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Pizza Guy Sees Dog Running Towards Him At 2AM While Woman Shouts “Shoot Her”, Reaches For His Gun
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Pizza Guy Sees Dog Running Towards Him At 2AM While Woman Shouts “Shoot Her”, Reaches For His Gun

Naming your pet is usually a joyous experience, your new friend is going to be with you for a lifetime and you want him or her to feel a part of the family. But you would never expect that the name you give might one day put your buddy in danger, would you?

That’s precisely what happened to this lady, when Imgur user AKghandi showed up at her house at 2am with a pizza delivery. Like many folk in Alaska, AKghandi was armed. When he saw a dog running at him, followed by a woman apparently shouting “SHOOT HER” over and over again, he reached for his gun and readied himself to take aim.

Luckily for this unfortunately named pooch, it was all a big misunderstanding. Scroll down to check out what happened for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments! (Facebook cover image: Evcabartakova )

Guy shared this story about a nearly disastrous animal name misunderstanding recently

Image credits: Ieva Budzeikaite

People started sharing their own funny pet name stories:

 

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Janine B.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My goodness, I hope you told the lady how dangerous this name is to her dog. I don't want to think about what could've happend to the poor doggo if this had happend to someone armed with a fear of dogs.

Karen Hansen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the logic. The name of the dog is dangerous not the guns. Murica in a nutshell.

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Bobert Robertson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These titles for the articles are getting more and more misleading... nothing in this story escalated at all.... the dog ran, nothing happened, dog went home. Wow, crazy!

Nebula
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to Bored Panda where all the titles are clickbait. We hope you enjoy your stay!

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Nebula
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once read about a man who had stray dog. He didn’t like the dog but the dog liked him so he would always yell at it “Go away, God dammit” or “Leave me alone, God dammit” etc. So the dog assumed its name “goddammit” and responded as such

mbergen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of some old Bill Crosby stand up comedy (I had his vinyl record as a kid). Bill said that up to the age of 6 he thought his name was Jesus Christ, and his older brother thought his name was God Dammit.

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Janine B.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My goodness, I hope you told the lady how dangerous this name is to her dog. I don't want to think about what could've happend to the poor doggo if this had happend to someone armed with a fear of dogs.

Karen Hansen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the logic. The name of the dog is dangerous not the guns. Murica in a nutshell.

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Bobert Robertson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These titles for the articles are getting more and more misleading... nothing in this story escalated at all.... the dog ran, nothing happened, dog went home. Wow, crazy!

Nebula
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to Bored Panda where all the titles are clickbait. We hope you enjoy your stay!

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Nebula
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once read about a man who had stray dog. He didn’t like the dog but the dog liked him so he would always yell at it “Go away, God dammit” or “Leave me alone, God dammit” etc. So the dog assumed its name “goddammit” and responded as such

mbergen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of some old Bill Crosby stand up comedy (I had his vinyl record as a kid). Bill said that up to the age of 6 he thought his name was Jesus Christ, and his older brother thought his name was God Dammit.

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