much.

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Slune
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's just the result of your carelessness. I wouldn't left the ham untouched, to!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sure this all taught you a lesson about hiding food preparations away from site!

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Gitte Løyche
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's the more stupid? The dog or the person leaving the dog with a "free to go to" treat?

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Bent. O. Jensen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dog was smart to eat the food put in front of it, a lot smarter than the humans who left it there.

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Mari Bryant
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a lesson for the entire household. If you'd just put that ham away nothing would have happened. What a ripple effect. Lol 🤣

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having raised 2 sons (and their friends) 15 years apart and 3 dogs.........War zones have been a regular part of my life.............I hope i get to be growing out of this, and in the mean time give your pupple a hug and kiss. He/she will make it up to you in spades. They kind of do that ;-)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Believe me, a cat can and will do similar. With exact same results. A lovely trail to the litter box. And he ran as it sprayed. Thru the living room, (the epicenter), thru the kitchen, jumped over my bed to the utility room. At least the sides of the washer and dryer were easy to wipe down

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol man this reminded me of when my dog was a puppy. He ate the entire back of our white leather sectional set. You only saw the wooden frame

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I house-sat a puppy who ate three bars of soap -- wrappers and all. It was a blizzard outside, but he was a trooper. Every 15-min he would sit by the front door and whine (I had to sleep in the living room so I could take him out when he whined.) The next morning, his explosive diarrhea was frozen solid and there were iridescent bubbles frozen on it. He was scared of soap after that.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think it was the dog that was dumb here. Who left it out on the counter? He is a dog, after all.

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

..... sounds like human, except, perhaps drinking from the toilet bowl.

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Cathy Carey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now here we have dumb owners. Ya, the dog did a bad thing but it's what any dog but the most rigidly trained would do.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sides hurt laughed until tears ran down my face...had a simular incidents with my senior dog...got home from work and cried at the mess

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Joshua Brenneman
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like you should get a cat. And more proof that dogs are not indoor animals

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Christina Uhlir
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like they shouldn't get any pet. Do you really believe that a cat would not resist the temptation? Not my cats.

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Certain dog breeds generally seem smarter than others. Back in 1994, psychologist Stanley Coren ranked over 100 dog breeds based on 3 different types of intelligence: instinctive, adaptive, and working/obedience.

Instinctive intelligence is pretty much easy to understand. If a dog does the tasks it was bred to perform well (like hunting or herding animals), then it’s considered to have high instinctive intelligence.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You call him dumb? He's actually f*****g clever, has trained you well!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This does not look like a proper place for letting a dog take a dump...

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Meanwhile, adaptive intelligence is a doggo’s ability to solve problems without help and to learn from its previous experiences. Finally, working (aka obedience) intelligence has everything to do with how quickly and easily a dog learns when its taught by us, humans.

However, Professor Wynne doesn’t agree with Coren’s insights and believes that dogs, just like people, are individuals with many different skills and aptitudes.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2-year old neighbour kid pooped on the floor during potty training, and the house dog in an act of solidarity ate it up. Not the kid. The poo.

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According to the professor, the differences between breeds are much less important than many people think. “Of course, there are certain behaviors that are quite characteristic of particular breeds—only heelers heel, only pointers point, only herders herd, and so on.”

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Wynne continued: “But in the only two major studies looking at differences in behavior both between and within breeds it was found that the differences within breeds were at least as significant as those between breeds. That said, I have to acknowledge that all of the four or five dogs that have been found who understand more than a handful of human words have all been border collies!”

Meanwhile, Nicholas Dodman, former program director of the Animal Behavior Clinic at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine, told Dogster that he had two dogs, one of which was hyperactive while the other was lazy, but this wasn’t indicative of their level of intelligence.

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“You would say Jasper was not as smart as Rusty. But once you were out on a trail, Jasper lit up. He was doing the job that nature intended him to do because he was a coonhound, and he was using his super-intelligent nose. He was brilliant at his job, but not so good at some other things,” Dodman explained.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, at least it wasn't raisin bran. (no offense to anyone who likes raisin bran)

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So before deciding whether or not a dog is smart or dumb, it’s important to keep in mind what they were bred for and what their strengths as individuals are. In other words, you can’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. Different dog breeds excel at different tasks. And the upside is, when a dog isn’t good at something, it leads to plenty of hilarious canine moments.

Do you have any dumb dog moments to share with us, dear Readers? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never pull thread out their a*s! It can get entangled and rip their insides out! Go to a vet instead.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dogs stealing passies isn't all that unusual. Akin to other baby's stealing another's passie at daycare.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't most dogs benefit from having some kind of an idea as to what you want from them?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's her revenge for naming her Nike. I mean, you name a dog after a shoe brand, what other hobby should she have? Adorable dog btw.

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