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Finding out you’ve been cheated on is devastating. But realizing it during the birth of your—well, not actually your—child? That’s a whole new kind of heartbreak.

For doctors and nurses, situations like these turn what should be a joyful occasion into pure chaos. They’re there to deliver a baby, not to get caught in the middle of relationship drama, but sometimes, that’s exactly what happens.

In one viral Reddit thread, medical professionals shared the wildest delivery room meltdowns they’ve witnessed when cheating was suddenly exposed. Scroll down to read their stories.

#1

39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light Late to the party and I am not a doctor but...


I am white and my wife is black. I am frog-belly fluorescent-white; think ginger light. My wife is earthy brown. No one would ever describe her as light-skinned. We have a daughter.

She had a difficult labor and our daughter was delivered via c-section. She did not really get to see our daughter immediately after delivery.

Later in our room she was dozing and they brought our daughter in. My relatives and my wife's relatives all commented on how my daughter looked so much like me and was not even close to the pigmentation of my wife.

So I carried my daughter over to my wife and gently woke her and showed her our daughter and said "I do not think she's yours."

We all had a good laugh.

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    #2

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light The worst meltdowns I ever saw had nothing to do with skin colour. Some backwards horrible cultures you had to call security if some poor lady gives birth to a girl.

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    Cloud Ryn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher cuz out of all of them. This is really freaking backwards and sad so freaking sad 😔

    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby's s*x is determined by the s***m. Those bast.ards can beat up themselves. Oh, but I forget, se.xism doesn't exist...

    Rinso The Red
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some of the cultures where this could occur, there's still a firm belief in the woman somehow having control over the process.

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    RomanceRadish
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby girls are a wonderful gift. As are baby boys.

    Sara Frazer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially infuriating when it's the man's spérm that determines the gender 😮‍💨😡

    Learner Panda
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It needs to be said that the male dictates the s*x of the baby.

    #3

    Newborn baby sleeping peacefully wrapped in a blanket, illustrating birth meltdowns witnessed by doctors during delivery. Not a doctor, but my best friends stepbrother was that guy who found out he wasn't the father because the baby was black.

    I'll try to make it short. Dude had gone to rehab twice and was doing really really well. He came back home for a weekend and slept with his ex-gf. Left and went back to his house states away to continue his newfound life. Got the call she was pregnant and dropped everything to come back and be a father. We were really worried he would relapse but he was great.

    So 9 months of preparation goes by. He was gonna be an awesome dad. All worried about relapsing were gone and he seemed ready to become the best dad he could ever be.

    Baby comes out. Everybody's happy. Nurse takes him aside after a few minutes and says "I want to ask you something. You do know that's not your kid right?" He says what do you mean?

    "Well, that baby is at least half black, but the pigments are prolly going to really darken."

    So he goes over to his ex-gf and asks if there's anyways what the nurse just told him is true. She starts sobbing and breaks down completely. Admits that she slept with a black guy right around time he came back. So he says, "Alright. I'm glad you and the baby are healthy. Have a nice life."

    Walks into the waiting room where all the new grandparents are waiting. Cheers. Celebration. "Everything good?"

    "Yep. Healthy baby. Healthy mom. I'm *not* the father. I'm outta here." And walked right out the door.

    The girls parents even wanted him to pay and support. He moved back to where he got his life back together and is doing incredibly well. But man, I wish he had all that time back.

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    Farah (she/her)
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your best friends stepbrother is amazing

    WubiDubi
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are still (after 2020) nurses asking mothers who have kids with port wine birthmarks if they drank red wine during pregnancy. The name is just a colour match. Same comment over the last 3 generations. That's the hint it's genetic.

    Jan Olsen
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is absolutely no way a nurse would do that

    Peter Scharthi
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parents wanted him to pay because they KNOW the black father won't.

    KatWitch57
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a racist assumption given the biological father doesn't appear to have been informed of the pregnancy.

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    WhiteClawOfDeath
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    "All that time back" ... it's nine months!

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    #4

    Newborn cradled against mother's chest, illustrating a moment related to birth meltdowns witnessed by doctors. When my wife was born, she was very yellow and the nurse quietly asked her mom about the paternity when her dad was out of the room. She was just born with a bad case of jaundice and that nurse was an idiot.

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    Cee Cee
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely an idiot. Jaundice in newborns isn't super rare.

    Orion
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, not just an idiot, but racist too!

    Jessica
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of the nurses business. That's yours.

    Capn Dad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a doctor or a nurse and the first thing I'd suspect is jaundice.

    WonderWoman
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some nurses do more harm than good.

    WubiDubi
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nurses should shut up about appearance that is not medical.

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    #5

    Two professionals brainstorming with sticky notes on a whiteboard, discussing birth meltdowns and cheating cases. I hope I'm not too late!!
    My mom is a labor and delivery nurse. One time she had a patient whose parents were present during her stay at the hospital. The staff there have a white board with some general information about the patients like blood type, time spent in the wing, and like how far along. This information is nameless for HIPAA reasons and instead has a patients number.
    So this patient happened to be the only one in the wing at the time. Her father was walking back from the cafeteria at one point, and noticed the board. He stopped one of the nurses and asked if the blood type for the patient on the board was correct (he knew his daughter was the only patient there). It was B+. The nurse confirmed it was correct.

    Turns out he knew his and his wife's blood type. He was O+ and his wife was A-. This combination will never yield a B+ baby. He brings his wife out and just points at the board and this look of shock washes over her.

    TL:DR Father of patient in labor finds out his wife cuckolded him 25 years later by knowing his blood type punnit squares.

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    David
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    however 1:9000 babies born, the blood type doesnt match with the punnit square situation, its a legit thing. In the old days people used this for paternity bc it was the only method they had, but with DNA we do not rely on this, bc we know its possible for it to happen. Speaking as one such person

    Jake Bertz
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, given that infidelity is wayyyyyyyy more common than 1:9,000, the odds are still pretty good on the ol Punnit being right. At the very least enough to justify a paternity test.

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    NoNameGiven
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had that uncomfortable conversation with someone too. He was shocked to find out his daughter wasn't his when she was 30 yrs old

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    #6

    Doctor in protective gear holding a crying newborn baby during birth meltdown witnessed in hospital delivery room My friend was a delivery nurse for the hospital that all high risk pregnancies go to. They are extremely busy and she has brought a lot of people into the world. She once delivered a baby in the parking lot by herself. This has come up on a weekly basis, but she shared the best story with us.

    A Caucasian couple come in and the mother is in labor. When the dude is filling out paperwork the mother takes the doctor aside. She tells him there is a chance that the baby may a different race than the father and to let her know as soon as the baby is born.

    The baby is born. The doctor turns to the mother and announces loudly, "Congratulations on your WHITE baby boy."

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    Jason Boyd
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the men who ever head health staff loudly describe their babies as 'white' are now going to be doing some serious reflection...

    #7

    Two men with beards having a serious conversation on a green couch, depicting birth meltdowns witnessed by doctors. A patient asked if both possible fathers could be in her c-section so that neither would miss the birth of his child. They'd figure out the details later.

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    Agfox
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not awkward at all...

    Batwench
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly a thruple.

    Orion
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the end I hope they all co-parented, but that's just wishful thinking

    megabeth
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That takes some serious adulting.

    S P
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point is the father being present. I think it's nice if they put the baby first

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    #8

    Newborn black kitten resting quietly, capturing a calm moment amid birth meltdowns witnessed by doctors. My parents' cat had five kittens. Two all-black, three all orange. There is a black male stray and an orange male stray in the neighborhood. She looked a little ashamed maybe.

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    Batwench
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A queen can have a litter of kittens who have different fathers.

    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the same is true for dogs.

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's normal for cats though. Let's not impose human morality on animals.

    Jane Susanna Ennis
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think Cats know the meaning of 'shame'!!

    g90814
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for most animals that have multiple births. A female in heat doesn't care who does the deed, or how many.

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    #9

    Doctors holding patient hands during birth meltdown moments, showing support and care in a hospital setting. These stories remind me of something I experienced first hand the day after my son was born:

    Nurse: So your baby's blood type is A-
    Wife: Like me!
    Nurse: And daddy!
    Me: No, I'm A+
    Nurse: You must be mistaken, that combination isn't possible.
    (...)
    Nurse: Uh, I'll leave you guys to it.
    Me: *pulls out phone and frantically Googles "baby blood type combinations"*

    (the nurse was wrong).

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    Zena
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nurse was an idiot. There, I fixed it for you.

    WonderWoman
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again another dangerous nurse whose stupidity caused harm

    Colleen Glim
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s totally possible. Two negative make a negative but a negative and a positive can also make a negative if one of them is -/+ rather than+/+

    David
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is possible, about 1;9000 babies for the baby to have a blood type that from the classic punnit square is not compatible with the parents, but they are the child of both. In the pre-dna testing days this was done, as it was the best way to test back then. Today with DNA we know better. I am one of those 1:9000, my DNA heritage test shows I am co-equal to both parents, but my blood doesnt match

    Serena B
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousins are both A- while their parents are both A+. They inherited the RH from our grandmother

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    Power puff scientist
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to believe this one because that would mean the nurse knows absolutely nothing about blood types because not only if mom is A- he can he be A+ but also every other possible blood type. AB AO BO OO.

    Hugo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A, B, AB, and O are blood groups, but AO, BO, and OO don't exist. Are you talking about genes?

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    #10

    Doctor in white coat holding newborn baby in hospital room while new mother lies in bed after birth meltdown. I'm way late to the party with this one but it's about my mum. She had my brother when she was only 16 and had a very hard birth with him. Back in that time the husband wasn't allowed in the labour room and my grandma was at work, when my brother was born he got stuck so they had to use forceps and he was also jaundice so he looked like an Asian baby.

    My grandma turns up after work and is looking at all the babies in the room they were kept and asks which one was her daughters baby. The nurse points to my brother and him looking all Asian my grandma storms up to my mum on the ward and said which Asian guy did you sleep with, well my mum thought she was joking so she said I don't know it was to dark to see.

    My grandma then proceed to hit my mum, until a nurse came in and explained. My brother is now 44 and as white as white can be.

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    Earonn -
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitting a woman who just gave birth? That fvckbitch deserved to get kicked out of the hospital with a porcupine set of needles in her back.

    Anne Roberts
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened over 40 years ago. Teenage marriages happened.

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    #11

    Dog tags with chain laid on a surface, showing embossed text, related to doctors witnessing birth meltdowns and cheating. Not a doctor, but still a relevant story. When I was born, my father was 100% certain that I was not his because his blood type and my mom's blood type couldn't have produced me. He punched a hole in the wall in the hospital and yelled at my mom refusing to sign the birth certificate because I have A+ blood, my mom has 0 neg and he *was positive* that he had AB neg because that's what his brand new dog tags said (he was in the army at the time). Turns out, they misprinted his dog tags. All his old tags said A positive.

    **tl;dr A typo on my dad's army issued dogtags almost caused my parents to divorce.**

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    setsuriseikou
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it was easier for him to believe his wife cheated than to go do the blood test... I'd definitely rethink this marriage if I were her.

    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, my dear, emotional disregulated people, is why you FIRST get confirmation that all facts are as you think they are, before you become all over-emotional.

    K Barnes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'He punched a hole in the wall in the hospital" sounds like an emotionally mature person who should be raising a child...

    Rosecat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almsot? Why almost? She should have left him.

    #12

    Baby lifted joyfully outdoors by a person, capturing a moment of happiness related to birth meltdowns witnessed by doctors. This is fun.

    My wife's cousin's 3rd came out black. She's married to the pastiest Irish guy you can find. Their marriage did not end, but this has created an interesting story. Grandma tells every one that he is just really native american (her husband was 1/2 native). He is now 15 and still, no one in the family will admit that he's black.

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    Batwench
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know what ancestors genes will come out.

    Ann T
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Joseph Griibble

    Jessica
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes way back in a timeline their could be a black family member. Doesn't happen often but can

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    #13

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light I'm blonde and the hubs is ginger. Our daughter came out with black hair and jaundiced so she looked very Jersey Shore. Those first pics of us as a family are hilarious. After about 2 weeks, her hair turned to an auburn and her skin tone is pale like us.

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    BarfyCat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents are both blonde. I was born with black hair that fell out after a couple of months. The new hair grew in blonde.

    Lady Eowyn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was the opposite, both parents had dark hair, my sister came out white blonde. Quickly darkened to mousy brown.

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    Niki
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither of my parents were pale, and neither were gingers. In fact, I discovered my mom is only very slightly caucasian. Yet, I am pasty white with red hair.

    Upstaged75
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who's half black, and she has red hair and freckles. Genetics are weird!

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    CanadianaKa
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Redhead father, brunette mother, everyone in the family has brown eyes and average European skin colour. Out I come, pale enough to sunburn *looking at a picture of the sun*, golden blond curls and blue eyes. I also have my dad's nose and inherited conditions so there was no question I was his but.... Many questions about whether I was adopted as a kid.

    Helen Rohrlach
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was born I had thick black hair and apparently my dad's first words on seeing me were "That's not my daughter" He had dark red hair and mum has brown hair. The nurse was quite sharp with him as I apparently was a dead ringer for him. Anyway the black hair fell out after a couple of weeks and I'm a blonde.

    Gadaffi Duck
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ginger, sons dad has jet black hair, my son has such fair almost white hair he looks bald from a distance.

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    #14

    Woman with long hair wearing a green jacket talking on phone, illustrating doctors witnessing birth meltdowns and cheating incidents. My parents both have blood type O+, while mine is A+. I asked my mom about it when I was learning the basics of genetics in the sixth grade, and she said that the doctor had told her it was some sort of rare mutation. However, now that I'm older, and have remembered it, I'm going to ask her about it again, since I'm pretty sure that my dad wouldn't know the importance of blood types, and I'm positive my mom would have lied in order to make sure I had a good dad.


    UPDATE: My mom texted me back. According to her, both she and my dad are definitely type O+, so there goes the forgetting of the blood type theory. Apparently my dad did know enough at the time of my birth to request a DNA test before he signed the birth certificate, and it came back as a 99.8% match, which he only told my mother about after the fact. The cool part is that the same thing supposedly happened with my paternal grandmother, who also had type A blood, but was conceived by two type O parents. There is always a small chance that my mother is being untruthful, but I don't see why she would be at this point since I'm grown. Plus, my dad and I share similar physical features. I hope y'all enjoyed the update.

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    Heffalump
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. All genetic components of a chimera are from the parents.

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    David
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    about 1 in 9000 are like this, where the blood type doesnt match up, but DNA shows it is their child. It happens, I am one of those. However in the olden days before DNA existed or after but wasnt affordable, this was the best method, but today we dont use that method, we use DNA

    Max Fox
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently, in some rare cases a mutation in the allele can result in an AO person not expressing the A allele, but when paired with some types of O alleles the A allele will express the A antigen enough to be detected as blood type A.

    Hugo
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    If both parents have blood group O the child can only be O. The designation was originally 0 (zero), meaning that neither the A nor the B substance is present. Presumably in this case the test result was wrong for at least one person.

    Nika Strokappe
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, theoretically yes, but Biology is fun. Read up on it, this happens more than you would think.

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    #15

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light Late to the party, but one of my colleagues in Anesthesia once placed an epidural in a heavily tattooed lady. Apparently she had, "Steve's Lunchbox" tattooed above her privates. She gave birth. The OB/GYN turned to the father in the room and said, "Congratulations, Steve."


    The guy stated, "My name isn't Steve."

    No meltdowns or anything, just an awkward moment.

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    RomanceRadish
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the tattoo possibilities in the world, this was her choice...

    Michael Largey
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would presume that the guy had already had an opportunity to see that tattoo.

    #16

    This may get buried but my family is of Portuguese and German heritage so we have some super pale people in the family and some who tan insanely quickly. However both my parents are pretty pale.

    I was the firstborn. Blue eyed, red haired, pale skinned. The whitest white baby.

    Two years later my brother was born. Brown. Brown hair eyes and skin. My mom got so many postman jokes it wasn't even funny. She didn't cheat. My brother just happened to win the Portuguese genes.

    I guess this doesn't really belong here but oh well.

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    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many married ra.pe victims get to hear all the "postman" jokes from strangers or people too far related to get to hear the truth of what happened. Be careful what you say, guys, you may stomp on a victim.

    Upstaged75
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend is white and she married an Hispanic man. Their 2 daughters are pale and blond. Their son is dark skinned with dark hair like his dad. Genetics are so interesting!

    DeeDee M
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have very dark brown hair, hazel eyes and I am normally pale but I tan very dark. Im part Native american and Iranian mixed with English/Scandanavian. My husband is basically totally British. We have one child that got literally ALL of the blond haired/blue eyed genes from both of us. My other two children are very dark like me. Whats worse is he's also the middle child-all sorts of milkmans baby jokes. Poor kid.

    CanadianaKa
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two nieces who are completely Dutch - Polish going back centuries. No question they have the same father. One has European skin tone and medium brown loosely curled hair. The other looks like her family has been in the Middle East for millennia, much darker skin colour, tight almost jet-black curls... Genetics are adorable.

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    #17

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light Not me, but this was an odd one that I heard because I casually knew one of the parents, the father to be exact.
    He came in freaking out because his wife had a kid. Well... He was white. She was white. Kid was born a dark malato. He instantly dumps her and starts filing for divorce. She has no idea what the hell happened. She forces a DNA test on him before she'll do anything.
    Three months later, well... Turned out it WAS his kid. Her parents, his parents, everyone, thinks he is a jerk. His mother apparently had a black grandmother. So the genes came through extra strong somehow in their kid so many generations down the line.
    Safe to say they are going through a hell of a lot of therapy. She never cheated on him and he never believed her despite all her serious protests. Been about a year now and it's better but still not perfect.

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    The Starsong Princess
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the plot of the book Small Great Things by Jodi Picoult but it was the grandfather.

    Max Fox
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a kid to come out darker than both parents, both of the parents needed to have ancestry with dark skin. So the wife likely also had a recent ancestor who was dark-skinned.

    Tommy DePaul
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you read the article? The father had a black great-grandmother.

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    Ashtophet
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s spelled mulatto, but please don’t use that word. I prefer biracial myself.

    Chantal Ward
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case, as the child isn't biracial, mixed would be a much better term. Of mixed complexion. Although mulatto immediately describes mixed with black and white, so I guess to them it made sense to use it even though it's outdated. Personally, I would have still said mixed complexion.

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    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I should be happy that OP used complete sentences and correct spelling, but why not just say ". . . I casually knew the father" in the first sentence?

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    #18

    Newborn baby in a white outfit lying in a hospital crib while a hand adjusts the clothing during birth meltdown moments. I'm not a doctor, but when my godson was born, the nurse told us about this guy who had gotten two girls pregnant at the same time. They both wound up at that hospital just down the hall from each other giving birth hours apart. What a lucky guy.

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    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What a lucky guy." That's one way to describe him.

    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle drove my mom to the hospital when she was in labour with me (dad was out of town, he rushed back as soon as he heard); the same hospital he took his wife to 19 days prior where she had my cousin. That must've been interesting for him to say the least...

    KatWitch57
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That infant's feet are worryingly blue!

    #19

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light My ex had our baby girl. We r both white, baby came out white also. Nothing strange there. 2 years later when we split up I went for custody of the child. Since we wasnt married DNA testing was required. It came back 99.99% not my kid. Color and heritage features of a family can make all the difference. Sometime I wonder how many men are raising some other mans child and never know it.

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    Green Eyes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all babies should have DNA tests. They deserve to know where they came from.

    Mario Clouâtre
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 10%. Worldwide average and it's about the same everywhere. It was discovered in the early day of modern DNA research. About 10% of the results where wrong and the scientists couldn't figure why... Until they figure it out!

    Earonn -
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    Cheating by a woman is not okay, especially not to burden a man with a child that isn't his. But to answer his question: about as many as women who unknowingly are "step mother" to their husband's affair baby. It's not a one-side thing. Pandas, just don't cheat.

    Jake Bertz
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally zero women are "unknowingly" a step mother to an affair baby. A woman can tell if a baby is theirs by whether or not it came out of their body.

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    #20

    This happened to the neighbors family, way back when. They, our white neighbors, had a baby. The baby came out black. The wife swore up and down she didn't cheat. She was really calm, really confident, understood why the 'father' was upset but swore it was his baby. He filed for divorce, she didn't fight it, divorce went through. DNA tests were possible at the time but it took much longer than it does now, so the baby was at least a year old when the dust settled. Baby turned out to be his.

    While they both look very white, the Mom is brunette with curly hair and she was adopted as a baby. The assumption has always been that the baby was just a throw back. It took a couple years but they got back together and remarried. He always acts like he felt like a jerk, but she's always been very understanding.

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    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad about the "happy end".

    Max Fox
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, he probably has some dark skinned ancestors as well.

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    #21

    Pregnant woman lying in hospital bed, wearing medical gown, reflecting on birth meltdowns witnessed by doctors. I might be the first medical professional to post in this thread, hot darn. So I'm a NICU nurse that was floating to the nursery, a baby was born with a genetic abnormality (had one missing limb) but was otherwise doing fine. The pediatrician was in the parents' room discussing with them the follow up type stuff for the baby - appointments with a geneticist, an orthopedic surgeon, etc. At some point in the conversation the mother asked what the baby's blood type was, to which the pediatrician responded "A+." The father of the baby insisted that was impossible, as he AND his wife (this was their third baby) were both O-. The pediatrician got totally flustered and came back to the nursery to verify the lab results - baby really was A+. We even went so far as to re-draw the baby's blood and re-test it - nope, A+. There is absolutely no chance that the baby belonged to that man. The husband left the hospital soon after and didn't show up again until it was time to pick up the mom and baby to bring them home. The mom spent the rest of the hospital stay lying alone, in the dark, mostly hiding under the covers.

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    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not impossible, just unlikely.

    Max Fox
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's possible for two parents who test as O to have a child who tests as A, because of some rare mutations of the A allele, and there are cases in which two parents who tests as negative have a child who tests positive, but, again, it's a rare mutation. The odds of this happening is the product of the odds of each of these two happening. So if one birth in 1,000 of two parents testing as O is A, while one birth in 1,000 of parents both testing as Rh- have a child who tests as Rh+, the chances of two parents who are O- having a kid who is A+ is one in 1,000,000. Not one in a million births, but one in a million kids born to two parents who test as O- will test as A+.

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    Lady Eowyn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have done DNA testing. Nature can throw some weird loops when it comes to blood types.

    Nika Strokappe
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehm, this is possible and why in earth would you test the blood type of a baby without the need for it?

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    #22

    Pregnant woman in hospital gown holding belly, representing doctors witnessing birth meltdowns in delivery room. Yes.

    Woman admitted to hospital on Christmas Eve with abdo pain after she fell over pissed as a fart, routine pregnancy test was positive and the doctor thought that she was either a bit plump or about 30 weeks pregnant, which she was oblivious to.

    Transferred to obstetrics due to ongoing pain which turned out to be contractions.

    Her sister comes in while I'm just writing in her notes, asks about her partner who apparently was on deployment with army until a month ago. He is already on the way, he knew she was pregnant but not 30 weeks.

    He arrives, she pretty much just coughs and out comes her baby, 8 weeks preterm but not bad condition considering.

    He quickly puts 2 and 2 together and realises it's clearly not his. She genuinely doesn't even know what's happening as she is still drunk.

    He just leaves and I presume never went back now that he can see what a mess of a partner he has.

    Next day I review her on post natal ward and she is discharged although her baby is staying in so she will as well, she asks me what happened. She has literally no idea she was pregnant,admits to having slept with someone but can't remember who, and doesn't remember her partner showing up and dumping her.

    I felt sorry for her and her child, she might see this as a massive wake up call and turn her life around but she had everything stacked against her, single unemployed mother with a baby she was totally unprepared for.

    Sorry it's not really a funny story, we did call it the Christmas miracle but that's about it.

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    Kathy Brooke
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the censor can't cope with British slang.

    Tim Gibbs
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all post in British slang?! 🤣

    Rosecat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you sorry for her? She's a ho. Sorry for the baby yes, absolutely.

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    #23

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light Best friend (black) slept with a girl (white). She had a boyfriend (white) and he was delighted when she became pregnant. This boyfriend spent a fortune getting their house ready for the bundle of joy, his whole family were massively supportive and excited, so much so that they all came to the hospital for the birth.

    So there are 2 large families excitedly waiting for the new addition to the family who are somewhat shocked when the baby comes out black. She's obviously less surprised and says something like "I'm really sorry but I need to tell you something..."

    My friend gets the call and goes in for the DNA test. Not a match. Girl say to boyfriend "I'm really sorry but there is something else I need to tell you..." Next black guy gets a call and it's his! I always wonder how many she might have had to call in!

    Don't know too much of the aftermath because my friend did not hang around for long after he discovered it wasn't his!

    TL;DR white couple have black baby, girl admits cheating, but picks wrong guy for DNA test.

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    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know the feeling when you are looking forward to, say, some food you have at home, tasty leftovers, you're thinking of them all day, only to come home and someone else ate them, or they've gone bad? That's how these dads must feel, just 100 times worse. Fellow lady Pandas, just come clean (unless it would be dangerous for you to do so, in which case: run anyway).

    Capn Dad
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a series of Maury Povich episodes where this woman kept coming back over and over. She brought in like 20 different men, and still never found the dad!

    Barbara Hill
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had zero self-respect. and I feel for the poor kid. You know they will hear about it when they get older.

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    #24

    Man with a beard wearing a blue shirt, focused on his smartphone, illustrating doctors witness birth meltdowns concept. Ironically enough, I'm reading this from the maternity ward right now. 7lb 5 oz, looks like me thank god.

    Edit: thanks for all the congrats! I was only kidding before, my wife is the most wonderful and faithful woman ever. She suffered through 24 hours of labor for my little man to be here. So far it's exhausting, but every second with my son is worth it.

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    Debby Keir
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the newborn looks just like you, you must be either Winston Churchill or Buster Keaton.

    LinkTheHylian
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We will fight them on the maternity wards... we will fight them at the pre-schools... we will move forward, not backward... upward, not forward... and always twirling... twirling... twirling towards freedom."

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    #25

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light Everyone in middle school thought I was adopted because I'm super white looking. But I'm actually half Hispanic. I'm just pale.

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    BrownEyedGrrl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson is half Navajo and is very fair with clear blue eyes.

    Sara Frazer
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In highschool kids thought I had a different dad from my sisters. Our dad is Tlingit Native Alaskan, mom is white. Both sisters are tan, I got mom's mayonnaise complexion. Nope, 100% same dad. My face actually looks a lot like him; same brow, same eyes, same nose. I have the typical Native features, the high cheekbones, dark almond eyes. My dad has jet-black hair, my hair is very dark brown-almost black. Everyone thinks I'm of Asian heritage

    BarfyCat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister-in-law is half native Hawaiian, with blue eyes, light brown hair and pale, freckled skin.

    Lady Eowyn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend is Cuban but just as pale white as Ashkenazi Jewish me.

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    #26

    Doctor in scrubs and mask with newborn baby and smiling mother in hospital room after birth meltdown witnessed by doctors. I wouldn't be surprised if the doctor who delivered me (and my sister 3 years prior) didn't write here saying 'Indian dad, white mum, kid came out white, mum definitely cheated, but the dad must having been having a meltdown on the inside.'

    Although, I've looked it up out of curiosity, and apparently skin colour is a genetic lottery when the parents are of different races.

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    JackrabbitJax
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 nieces all have different skin tones. Their dad is white and their mom is half black, half Latina. One niece looks straight black, one straight white, and one straight Latina. It’s the funniest thing to see their heritage so clearly in one generation. Phenotype genetics are wild.

    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I worked with a pale skinned redhead who was married to a black man. Their children's skin was a sort of gray color, and they had blonde hair. That was a combination I hadn't seen before, or since.

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    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the doctor didn't write that because unlike OP he isn't an idiot.

    #27

    A stuffed animal in a hospital bassinet with a woman resting in a hospital bed during a birth meltdown witnessed by doctors. My friend told me this story of hers. Woman and her husband were having their first child and it was the friends first ever delivery (ob/gyn). When she got the baby out she looked at it, then looked at the parents and asked "OK, which of you has six fingers?" The mother broke down crying yelling I'm sorry to the husband...their neighbor apparently had 6 fingers.

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    Shelli Aderman
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily true. It CAN be hereditary, or it can be random.

    Robert Benson
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she knows that she slept with the 6 fingered neighbor.

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    Ann T
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds fabricated

    BarfyCat
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually extra or missing digits or limbs are quite random, not inherited.

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    #28

    Child in red jacket looking up with concerned expression, sitting next to man in plaid shirt, capturing birth meltdown moment My husband raised a kid that was very obviously not his. Kid was born and was half back and he kept his cool. Went outside to smoke a cigarette and throw up. Married the woman had another kid( (this time his). Got divorced when the second kid was two.
    Lots of ups and downs with the first kid. She turns twenty this year and they get along pretty well right now.

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    Rosecat
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    1 month ago

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    Your husband was stupid 🤷‍♀️

    Hugo
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    Football player, eh?

    #29

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light When I was in labor as our son was crowning. Dr said " lots of Black curly hair. "
    Hubby chimed in with "what color is he?"
    Lucky him I was too busy to comprehend his joke.

    We're both white and lived in Atlanta GA at the time.
    Son's hair turned blond at about 3 months, he's pretty much a carbon copy of hubby.

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    Roberta Surprenant
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to nephew, born dark haired and ended up blonde.

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    #30

    Sega Genesis 16-bit console and game cartridges on wooden surface, highlighting classic gaming and nostalgic entertainment. My aunt is white and so was her husband (he passed a while ago). When they finally had a kid, my cousin was black. The family decided to ignore it, my uncle included. This was in 1989, and to gain my young teen cooperation I got an early Xmas gift: A Sega Genesis. Love my cousin!

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    #31

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light Not a doctor and a bit late, but in my high school I was in the same class as two twins. Both were awesome at sports (I mean junior world champions good) and a couple of months before we graduated they apparently made a DNA test with their "dad" as he suspected something wasn't right as it had been revealed that their mom had had an affair in the early days. Two weeks before graduation the tests came back showing that he wasn't their father. So he basically supported them their whole life, paid for all their travels with their sport and stuff, and then they aren't his daughters.

    Anyways, they split up during that summer and now I don't know how close they are as I moved away.

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    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not his biological daughters. Not excusing what the mother did, but to think that only the genes count is pathetic.

    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You aren't wrong, but unless I missed something there we don't know that he didn't continue to have a relationship with the girls.

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    Day Andie
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see ditching the mom, but if you were dad to those kids and you also ditch them, then you're an a*s

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    #32

    Not a baby as such but two stories from working up older children for kidney transplants when we were checking the matches for parents to donate the kidneys.

    1) Working two kids up who also had older siblings with kidney problems. It quickly came back that the first kid's dad was not dad ... potentially tricky situation there. Then it came out second kid's dad wasn't dad ... oh what a week. Then we looked and we saw if you actually swapped the dads around then the things all matched. Hence a little chat and the idea that maybe both families would consider seeing if they would consider donating a kidney to another family if that family were to do the same to them. The mums saids this was a great idea and then a few days later we informed them - hey folks, you're just not going to believe your luck.

    2) A young lady who had come into the country for treatment along with her mum and dad. We tested dad first and the result was that he obviously wasn't dad. He explained this was his chance to get into the country and away from his old life. So we shrugged and tested mum. Turns out it wasn't mum but aunt. Now they didn't meltdown but I can tell you social services did once it became apparent they had cheated their way into the system. The irony being that even though they weren't her biological parents they cared for her immaculately.

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    Diane Tucker
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an adoptee and it blows my mind that people assume a dad will abandon a kid just because it's not his. I mean, the betrayal and deceit is a huge thing that must be dealt with, but the idea of raising a child that isn't biologically related to you per se is not weird. My wonderful parents did it.

    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would it be surprising that an aunt cares well for her niece? Or that even just a "pretend Dad" cares well for a child? Though I don't understand - the child comes into OP's country for a treatment - and the parents "just so" allow a stranger and the aunt to go along, instead of doing it themselves? And if they couldn't come for some reason, why wasn't at least the aunt the official guardian of the girl?

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    #33

    My sister used to date an Asian guy and like 2 weeks after they broke up, she slept with a guy from work who is Hispanic. She got pregnant, and she was sure it was the Hispanic guy's kid but my nephew came out the hatch looking Asian as f**k. To be fair, my sister looked very Asian as a baby and that's what we blamed it on, but we're Mexican and she grew out of it. Now my nephew is 9 and I always worry about the day he starts asking why he doesn't look like his sister (who is the product of my sister and the same Hispanic guy, they're engaged now).

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    #34

    Baby with wide eyes being held by adult, related to doctors witnessing birth meltdowns and cheating incidents. I volunteered at a hospital and a Mexican couple had a very black baby. the guy was p***ed and basically said it was while he was in jail was in jail wasn't it?

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    #35

    39 Times Delivery Rooms Turned Into Chaos After Cheating Came To Light I have this one friend who's always been kind of... slower than most. It's a really unique situation, his brain uses 40-60% less oxygen than a normal adult male and it's actually saved his life a few times.

    Anyway, a few years back he wound up in jail (dude loves to smoke pot and cigs and drinks like a fish) and when he got out his girlfriend was pregnant. Only problem was she was 6 months preggers and he had been away for 7. It took the poor guy a little while to figure the math out but when he did he had a major and public blowout with his girl demanding she tell him who it was. Screaming, throwing stuff, all in front of a ton of people (me included). She finally caved and it turned out the father was this greasy assistant trailer park supervisor that he had been friends with since he was a kid.

    It was pretty shocking for me and whoever else was watching, cause everyone had known that guy to be gay for a long long time. He was even in a committed relationship with the actual trailer park supervisor for years. I fell out of contact with my buddy when he went back to jail again so I don't know what happened to any of them, but last I heard the grandparents took custody of the baby and the father ended up maiming himself pretty badly while trying to jump over an inflatable cheeseburger. Holy hell did that guy love cheeseburgers.

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    Colleen Glim
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest episode of “How the banjo plays”

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    SaladSpinnerDeux
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an episode of Trailer Park Boys (Canadian show)

    ScarletRos
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The part about the cheeseburgers gave it away.

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    Zena
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't a rollercoaster ride, as much as a tilt-a-whirl; my head's still spinning!

    SaraCapybara
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll taunt danger by jumping over an inflatable cheeseburger. I'm feeling reckless.

    Brandielee
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from the show trailer park boys

    Tommy DePaul
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it did happen in a trailer park.

    Kat Treasure
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is a TPB episode...

    Orion
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA I love Trailer Park Boys XD

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    #36

    My neighbors have a Christmas party every year and like clock work, by the end of the night, the guy hosting is real loud about how his last daughter has red hair and fair skin and he has no idea where it came from. It's hilarious.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are that daughter it's not that "hilarious."

    megabeth
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious how predictably awkward it is year after year?

    #37

    Basketball player Steve Nash, one day the paper said he was a new father, the very next day announced his divorce. I guess it was the wrong color.

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the marriage was already on it's way to a divorce before the birth.

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    #38

    I knew a chick back in the day. She hid her ENTIRE pregnancy. Literally until the day she went into labor.
    She got pregnant from a one night stand with her brother's best friend, she met a dude after that, started dating, got serious, had the baby, new dude stayed with her.

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    #39

    There's a family at the elementary school my kids attend. They are Caucasian. They have three kids. The eldest is white, and the younger 2 are apparently mixed-race. I saw this family for the first time at some school event, and we asked around discretely to find out if they were adopted, but nobody knew.

    Then, a member of the mother's family moved to our neighborhood, and we asked about the situation. The story (I'm paraphrasing) is that the kids are NOT adopted, and they think the mother must be cheating. She has never admitted to her family that the kids have any other father, but it's pretty unbelievable looking at the kids and the "dad". The dad stays home with the kids. They got divorced at one point (after the first suspect kid, I think?) and then remarried, and then they had another kid (that doesn't look like him). Now, I believe I've heard that she's knocked up again. I wonder what color it will be....

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    Earonn -
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skin colour could come from an earlier ancestor, and not every child looks like both, or even just one parent. My brother comes after our father, I look like our mother. OP would probably assume that our mother cheated with herself to conceive me..... (while in truth I'm the result of back then legal marital ra.pe)

    Papa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only entry here that I downvoted. It's just a bunch of speculation by someone who can't mind his or her own business.

    Barbara Deskins
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would it be your business (OP) to even ask such a question?

    WonderWoman
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genetics and biology education are seriously lacking

    Lady Eowyn
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I and my brother look like my mom. At one time my mom was mistaken for my older sister. My sister doesn't look at all like either mom or dad, but slight resemblance to paternal great-grandfather. Genetics can be a lottery sometimes.

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