ADVERTISEMENT

Having a car (and being able to drive one, of course) is great. The amount of flexibility and independence it provides to your life is huge. But with great freedom comes great responsibility. To the car, yourself, and everyone on the road.

To show you what it's like to sit in front of the wheel, Bored Panda has compiled a list of the funniest and most relatable car memes we could find on the internet. From dealing with BMW drivers to parallel parking, here's what every driver goes through on a daily basis!

A recent study of 2,000 American car owners found that as many as a quarter feel they take a risk each time they hit the road as their vehicle is currently in need of repair or no longer runs well.

The study asked people to reflect on the current state of their vehicle and tested their knowledge of car basics. Results showed an alarming number of drivers are rolling the dice on vehicles in need of work — 68 percent said their cars currently have at least one thing wrong with them.

#3

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

singlesourcedenver Report

Add photo comments
POST
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...followed by the international hand symbol to tell them what you think, to be displayed while overtaking.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#4

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

memesandmoodz Report

Add photo comments
POST
edc_82 avatar
Lola
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I had a mustang pass me so fast and gave me the finger. Two miles further, the mustang broke down and there was smoke coming out of it. I gave him the finger when I passed him. One of the most memorable moments of my life.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

With so many vehicles in need of love, Americans could stand to do a bit of brushing up on how to take care of their cars a little better. 36 percent of those studied confessed they don’t know the first thing about fixing a flat tire.

The survey, conducted by Cooper Tires, discovered that nearly half of American car owners think they couldn't change their car’s oil and almost 30 percent believe they couldn't even pick out the correct oil their car needs in the first place.

ADVERTISEMENT
#6

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

meme_dawg420 Report

Add photo comments
POST
arthurwaite avatar
Arthur Waite
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Dad used to say: "Let 'em by. They'll be out of your life in a second."

juniperbushes avatar
Gin
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lets face it, that is really the best attitude to have. Don't have to worry about them getting road rage and taking it out on you and probably keeps your blood pressure at sensible levels!!

Load More Replies...
darrellperry avatar
Darrell Perry
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ideally one should only be in the fast lane to pass. I see way too many self righteous people driving the same speed as those in the slow lane because they either don’t know any better, don’t care or are clueless as to their surroundings. Traffic would flow better and nobody would get bent out of shape because someone thinks they should dictate the speed of travel. And don’t get me started on slow drivers merging on to the freeway. Step on the damn gas and if you’re on the freeway make room for the person entering the freeway by moving over for them if possible, don’t slow down if you can avoid it.

elena_a_k avatar
ElenaK
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When someone does this I turn on briefly the fog light. They think I am hitting the brake and slow down immediately.

christinalanders avatar
Christina Landers
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if i am in the fast lane heading to work (san diego) and i see someone coming up on me fast i just move the hell over. maybe they need to go 90 today; not really my concern so i let them pass me then they get to be the cop bait.

mandemaker avatar
Repel
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If some car is pushing me from behind I usually slow down a bit till they back off. Then get back to normal speed.

pantea avatar
Pantea
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't matter. If the car behind you is faster, change the lane. They have to deal with consequences if they're caught speeding, but you're not supposed to regulate the speed of others.

chrisb_5 avatar
Chris B
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It changed a bit. It's now BMW and/or AUDI. At least here in germany.

schizodragon avatar
3ke
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I experience s**t like this more often with a Lexus than a BMW.

robert-townsend avatar
Billy The Kid
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People used to do that behind emergency vehicles in the UK to get through the traffic quicker.

maeryn1966 avatar
Julie Terrell
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The closer they get to me, the slower I'll go. And if they've really pissed me off, I'll stay the same speed as the car beside me, ensuring that the annoying person can't pass in either lane.

dldufty avatar
Donna Dufty
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's when I put on my hazard lights (and watch them practically reverse away lol)

ianbartels1113 avatar
Ian Bartels
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my gosh, people do that in Oregon and it drives me nuts!

facebook_radek avatar
Radek Suski
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would gently hit the brake. I love to see the panic in their eyes

melayahm avatar
Caroline Driver
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BMWs HAVE to be in front. I loved pulling away from traffic lights faster than they could when they'd come up beside me on my motorbike

nadinebamberger avatar
Nadine Bamberger
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then they pass you, nearly crashing into incoming traffic just to be waiting for you at the next traffic light.

robertthompson_1 avatar
Robert Thompson
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a right to obey the law. My taxes paid for that street. If you don't like it, buy your own street.

aaronlaw avatar
LAWLAWLAW
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to find the boy racers blaring out drum n bass get in front of em an slow right down and treat them to some Queen at full volume, happy days

alexdureich avatar
Michigan Guy
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

never ever brake hard just to f**k with them. that's a problem waiting to happen..

alicewiedrick avatar
Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ikr! And then you get to a light and theres like no space between you and the car.

thaydende avatar
Thay
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Colorado be like this lol. Its annoying like were all already going at a felony speed so wth chill or pull over to poop

ballzzey avatar
Joe Christea
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When this happens to me I pull over immediately if I'm able too, and let the jerk go around me! I hear about road rage incidents all the time, so I'm very careful and always assume everybody has a bad temper and gun to shoot me!

christinalanders avatar
Christina Landers
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the "standard" for the fast lane in san diego when traffic is light is 80 mph. it makes up for the times when the freeway speed drops to 20 or 30.

sabine-fahrenkamp avatar
Sabine Fahrenkamp
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

rodrigocentoventicinqueboschi avatar
Rodrigo “centoventicinque” Boschi
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

fun fact : by default setting most bmw warn give a warn when the driver go faster than the speed limit . Mine does on highway

vonkrawall avatar
von Krawall
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine how FUN it is to live in germany where every asshole is driving a bmw/audi etc...

samuelchen avatar
*me*
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends dad got a tiny little BMW. I’m glad he’s a regular driver, not an entitled businessman

tasmapittock avatar
Ranch Dressing
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Australia it's those big American style pickups that tailgate. I don't know why they just don't overtake? I mean, they are really good drivers.... Right?

itzel-ocampo avatar
Izzy_
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that!! I just sit back and look very relax so they get the hint that I am not moving over. THEN after they eventually do go around me, I simply move over muahahahaha!

b_maguire avatar
Billy Maguire
Community Member
2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Fixing a flat? Do they mean putting on the spare? I take my flats to the shop for FIXING.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

While going to a mechanic to get your car fixed is remains the main option for most, there's something about being able to make at least basic repairs by yourself. Working with your hands gives you pleasure. Not everyone's born a car-savvy genius, but we can always learn!

Nick Gerhardt points out in an article on Family Handyman, that you should start off with the smallest things and work your way up. For instance, you can kick things off by replacing your wiper blades or your air filter. Then, maybe try replacing the bulbs.

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Senior tech editor at Jalopnik and owner of far too many Jeeps, David Tracy, shares this sentiment. If you want a crash course in wrenching, he suggests you buy yourself a junker. According to Tracy, it is the single best way to learn to fix cars. Especially if you're young and/or don't have much money, because you’ll be forced to do your own repairs.

"Coming out of high school, I hadn't turned a single wrench. I hadn't changed my oil, I hadn't changed spark plugs," Tracy writes. "Heck, I hadn’t even changed my air filter. I was a total noob. But then I got to college and bought a 215,000 mile 1992 Jeep Cherokee — a total pile of junk."

#11

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

fatherlongleg Report

Add photo comments
POST
der-tod-auf-raedern avatar
Cactus McCoy
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also known as the New York second, the shortest period of time known to mankind.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#12

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

babyyodathechildyay Report

Add photo comments
POST
liddlecatpaws avatar
Jo Johannsen
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister, an attorney, fell victim to this. She was stopped at a signal, noticed him behind her, and thought to herself "he better not mess with me! I'm not doing anything." Then she pulled out through the still red light.

View more commentsArrow down menu
#13

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

miilkkk Report

Add photo comments
POST
grubbster55 avatar
Andrew Gibb
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It makes me cringe to see cyclists wearing headphones- I cycle daily. It is dangerous enough without being able to hear traffic.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

Tracy's Jeep had rust holes in the rocker panels, a huge exhaust leak, a bad fuel pump, a bad power steering line, brakes that would seize when it got slightly warm outside, filthy brown transmission fluid, and leaky gaskets everywhere. But he wasn't discouraged by it. Tracy was intrigued. And he didn't really have another option.

ADVERTISEMENT

"It was my only car and I spent all my money on textbooks, so I had no choice but to learn to fix it myself. I also had no garage, so most of my wrenching was done in parking garages or on the street side."

"With the help of some friends at a neighboring university, I learned the basics. They taught me to change plugs, replace my valve cover gasket, and change my oil. Just that little bit of guidance was all I needed to get the ball rolling," Tracy says.

#14

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
kathrynbaylis_1 avatar
Kathryn Baylis
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you know how good your driving skills are, but they don’t. That’s why I drive more like a grandparent when someone else is in the car, than when it’s just me and I’m both familiar with the road and know what I’m capable of.

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#15

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

subtleasianfeels Report

Add photo comments
POST
robert-townsend avatar
Billy The Kid
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you are driving then do it your way. When i am driving shut the fk up!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu

"That was the beginning of my love affair for wrenching. And now, with my new project, I’m learning quite a lot more. You can learn, too. Just go ahead and buy that Volkswagen Type III Squareback on Craigslist you’ve been salivating over."

If you do get your old VW Type III Squareback, you're gonna want to change the oil, go through the brakes, and do a basic tune-up. So go out and get some tools.

ADVERTISEMENT

"The heart of any toolset is the socket set, so start there. My first set was a cheapo one from AutoZone. It worked okay for light-duty things, but then I had to take my bumper bolts off, and I ended up breaking ratchets and shearing extensions," Tracy explains. "You can get a pretty decent socket set from Wal-Mart for $60 or so."

#17

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
mandemaker avatar
Repel
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You pitiful fool you. Thought you could overtake me?

View more commentsArrow down menu
#18

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

yoyoha Report

Add photo comments
POST
robert-thornburrow avatar
Robert T
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You want to try following a bunch of DeLorians down the road. I thought I was seeing things, as they are all identical. (We were leaving a car show).

View more commentsArrow down menu

OK, let's say your car isn't that bad. Then what? Well, if your ride is (somewhat) decent and you just want to know how to change the brakes, YouTube has the answers.

"I can't tell you how many times I've gone to YouTube to learn how to fix something. In fact, I referenced a YouTube video to figure out how to pull the engine from my Jeep Cherokee," Tracy says.

"There's such a wealth of wrenching knowledge on YouTube, it should be one of your first resources for information on how to fix your car."

That being said, be careful and use some judgment. Anybody can post stuff on YouTube, so if some guy uploads a video and cuts his brake lines and tells you it will get you better gas mileage because of the decreased brake drag, you might want to turn your brain on and think about that for a second.

ADVERTISEMENT
#20

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
mandemaker avatar
Repel
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you follow a car for 87 turns your are definitively stalking

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
See Also on Bored Panda

The next logical step would be to get a repair manual, a step-by-step guide on how to fix things. Get one. "You can get a Chilton or Haynes manual for about $25 at any car parts store, or, better yet, download or buy a hard copy of a factory service manual for your car. These books can save you tons of time and effort, especially when it comes to stuff like torque specs and fluid capacities," Tracy advises.

Follow these steps and you should at least build an even stronger bond with your car. If that's something you want, of course!

#24

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
grubbster55 avatar
Andrew Gibb
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am guessing that this photo was taken in Russia. There is a Lada with a body kit in the photo!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#27

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
robert-thornburrow avatar
Robert T
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This always seems to happen to me. You let someone in and then you don't make the lights. Or you let someone in, which makes them happy, so they let someone in and so on until you are behind a queue of a dozen cars!

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#30

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

6ix_zw Report

See Also on Bored Panda
#31

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

Rhodes411 Report

Add photo comments
POST
patriciaross avatar
tuzdayschild
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago I was stuck at a high rise bridge and the guy in front of me was singing Miami Sound Machine's Conga at the top of his lungs. I found the radio station he was listening to and joined him at the top of my lungs. "Come on shake your body baby..."

View More Replies...
View more commentsArrow down menu
#35

Driving-Car-Funny-Jokes

Report

Add photo comments
POST
crabcrab avatar
Hans
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, with 90 over a speed bump you would see your axle in the mirror, and you might need to see a orthopedist.

View more commentsArrow down menu

Note: this post originally had 55 images. It’s been shortened to the top 35 images based on user votes.