As anybody who's ever worked in any kind of service industry will know, customers can be pretty hard work sometimes. But even though they can drive you nuts, occasionally they come out with something so ridiculous that you simply have to laugh.

When Redditor PrinceETheTruth asked people "what is the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you?" he probably didn't expect them to be so dumb. Below you'll find some of the most amusing, the most ridiculous, and the most unbelievable questions ever asked by customers.

Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

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is he blond?

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

this is the best one!

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Anna Jensen
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4 years ago

That would be perfect for a candid camera episode.

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Hans
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4 years ago

It would be rather scary if he could answer that...

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

above the sun? that's a long ride

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Daria B
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4 years ago

"500 cents, please."

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

*facepalm*

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

i try for years to get the upper case number to work

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MD
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4 years ago

I love when people say that. Like this isn't our first day. We know what we are doing. By the way, could I see your marketing/business/finance degree that makes you so good at "business".

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

LOL

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Hans
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4 years ago

Actually, food processing pretty much work like this. Fish in the atlantic, send if like 10000 kms, process it, send it another 10000 kilometers, make a meal out of it, and send it another 10000 kms to sell it.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

these people need to stay longer at school... more they need better teachers

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Yes M'mam head to toe

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

and to think these people have the right to vote

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Oh Dear God!

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Benny Lava
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4 years ago

Did you check the planters after he left?

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

not a surprise that the Kardashian has so many followers

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

i work at computer support and one day a woman come in my office because her computer was off and she doesn't know how to put the power on. i Wonder what she do at home with her tv

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Hans
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4 years ago

"I do not know, but they are fertilized with stupid questions."

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

IM SO FUCKIN CONFUSED SOMEONE EXPLAIN XD

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Hans
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4 years ago

I think the customer is right...no blade, no wiping...

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Daria B
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4 years ago

Awww... But this can be due to cultural differences...

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| TheArtAddict |
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4 years ago

"Yes, i am the Harry you spoke to yesterday. My badge simply says *insert name here* because my boss thought it would be a funny joke..."

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Hans
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4 years ago

I bet there are people at electronic stores that shop for wireless cables to get a better signal.

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Hans
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4 years ago

Probably, credit cards should not require a solvency check but rather a written test on the principles of money economy ..

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

he asker for sweet corn EXPECTING suger with corn?????

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

she doesn't know what is lenses...

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

T R I G G E R E D

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

so basically his mother are is sister right? and his father is brother too

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA does anyone else get this??

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MD
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4 years ago

Giraffes hunting in packs... you think they carry weapons? What do they hunt?

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Cool Quote Character
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4 years ago

The stupidity is painful

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

did he expect to eat a dino egg?

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

dat saracism doe lol help LMAO

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Hans
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4 years ago

Politeness is everything!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

happen often to my wife

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

ok... i'll take 6 ans a suger-free dr pepper

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

did he ask you to wipe his ass too? damn people are lazy

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

OH GOD * FACE PALM*

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Hans
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4 years ago

Should have told him that numbers can react very pesky if not treated correctly!

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Catalina Ioan
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4 years ago

It's not THAT dumb a question... If it's an 80 yo grandma who's never used a computer, that's not stupidity.

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| TheArtAddict |
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4 years ago

"Because inside your stomach will grow a beautiful coffee plant."

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

well he was asking if they were real....

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

if you put lub on a G.I.Joe yeah you do

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

Wonder if she says: and the condom too was only wore once?

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Jörg Zingler
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4 years ago

Thats what I call trust.......

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Enoch Evenson
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4 years ago

I remember those days. Kids today will never know the horrors.

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

My girlfriend once told me about a movie of a guy who wrote in a journal... the funny thing is a found it: He Dances with Wolves. Don't ask me how i did it

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

seems legit....

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Lucina Sandoval-Gordon
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4 years ago

Wow! Smh...

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Yugan Talovich
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4 years ago

14 days, three years, you're gonna quibble?

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

she deserved it

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Catalina Ioan
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4 years ago

How is that a dumb question? That's a perfectly civilized how-do-you-do between two seasoned trolls.

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Ellie
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4 years ago

It is odd if your not American. I'm Swedish and the cheaper with insurance thing doesn't make much sense to me either :P

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Ian Langille
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4 years ago

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Haha fuuuuu

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

try both of them and see which one sir

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MD
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4 years ago

lol, sounds like he's bored

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Chia Bun Bun
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4 years ago

What an asshole

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Yugan Talovich
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4 years ago

How did you keep a straight face? This cracked me up. Thanks for posting.

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