BREAKING NEWS: The original habitat used to grow Donald Trump’s hair has been located in Tromsø, Norway, one of the northernmost cities in the world. Scientists confirm that Trump, just like the Biblical Samson, draws most of his power from his hair.
Jokes aside, there has been much speculation about Donald Trump’s hair. Michael R. Cunningham, Ph.D., a professor and psychologist at the University of Louisville, thinks that Trump just likes it that way, whereas Dr. Paul McAndrews, a dermatologist who specializes in hair restoration, suggests three other reasons why Donald Trump might choose a comb-over: “To hide baldness, to hide a bad transplant, or to hide a flap surgery scar.”
OK, enough with the suspense. Brace yourselves! You’re in for a harry ride!
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I am scared. So scared.
Do you need to go find your safe place?
Dumpy made sure it’s not Hawaii.
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They look like smaller versions of Cousin It.
Amusing.
I am scared. So scared.
Do you need to go find your safe place?
Dumpy made sure it’s not Hawaii.
dude, it's all the same cycle again: you enter a Dark Ages where dumb idiots rule, then there's goddam bloody crisis, and then the renaissance, where idiots are finally vanquished and there's some little normal time. Then idiots rise again.
They look like smaller versions of Cousin It.
Amusing.