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Dad Hilariously Destroys Desperate Guy Who Asked For His Daughter’s Number
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Dad Hilariously Destroys Desperate Guy Who Asked For His Daughter’s Number

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Sometimes, desperate people looking for someone to hook up with can do stupid things, like Facebook stalking. But when it comes to non-stop messaging… Now that’s just downright creepy. Luckily, when you have a father with a sense of humor, the whole situation can be pretty funny.

Recently a Facebook conversation between Nathan Gray and a father named Robert was uploaded to Imgur. Nathan was pretending to be the ex-boyfriend of Robert’s daughter Skylar, in order to get her contact information. Nathan kept on asking for a way to contact Skylar, and Robert, instead of giving him Skylar’s number, gave him some life lessons and a whole lot of memes. You go, Robert!

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sunnyrei82 avatar
sunnyrei82
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, my God... going through all that horrible grammar was PAINFUL! My eyes were about to bleed. I have better grammar than that kid... and English is not my native language!

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Tiny Geek
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter is 6 and can spell better than this asshat.

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Albino Squirrel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think that that guy realized he wasn't helping anything

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David Gomez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh man...that was absolutely cringe worthy! Like watching a pimple popping video, so bad u wanna stop, but still...keep..going.

kjorn avatar
Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! i have a 2yo baby girl. i take some notes for later

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Mistrz Varflock
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great plan: abuse a man few times and expect him to deliver your message to his daughter. I really hope it's fake, how could anyone be so unable to understand a simple "no" said in many different ways?

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Sophia Marotta
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the "its hard in the streets of my upper middle class white neighbourhood" I need to remember this!

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Chris Nelson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would totally date Robert. And I don't even swing that way.

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Emma Clark
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha! People with grammar like that make me want to gouge my eyes out, but I'm in middle school so that probably sounds kind of weird. I hate the "12 year old who loves Justin Bieber and sends chain mail and selfies" stereotype.

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Lazy_Potato
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either this guy got no education, or he typed this drunk... The second one is more likely

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Georgia Stergiadis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read this a few times and it just gets funnier. I guess this "kid" will only understand the concept of "no, you cannot talk to my daughter", when he one day, has his own offspring.

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Airdnas Elisab
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when you start cursing at a parent, you've lost your mind and that respectful 'no' that you've been getting. The gloves are off and pray that you don't meet her dad anywhere near a dark alley.

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Misty Pal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg that was awesome.. good thing he didn't let that douce talk to his daughter..

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Sora Lyra
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess, my English much better than this. English wasn't my native language. And don't speak English with everyone, even with my parent cause they don't speak English. By the way, this guy is suck for forcing this man for her daughter's number.

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Nancy Arnold
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me laugh !! Give the lad a dictionary. He's spelling is so bad

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Alin Maties
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bro this has to be a troll AINT NO WAY ANYONE IS THAT DESPERATE AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME LMFAO!!!

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Kara Myers
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Daniel Fleming
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When was "qont" added to the dictionary? But sometimes using pls instead of please is just easier. I do it all the time. Do you type out hahahahaha or laughing out loud overtime you see something funny?

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Georgia Stergiadis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even my mum can spell better from him and she was born and raised in Cyprus! What's this guys excuse?

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7 years ago

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The father is a glutton for punishment ... Simply block the caller/texts and let it go at that. What a waste of time.

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Sick Boy
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7 years ago

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Well... those were three minutes ill-spent.

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Arty
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7 years ago

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Private story posted on the internet...really worthwhile! Wait...in fact, not at all...

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sunnyrei82
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, my God... going through all that horrible grammar was PAINFUL! My eyes were about to bleed. I have better grammar than that kid... and English is not my native language!

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Tiny Geek
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter is 6 and can spell better than this asshat.

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Albino Squirrel
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think that that guy realized he wasn't helping anything

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David Gomez
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh man...that was absolutely cringe worthy! Like watching a pimple popping video, so bad u wanna stop, but still...keep..going.

kjorn avatar
Kjorn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! i have a 2yo baby girl. i take some notes for later

mistrzvarflock avatar
Mistrz Varflock
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great plan: abuse a man few times and expect him to deliver your message to his daughter. I really hope it's fake, how could anyone be so unable to understand a simple "no" said in many different ways?

evamar2020 avatar
Sophia Marotta
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the "its hard in the streets of my upper middle class white neighbourhood" I need to remember this!

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Chris Nelson
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would totally date Robert. And I don't even swing that way.

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Emma Clark
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha! People with grammar like that make me want to gouge my eyes out, but I'm in middle school so that probably sounds kind of weird. I hate the "12 year old who loves Justin Bieber and sends chain mail and selfies" stereotype.

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Lazy_Potato
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Either this guy got no education, or he typed this drunk... The second one is more likely

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Georgia Stergiadis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read this a few times and it just gets funnier. I guess this "kid" will only understand the concept of "no, you cannot talk to my daughter", when he one day, has his own offspring.

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Airdnas Elisab
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when you start cursing at a parent, you've lost your mind and that respectful 'no' that you've been getting. The gloves are off and pray that you don't meet her dad anywhere near a dark alley.

mistypal avatar
Misty Pal
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg that was awesome.. good thing he didn't let that douce talk to his daughter..

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Sora Lyra
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess, my English much better than this. English wasn't my native language. And don't speak English with everyone, even with my parent cause they don't speak English. By the way, this guy is suck for forcing this man for her daughter's number.

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Nancy Arnold
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me laugh !! Give the lad a dictionary. He's spelling is so bad

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Alin Maties
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bro this has to be a troll AINT NO WAY ANYONE IS THAT DESPERATE AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME LMFAO!!!

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Kara Myers
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Daniel Fleming
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When was "qont" added to the dictionary? But sometimes using pls instead of please is just easier. I do it all the time. Do you type out hahahahaha or laughing out loud overtime you see something funny?

georgiastergiadis avatar
Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even my mum can spell better from him and she was born and raised in Cyprus! What's this guys excuse?

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kevindoneganpdx
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7 years ago

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The father is a glutton for punishment ... Simply block the caller/texts and let it go at that. What a waste of time.

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Sick Boy
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7 years ago

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Well... those were three minutes ill-spent.

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Arty
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7 years ago

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Private story posted on the internet...really worthwhile! Wait...in fact, not at all...

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