Accidents and injuries can happen in the strangest places and the most peculiar ways. And most of us can agree that they occur most often when we least expect them. Plenty of us have hurt ourselves pretty badly doing mundane, routine, everyday tasks. While we might brag about the huge scar on our faces having come from rabid velociraptors that we fought off with only our bare fists, only our closest friends know that we really slipped on a banana peel and crashed into our fridge handle.

When the Super 70s Sports account asked Twitter users what the dumbest freak injury in their lives was, people rushed to share their experiences. As it turns out, people can be really fragile.

Scroll down to read through our list of hilarious and dumb injuries, and be sure to upvote the stories you enjoyed. If the stories made you smile or laugh, why not share them with a few buddies to improve their mood while they wait for the weekend? And if you have any experience with dumb injuries yourselves, share what happened with everybody in the comments! After all, grief (or in this case pain and shame) shared is halved. And joy shared is doubled. Be sure to scroll down for Bored Panda’s in-depth interview with Ricky Cobb, the founder of Super 70s Sports.

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Image credits: Super70sSports

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Miss Cris
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1 year ago

Upvoting the lie!

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Frida Ohlson
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1 year ago

for Ice cream

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Francis
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1 year ago

he did a classic sideshow bob :D

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Ricky Cobb of Super 70s Sports told Bored Panda that the list of injuries in the Twitter thread “is so random and hilarious [that] it is almost impossible to single out” just one best answer.

“But I have a special place in my heart for the guy who said he threw out his back reaching for a french fry on his dashboard. There is something beautifully relatable about that story — or at least there is for me!”

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IzzieM
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1 year ago

Oh..so you're the reason for that warning on the box...

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No you didn't
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1 year ago

You made your point.

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Hendra Lim
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1 year ago

..... how?

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“I think the only way to avoid freak injuries is to stop living life, so we’ve gotta get out of bed every morning knowing there's a chance, ever how small, some unpredictable misfortune may befall,” Ricky mused. “Thankfully it doesn’t happen that often. And it’s nice that, on the rare occasions we fall victim to the improbable, we can at least share a laugh about it. To think that amazing thread was inspired by my own broken finger from doing what would seem the most innocuous of tasks — walking out of a bathroom.”

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Jenny Lind
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1 year ago

I want to down vote because I felt the pain through my phone, but that would defeat the purpose.

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Helen Haley
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1 year ago

There's a lot going on in this one.

Marshmallow
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1 year ago

yep

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Scarlett Dragna
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1 year ago (edited)

I did a very similar thing! After watching the same episode, I looked into the mirror in my bedroom, panicked, took a flying leap for my bed! And hence got a ginormous bump because I hit the hard part of the window frame. But I was safe from Bloody Mary!!

Kaitlin Gaerte
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1 year ago

i love supernatural and that was one of my favorite episode, but "skin" was definitely the grossest episode.

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JuJu
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1 year ago

I feel related to you in so many ways

Edyta Godowska
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1 year ago

Supernatural!

Teresa Taylor
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1 year ago

I have never watched Supernatural. Now I must, for this episode alone. I wonder if it is as terrifying as the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who. They were in a couple of episodes and those are the most terrifying for me.

Ren Duvall
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1 year ago

It wasn't the scariest episode (in my opinion) but the series as a whole is really enjoyable

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MAL_Winchester
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1 year ago

That episode is fantastic and I can understand why you freaked out.

Iggy
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1 year ago

Perhaps cover your mirrors and sit in a ring of salt before watching Supernatural!

GamerX
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1 year ago

That’s what you get for watching scary stuff lol

Theory Buchannon
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1 year ago

oh wow, YOU LIKE SUPERNATURAL TOO what team are you on dean or sam?! p.s sorry about your toes

Master Markus
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1 year ago

There are teams still? I stopped watching seriously somewhere around season 6 or 7 and then dropped it HARD when I saw and read about the beginning of Season 9. They did Castiel real bad, and especially messed up his connection to Dean after Season 8 built up their relationship so much. Supernatural had/has a serious problem with rolling back character development.

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Hannah Hartley
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1 year ago

After I watched that, I as terrified of all reflections for like a week. It was easily one of the scariest episodes, lol.

glorytherainwing
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1 year ago

i can feel this happening

Chihuahuarocks7
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3 months ago

Honestly I probably would have done that too

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
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4 months ago

Sounds like something I would do...Remind me never to watch that.

Gracie Mae
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1 year ago

I broke 2 toes once while running to answer the phone (back in the day when they were attached to the wall); the door was parallel to the direction I was running & the 2 little toes on my left foot got caught on it...did not make it to the phone

rick hctep (Rick45)
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1 year ago

Then that brought you back to reality you daft bat.

Fred Burrows
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1 year ago

I'm laughing WITH you

Susan Brooks
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1 year ago

Hysterical.

Susi Moffitt
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1 year ago

Gotta love Supernatural 😂🥰

Ren Duvall
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1 year ago

Nice to see that there are still a lot of supernatural fans hanging around. I can't believe this is going to be the last season. My family and I bonded over watching that show together

Slune
Community Member
1 year ago

Back home from a long haul flight totally jet lagged missed the door to the toilet and crashed my left pinkie on the doorframe. A proper right angle off the foot.....

Wanda Marc
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1 year ago

This made my evening! I laughed so hard imagining the situation.

Nordlys
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1 year ago

I just watched that episode :D

Analyn Lahr
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1 year ago

I didn't find it that scary.

Chancey
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1 year ago

I laughed so hard at imagining this!

Phoenix Smith
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1 year ago

oof. I too did watch the Bloody Mary episode alone... did not end well

Asher Gates
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1 year ago

phat rip

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IzzieM
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1 year ago

He just wanted to make sure you could see what you were saying "no" to.

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Ricky also talked about the inspiration for his popular Twitter thread, as well as what motivated him to create Super 70s Sports.

“I started the Twitter feed about five years ago just as a hobby. Figured I’d try to entertain my friends and make some new ones. It has been an incredible experience. I’ve always loved comedy, sports, and nostalgia. I thought some other folks might too. But I never would’ve thought over 300,000 followers was realistic.”

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Helen Haley
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1 year ago

Ok, that's skill. I'd put this photo on my living room wall if I did that.

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glorytherainwing
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1 year ago

real heros dont wear capes. they break both legs by falling down the stairs helping a kid

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Matilda Gross
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1 year ago

Holy CANNOLI!

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“I wanted to blend my love of sports, pop culture, comedy, and nostalgia into a place where people can share some laughs, interact, and enjoy a sense of community,” he explained to Bored Panda. “One of the best things about this tweet is it showcases the cleverness and wit of my audience which I believe is a big part of the appeal of my feed. Often they are funnier than me and this is a perfect example.”

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Thunder
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1 year ago

How. How? How?! HOW THE F*CK?!

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No you didn't
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1 year ago (edited)

I do like the fact that somewhere out there might be 50yo dudes playing hackey sack at Black Sabbath concerts.

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Cactuar Jon
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1 year ago

but did you get the french fry?

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Bored Panda also talked to Jon Gerardi about an injury that befell one of his friends in high school: "We were taping book covers on (the plain ones we all had to do back in school, I'm sure you and others remember). It appeared that he was trying to pull tape from a dispenser and his hand slipped and he hit his hand off the bottom of his desk and ended up breaking his thumb by doing so."

"I think we don't think we can be injured at home or during daily routines because we do them so frequently, it's almost like second nature," Jon said. "One thing to prevent major injuries I'd say is to just be more aware of what we're doing and not rush through things."

Nobody wants to think that they’re not safe in their homes. But the truth is, plenty of accidents happen at home (just like lots of car accidents can occur near where you live because you may relax too much when thinking you’re completely safe).

For example, in 2007, 2.7 million people in England were injured in a home accident. While in the United States, almost half of the accidents that lead to the deaths of young adults and children happen at home.

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littlesaresare
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1 year ago

Sounds like a TMJ disorder.

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Helen Haley
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1 year ago

Soooo much antiseptic needed for this one.

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IzzieM
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1 year ago

Fractures only happen when you fall while sober, just a theory, but drunken falling is safer.

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Things that can seriously harm us are usually small: failing to put up a carbon monoxide detector, having a leaky hot water heater, an untucked carpet on the stairs, a slippery bathtub, a greasy kitchen or a malfunctioning garbage disposal unit. These are all things that can be the difference between life and death.

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FloC
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1 year ago

Smoking is dangerous on many different levels :D

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Karen Johnston
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1 year ago

Oh, christ, my hair is standing on end, that sounds so painful.

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Karen Johnston
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1 year ago

You're very fragile, aren't you?

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Statistically speaking, the kitchen and the bathroom are the two rooms in your home that you’re most likely to get injured. Now, it doesn’t mean that you should curl up into a ball and hide under your bed for the rest of your life. But it does mean that you should be aware of sharp knives and wet floors. And if you’re working outside your home, be wary when you’re mowing the lawn or cleaning the gutter: you’re most likely to hurt yourself while doing those two things. If you want to keep your kids safe, give them some other chores to do than mowing the lawn.

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No you didn't
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1 year ago

Whoa! I hope this marked the last moment Sister Leonardo was ever allowed around children.

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Gina Aresti
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1 year ago

It was not a Thanksgiving Turkey any more...

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Maci Mae
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1 year ago (edited)

He needs some milk!

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Helen Haley
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1 year ago

Gotta lift with your legs man.

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Miss Cris
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1 year ago

Did you buy that dress?

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Helen Haley
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1 year ago

How uncommon. One could say it was medium-rare.

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Helen Haley
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1 year ago

I have questions.....

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Courtney Gutz
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1 year ago

Somewhere, a bird or fish is thanking you for your sacrifice.

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Hendra Lim
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1 year ago

final destination?

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