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Overly-Attached Dog Stalks His Owner ALL THE TIME
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Overly-Attached Dog Stalks His Owner ALL THE TIME

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Dogs are protective of their owners, but Cyrus, a 2-year-old Bullmastiff from Perth, Western Australia, takes it to a whole new level. He watches his owner Lauren Birney all the time, literally. And it started getting awkward.

“I have this theory that he constantly stares at me and creeps on me because he just likes to know where I am and what I am doing all the time!” Birney told Bored Panda. “Sometimes I have no idea that he is creeping on me until I get up off a seat or look around the room and find he will be standing behind an object with his head sticking out staring at me.

“Apart from being a convicted creeper, Cyrus is also a life saver,” Birney added. “He donates blood every 4 months at WAVES emergency vet here in Perth. He saves the lives of other dogs who need blood donations in emergencies!”

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Cyrus watches his owner ALL THE TIME, literally

And it started getting awkward

“Sometimes I have no idea that he is creeping on me until I get up off a seat or look around the room…”

“…and find he will be standing behind an object with his head sticking out staring at me,” Birney told Bored Panda

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“It’s definitely creepy!”

“But I wouldn’t have it any other way”

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“I have this theory that he constantly stares at me and creeps on me because he just likes to know where I am and what I am doing all the time!”

“He has always been such a loveable beast who would do anything to get my attention”

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“Whether it be subtle barks to get me to look in his direction…”

“…and lately he has taken up the magical art of creeping”

“Apart from being a convicted creeper, Cyrus is also a life saver”

“He donates blood every 4 months at WAVES emergency vet here in Perth”

“He saves the lives of other dogs who need blood donations in emergencies!”

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Thank you, Lauren Birney, for talking to Bored Panda about your wonderfully creepy dog!

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LouWow
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd keep an eye on someone who always wanted to take my blood too.....

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Karena
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a rescued German Shepard mix that did the same. He would also sigh heavily when I said I loved him. ❤️

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HélèneBorghuis
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So funnyyyyy! I had a lovely dog I took from the animal shelter and since that day she followed me like I had honey on my butt. She died a few years ago and still miss my Suku ('sugar' in Papiamentu, our local language at Curacao). She was the best and most lovely dog I ever had.

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PriyankaJatan
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, well, well...looks like you've found a spy dog from "Cats & Dogs"

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AnnZinger
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this dog! Sooo cute. Mine sneak up on me all the time. Great photos.

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Bonnie Bryan Fletcher
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could be separation anxiety. What does he do when you leave him home or do you?

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Anna McHugh
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless the doggle - he's in love. Also, the nice green blanket on the sofa is pretty. Maybe he could take up knitting to make him feel less anxious?

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KellyRane
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so adorable. He is probably wondering what his "sicko" owner is doing with all that blood hes taken. lol This is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.

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abhijit.more1
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Detective Dog from movie Cats and Dogs...Looks like he is on to something :)

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TheAnnoyance
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dog is very cute! But it probably has separation anxiety. It looks like it has a good home.

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SarahCollins
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has made me laugh harder than I had in a very long time, as a dog lover I can totally relate but Cyrus is the best!

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YarplyTwelve
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the owners are the creepers. Nothing wrong with that dog except it is scared to death of its owners.

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AllenDvc
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Don't take his blood so often poor thing!! Let its blood rigenerate before you take it again, what is he, a blood bank!?! Give him a break

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CaleyPhillips
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What an idiotic thing to say. Just like people, dogs can donate blood. Every 4 months is not too much. Also, *regenerate.

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LouWow
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd keep an eye on someone who always wanted to take my blood too.....

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Karena
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a rescued German Shepard mix that did the same. He would also sigh heavily when I said I loved him. ❤️

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HélèneBorghuis
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So funnyyyyy! I had a lovely dog I took from the animal shelter and since that day she followed me like I had honey on my butt. She died a few years ago and still miss my Suku ('sugar' in Papiamentu, our local language at Curacao). She was the best and most lovely dog I ever had.

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PriyankaJatan
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, well, well...looks like you've found a spy dog from "Cats & Dogs"

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AnnZinger
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this dog! Sooo cute. Mine sneak up on me all the time. Great photos.

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Bonnie Bryan Fletcher
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could be separation anxiety. What does he do when you leave him home or do you?

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Anna McHugh
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless the doggle - he's in love. Also, the nice green blanket on the sofa is pretty. Maybe he could take up knitting to make him feel less anxious?

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KellyRane
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so adorable. He is probably wondering what his "sicko" owner is doing with all that blood hes taken. lol This is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.

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abhijit.more1
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Detective Dog from movie Cats and Dogs...Looks like he is on to something :)

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TheAnnoyance
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dog is very cute! But it probably has separation anxiety. It looks like it has a good home.

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SarahCollins
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has made me laugh harder than I had in a very long time, as a dog lover I can totally relate but Cyrus is the best!

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YarplyTwelve
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the owners are the creepers. Nothing wrong with that dog except it is scared to death of its owners.

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AllenDvc
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8 years ago

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Don't take his blood so often poor thing!! Let its blood rigenerate before you take it again, what is he, a blood bank!?! Give him a break

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CaleyPhillips
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What an idiotic thing to say. Just like people, dogs can donate blood. Every 4 months is not too much. Also, *regenerate.

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