60 Funny Dog Tweets That Are Too Relatable

This needs more upvotes!

As long as it is barking and does not extend to butt-sniffing, this is an exemplary deed!

One time my mom did everything that this dog owner is doing, and literally ran inside for 5 minutes to get something from a store, but this well-meaning lady called the cops and my mom spent a couple hours trying to explain that she left the ac on and food and water for the dog.

-alk Dog bowls you over as it runs out of the house

Since when would care and empathy canish when becoming an adult?

when you talk to your dog, bye means nothing

The nice thing about having a shih-tzu is that Charlie never has to sit in the rear. He just sits up front, on someone's lap, usually my left thigh and hangs his head out the window. :D

Frameception

For political correctness, "sadness" would probably be the better word (for depression is a serious illness, if someone is really suffering from it). Sadness cure has a 100% sucess rate, that's for sure!

You're hired!

Fair enough.

Caitlyn, that sounds like you. :D

And I guess the dog even has his or her own personal assistant.

Many people will salute you with respect for this action :D

Introducting the new Crumbs-o-Sucker: you will never need a vacuum cleaner again.

I always know the names of the dogs, never know the names of the owners

Yes! Four-legged kids!

This is slightly disturbing.

Since I'm self-employed and have my business at home, I don't have to do that. I have to keep Charlie off of them, or he will simply love them to death. LOL!

...You have the cutest date ever!

How could you! D: *writes that technique down*

This one leaves me confused. It is not so hard to at least understand each other, if you accept that it must not be with orally spoken words. If you compare this to cat, it is another story.

All if forgiven.

This dog looks like your therapist!

lmao

Okay, this is freaking adorable :D

I have a video of her in Madison Square Park!

This keeps making me laugh. Adorb

Serious compatibility test...

Me too, we were leaving an appointment and some doggo just ran right up to us to be petted. I had to sit down with him and pet!

A truly admirable goal, to be honest :)

Things become serious if your dog does not wear the collar at home but you put it onto him/her when guests come over.

Of course, every time you are going somewhere and you just "can't be late", you see a cute doggy and pet it for at least 20 minutes and then all the worries that you'll be late just go away:D

And he is fabulous!

Really! My record is 2 seconds....

OK Mr. Berkowitz just take these pills...

I applaud you both!

Legit

Introducting Dog-O-Whipser...the first tool to keep your dog informed while you are at work. Includes Sniff-O-Dispenser to release odors from you for his pleasure.

we need an app...

To be fair, that's most dogowners :D AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT

maybe your neighbours' dogs are judging you

Been there

solution.. dog in truck.

...The dog is judging your life decisions.

sigh...dog people....we cat people are quite different...you guys think your dogs are superior, while we cat people know that we are breeding Satan!! *Grins and continues reading the tweets*

Aww :(

This dog is rather rectangularly shaped...

True that!

who want's to be a human, humans start wars and problems, dogs solves problems. BE A DOG

me rn.

That's productive... right? If not, I need to change a few *cough* things in my schedule....

Lol!!!!

and he would love you till the end of his days - definitely

MIGHT! HAHAHA

Maybe he is waiting for you to fill HIS pool?!

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To be fair, if this was your therapist as a dog, you'd be traumatised...

oh yes I have thought of cooking for 2 instead of 1

Creepy! :))

she IS a dog

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