Some people argue dogs are the best thing that happened to humanity. They're loyal, cheerful, friendly, smart... It's no surprise we get carried when they're around. We plan our lives around doggies, we spoil them more than we do our children, and tell them 'I love you' a 100 times a day. Yup, the shocking truth is that dog owners are pretty much owned by dogs.

Bored Panda created a list of tweets that shows just how canine-obsessed we are. Vote for your favorite and tell us if you recognized yourself in them.

#1

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SkylaCheyenne Report

Pi... 2 years ago

This needs more upvotes!

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#2

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L1lmojoOfficial Report

Hans 2 years ago

As long as it is barking and does not extend to butt-sniffing, this is an exemplary deed!

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#3

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fioses Report

John L 2 years ago

One sign is not enough. I have three: one for each front window, and one for the front windshield. And it still didn't stop one "Do-Gooder" from castigating me when I returned. When she discovered that it was actually cool inside, she really got angry, because she was made to look the fool. I physically ran her off, so she could search for other guilty culprits.

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#4

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dogtextings Report

CatPerson 2 years ago

-alk Dog bowls you over as it runs out of the house

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#5

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DamienFahey Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

My dad used to put on the radio for the dogs. That way there was some music, then talking again and then music again

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#6

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jordynhalls Report

Lana Shumilova 2 years ago

7 isn't enough

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#7

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spaghemily Report

John L 2 years ago

The nice thing about having a shih-tzu is that Charlie never has to sit in the rear. He just sits up front, on someone's lap, usually my left thigh and hangs his head out the window. :D

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#8

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MadisonReeg Report

Hans 2 years ago

Working morale up 75%!

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#9

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sadgirlkms Report

Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

This is true. It may be temporary, but it does the trick

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#10

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Iolitatbh Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

You're hired!

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#11

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heymonroe Report

Hans 2 years ago

Fair enough.

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#12

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loyalgaI Report

John L 2 years ago

Caitlyn, that sounds like you. :D

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#13

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KimChevon Report

Charleen Crawford 2 years ago

Dog goals.

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#14

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5eean Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Many people will salute you with respect for this action :D

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#15

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dogtextings Report

Anastasia Cyr'Nyth 2 years ago

My dog will do the exact same thing. I have a picture of it from when my daughter was using my phone.

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#16

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TheDrewLynch Report

MSP acephal 2 years ago

I always know the names of the dogs, never know the names of the owners

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#17

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dogtextings Report

John L 2 years ago

Yes! Four-legged kids!

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#18

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zoebaumann_ Report

Hans 2 years ago

This is slightly disturbing.

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#19

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FreddyAmazin Report

Drakeguten 2 years ago

This is how I start a conversation with my classmates. They all know me as " the girl with two dogs who loves all the dogs." I'm not even mad tbh

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#20

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Laura_Hattar Report

frank0ys 2 years ago

...You have the cutest date ever!

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#21

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EliTerry Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

How could you! D: *writes that technique down*

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#22

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theyearofelan Report

Hans 2 years ago

Probably a little clarifier: I said that dog and man very well understand each other, although we can make little of "woof woof" and they little of "good boy" both in the exakt sense. We learn to interprete each others' body language, though. I am wondering if I write to complicated today or if the haters are on the prowl again...

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#23

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miliondollameat Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

All if forgiven.

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#24

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veganshorty Report

Hans 2 years ago

This dog looks like your therapist!

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#25

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cherish_lewis1 Report

Mae_Day_All_Day 2 years ago

This is disturbing...

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#26

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dogtextings Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Okay, this is freaking adorable :D

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#27

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Neil_Paine Report

Amanda 2 years ago

They see me rollin'... they hatin'...

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#28

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dogtextings Report

Becky Kidus 2 years ago

Isn't this normal?

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#29

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dafloydsta Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Plottwist: She tells HIM to move to the couch, so she and the dog sleep in the bed.

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#30

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Yuuri_On_Top Report

Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

HA I love it when I'm chosen

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#31

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primawesome Report

Charleen Crawford 2 years ago

My exercise goal.

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#32

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visualsbytony Report

Katie Smith 2 years ago

Every time!! Naked dog!!

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#33

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SortaBad Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

"..And you didn't invite me to pet it as well?!"

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#34

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victoriaaycock Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

And he is fabulous!

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#35

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TheBoydP Report

Kaitlyn DSOUZA 2 years ago

Really! My record is 2 seconds....

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#36

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LuvPug Report

Hamlets twin 2 years ago

OK Mr. Berkowitz just take these pills...

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#37

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dogtextings Report

Sofia Bellavista 2 years ago

I applaud you both!

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#38

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CuteDogPlcs Report

Charleen Crawford 2 years ago

Travel goals.

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#39

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daddy_chinny Report

Hans 2 years ago

Introducting Dog-O-Whipser...the first tool to keep your dog informed while you are at work. Includes Sniff-O-Dispenser to release odors from you for his pleasure.

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#40

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perdizzion Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

To be fair, that's most dogowners :D AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT

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#41

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TheWeirdWorld Report

maryhadalittlelamb 2 years ago

maybe your neighbours' dogs are judging you

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#42

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souththvc Report

Leoninus Fate 2 years ago

awwww, the second pic looks like my poor old dog that passed away 4 years ago T_T

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#43

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Jose_Snatched Report

Stille20 2 years ago

solution.. dog in truck.

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#44

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trangnnguyenn Report

frank0ys 2 years ago

...The dog is judging your life decisions.

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#45

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primawesome Report

Varada Vaidya 2 years ago

sigh...dog people....we cat people are quite different...you guys think your dogs are superior, while we cat people know that we are breeding Satan!! *Grins and continues reading the tweets*

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#46

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shitheadsteve_ Report

Michel M. Prins 2 years ago

Aww :(

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#47

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awonderdj Report

Hans 2 years ago

This dog is rather rectangularly shaped...

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#48

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coffee_n_mtns Report

PyroarRanger 2 years ago

True that!

#49

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primawesome Report

WolfTitan Model 1 2 years ago

who want's to be a human, humans start wars and problems, dogs solves problems. BE A DOG

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#50

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deepkatenine Report

Shane Chang 2 years ago

me rn.

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#51

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memesuppIy Report

i_know_im_amazing 2 years ago

That's productive... right? If not, I need to change a few *cough* things in my schedule....

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#52

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grandead Report

sunnyrei82 2 years ago

aaah! whenever it happens to me, I tell them "I'm sorry" like a dozen times and even explain them what happen, that it was an accident, that I am not angry with them, that I hope they didn't get hurt, and so on... like they would understand what I'm saying.

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#53

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lowell_ashley11 Report

Manuela Simon 2 years ago

and he would love you till the end of his days - definitely

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#54

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buhsbaby_baby Report

Ingrid Tsai 2 years ago

MIGHT! HAHAHA

#55

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joshgroban Report

Allana Rose 2 years ago

Maybe he is waiting for you to fill HIS pool?!

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#56

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AmandaEeeek Report

JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

Therapy dogs would be the best :D

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#57

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Becky_Cresswell Report

Gillian Black 2 years ago

oh yes I have thought of cooking for 2 instead of 1

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#58

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MemeoIogy_ Report

Zita-Ágota Farkas 2 years ago

Creepy! :))

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#59

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attack_on_asher Report

Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

Mine are so tricky. Get fed by one person in the morning, then when another wakes up, begs and begs like they haven't been fed. If person A is back asleep, they get double breakfast.

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#60

Refusing To Get Out Of The Car....after 2 Hours + She Finally Did!!! Stubborn Mule ❤️

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