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Cat Escapes From High-Security Prison Cell After Getting Caught Smuggling Drugs
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Cat Escapes From High-Security Prison Cell After Getting Caught Smuggling Drugs

This just in—a cat detained at a high-security Sri Lanka prison has escaped! The feline was jailed for allegedly trying to smuggle drugs and cell phone SIM cards. The drug lord was detected by jail intelligence officials this Saturday at Sri Lanka’s main prison—Welikada Prison, police officials report.

Welikada Prison has reported that incidents of people throwing small packets of drugs, phone chargers, and cell phones over the walls have increased in the past few weeks. Whether the narco cat has anything to do with it is still unknown.

A detained cat at a high-security prison in Sri Lanka has escaped

Image credits: Sri Lanka Police

Nearly two grams of heroin, two SIM cards, and a memory chip were all found in a small plastic bag that was on the criminal’s neck. However, on Sunday, the cat escaped from a prison room where the police were keeping it. Prison authorities gave no immediate comments on the incident.

The incident occurred this Sunday

Image credits: Sri Lanka Police

The police suspect that the drug traffickers who trained the cat came from the same cartel that used to use an eagle to smuggle drugs. While there is no stipulation for animal arrest in Sri Lanka, law enforcement was hoping that the feline could lead the police to the smugglers’ den, local media reports suggest. Reportedly, the four-legged drug lord escaped from its holding room through a fence when prison guards came in to feed it.

The cat was previously detained for heroin possession

Image credits: Sri Lanka Police

People online had various versions of what might’ve had happened on that fateful Sunday. “Ever thought that maybe he was forced to do it because his kittens were held hostage?” one person on Facebook wonders. “Plot twist… the cat is the drug lord,” another Facebook user commented.

Here’s what people online said

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Dr. Morocco
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat is not a snitch. Didn't showed a way to associates

Xandra
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't talk either. Cause cats are not rats :))

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Maryam Siddiqui
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is one of the best things ive seen today😂

Miklós Nagy
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we stop for a moment and appreciate the guy who was able to train a cat?

Bill
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say dogs are a man's best friend but the cat won't narc and show the cops where the drugs are

Kenny Kulbiski
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, escaped. You know he bribed those guards. He's in his remote, luxurious cat house now doing high grade catnip and laughing at drug dogs.

Felicity Lemon
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It can't go against their trainers, especially if they would harm the cat if it doesn't follow orders

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Bill
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somewhere in Sri Lanka there is a gangster who is so hard core that his pet did hard time in the pen and is on the run after busting out.

Meeow
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahaha This cat is Cattel :ROFLMAO

Hollysmom
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor kitty. Humans use animals in the most horrible ways. Go ahead kitty, rat them out

Riolu Claw
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

man... didn't know the movie Keanu was based on a true story

John L
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So how much time did the cat get? Guess it doesn't matter, should have at least 8 more lives.....

Eric Soliday
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too bad people cant say "well I don't know what I'm doing"

DC
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So did she, like, try it out? I've seen cats enjoying pain meds of the opiate type ... actually, I think they should have access to it in case it is going towards teh final appointment ... you know, if you can spend one day in pain, or a few days in mindless euphoria, prior to death, what would'ya chose?

Dr. Morocco
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat is not a snitch. Didn't showed a way to associates

Xandra
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't talk either. Cause cats are not rats :))

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Maryam Siddiqui
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is one of the best things ive seen today😂

Miklós Nagy
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we stop for a moment and appreciate the guy who was able to train a cat?

Bill
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say dogs are a man's best friend but the cat won't narc and show the cops where the drugs are

Kenny Kulbiski
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, escaped. You know he bribed those guards. He's in his remote, luxurious cat house now doing high grade catnip and laughing at drug dogs.

Felicity Lemon
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It can't go against their trainers, especially if they would harm the cat if it doesn't follow orders

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Bill
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somewhere in Sri Lanka there is a gangster who is so hard core that his pet did hard time in the pen and is on the run after busting out.

Meeow
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahaha This cat is Cattel :ROFLMAO

Hollysmom
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor kitty. Humans use animals in the most horrible ways. Go ahead kitty, rat them out

Riolu Claw
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

man... didn't know the movie Keanu was based on a true story

John L
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So how much time did the cat get? Guess it doesn't matter, should have at least 8 more lives.....

Eric Soliday
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Too bad people cant say "well I don't know what I'm doing"

DC
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So did she, like, try it out? I've seen cats enjoying pain meds of the opiate type ... actually, I think they should have access to it in case it is going towards teh final appointment ... you know, if you can spend one day in pain, or a few days in mindless euphoria, prior to death, what would'ya chose?

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