Some people argue dogs are the best thing that happened to humanity. They're loyal, cheerful, friendly, smart... It's no surprise we get carried when they're around. We plan our lives around doggies, we spoil them more than we do our children, and tell them 'I love you' a 100 times a day. Yup, the shocking truth is that dog owners are pretty much owned by dogs.

Bored Panda created a list of tweets that shows just how canine-obsessed we are. Vote for your favorite and tell us if you recognized yourself in them.

#1

Dog Tweets

SkylaCheyenne Report

Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

This needs more upvotes!

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#2

Dog Tweets

L1lmojoOfficial Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

As long as it is barking and does not extend to butt-sniffing, this is an exemplary deed!

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#3

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fioses Report

i_know_im_amazing
Community Member
3 years ago

One time my mom did everything that this dog owner is doing, and literally ran inside for 5 minutes to get something from a store, but this well-meaning lady called the cops and my mom spent a couple hours trying to explain that she left the ac on and food and water for the dog.

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#4

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dogtextings Report

CatPerson
Community Member
3 years ago

-alk Dog bowls you over as it runs out of the house

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#5

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DamienFahey Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Since when would care and empathy canish when becoming an adult?

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#6

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jordynhalls Report

Kaitlyn DSOUZA
Community Member
3 years ago

when you talk to your dog, bye means nothing

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#7

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spaghemily Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

The nice thing about having a shih-tzu is that Charlie never has to sit in the rear. He just sits up front, on someone's lap, usually my left thigh and hangs his head out the window. :D

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#8

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MadisonReeg Report

Kojiro Naruse (成瀬小次郎)
Community Member
3 years ago

Frameception

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#9

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sadgirlkms Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

For political correctness, "sadness" would probably be the better word (for depression is a serious illness, if someone is really suffering from it). Sadness cure has a 100% sucess rate, that's for sure!

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#10

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Iolitatbh Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

You're hired!

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#11

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heymonroe Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Fair enough.

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#12

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loyalgaI Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Caitlyn, that sounds like you. :D

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#13

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KimChevon Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

And I guess the dog even has his or her own personal assistant.

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#14

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5eean Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Many people will salute you with respect for this action :D

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#15

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dogtextings Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Introducting the new Crumbs-o-Sucker: you will never need a vacuum cleaner again.

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#16

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TheDrewLynch Report

MSP acephal
Community Member
3 years ago

I always know the names of the dogs, never know the names of the owners

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#17

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dogtextings Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes! Four-legged kids!

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#18

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zoebaumann_ Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This is slightly disturbing.

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#19

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FreddyAmazin Report

John L
Community Member
3 years ago

Since I'm self-employed and have my business at home, I don't have to do that. I have to keep Charlie off of them, or he will simply love them to death. LOL!

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#20

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Laura_Hattar Report

frank0ys
Community Member
3 years ago

...You have the cutest date ever!

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#21

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EliTerry Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

How could you! D: *writes that technique down*

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#22

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theyearofelan Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This one leaves me confused. It is not so hard to at least understand each other, if you accept that it must not be with orally spoken words. If you compare this to cat, it is another story.

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#23

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miliondollameat Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

All if forgiven.

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#24

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veganshorty Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This dog looks like your therapist!

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#25

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cherish_lewis1 Report

i_know_im_amazing
Community Member
3 years ago

lmao

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#26

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dogtextings Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Okay, this is freaking adorable :D

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#27

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Neil_Paine Report

Shane Chang
Community Member
3 years ago

I have a video of her in Madison Square Park!

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#28

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dogtextings Report

Den Star
Community Member
3 years ago

This keeps making me laugh. Adorb

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#29

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dafloydsta Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Serious compatibility test...

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#30

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Yuuri_On_Top Report

Den Star
Community Member
3 years ago

Me too, we were leaving an appointment and some doggo just ran right up to us to be petted. I had to sit down with him and pet!

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#31

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primawesome Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

A truly admirable goal, to be honest :)

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#32

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visualsbytony Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Things become serious if your dog does not wear the collar at home but you put it onto him/her when guests come over.

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#33

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SortaBad Report

A Dog Person
Community Member
3 years ago

Of course, every time you are going somewhere and you just "can't be late", you see a cute doggy and pet it for at least 20 minutes and then all the worries that you'll be late just go away:D

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#34

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victoriaaycock Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

And he is fabulous!

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#35

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TheBoydP Report

Kaitlyn DSOUZA
Community Member
3 years ago

Really! My record is 2 seconds....

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#36

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LuvPug Report

Hamlets twin
Community Member
3 years ago

OK Mr. Berkowitz just take these pills...

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#37

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dogtextings Report

Sofia Bellavista
Community Member
3 years ago

I applaud you both!

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#38

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CuteDogPlcs Report

Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

Legit

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#39

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daddy_chinny Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Introducting Dog-O-Whipser...the first tool to keep your dog informed while you are at work. Includes Sniff-O-Dispenser to release odors from you for his pleasure.

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#40

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perdizzion Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

To be fair, that's most dogowners :D AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT

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#41

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TheWeirdWorld Report

maryhadalittlelamb
Community Member
3 years ago

maybe your neighbours' dogs are judging you

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#42

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souththvc Report

Michelle Tapia
Community Member
3 years ago

Been there

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#43

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Jose_Snatched Report

Stille20
Community Member
3 years ago

solution.. dog in truck.

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#44

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trangnnguyenn Report

frank0ys
Community Member
3 years ago

...The dog is judging your life decisions.

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#45

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primawesome Report

Varada Vaidya
Community Member
3 years ago

sigh...dog people....we cat people are quite different...you guys think your dogs are superior, while we cat people know that we are breeding Satan!! *Grins and continues reading the tweets*

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#46

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shitheadsteve_ Report

Michel M. Prins
Community Member
3 years ago

Aww :(

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#47

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awonderdj Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

This dog is rather rectangularly shaped...

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#48

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coffee_n_mtns Report

PyroarRanger
Community Member
3 years ago

True that!

#49

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primawesome Report

WolfTitan Model 1
Community Member
3 years ago

who want's to be a human, humans start wars and problems, dogs solves problems. BE A DOG

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#50

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deepkatenine Report

Shane Chang
Community Member
3 years ago

me rn.

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#51

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memesuppIy Report

i_know_im_amazing
Community Member
3 years ago

That's productive... right? If not, I need to change a few *cough* things in my schedule....

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#52

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grandead Report

MSP acephal
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol!!!!

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#53

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lowell_ashley11 Report

Manuela Simon
Community Member
3 years ago

and he would love you till the end of his days - definitely

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#54

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buhsbaby_baby Report

Ingrid Tsai
Community Member
3 years ago

MIGHT! HAHAHA

#55

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joshgroban Report

Allana Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe he is waiting for you to fill HIS pool?!

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#56

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AmandaEeeek Report

Lisa-Marie Dhondt
Community Member
3 years ago

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To be fair, if this was your therapist as a dog, you'd be traumatised...

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#57

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Becky_Cresswell Report

Gillian Black
Community Member
3 years ago

oh yes I have thought of cooking for 2 instead of 1

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#58

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MemeoIogy_ Report

Zita-Ágota Farkas
Community Member
3 years ago

Creepy! :))

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#59

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attack_on_asher Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

she IS a dog

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#60

Refusing To Get Out Of The Car....after 2 Hours + She Finally Did!!! Stubborn Mule ❤️

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LizzyM
Community Member
3 years ago

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