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Being a parent is no cake walk, but despite that, there is much fun to be had. And the fun starts when the missus becomes pregnant.

There is something weird that happens in the dad’s head that starts his transformation into a full-on dad. You know, like the dad kinda dad whose jokes make your skin crawl and whose pranks only make you wish you didn’t get that gene.

Well, dads have been sharing funny situations from their lives from when their significant others were pregnant with their children. Everything from jokes to hilarious situations they’ve been in, whether it got them into trouble or not, was shared for the internet to enjoy.

So here’s a curated list of the best tweets circulating the net these days. Vote and comment on the ones you enjoyed the most. And hey, if you have your own stories, share them in the comment section below!

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SykesDaMan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even I knew to not answer that way and I'm not good at that...

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have made a fatal mistake... game over... wanna start a new game?

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Philly Bob Squires
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have taken the easy way out by doing a double backflip into an active volcano.

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Anna Chase
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the answer is “You look fantastic.” Omit the ‘No,’

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Mazer
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every “does this make me” question is a trick question

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René Studer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its like „do I look fat?“ Don‘t answer under any circumstances. You can‘t win. Act like you did not hear it.

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fuggnuggins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya big bubba belly makes you look pregnant. So does that outburst. Glowing womanly exuberance, then.

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Marigen Beltran
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have asked her if she wanted to hide that she was pregnant and if so why.

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TK 421
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chug two beers back to back, look her lovingly in the eyes and say, “I am not drunk enough for this conversation.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's generous I'd say! Giving up toys (even potential ones, not bought yet) is not that common! :)

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Deborah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... we kind of assumed... I mean, we tried not to think about it. Still trying not to think about it, actually.

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Marianne
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, they do pee in there. Only it is normal and probably hard to grasp for a 5-year-old.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's already weird that a stranger is asking a pregnant woman how far along she is, but to ask about your reading progress is even more weird!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife is trying to tell me I’m not allowed to share my food with the dog. I think she’s begun plotting. To the animal people: I do share with her. She and I split a spoon of peanut butter when I need her to take her pills, and it’s the only way she’ll take them. I eat half, then, showing it’s not poisoned, give her the other half after slipping g the pills in.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I'm carrying a baby for 9 months i can play the card anytime i want

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You think people judge you for no reason? Hold my beer! (Sorry i had to....)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, you should massage this woman's feet on the daily for the next 18 years! At least.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While pregnant my wife stood on a chair to clean and I told her it was dangerous and to get down and she said no. Icecream van turned up and she told me to get her one. I said she had to get down first. It was like watching a hippo trying to get down a poolside ladder. She did not make it down in time before the icecream van drove away. I was laughing so hard I did not see her in one sweeping move pick up a firepoker and stab me hard, drawing blood and saying "f**ker" Never mess with a pregnent women!

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Daniel Atkins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Bob Ross voice "and look he has a little friend with him.

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Night Owl
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't have to be that nonstop during the whole pregnancy but the less (negative) stress she gets the better

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Helena Houzarová
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, within the last month, just say, "due in X weeks". Much easier for everyone.

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