Girl Receives A ‘Wrong Number’ Message From A Scientologist, And It Escalates Hilariously
Scientology has acquired a somewhat questionable reputation over the years, largely due to its bizarre belief system, the odd behavior of some of the celebrities it attracts, and the darkly secretive nature of the organisation.
To survive, Scientology needs a constant influx of new members, especially now with numbers reportedly on the decline. They seem to stepping up their recruiting game, if this text message to ‘Shelby’ is anything to go by. Chasing up previous takers of their ‘personality test,’ the scientologist seems nice enough, but is not prepared for the trolling they are about to receive. Scroll down below to check out the hilarious exchange for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
Someone called Shelby got a message from a scientology recruiter recently
Here’s how people reacted to the masterful trolling
The SCARIEST part of this is that the scientology bozo is telling her that they KNOW HOW this could happen!!!! WTF??!!
All I can picture in my mind is Harry and Lloyd riding down the road in the Shaggin' Wagon, listening to Love Fool, when the cop pulls up and says, "Pullover."
Load More Replies...I'm SO glad that I've been labeled as a Suppressive Person by $cientology. XD
They look at it as a mark of shame, whilst those of us who enjoy not being controlled by a lousy money making pyramid scheme, (that was started by an “author” of terrible science fiction for the express purpose of squeezing cash out of the confused), look at it as a trophy for a job well done. Good job on acquiring the S.P. title.
Load More Replies...I'm fairly sure there's no brain trust over there.
Load More Replies...The guy basically said, I don't know what it is, but I know how it could happen and how to cure it. PHEW! If I ever have exceptionally long arms all of a sudden, I know exactly who to call.
Bahahahaha. Ridiculously brilliant. Seriously...scientology is scary and manipulative.
I quit reading after "Thanks for reaching out." Why can't people just say "contact"?
I had a unique way of freaking out those IRS we’re going to arrest you scammers this year! I got so many of those freaking calls and messages on my answering machine, I finally called one back, got the man talking, who was obvioulsy foreign, and after a couple of minutes said loudly, after the 4th time he said the sheriffs were coming to arrest me, well you’ll have to catch me first “ fu**ers!! I’m leaving now!! With my money! To which they were so busy jabbering away in their native tongue, I had to laugh, and they didn’t even hear the laughing! They never called back!
Jeez! Scientology is just a scheme to get money out of you! Tom Cruise has made some c**p movies after joining the Scientologists! He is pretty gullible!
She's brilliant. I couldn't have come up with that to save my life.
I wish I could think that fast. When I get into a situation like that, I freeze like a deer in the headlights.
The s**t's just pouring out both ends with you, isn't it?
Load More Replies...The SCARIEST part of this is that the scientology bozo is telling her that they KNOW HOW this could happen!!!! WTF??!!
All I can picture in my mind is Harry and Lloyd riding down the road in the Shaggin' Wagon, listening to Love Fool, when the cop pulls up and says, "Pullover."
Load More Replies...I'm SO glad that I've been labeled as a Suppressive Person by $cientology. XD
They look at it as a mark of shame, whilst those of us who enjoy not being controlled by a lousy money making pyramid scheme, (that was started by an “author” of terrible science fiction for the express purpose of squeezing cash out of the confused), look at it as a trophy for a job well done. Good job on acquiring the S.P. title.
Load More Replies...I'm fairly sure there's no brain trust over there.
Load More Replies...The guy basically said, I don't know what it is, but I know how it could happen and how to cure it. PHEW! If I ever have exceptionally long arms all of a sudden, I know exactly who to call.
Bahahahaha. Ridiculously brilliant. Seriously...scientology is scary and manipulative.
I quit reading after "Thanks for reaching out." Why can't people just say "contact"?
I had a unique way of freaking out those IRS we’re going to arrest you scammers this year! I got so many of those freaking calls and messages on my answering machine, I finally called one back, got the man talking, who was obvioulsy foreign, and after a couple of minutes said loudly, after the 4th time he said the sheriffs were coming to arrest me, well you’ll have to catch me first “ fu**ers!! I’m leaving now!! With my money! To which they were so busy jabbering away in their native tongue, I had to laugh, and they didn’t even hear the laughing! They never called back!
Jeez! Scientology is just a scheme to get money out of you! Tom Cruise has made some c**p movies after joining the Scientologists! He is pretty gullible!
She's brilliant. I couldn't have come up with that to save my life.
I wish I could think that fast. When I get into a situation like that, I freeze like a deer in the headlights.
The s**t's just pouring out both ends with you, isn't it?
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