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Having a car (and being able to drive one, of course) is great. The amount of flexibility and independence it provides to your life is huge. But with great freedom comes great responsibility. To the car, yourself, and everyone on the road.

To show you what it's like to sit in front of the wheel, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the funniest and most relatable car memes we could find on the internet. From dealing with BMW drivers to parallel parking, here's what every driver goes through on a daily basis!

A recent study of 2,000 American car owners found that as many as a quarter feel they take a risk each time they hit the road as their vehicle is currently in need of repair or no longer runs well.

The study asked people to reflect on the current state of their vehicle and tested their knowledge of car basics. Results showed an alarming number of drivers are rolling the dice on vehicles in need of work — 68 percent said their cars currently have at least one thing wrong with them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...followed by the international hand symbol to tell them what you think, to be displayed while overtaking.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I had a mustang pass me so fast and gave me the finger. Two miles further, the mustang broke down and there was smoke coming out of it. I gave him the finger when I passed him. One of the most memorable moments of my life.

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With so many vehicles in need of love, Americans could stand to do a bit of brushing up on how to take care of their cars a little better. 36 percent of those studied confessed they don’t know the first thing about fixing a flat tire.

The survey, conducted by Cooper Tires, discovered that nearly half of American car owners think they couldn't change their car’s oil and almost 30 percent believe they couldn't even pick out the correct oil their car needs in the first place.

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While going to a mechanic to get your car fixed is remains the main option for most, there's something about being able to make at least basic repairs by yourself. Working with your hands gives you pleasure. Not everyone's born a car-savvy genius, but we can always learn!

Nick Gerhardt points out in an article on Family Handyman, that you should start off with the smallest things and work your way up. For instance, you can kick things off by replacing your wiper blades or your air filter. Then, maybe try replacing the bulbs.

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Senior tech editor at Jalopnik and owner of far too many Jeeps, David Tracy, shares this sentiment. If you want a crash course in wrenching, he suggests you buy yourself a junker. According to Tracy, it is the single best way to learn to fix cars. Especially if you're young and/or don't have much money, because you’ll be forced to do your own repairs.

"Coming out of high school, I hadn't turned a single wrench. I hadn't changed my oil, I hadn't changed spark plugs," Tracy writes. "Heck, I hadn’t even changed my air filter. I was a total noob. But then I got to college and bought a 215,000 mile 1992 Jeep Cherokee — a total pile of junk."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also known as the New York second, the shortest period of time known to mankind.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister, an attorney, fell victim to this. She was stopped at a signal, noticed him behind her, and thought to herself "he better not mess with me! I'm not doing anything." Then she pulled out through the still red light.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And now you're worried because you might look suspicious if you try not to look suspicious.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just doing anything near a police officer. At school, driving, store, etc,

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, not a problem at all. In fact I overtook police cars on multiple occasions when they were driving below the speed limit. I'm not going to get stuck behind a fool who is just driving around for fun.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All my lights work, cruise control is on, and my wallet is safely resting on the kitchen counter right where I left it. Life is good

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isnt this just like everywhere though? Like no matter where i go if i see a cop I immediately feel guilty and like they're there for me lol. Idk what it is. So many bad experiences personally and then everyone else. Its crap

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Police usually drive too slow so I'm always passing them while everyone else stays behind them. This happens on the highway and on city streets with 2 lanes same direction. I also pull in front of them in roundabouts while others wait. Oh, I'm a white female. YRMV

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is THE single most effective car safety device ever invented? Most people immediately answer: seat belts. Nope. It’s a rear view mirror - with a cop car in it.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. Always checking…are my hands on the three and nine? Did I check the mirrors a thousand times….Did I signal when I changed lines?….

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Driving a wrangler on a super windy day in front of a cop is so scary. Wranglers are known to get blown around and I just pray the cops know that tidbit of info too.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Went down a road in my village earlier today and saw two police vehicles with blue lights on - turned around and drove away but felt like I was fleeing the scene!! Not sure what had happened but it was at part of the road which floods the second it rains and it's raining VERY heavily right now.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or one is in front of you, or the cars ahead of you, acting like the pace car AND driving way under the limit, but no one’s brave enough to pass them, even if they won’t be speeding to do so.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMFG I literally was just talking to my mom about this exact thing last night while I was driving us home from my Nephews High School Graduation. Lololol Side note, from a Police Officer's point of view, coming directly from my Dad, retired Officer. What goes through their mind is We, the driver is legal and just nervous about a Cop behind them or some bad s**t is going on now or they are suspended, uninsured or unregistered. He said it was infuriating yet humorous especially if he already saw them speeding until he pulled behind them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My car has a speed limiter toggle on the steering wheel. I'm sure it must annoy the following police officer when I'm doing EXACTLY the speed limit without variation.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same when someone asks for your ticket even though you bought one or during any security stop. There's always the possibility that I'm n amnesiac mass murderer or something.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you know there are plenty of cases when police attack for no reason... "When Police Attack!" sounds like an "extreme nature" program that needs to be made...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes me cringe to see cyclists wearing headphones- I cycle daily. It is dangerous enough without being able to hear traffic.

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Tracy's Jeep had rust holes in the rocker panels, a huge exhaust leak, a bad fuel pump, a bad power steering line, brakes that would seize when it got slightly warm outside, filthy brown transmission fluid, and leaky gaskets everywhere. But he wasn't discouraged by it. Tracy was intrigued. And he didn't really have another option.

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"It was my only car and I spent all my money on textbooks, so I had no choice but to learn to fix it myself. I also had no garage, so most of my wrenching was done in parking garages or on the street side."

"With the help of some friends at a neighboring university, I learned the basics. They taught me to change plugs, replace my valve cover gasket, and change my oil. Just that little bit of guidance was all I needed to get the ball rolling," Tracy says.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you know how good your driving skills are, but they don’t. That’s why I drive more like a grandparent when someone else is in the car, than when it’s just me and I’m both familiar with the road and know what I’m capable of.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you are driving then do it your way. When i am driving shut the fk up!

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"That was the beginning of my love affair for wrenching. And now, with my new project, I’m learning quite a lot more. You can learn, too. Just go ahead and buy that Volkswagen Type III Squareback on Craigslist you’ve been salivating over."

If you do get your old VW Type III Squareback, you're gonna want to change the oil, go through the brakes, and do a basic tune-up. So go out and get some tools.

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"The heart of any toolset is the socket set, so start there. My first set was a cheapo one from AutoZone. It worked okay for light-duty things, but then I had to take my bumper bolts off, and I ended up breaking ratchets and shearing extensions," Tracy explains. "You can get a pretty decent socket set from Wal-Mart for $60 or so."

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You pitiful fool you. Thought you could overtake me?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You want to try following a bunch of DeLorians down the road. I thought I was seeing things, as they are all identical. (We were leaving a car show).

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OK, let's say your car isn't that bad. Then what? Well, if your ride is (somewhat) decent and you just want to know how to change the brakes, YouTube has the answers.

"I can't tell you how many times I've gone to YouTube to learn how to fix something. In fact, I referenced a YouTube video to figure out how to pull the engine from my Jeep Cherokee," Tracy says.

"There's such a wealth of wrenching knowledge on YouTube, it should be one of your first resources for information on how to fix your car."

That being said, be careful and use some judgment. Anybody can post stuff on YouTube, so if some guy uploads a video and cuts his brake lines and tells you it will get you better gas mileage because of the decreased brake drag, you might want to turn your brain on and think about that for a second.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you follow a car for 87 turns your are definitively stalking

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The next logical step would be to get a repair manual, a step-by-step guide on how to fix things. Get one. "You can get a Chilton or Haynes manual for about $25 at any car parts store, or, better yet, download or buy a hard copy of a factory service manual for your car. These books can save you tons of time and effort, especially when it comes to stuff like torque specs and fluid capacities," Tracy advises.

Follow these steps and you should at least build an even stronger bond with your car. If that's something you want, of course!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am guessing that this photo was taken in Russia. There is a Lada with a body kit in the photo!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This always seems to happen to me. You let someone in and then you don't make the lights. Or you let someone in, which makes them happy, so they let someone in and so on until you are behind a queue of a dozen cars!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago I was stuck at a high rise bridge and the guy in front of me was singing Miami Sound Machine's Conga at the top of his lungs. I found the radio station he was listening to and joined him at the top of my lungs. "Come on shake your body baby..."

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, with 90 over a speed bump you would see your axle in the mirror, and you might need to see a orthopedist.

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