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Taking your dog for a grooming session is like spinning the wheel of fortune. You think you know what you’re gonna see when you come pick the little furry boi or gurl up, but that’s not always how it works.

You see, in times of worldwide social isolation and our best efforts to stay home, our beloved pets haven’t had a decent wash and cut in ages. Many have grown their fur way beyond their recognizable selves, and given the first opportunity, no owner would wait any longer to take them to the grooming salon.

After the session is over, things have changed, literally. According to people on social media, their dogs are not only unrecognizable, they’re literally different dogs. Can you go from being a proud parent to a cocker spaniel with luscious locks to a cute short-haired beagle in less than an hour? Yes, you can. Is there a conspiracy that groomers around the world have been mixing up doggos and handing their owners the wrong ones? You could call it that.

Let’s see it to believe it in the most hilarious post-haircut ‘not my dog’ moments shared by confused owners and hand-selected by Bored Panda for an ultimate cuteness overload.

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My Dog Got A Haircut, And Now It Looks Like He Gave Up Drinking

My Dog Got A Haircut, And Now It Looks Like He Gave Up Drinking

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This Is The Same Dog. My Friend Adopted Her After She Just Showed Up On Her Porch. I Groomed Her And Made Her Brand New Babe Feeling So Fresh And Clean

This Is The Same Dog. My Friend Adopted Her After She Just Showed Up On Her Porch. I Groomed Her And Made Her Brand New Babe Feeling So Fresh And Clean

She had to have all her teeth removed, she had a giant sore on her leg and under her tail and she was a giant matted mess.

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My Sweet Girl Cheech Is 15 Years Old. After Her Haircuts, Everyone Always Thinks She’s A Puppy

My Sweet Girl Cheech Is 15 Years Old. After Her Haircuts, Everyone Always Thinks She’s A Puppy

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To find out more about the art of dog grooming, Bored Panda reached out to Lindsey Patton, an Indiana-based professional pet groomer with 17 years of experience. Lindsey is also a member of the International Professional Groomers Inc. and the National Dog Groomer’s Association of America. She said her “commitment and passion for my job has allowed me to assemble a loyal and steadfast client base,” and you can see some of her recent dog transformations on her Instagram account.

Lindsey explained that a good groom is always the result of the groomer and owner working as a team. “As a pet owner, acclimate and desensitize your dog (or cat!) to every possible scenario they might encounter during the grooming process.”Imagine that during the grooming session, “as professionals, our hands literally cover every square inch of your pet’s body… oftentimes more so than your veterinarian does during a routine health exam!”

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And according to Lindsey, it’s the owner’s responsibility to normalize these activities to your pet at home. In fact, “the more your pet is exposed to prior to visiting the grooming salon, the more comfortable and confident they will be in a proficient salon setting,” the expert groomer explained.

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That's A Different Dog

That's A Different Dog

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like Kubo's shaggy self. But, it was probably getting hot and unruly for him.

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We Rescued A Maltese From A Puppy Mill In Georgia That Got Busted With Over 700 Dogs This Weekend. After 3 Hours Of Cutting Matted Hair And Bathing, Here Is Luna’s Before And After

We Rescued A Maltese From A Puppy Mill In Georgia That Got Busted With Over 700 Dogs This Weekend. After 3 Hours Of Cutting Matted Hair And Bathing, Here Is Luna’s Before And After

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New Haircut, Same Smile

New Haircut, Same Smile

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When it comes to dramatic pet transformations, Lindsey said that in some of the most dramatic cases she’s dealt with in her career, some dogs and cats have truly looked unrecognizable.

In cases when “the extensive matting requires them to be 'stripped' down with a very close clipper blade to safely & humanely remove a badly felted coat, we are just as shocked as the owner when we fully reveal the end result.”

However, Lindsey assured owners that “never should a professional groomer put an animal through torturous hours of de-matting just to appease a demanding human customer... Or, worse yet, for monetary gain by charging additional fees for de-matting services.”

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#8

My Friend Had To Triple Check With The Groomer To Make Sure He Was Bringing Home The Right Dog

My Friend Had To Triple Check With The Groomer To Make Sure He Was Bringing Home The Right Dog

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It's 32°C Degrees (90°F) Outside, So My Dog, One-Eyed Snuggles, Needed A Groomer

It's 32°C Degrees (90°F) Outside, So My Dog, One-Eyed Snuggles, Needed A Groomer

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On other occasions, owners may be stunned not only because of an extreme case of matting, but also because of a misunderstanding of the owner’s instructions for a hairstyle. It can indeed result in “a total alteration of breed character.”

“For example, certain breeds known for their distinct traits—such as a Schnauzer's eyebrows and beard or a Poodle's trademark topknot and tail pom—look starkly different when these characteristics are taken away.”

Having said that, Lindsey said that pet owners must be willing to accept the fact that it’s not the hairdo that makes their dog who he is. “Whether their pet is meticulously coiffed or shaved down to his birthday suit, he is still the same animal who casts no judgment and loves unconditionally,” the groomer concluded.

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My Puppy Otis Got His First Haircut. I'm Not Sure They Gave Me Back The Same Dog

My Puppy Otis Got His First Haircut. I'm Not Sure They Gave Me Back The Same Dog

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Our 9-Year-Old Goldendoodle Got Her First Grooming Since Quarantine. Our Other Dog Barked At Her When She Came Home

Our 9-Year-Old Goldendoodle Got Her First Grooming Since Quarantine. Our Other Dog Barked At Her When She Came Home

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#12

My Boy, Before And After Going To The Groomer. Went From Dirty Biker To Innocent Preacher's Kid

My Boy, Before And After Going To The Groomer. Went From Dirty Biker To Innocent Preacher's Kid

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Life Lesson Learned. Be Very Specific When Explaining How You Want Your Dog Be Groomed. Dropped Off A Shihtzu, Picked Up A Llama

Life Lesson Learned. Be Very Specific When Explaining How You Want Your Dog Be Groomed. Dropped Off A Shihtzu, Picked Up A Llama

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#14

Fired My Groomer Today

Fired My Groomer Today

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#15

He Looked Like The Squirrel From Ice Age

He Looked Like The Squirrel From Ice Age

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#16

Took Doggo To A Groomer. Got A Different Doggo Back

Took Doggo To A Groomer. Got A Different Doggo Back

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My Pupper After I Adopted Him, And After I Had Him Groomed

My Pupper After I Adopted Him, And After I Had Him Groomed

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Oliver, Our 8-Month-Old English Sheepdog (Bobtail) Shed His Puppy Coat At The Groomers. I Didn't Recognize Him At First

Oliver, Our 8-Month-Old English Sheepdog (Bobtail) Shed His Puppy Coat At The Groomers. I Didn't Recognize Him At First

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#19

My Good Boy Got His Summer Haircut

My Good Boy Got His Summer Haircut

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kind of haircut is bad for poms' fur., it grows back unevenly (or might not grow back at all) and doesn't look as good. Their fur is also a thermal insulator, so it keeps them warm in the winter and cold in the summer. Cutting it really short will cause them to overeat more easily and they might get sunburned. Don't do it unless absolutely necessary, like for a medical reason. There are other ways to help them cool down.

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What A Difference A Haircut Can Make

What A Difference A Haircut Can Make

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Mrs_ Possum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaw that is sooo cute! Can I boop the little nose and take him/her home?? 😄

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#22

Raggamuffin To Stud Muffin. Quite The Transformation At The Groomer Today

Raggamuffin To Stud Muffin. Quite The Transformation At The Groomer Today

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#25

What A Difference A Haircut Makes. Latest Fosters 13-Year-Old Vileda And 10-Year-Old Swiffer

What A Difference A Haircut Makes. Latest Fosters 13-Year-Old Vileda And 10-Year-Old Swiffer

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From Puppy To Dog In One Haircut

From Puppy To Dog In One Haircut

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Willie Had His First Haircut Today. I Think I Brought Home The Wrong Puppy

Willie Had His First Haircut Today. I Think I Brought Home The Wrong Puppy

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To The Guy Whose Dog Got A Haircut, I Present My Dog

To The Guy Whose Dog Got A Haircut, I Present My Dog

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Raine Soo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like both versions, but the first one reminds me of a happy, tree-hugging hippy.

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Bagby

Bagby

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From Chicken Nugget To Barbie's Dog

From Chicken Nugget To Barbie's Dog

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Cupcake168
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is a real groomer's work! Excellent performed! (I also like the natural look.)

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Before And After Grooming. Did We Bring Home The Wrong Dog

Before And After Grooming. Did We Bring Home The Wrong Dog

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We Got A Puppy. His Name Is Picasso. He Got His First Haircut Today. He’s 3 Months Old

We Got A Puppy. His Name Is Picasso. He Got His First Haircut Today. He’s 3 Months Old

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Just Sam
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have left his hair to grow in, he was stunning before. Just trim his hair around his eyes.

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Still Not Convinced The Groomer Gave Us The Right Doggo

Still Not Convinced The Groomer Gave Us The Right Doggo

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Our Puppy Got A Haircut (She Had Matts) My Fiance Isn't A Fan. What Do You Think?

Our Puppy Got A Haircut (She Had Matts) My Fiance Isn't A Fan. What Do You Think?

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I Literally Took My Baby To Go Get Groomed Because His Hair Was Getting Longer And Look I'm Crying

I Literally Took My Baby To Go Get Groomed Because His Hair Was Getting Longer And Look I'm Crying

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#39

Took Him To A New Groomer

Took Him To A New Groomer

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I Think The Groomer Gave Me Back The Wrong Dog

I Think The Groomer Gave Me Back The Wrong Dog

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's horrible, the groomer just completely shaved that dog !

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... Good thing: doggo is definitely not in need of a diet. Bad thing: WAY too short and why shave the ears? Other bad thing: Doggo's got weak ligaments in the front-paw. Maybe an old injury, or it's a problem with the food or maybe genetics.

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Kathryn Baylis
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s not a haircut. That’s a clean shave—-totally bald. Almost the doggie version of Mr Clean.

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Anon Anon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never shave off sheepdog hair! The coat protects their skin!

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Martine Remmelzwaal
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wth? What did they do? Why?? Have they never seen this breed? BTW anyone here immediately think of Samson (en Gert) the Belgian speaking TV dog?

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Jelena Putinja
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

kill your groomer before he kills your dog - bobtails neeeed hair over eyes

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Cheryl Carter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to fire your groomer! This breed should never be cut this short! They just ruined the coat.

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Jacqui Steward
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless he was matted, this shave is just stupidity, especially if is in winter.

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Rcath
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You definitely took the dog to the wrong groomer. Money back, please.

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Ray Reinhard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is soooo wrong. An English sheepdog is SUPPOSED to have long hair -- including over the eyes. It serves to protect this breed's sensitive eyes from excessive sun exposure. It appears that this "groomer" knew how to do only one thing: run some electric clippers all over the dog without any regard to the "breed standard."

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Benjamin Niemet
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once, I was a scary dog. Now Im a scary demon dog who will bite you and lick the blood off your wounds. I am not the same doggo you know.

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Elli Rahim
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All fluffed for the snow the slid out of the winterized look for spring?

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