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We like to think that our dogs are the smartest, most adorable, friendliest creatures on Earth. But even the greatest doggo geniuses have dumb moments, and some canines seem like they’re born as giant floofy derps.

Twitter user Bum Chillups posted a story about the dumbest dog they ever owned and invited others to share their own tales. The thread got over 5.4k likes and was retweeted over 1.2k times. Which just goes to show that there are a lot of dumb (but loveable) dogs out there!

Scroll down for Bored Panda’s interview about canine intelligence with Clive Wynne, Professor of Psychology at Arizona State University and author of Dog is Love: Why and How Your Dog Loves You.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, he thought he'd show how his owner was obliged to install dog doors in other doors as well.

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Professor Wynne believes that there is no such thing as “dumb” dogs, only dogs with varying abilities and dogs that are more adept in different fields. “In general dogs (like people!) vary in their abilities along many dimensions. It isn’t fair to reduce all that to a single dimension of ‘intelligence.’ Different dogs are better and worse at different things.”

Certain dog breeds generally seem smarter than others. Back in 1994, psychologist Stanley Coren ranked over 100 dog breeds based on 3 different types of intelligence: instinctive, adaptive, and working/obedience.

Instinctive intelligence is pretty much easy to understand. If a dog does the tasks it was bred to perform well (like hunting or herding animals), then it’s considered to have high instinctive intelligence.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You call him dumb? He's actually f*****g clever, has trained you well!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This does not look like a proper place for letting a dog take a dump...

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Meanwhile, adaptive intelligence is a doggo’s ability to solve problems without help and to learn from its previous experiences. Finally, working (aka obedience) intelligence has everything to do with how quickly and easily a dog learns when its taught by us, humans.

However, Professor Wynne doesn’t agree with Coren’s insights and believes that dogs, just like people, are individuals with many different skills and aptitudes.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 2-year old neighbour kid pooped on the floor during potty training, and the house dog in an act of solidarity ate it up. Not the kid. The poo.

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According to the professor, the differences between breeds are much less important than many people think. “Of course, there are certain behaviors that are quite characteristic of particular breeds—only heelers heel, only pointers point, only herders herd, and so on.”

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Wynne continued: “But in the only two major studies looking at differences in behavior both between and within breeds it was found that the differences within breeds were at least as significant as those between breeds. That said, I have to acknowledge that all of the four or five dogs that have been found who understand more than a handful of human words have all been border collies!”

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog chases flies around the house, no matter where it leads him to. Broke our screen door twice.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my dogs absolutely hates those giant carpenter bees and always chases and kills them (luckily that kind doesn't sting)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog loves hunting flies. It reminds me of the meme in which the dog calls flies "flying raisins" and bees "flaming hot flying raisins." One of my favorite memes of all time.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not cute at all, I really hate when people have an aggressive pet they won't properly secure and it will attack someone trying to just do their job.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But it's so exhausting and time consuming to train your dog. And when it's a small one, they can't really hurt anybody. (My mil's words O_o )

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine is terrified of both flies and fly-swatters. Kind of a catch 22.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You see now, with these little dogs you HAVE to be the alpha or they feel like they need to protect you and that is why a lot of these tiny dogs are so b****y and barky.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You ever been bitten by a horse fly? I have, move over Roxie!

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must have the same dog as me. JB barks constantly at everything. He sees anyone open a plastic or foil bag and he runs away. Then the slowly comes back to beg for some lol.

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Meanwhile, Nicholas Dodman, former program director of the Animal Behavior Clinic at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine, told Dogster that he had two dogs, one of which was hyperactive while the other was lazy, but this wasn’t indicative of their level of intelligence.

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“You would say Jasper was not as smart as Rusty. But once you were out on a trail, Jasper lit up. He was doing the job that nature intended him to do because he was a coonhound, and he was using his super-intelligent nose. He was brilliant at his job, but not so good at some other things,” Dodman explained.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, at least it wasn't raisin bran. (no offense to anyone who likes raisin bran)

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So before deciding whether or not a dog is smart or dumb, it’s important to keep in mind what they were bred for and what their strengths as individuals are. In other words, you can’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. Different dog breeds excel at different tasks. And the upside is, when a dog isn’t good at something, it leads to plenty of hilarious canine moments.

Do you have any dumb dog moments to share with us, dear Readers? Share your thoughts with us in the comments below.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never pull thread out their a*s! It can get entangled and rip their insides out! Go to a vet instead.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dogs stealing passies isn't all that unusual. Akin to other baby's stealing another's passie at daycare.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't most dogs benefit from having some kind of an idea as to what you want from them?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's her revenge for naming her Nike. I mean, you name a dog after a shoe brand, what other hobby should she have? Adorable dog btw.

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