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Phones these days should come with a warning, 'Don't drink and text.' Many of us have been there, a few drinks down, high on life but the bar has closed, and you want to continue the party, consequently ending up with a pile of drunk texts and a feeling of shame.

Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. Tongue out, one eye open, the other squinting with concentration while you jab awkwardly at the screen with your index finger, you marvel at the poetry of a funny drunk text you are capable of when the inhibitions of basic social decency are gone.

If you are lucky, there is no reply to your text message fail, and you fall asleep, to awake the next day with nothing but a hangover and a tinge of embarrassment when you realize what you wrote. Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of these people and others that didn't get quite as lucky. Scroll down to check the funny text messages below!

#1

Oh Bro...

Oh Bro...

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#3

Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

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#5

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

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#8

How Drunk Was I Last Night?

How Drunk Was I Last Night?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how on earth r u trying to bite your own nose? i cannot brain this ..

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#9

Drunk Jess

Drunk Jess

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#10

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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#11

There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk

There's No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk

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#12

Drunk Text

Drunk Text

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#13

Dating An Idiot

Dating An Idiot

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#14

Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

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#16

FarmVille FTW

FarmVille FTW

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone has been getting too much Farmville requests on Facebook...

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#17

Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad

Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad

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#18

Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again

Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I'm Drunk And High Ever Again

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#19

Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service

Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service

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#20

How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats

How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats

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#21

An Obese Penguin

An Obese Penguin

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#23

Why Can't I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?

Why Can't I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?

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#25

Dealing With Problems Like

Dealing With Problems Like

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#26

I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead

I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead

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#27

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

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#28

Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking

Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking

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#29

Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind

Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy.... Not Me.... What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, you gotta show love to staff at airports. I mean, they deserve love too.

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#30

May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time

May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time

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#31

Friend So Drunk, Replied To Himself

Friend So Drunk, Replied To Himself

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#32

Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time

Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time

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#36

I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass

I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab... Let's Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass

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#38

Going To FBI

Going To FBI

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#39

Free Queso

Free Queso

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