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We like to think that our dogs are the smartest, most adorable, friendliest creatures on Earth. But even the greatest doggo geniuses have dumb moments, and some canines seem like they’re born as giant floofy derps.

Twitter user Bum Chillups posted a story about the dumbest dog they ever owned and invited others to share their own tales. The thread got over 5.4k likes and was retweeted over 1.2k times. Which just goes to show that there are a lot of dumb (but loveable) dogs out there!

Scroll down for Bored Panda’s interview about canine intelligence with Clive Wynne, Professor of Psychology at Arizona State University and author of Dog is Love: Why and How Your Dog Loves You.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, he thought he'd show how his owner was obliged to install dog doors in other doors as well.

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Professor Wynne believes that there is no such thing as “dumb” dogs, only dogs with varying abilities and dogs that are more adept in different fields. “In general dogs (like people!) vary in their abilities along many dimensions. It isn’t fair to reduce all that to a single dimension of ‘intelligence.’ Different dogs are better and worse at different things.”

Certain dog breeds generally seem smarter than others. Back in 1994, psychologist Stanley Coren ranked over 100 dog breeds based on 3 different types of intelligence: instinctive, adaptive, and working/obedience.

Instinctive intelligence is pretty much easy to understand. If a dog does the tasks it was bred to perform well (like hunting or herding animals), then it’s considered to have high instinctive intelligence.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You call him dumb? He's actually f*****g clever, has trained you well!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This does not look like a proper place for letting a dog take a dump...

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Meanwhile, adaptive intelligence is a doggo’s ability to solve problems without help and to learn from its previous experiences. Finally, working (aka obedience) intelligence has everything to do with how quickly and easily a dog learns when its taught by us, humans.

However, Professor Wynne doesn’t agree with Coren’s insights and believes that dogs, just like people, are individuals with many different skills and aptitudes.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2-year old neighbour kid pooped on the floor during potty training, and the house dog in an act of solidarity ate it up. Not the kid. The poo.

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According to the professor, the differences between breeds are much less important than many people think. “Of course, there are certain behaviors that are quite characteristic of particular breeds—only heelers heel, only pointers point, only herders herd, and so on.”

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Wynne continued: “But in the only two major studies looking at differences in behavior both between and within breeds it was found that the differences within breeds were at least as significant as those between breeds. That said, I have to acknowledge that all of the four or five dogs that have been found who understand more than a handful of human words have all been border collies!”

Meanwhile, Nicholas Dodman, former program director of the Animal Behavior Clinic at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine, told Dogster that he had two dogs, one of which was hyperactive while the other was lazy, but this wasn’t indicative of their level of intelligence.

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“You would say Jasper was not as smart as Rusty. But once you were out on a trail, Jasper lit up. He was doing the job that nature intended him to do because he was a coonhound, and he was using his super-intelligent nose. He was brilliant at his job, but not so good at some other things,” Dodman explained.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, at least it wasn't raisin bran. (no offense to anyone who likes raisin bran)

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So before deciding whether or not a dog is smart or dumb, it’s important to keep in mind what they were bred for and what their strengths as individuals are. In other words, you can’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. Different dog breeds excel at different tasks. And the upside is, when a dog isn’t good at something, it leads to plenty of hilarious canine moments.

Do you have any dumb dog moments to share with us, dear Readers? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny you say that. i had flashbacks of Poltergeist where the dog runs off, gets his favorite ball and brings it back to the master bedroom, plopping it on the bed and then staring and barking at the wall.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given that dogs both hear and smell better than humans, and the fact that US-American houses often have hollow walls, I'd feel inclined to check if there's something inside... <.<

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn. Okay, so if a dog is staring at walls regularly and displays some other odd behavior, then the owner should get it examined by a vet. It can actually be varying level of different ailments/illness. Oddly enough, this is not something to be concerned about in cat behavior.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are absolutely correct, Lisa! This pup needs to be checked out This could very well be canine cognitive dysfunction syndrome, or CDS.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is one of the Cognitive Dysfunction Syndrome symptoms as well! Worth getting it checked x

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vet check please !!!!! This can be a very bad sign. If it is all ok, then you just have friendly ghosts.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes when dogs stare at the walls for no reason it can possibly be Cognitive Dysfunction Syndrome and seizures are the more common medical reasons why dogs stare at walls, but there are some other possibilities. Staring could be a compulsive behavior, rather like compulsive disorders in people. ... Staring could also be an attention-seeking behavior

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's something. They can smell and see things we don't.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He may be stressed or having eye problems? What a sweetie.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok but with the tilt of the head of this one, he/she hears or sees something

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is hearing crackling wires burning ever so slowly, or termites chewing.

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There’s something there only he can see and he’s holding it at bay.

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Ginny Swart
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's heard something in those walls. Be afraid! Be very afraid!

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Lisa Rice
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter's blue healer watches shadows ... doesn't matter how they are created either, or where she bounces to "catch them"

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat keeps watching a particular segment of my wall. Sometimes she paws at it, sometimes just lays down next to it to keep watch. I have no idea what's there! I tried to listen through the wall and heard electric cables buzzing - I wonder if that's what fascinates her?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it would do well to go to the vet with him,,,,no kidding,,,,,have him checked

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not necessarily. Our huskies did it non stop for weeks in various rooms. We going out mice were getting in because of holes in our house. So their staring at a wall was a huge indicator that we had something going on. Since this looks like a lab my thought would be that it's hunting instincts are kicking in for some reason. Could something be wrong? Yes, but I would check for possible rodents first before expensive vet bills.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never pull thread out their a*s! It can get entangled and rip their insides out! Go to a vet instead.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dogs stealing passies isn't all that unusual. Akin to other baby's stealing another's passie at daycare.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't most dogs benefit from having some kind of an idea as to what you want from them?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's her revenge for naming her Nike. I mean, you name a dog after a shoe brand, what other hobby should she have? Adorable dog btw.

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